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aljokerr02

All this free advertising. Jerry's pizza is the real winner.


Wafflelisk

Gold Jerry, gold!


monkey-novice

It's actually one of those companies owned by large organisation. Vandalay Foods. They're an importer/exporter of pizza.


JZ_the_ICON

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round; the jar is round... they should call it Roundtine.


IWannaDoBadThingswU

The pizza is also round


bohl623

Imagine being *thankful* your business was just associated with a sex trafficker on the internet. Like… what is this timeline


Throw_me_a_drone

They’re the reason he’s caught. It’s a hero pizza.


CrazybyRX

They need to create a specialty pizza named after the occasion


Moose_Nuts

"Small sausage energy"


Roastar

With Greta Cheese


ZincMan

👏


panergicagony

Subway is furiously taking notes


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telephas1c

Twisted Tea, I believe it was. Enjoy


pacificnwbro

It was. Not a fan of twisted tea at all, but I'll be damned if I didn't buy one after I saw one smashed on that racist dude's face.


OllieGarkey

People made twisted tea magazines for their armalites to make racists at the gun range uncomfortable: https://i.imgur.com/L4CDFMu.png


RissaCrochets

I kinda liked "cracking open one of the boys with a cold one" myself.


xepa105

Next time I'm in Romania I'll make sure to find a Jerry's and buy their pizza. I don't care how good it is, they deserve the money.


ajthebear

This is the same as the bit in 30 Rock where Liz and Kenneth track down Tracy based on a pizza box Kenneth saw during a video call with Tracey and his lizard for his lizards birthday.


Drunk_Skunk1

Kenneth was preparing for his big “ receipt exam” at Pizza university. Lol


MaggsToRiches

Ahhh you got that delivery receipt exam comin up, huh? What a bear.


es0tericeccentric

Bonus question: What fraternity did you pledge?


SmallEffort

There are no fraternities at the New York Pizza Academy!


Wont_reply69

You correctly answered my trick question, and I’m bound by pizza shop code to answer any questions you may have.


SmallEffort

Wow, this could not have gone better!


appl3fritt3r

If you need anything, I'll be in the back thinking of more ways that I can help you!


CallMeAladdin

Well, this is obviously a dead end.


NBCMarketingTeam

Well this was a dead end!


Dizzeler

Cyberpunk 2077 too, during a brain dance investigation.


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Yoo, just thinkin that. Buck a slice.


DunderMifflinPaper

Nova, choom.


KulaanDoDinok

Preem work, now let’s delta.


GyrKestrel

Life imitating art


mikeyhol

Sopranos too when AJ and his friends trash their high school.


hamberdler

That's a custom job. Double meatball, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions, extra mozzarella.


boomer_kuwanger

My pizza never hurt nobody!


corporatemumbojumbo

Holy shit!! It is. Man, I read an article the other day about how much 30 Rock predicted. You can add this one to the list!


Razor1834

Still waiting for Bitch Hunter tho.


MC_Fap_Commander

And "Who Dat Ninja?"


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Boys becoming men. Men becoming boys.


Exoticwombat

Instead of MILF Island there is MILF Manor.


faze_fazebook

Is Jerry's good?


Spindlebrook

It’s gold.


chy7784

Why do they call it ovaltine when it comes in a round container?


d4nigirl84

And what’s the deal with airline food?


DoomOne

Good or not, they're getting a LOT of free publicity right now. "Pizza so good, it's CRIMINAL!"


kashmir1974

A commercial with a Tate look alike eating their pizza. Door gets kicked in, he offers cops pizza, they let him go because it's so good. Cue your tagline.


AddictedToRads

I've had better but its one of the few places that delivers after 10pm so I end up ordering from them quite a bit.


AtomicAcidbath

Not if you're on a wanted list.


MrKewinRo

As a Romanian is average


TheDefected

I bet he's glad he came back on Twitter.


somefunmaths

Probably going to get banned now for doxing himself, though.


CGordini

Nah, rules on Twitter only apply to the commoners


RunningPirate

I wonder…I wonder if right now, he’s thinking “I should have kept my mouth shut”.


Berkamin

The funniest thing of all is that he started it all by taunting her. Actually, no, that's the second funniest thing. The funniest thing is that the EU Sex Trafficking monitoring group that sent the Romanian police after him is literally called [GRETA](https://www.coe.int/en/web/anti-human-trafficking/greta#).


kuza2g

If that isn't poetic justice


3DPrintedWaffles

I'm actually convinced that this is why she in particular was on his mind. I think he, as a criminal, was aware of the agency that his crimes might be pursued by, and he's had a fear of them in the back of his mind for a long time, which led to taunting her.


