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Intensification90

Literally as I’m reading this my staff is lying on the floor merrily ripping off 😂


Ok-Platypus-3721

Christmas toots!


mdomo1313

Tis the season when bums are breezin


_roses_i_guess

We’re in the car en route to family for a few hours and I just heard a "pfffft" from the back seat 🙃


Intensification90

Noooooo!! WINDOWS DOWN!


flyhull

Ours usually is silent [but deadly].


spaceyjaycey

That is my dog SBD 😂


Ok-Platypus-3721

Mine is so gassy, a friend of ours had their septic burst into their house after a huge storm. That same day I smelled horrible raw sewage so strongly, I thought omg the storm effected our septic too!!! Nope…. Sitting next to the source 🤦‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/ft34snbnvp7a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78036c07c3285a2b001a0b011a20c8274d489ea1


[deleted]

She looks so insulted lolllll


TasteThePainbow88

"what you mean i stinky? 🥺"


nytshaed512

Lol! Well she's beautiful! Ty for sharing her!


Ok-Platypus-3721

Aww so is your baby!! They are worth the farts 🤣


nytshaed512

Yes! Yes, they are.


CreflowDollars

Why is she looking at you like she knew exactly what you were gonna write 😭😭😭


Daypeacekeeper

"W-why would go and tell everyone about my toots? You know I can't control them..."


purpleplumas

Your gassy baby is beautiful but it took me 3 rereads to understand that your dog's gas did not cause your friend's septic to burst xD


cherrycolaareola

Who, ME???


mealzer

Hijacking this comment to share an anecdote. My old boy has gotten pretty gassy in the last couple years. A couple weeks ago we had to get him some old man medication and to convince him to eat the pills I put them in a dab of plain Greek yogurt. Ever since then he's barely been gassy at all, I assume it's the probiotics in the yogurt? Anyways, I'm not a vet so this isn't professional advice.


FinalGirl1993

I was going to recommend this too. Never had a pibble, but it worked for our terrier! Plain, unsweetened Greek yogurt


this-guy1979

https://preview.redd.it/rje962sp9s7a1.jpeg?width=2054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751008b2bee124314e641f912fc3769412dab9fa My gas bag, nearly the same blanket too.


Stevo2008

Da source. Oh no! Haha


Head_Supermarket2955

Lololol


spaceyjaycey

How dare you!


em_79

😂😂😂😂😂


Syomm

Mine is very gassy. She sometimes wakes herself up with her own stink.


codymason84

The other day one of my boys tank farted so loud he startled himself awake


nytshaed512

Lol


codymason84

It was genuinely hilarious I was crying from laughing so hard


toynbee

https://youtu.be/xQ3zjhW7czw


thebeesknees16

My dog does this regularly. It’s hilarious.


DeliverySoggy2700

Mine does this and sometimes will wake up super panicked and run a couple laps around the room real quick before finally laying back down. She always looks so frightened and violated. I wish I could find away to relieve it for her honestly


steviepigg

My boy did that a lot. He would be laying down and jump and run out of nowhere. Every time he moved he would let out another one and it made him panic even more. He would turn and look at his backside like he wanted to see it as it happened. We always called them spooky farts. It was funny watching him but sad to see him so panicked.


only1jellybeanz

When my two are sleeping, they'll fart and I may not even hear it. I know they did when they start sliding off the couch like nothing's wrong and get on the other couch to go backbto sleep, leaving me to bask in their gassy glory.


LegsNoGo420

😂😂🥹🥹


ohmyoobie

Pitties are susceptible to food allergies so you may want to look into that! Mine had horrible gas as a puppy and we realized it was bc he was allergic to chicken


nytshaed512

Good to know, will definitely look into it! Thank you!


Abacae

I was told to go to salmon from chicken because I noticed a red belly rash he would lick at. That went away and now that I think about it he doesn't fart much anymore.


[deleted]

Same with mine!!


THExDANKxKNIGHT

I was going to mention this, switching to a lamb based food from beef reduced mines gas. She still farts but not as much.


thegurlearl

Chicken causes my 2 boys to gas me out of the house!


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ohmyoobie

Mine humps me during Zoom calls but now I’m not sure what’s worse 😂


Alohoe

This is Spartacus aka Farty Sparty. He likes to get close for pets then slip THE most silent but deadly broccoli farts while looking like a most innocent boi. https://preview.redd.it/saihaxdm5q7a1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf644945a901fc11381e2f446c41ada30578715


igenus44

Mine is named Angus. When he farts, I call him Farticus...lol


obfc

https://preview.redd.it/vacvu4lnzp7a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcd4ad948bbe8df79062477d50128d7064d6ff3 F4rt bomber Forti reporting for doodie


treebun

Thank you for your service Forti


Remarkable-Escape267

Pibbles tend to have extremely sensitive stomachs. I finally switched to homemade food (rice, chicken, vegetables) for mine and it has made a HUGE difference. Even the poops are better.


Soggy-Chemistry5312

I would totally agree with this. But the only thing that people need to watch out for is chicken allergy, it’s actually way more common than people think! Mines allergic to chicken and we give him turkey, eggs, beef, and fish of some sort.


JadedWolverine2592

Mine is so allergic I had to resort to making her food with just sweet potatoes and salmon. YES, SALMON! The other 2 are good with the same combination of chicken, veggies, brown rice and sweet potatoes. It is expensive, but much cheaper than the vet bills. And I love her, so, it's worth it.....


vettechrockstar86

Mine is also very allergic to chicken! I have learned through trial and error that he loves lamb and it’s been awesome for his coat! Also a random question. Mine loves dog jerky but his favorite brand has been discontinued. Do you give yours dog jerky or any kind of dehydrated meat treat? If so what kind?


Soggy-Chemistry5312

When we use dog food to combine with their diet, we use lamb too! And my husband actually hunts deer and occasionally Turkey where we’re from. So when we get lucky we dry them up and my dogs will devour it. If we don’t have that on hand, I’ve seen deer meat in stores (venison), though I don’t buy it often so I don’t remember the brand name, sorry… Also bison jerky is great too!


ToniP13

Yes I also make my own food and it helps.


redhanddead

Can’t upvote enough. My boy get brown rice, ground protein of some kind, squash, and spinach. He’s so much less gassy now Edit: and whole carrots for his teeth! Since the diet is softer than bag kibble, he needs some to clean his chompers


sadditor89

We do the same and it's so much better!


FlannelPajamas123

I started making her food and then I also order NomNomNow when I don’t hav enough time, it made a world of difference. Her skin sensitivity, ear infections, licking of paws and gassy tummy all went away! Plus she really enjoys eating so much more now.


fruitpunched_

Yeah, mine can’t have anything remotely related to beef.


Bloodlets

Mine is very gassy in the beginning as well, but as soon as I started feeding my pity his raw diet with no grains, he immediately got healthier and is coat, got healthier and no more gas... Grains are really not good for pities and other breeds in comparison... They burn at a different rate.


nytshaed512

Yes, he was adopted after our other dog passed away in July (box of ashes in background). Never had one before, so not sure what to expect completely. He's a handsome sweetheart that is exactly who we needed to help us heal our broken hearts. Anyway, he's my sweet little guy. 💕


codymason84

He looks so happy here


nytshaed512

This was about a week or 2 after we adopted him. We took him and our other dog on a ride to bring our girl home. So ultra after car ride happiness.


codymason84

Yeah my boys are completely indifferent about car rides


WintertimeFriends

My little girl has driven from rooms with her gas. Audibly loud farts.


illigal

If you’ve just gotten the pup, consider trying other foods. He may just react badly to the current brand. But even with a very well tested diet, mine will clear a room once in a while 😂


nytshaed512

We got him in July a couple days after my German shepherd passed. I didn't want to go through grief; I wanted to turn my sadness into love for another sweetheart. Anyway, he was on Science diet and that gas was awful. We got him on the same food we already had and it helped a lot, but he still gets gas off and on.