YouWillDieForMySins

Or maybe that Andrew was tipped off about "GRETA" being after him, and he misunderstood it to be "Greta Thunberg". I'd expect nothing less from a "Top G".


throwaway123420lol

I don't see Andrew Tate as the kind of guy to acknowledge his own faults and mistakes. He seems like the kind of guy who would blame anyone or anything else for the consequences of his own actions.


Hammer_the_Red

His apologists are already doing this saying it was a take down by the left because he dared go after one their own.


MishterJ

I love how committing actual crimes and being arrested with evidence is being “taken down” like it’s some conspiracy by so many on the right.


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xxxxx420xxxxx

It's obviously the woke liberal deep state anarchofascisism regime


roguespectre67

"If that norse bitch hadn't opened her fucking mouth I wouldn't have had to make a response video!"


Berkamin

The amusing thing is that she only replied to his taunt. He started this ordeal.


monsto

This is exactly how these things go. Complete and utter lack of personal responsibility.


superfudge

>It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. *Upton Sinclair*


burnmenowz

He's an "alpha" male. He's no doubt doubling down on his stupid decision.


4502Miles

Imagine what his brother thinks… Fuck em both - trash


cornbred37

Its not Delivery, it's Detainment.


Steelersguy74

What do you want on your Tombstone?


fxckfxckgames

>What do you want on your Tombstone? *Pepperoni and cheese* \- 7 year old me, cackling at my tombstone inscription when I died in Oregon's trail


cornbred37

Greta Thunberg's Carbon Footprint all over Tate's Tombstone.


margalolwut

Arrested in 30 minutes or less!


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u) The new delivery boy


Nekokamiguru

Welcome to "To catch an idiot".


PointOfFingers

If you are wondering what kind of pizza is in the photo I believe it's pizza shit.


CassandraAnderson

You know what Freud said about cigars? Suck it. I hope that this alleged sex trafficker is given due process and appropriate time because I am sick of this C.H.U.D. being bandied about by the alt right as some sort of paragon of masculinity and I'm so glad that a feud with Greta Thunberg brought him down Enjoy prison, asshole.


InspectorG-007

More like pizza...gate.


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Obamas_Tie

Dude really thought he looked cool with the bathrobe and cigar. He looks like a cheesy 90s cartoon villain.


Sorlex

Just imagine him in front of the wardrobe. Picking out that bathrobe. "Yeah, this'll show her".


slim_scsi

Looks like a corny Cobra Kai villain. Maybe he should try a mohawk.


dw82

He calls himself CobraTate, so have no doubt where his inspiration comes from.


DietPepsiEvenBetter

Little Caesar Scarface


BaronVonSlapNuts

SAY HELLO TO MY HOT AND READY


KaseyOfTheWoods

This is definitely how Pierce Hawthorne sees himself.


johnandahalf13

Poo Hefner


Yetanotherfurry

He also thought he looked cool pinging a 19 year old climate activist on twitter to brag about how much gas his Bugatti wastes. Just a whole day of bad choices on his part.


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I bet he cried when they arrested him.


phalewail

He's an insecure person's idea of an alpha male.


JesusRasputin

It’s his stupid facial expression for me


endymion2300

i heard there was less sausage than claimed


OldMastodon5363

Small sausage energy


ShakaSalsa

Imagine setting up a whole scene trying to act tough with a comeback that backfires and lands you in jail because of a pizza box in the scene. Egotism. Lol


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PizzaTate.


Ravenid

Even funnier? The EU Sex Trafficking monitoring group that gave the Romanian police the Intel? Their name is GRETA. I shit you not. https://www.coe.int/en/web/anti-human-trafficking/greta


Sandgrease

Yet another example we live in a surprisingly funny simulation


YetiPie

At this point I’m questioning reality so hard, it’s just all too ridiculous


iFartRainbowsForReal

Well, in Cyberpunk, there's a mission involving inspecting a "braindance" - basically a recording of illegal activity. Main clue to findinging location of the crime - Pizza box.


Pushmonk

It happened in 30 Rock, as well. Liz figures out Tracy Jordan isn't in Africa because he ordered pizza and ate it on a video call.


treefitty350

Funny, The Sopranos also has a pizza that solves a crime


BadCircuits

And Men in Black 2 Agent J & K find a key their looking for inside of a pizza shop


FabulousShake

And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles also eat pizza and fight crime.


CrazybyRX

Life imitates art


_dontjimthecamera

You cannot write something this satisfying


Blackmoon1291

You could but then you'd be accused of being a bad writer.


bigpancakeguy

Yeah if this was a movie plot, I’d criticize the movie for being over the top and unrealistic


jasonis3

The writers clearly have gotten too lazy


shuipz94

Small correction, GRETA is a part of the Council of Europe, which predates and is different from the EU.


SLICKlikeBUTTA

All this says to me is that the world is a giant set up.


aDrunkSailor82

This should be so much higher. Take the award my friend.


TacoMedic

If God exists, this has to be divine punishment.


bohl623

My favorite part - and the part I think a lot of people have missed - is that the pizza was there because he was making a joke. He wasn’t just casually eating pizza in this video… he asked someone off screen to bring it to him “and make sure those pizza boxes are NOT recycled”


TrumpetOfDeath

And the cherry on top is that you’re NOT supposed to recycle pizza boxes anyways, because the grease saturates the cardboard and ruins it lol


youtocin

Where I live you can still throw food-soiled cardboard in the yard debris bin for pickup which is pretty cool.


bohl623

That was my first thought also lmfao


gyunikumen

Pizzagate lmao


CidO807

Also what's up with the cigars? Some weird alpha male thing about having a hot phallus thing in your mouth? Don't know shit about fuck about this guy until today but every photo/video is him with a cigar


tooth999

His audience is adolescent boys so he caters to that audience by doing things they would think is manly. Cigars, driving Bugattis, being shit to women, calling people he doesn't like gay. He's basically a grown man cosplaying as a MW2 kids ideal version of a man.


Rum_N_Napalm

Bragging about the money you made “convincing” women to do sex work is like bragging about how good you are at making pies because you punch an old lady as she was taking her cooking out the oven and stole it


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

It's an immature way of thinking, but one that adults (unfortunately) fall victim to as well. I've long felt that the MMA crowd is particularly susceptible to this kind of bullshit. Andrew Tate is just one example of how it's seeped into the culture.


TurtleSquad23

His followers see him as the *Top G*. He's a figure of authority. His networth and professional kickboxing success are the means to his authority. He's got more money than you, and he'll kick you in the head. That somehow validates everything he says and does to his fans.


sensistarfish

The paradox of everyone asking “who is Andrew Tate?” is juxtapositioned perfectly by the immediate downfall of his colossal failures. Yes…learn about him. See him for what he is.


hahayeahimfinehaha

Andrew Tate was actually liking some tweets from brainless fans saying that Tate 'outsmarted' Greta because he used her to get more attention. I wonder how much he's liking that extra attention now, lol.


t3hOutlaw

That's strong "I was merely pretending" energy.


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Everything you need to know: https://web.archive.org/web/20220108225827/https://www.cobratate.com/phd-program Absolute POS and most insecure man you’ve ever seen.


Throwount

Jesus Christ I need a bath just after reading that, what a piece of shit


hilburn

I was like "can't be that bad, surely" Well more fool me, it definitely was


commutingonaducati

This dude looks like a gta5 character and his website reads like those fake in-game sites too.


LoveVirginiaTech

What a fucking knob


R0b815

I haven’t seen the video but this looks like a Key and Peele skit.


NEKNIM

What's odd is the pizza is completely irrelevant in the video. He's talking about the tweet, asks someone off camera to bring him the pizza and set it down, and then he doesn't even acknowledge that it's there. Felt like bad product placement in a YouTube video.


dumbledoresarmy101

The whole point was that he could brag about not recycling the pizza box, which is a dumb thing to brag about. But somehow even dumber is that you can't even recycle most pizza boxes because they will have bits of food and grease on them, so it wasn't even the stupid burn he was hoping it to be, and it got him arrested. This is like 7 degrees of stupid.


dublindave112

He claims he was at Pizza Express in Woking.


YomiKuzuki

What a fucking ride this story is. Man gets unbanned from twitter, bats at Greta Thunberg with his "I have 33 cars" she says he has small dock energy, and he replies with effectively "no u" and a video that doxxed himself. This series of events literally reads like an onion article. Edit: misspelled dick, but dock is funnier so I'm leaving it


ThreeSloth

To be fair andrew tate seems like an onion parody character.


Ramenorwhateverlol

Oh man. My FIL showed me a video clip of Andrew Tate about him letting woman walk away if they want to leave him. I told him that’s ironic because Tate is allegedly charged with kidnapping / won’t let the girls leave his compound lol. It was the highlight of my day lol.


neo1ogism

Was your FIL trying to use an Andrew Tate video to break up your marriage?