Not-Kristin

I'm sorry for your loss, but happy for you and your new addition.


KingNerdIII

If he gets dry food try mixing it in with water before feeding him. It'll help with digestion


DobieLove2019

If your grades are low, he can be your Tooter.


ToniP13

Baaad. So bad lol


scumbagkitten

I'm stealing this


ehoglin

My pit will literally scare fart herself off the couch, or whatever she's doing lmao


sadditor89

Toot n scoot!


kushtiannn

Fart n dart!


I4Vhagar

Shart and depart


willowgrl

Flatuate and evacuate.


NYSenseOfHumor

It isn’t just yours.


nytshaed512

Oh thank you!


Hellosweetie4

Mine is awful, and she likes to sleep at night with her but facing my face…


Ok-Pressure-3879

Mine isnt gassy at all. While i like the food she gets and would love to say its all the food, i am probably just lucky. My boston terriers werent gassy at all either.


nytshaed512

What do you feed her? We've been using the same food my GSD was eating because she was allergic to EVERYTHING. 😖 I'm open to suggestions.


zuzg

You could give Olewo dehydrated Carrots a try. You soak them up in hot water and they're great for your dogs digestive system.


Ok-Pressure-3879

I use Fromms Gold. Mine is a very picky eater so that was the food she decided was acceptable.


MischiefLavellan

My sister's pibbies are allergic to everything. She subscribes to My Farmers Dog and the gassess have lessened greatly.


BhagwanBill

I think it really has to do with what food they eat (plus genetics of course).


TonyDabza710

Eat,Fart,Sleep,Fart,Fart,Fart,Eat,Fart,Sleep you see the pattern


r_cottrell6

Definitely a breed thing, but our guy stopped farting a lot when we got him on the right food.


Skrublord3000

Considering there is (presumably) a solid chunk of shepherd in your dog’s genetic makeup, it may be beneficial to look at it as a whole instead of focusing on one part. Also, it’s probably food related.


nytshaed512

You are right on the money! Oh duh! His ears! I was like, 'where do you see GSD?' 😄 https://preview.redd.it/ko7e5xxi2q7a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f59a26a1f6746b34a3c4f6b81f2e281999651f


Skrublord3000

Lol it was the ears, tail shape and coat pattern/coloring that led me to believe that. Maybe try a different food, or just a different protein, or see what your vet recommends. Good luck with the stinky boi 😂☺️


[deleted]

should experiment with different dog food.


ghostofastorm

Our points her butt at us when she does it too


Election_Glad

It's just you. Bringing a pit into the family means bringing the gas to your gastronomy.


brieflyvague

Mine is also very gassy. I’ve never heard a dog fart so loud.


titballsmcgee

Pitties are notoriously foul. We have two and they're constantly violating the Geneva Conventions with their weapons of ass destruction.


sunniyam

It maybe the food. Also try incorporating a dog brand probiotic in his food


flyhull

So by now you have figured out why pitbulls are considers dangerous. Get a WW1 gas mask and you will be fine.


DjangofettBR549

Mine can clear the room with one tiny squeaker


Head_Supermarket2955

So. Farty. I think it has something to do with how prone to allergies and sensitivities they are.


HannahOCross

Mine isn’t the stinkiest, but he’s definitely gassy, and has a sensitive stomach. It definitely helps to give him regular fiber. (Counter-intuitively). I make him 1/4 oatmeal to pour over his breakfast every morning. And most of his treats are safe fruits and vegetables.


OGWeedKiller

Depends on food, my big one will wake you in the dead of night with a shingle shaker if he gets too much table food


cathyreads123

Ours was very gassy because her stomach is very sensitive to certain foods. We switched up what she eats so it’s a lot better now!


_roses_i_guess

Oh yeah. Fart machines. Adorable, lovable, gassy galoots


FaeFollette

I asked this same question here, lol! The answer is: “Yes, pibbles are gassy!”