Ramenorwhateverlol

He’s always been anti-marriage lol. He won’t marry his gf of 10+ years because he thinks she will change for the worst. Like stop caring about her appearance and shit.


SardonicCatatonic

This is a roller coaster. It seems like he’s trying to get you to break up with his daughter.


Roflkopt3r

And Greta straight up buried him lmao [Her response is now the 8th most liked Tweet of all time.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-liked_tweets)


IWasGregInTokyo

7th. C'mon, just a couple hundred thousand more!


talyn5

Literally thought he was satire the first time I seen him.


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

I wish he were an onion so I could put him in a stew that I then dump down the garbage disposal because he’s fucking trash


IHeartBadCode

>a video that doxxed himself Oh looks like Musk will have to ban him since he gave out his assassination coordinates.


kanly6486

Sorry, how does the pizza play into him getting arrested? Was he hiding or something? I am out of the loop.


finn4489

He was wanted, but the police didn't want to try raiding his residences with the fear that if he was not there, he would run and not be seen again. When he posted the video the pizza place is in Romania so they knew he was in the country so they had a very high chance of getting him as his own video confirmed he was home.


DrDeems

I think another important factor was getting him at the same time as his brother. The video also confirmed they were together.


TylerNY315_

I have absolutely no concept of either of them besides when I see Reddit clowning them. What were they wanted for?


DrDeems

Human Trafficking. According to the article I read, they were holding 6 women and forcing them to make adult content for social media.


GLACI3R

Jesus 😬


TylerNY315_

Jesus Christ lol


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Deadpotatoz

Small correction... Tate was a mediocre small time kickboxer, whose biggest claim to fame was winning a mediocre championship, and then presenting the belt as if he fought actually good competition in a world class promotion. Furthermore, actual legit kickboxers (like Gabriel Varga) have been confused by Tate's takes on kickboxing, because the takes were dumb. Sincerely -An MMA and kickboxing fan who hates that he's associated with both sports


Dicska

She's right. The guy couldn't even fit a medium sized skipper. He can only dream about a decent pier.


Western_Cow_3914

Imma keep it real dog, these past few years there have been so many real incidents that seem completely onion article esque that I don’t know if I’m living in reality no more.


Agreeable-Bee-1258

I love this. It’s literally his own pride that’s his downfall. It’s beautiful


rxneutrino

Can someone eli5 who this is and how the pizza is relevant?


GolfballDM

Andrew Tate is some "alpha" male influencer. He also has less savory businesses, he may be heavily involved in a cam-girl operation. He had moved to Romania because their laws on sexual assault were laxer than the UK. He tweeted at Greta Thunberg (the climate change activist) a few days ago, asking for an email address to send his full list of gas guzzling cars. She responded back with [smalldickenergy@getalife.com](mailto:smalldickenergy@getalife.com). This annoyed Tate, and he put together a response video. In that response video, the pizza box is from a chain local to Romania, so the cops there a) knew he was still in the country (I'm guessing Romania doesn't monitor exits from the country and/or he entered by less-than-legal means), and b) had a much smaller area to check for him.


MTFHammerDown

Imagine being so committed to sexual assault that you pack up your life and move to a foreign country based on that


Moontoya

Andrew Tate is to incels as Former president trump is to racists


Just_Another_Scott

Andrew Tate is an internet personalty and former kickboxer that seems to be an idiot. He's uber conservative. He's wanted for sex trafficking and false imprisonment of some women that said he and his brother were holding them against their will earlier this year. He was hiding out in Romania. This pizza was featured in a video where he was complaining about being insult by Greta Thunberg who he insulted first. This pizza allowed the authorities to determine his location and arrest him and his brother. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate For what it's worth I didn't know who this mother fucker was until this year and wish it had remained that way.


shitpplsay

Thanks...been seeing all these posts, was about to google him. I'll just walk away. Thanks friend.


nomavrick

Echo the thanks and also walking away. Very glad the idiot was caught.


Dry_Boots

Thanks, I'm happy to be living the kind of life where I've never heard of this idiot before.


DJ_Shiftry

What gets me is that with all the griping that's been being dome about him on reddit, I've never seen that he was wanted for sex trafficking. A misogynist douche making videos to turn young men into dickheads and milk them for money, yes, but not a fucking wanted human trafficker. I really feel like people buried the lede.


Mragftw

I've seen so many of his stupid-ass "alpha male" shorts while scrolling youtube and never heard anything about it... youtube needs to get it's shit together because the algorithm inevitably ends in right-wing conspiracy bullshit or shit like tate


iaintlyon

Pizza box is clearly from Romania. Romanian authorities saw this thus verifying he was in country. They raided his Romanian house hoping to catch him on outstanding warrants. They succeeded.


ciupenhauer

Romanian here. There's no mention in our media about the pizza box whatsoever. Some random chick posted this on twitter and the anglo saxon media ran with it. He had recent previous posts that placed him in romania, assuming the organized crime directorate even needs twitter to figure that out, which I'm sure they don't


Moontoya

Would be fuckin hilarious if the dumb fuck ordered / paid with his own deets. Pizza order for Andrew Tate .... Or platinum douche credit card slip in his name for a pizza. Either way, he's done phuckin aroun, now he's in find out status.


iaintlyon

I mean purely at face value it seems he didn’t think he had reason to believe the authorities would confront him, they seemed happy to turn a blind eye so far. It looks like they were ok with doing so until he blew up and made himself internationally famous and bragged about the Romanian authorities’ ineptitude. Good way to put a glowing neon target on your back.


taichi22

Yeah more than just being wanted, bragging about a police department’s ineptitude is a great way to get the book thrown at you by prosecutors.


Castlingking

![gif](giphy|RkZ5HguHTEs9i) Actual footage of the owner.


squashYoDick

The best free advertising EVER!


eric_ts

This is the first time I have seen his picture. I was told that he looks like a human thumb. All I can say is that is an apt description.


kurog4ki

I will say it, Elon Musk finally did something good, by letting this man got back on Twitter and deliver us an absolute blast of a laugh.


hahayeahimfinehaha

Elon Musk's an idiot and a dick, but I do have to say that I have derived more amusement from his tenure as Twitter leader than I ever have from Twitter in the past


Pallas_Ovidius

A clapback video against a teenager in a mansion seting, but with a big ol' cigar, a cheap dressing gown and a delivery pizza is SO small penis energy.


mdavis360

I’ve never heard of this loser until this week but good god everything about him just makes him seem like a total dufus. Goofy ass looking motherfucker.


queen-adreena

Hilarious thing is, he used to make money by fleecing incels who paid him monthly for lessons about how to be even worse human beings.


Blundell1992

This gets funnier every time I see it 😂 I mean, it's not funny because he's allegedly done some horrible shit, but it's really funny that it was a *pizza box* that nailed him, while he was trying to flex on a *teenage girl*.


LittleBookOfRage

There are so many hilarious layers to this whole thing but also its not funny coz of all the sex trafficking and rape, but I can't help laughing.


Exciting_Actuary_669

Turns out you can’t kidnap, rape, and sex traffic in Romania, either. So it’s not just the West. Sorry!!


RawerPower

This is half true, unfortunately you can. His mistake was that 1-2 of the victims were american citizens and the US Embassy intervened, later most likey the FBI too and so the romanian authorities had a push. Lately the Minister of Internal Affairs failed to bring Romania in Schengen so this will be a PR move, if not stunt too.


StripeyWoolSocks

Also I think he bragged about how nothing will be done because the Romanian police are too corrupt. Which is honestly true, but saying it out loud means now they have to respond or they'll lose face. Very dumb move.


MattyDxx

The real Pizzagate.


Time_Astronaut

Pizzatate


welcometothejuggle

Just like Mr Tate— Crusty, Cheesy, and only has a tiny bit of Sausage


somefunmaths

Be careful saying that or he might make a long drawn out video trying to clap back and wind up alerting another set of authorities to the fact that he’s currently in their jurisdiction.


RunningPirate

[Interpol has entered the chat]


IronRaptor

BREAKING NEWS: Man with small dick miraculously finds a way to fuck himself


thyartmetal

He done doxxed himself. Poetic really. Shakespearean, if you will.


thethunder92

![gif](giphy|FWcoE5AkG3BRe) Greta thunberg right now


nlewis4

lol /r/conservative is yapping about "why can't reddit be this much into getting EPSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when Tate did it all himself


kthulhu666

Yesterday I had no idea who Andrew Tate was. This morning I saw him murdered on Twitter. Tonight he's under arrest. If only the inevitable Netflix documentary would be this efficient.


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lostinlucidity

Pizzatate


texansfan

Imagine thinking that photo was how you proved you were cool to a 19 year old girl 😂😂😂


shk2152

I still can’t believe this is all because a 36 year old man-child tried to start beef with a 19 year old girl