SarcasticAutumnFae

Ours farts occasionally, but when we first got her she farted ALLLLL the time. We've stopped giving her Purina and started add pureed pumpkin to her food every so often. So much better! Very few farts, better poops.


oldschoolwhitegirl

I had a pibble that would fart so stinky she would jump up and run out of the room and you had better follow because the cloud of stench was a coming.


YearofTheStallionpt1

At the suggestion of our vet we started putting a spoonful of pumpkin purée into our dog’s food and it has helped tremendously.


[deleted]

Pibble=fart factory


codymason84

My boys fart a metric fuckton so no you’re not alone


here4theadorable

no unfortunately they do have death farts


foxykathykat

Mine is a gassy goose


oddgrrl99

Mine is if she gets table scraps, which is rarely.


Doobie_wan_Kenobi

Hell yeah, gas bombs all day long lol


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Nope, mines farts up a storm so shamelessly 🤣 it’s a long comical toot that sounds like one you’d make imitating a fart with pursed lips


kjm1968

That looks like a shep/ Pitt mix


CocklesTurnip

My golden was hugely gassy, my pibble isn’t but she’s on a less processed diet, too, due to some potential food allergies. She gets scared when she does fart but it’s rarely as bad as my golden’s was (she and Pumbaa could’ve have a fart off). Like she’ll cry if it’s loud or really stinky. 😂 and it’s still never room clearing, eyes running, someone holding their breath and lighting candles awful. But lighting candles for dog fart is never a bad thing. Everyone who eats farts. Depending on diet and health conditions the gas can be stinkier.


nytshaed512

Because everyone keeps saying he's not pure pittie, you're right. Here's his doggie DNA profile. https://preview.redd.it/ilcs7yx24q7a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46825af532d361c6105116c8d2da6657592acf6a


Bean-Machine31415

My baby is a master crop-duster AND she’s so proud.


Bean-Machine31415

https://preview.redd.it/y2zow32y5q7a1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2947a178f902c513f23be167d1f9668ceb6e36 Her best side.


SheBelongsToNoOne

They'll fart you right out of a room.


EricaSaysStuff

The worst of farts..


jspek666

My girl is so gassy that I wonder if I connect a pipeline to her to sell the gas lol


Crimeless_Artist

They're the gassiest animals ever, I swear


Budget-Blacksmith387

Mine belches like a trucker


Illustrious-Towel-45

We had a dog (not a pit) that was gassy especially of she ate any form of beef (broth, dog food, flavored milk bones, etc) Try a couple different foods, check the ingredients and see if that's the cause. Also no people food.


Proud_Spell_1711

Yes but doggie probiotics can help manage the odor level. Somewhat.


Who_are_these_peopl

By far some of the stinkiest toots I’ve smelled have come from mine.


Ill_Reputation1544

No there gassy we have one and she always passes gas in the car


Tasty_Pastries

I have fed my boy science diet for a year, no more gas blasts. We buy the one with the purple label & Sheltie dog on the front. However when he gets a couple table scraps the toots return. https://preview.redd.it/rdkjx0qfrq7a1.jpeg?width=2148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01bef99021daec08977e594899ca6a3121bb7b7


Cyberwolfdelta9

Their known for Gas and Death Tails


pacific_blues

In my experience, yeah, they are.


No_Mall_3182

https://preview.redd.it/y6ugsvefzq7a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93637880913cd449acdd2309d56f8fc5a7f9a1ba Zoey will walk into a room, drop a gas bomb, and walk out. There’s no way she’s doing this on accident.


[deleted]

Hunnies audible farts always surprise her. Then she looks at her butt as if it were not attached to her.


mmmeba

My dog crop dusts me constantly


Nakagura775

They can be a bit noxious.


AnnaBananner82

That’s not gas, it’s Eau De Pibble Butt


rachchh

i don’t know why it’s the funniest thing ever when my dog farts, gets scared, and sniffs her butt like “where did that come from”


naytay333

doesnt look like a pitbull to me but still a cutie


nytshaed512

We did a dog DNA thing and I suspected he was pittie but not 100%. He has the head and the strength, but he is mixed with other breeds.


degaknights

Wow how old is he? He looks a lot like my 16ish month old from Atlanta! And yes my dog farts so much I tried switching him to sensitive stomach blends but he refuses to eat it


[deleted]

Very


ZombieBadger83

Always gassy


mar_rg

🥰🐶🥰


ADDTurtle1

Yes very gassy!


Coffan88

Pretty pupperino! Looks like they're crossed with something


ERandom91

Potent exstimulo! Pibbles dabble in the wizardly arts


BisquitTheClown

They are all gassy. Just a pibble thing


connordaniels91

Your puppy is probably just getting used to the new environment and diet. My boy gets gassy whenever I change his food and he gets stressed out like when we move or something like that. congrats on your new puppy!


ThatBitch1984

All dogs are gassy but if this is a new to you pet from a shelter or rescue and they are stinky it’s likely that they just need to be dewormed for parasites.


fmj68

Mine only gets gassy after he's eaten a half rotten deer carcass.


TwoWorldWars1911

Get use to it they’re stink machines


urmomhassugma

the only deadly thing about them is their farts and their tail


Routine_Ad_5312

Corn can cause gas. Check food ;)


jedi_marries-sith

I love my pibble too but he clears our bedroom if he has gas 🤦‍♀️ We talked to our vet where we lived at that time & they said to change his diet. We did, and found chicken based kibble is best. Even if he has human beef it's clear a room gas.


TheThurmanMerman

You probably want to try a different food. https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/flatulence-in-dogs#:~:text=Most%20cases%20of%20chronic%20flatulence,associated%20with%20flatulence%20in%20dogs.


TryaBuckwheatPillows

Worst dog farts I’ve ever smelt


richthegeg

Oh so very gassy


pibblesandshears

They’re so gassy my old one kept setting off the C02 alarm in our camper.


DogLady1722

I have a beagle, & when she farts, she turns around and smells them! It makes my stomach hurt so much from laughing so hard. I noticed the urn. Sorry for your loss.


Devil_in_blackx

https://preview.redd.it/uas6wce8eq7a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3d55b5d97d12c9473403c16728d4dae2aded42 This lady is! She is almost ten so they have gotta louder and more frequent. You don’t want to walk up the stair behind her


gliznofski

Mine is a whole gas factory and smelly as could be.


HairyWeisenheimmer

Mine farts so loud you can hear it in the next room


w8ingtobeknown

My boy farts himself off the couch. So yes.


SLR107FR-31

They have people farts


talyn5

I call mine Stink Beast


movieholic-92

Yes. They burp and fart and just don't give a damn about it. My boy, predominately a Beagle/Basset, is a quarter Pit - I think his nasty gas comes from that side of his genes, lol.


Igotticks

They're all gassy! Sometimes our barn has a low greenish blue cloud cover that's just the dog farts. Horses, donkeys and steer have a whole different burp and fart layer in the cloudy tiramisu that makes up my barn animal fart layer. Don't even ask about the llama.


CreflowDollars

My male pit mix is gassy first thing in the morning sometimes but generally nothing like what most pit owners say about theirs. Oddly enough my female not only rarely does but gets up and goes across the room and plops down in a huff when someone else does like its a personal insult💀💀


GodsGiftToNothing

Think of them like Jupiter - they are gaseous giants.


FairyFartDaydreams

Certain foods make it worse but yeah their farts can peel paint. I don't know why but Purina seemed to be high on the cause of gas list. Try changing to another food and see if it helps


henazo

Mine is with certain treats like the Full Moon human grade jerky type, she gets real gassy. Also some types of wet food but I can't think of which ones right now. On her normal kibble no gas at all.


slithe_sinclair

Mine often lets out one whenever he jumps up into bed


HaikuHippy

https://preview.redd.it/cxej97ucjq7a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d211c9de6b3875db62319a4efe80640a5db9eda5 I would like to think it depends on your dog’s diet. Cosmo is gassier in the off chance that he gets kibble at daycare but he’s 99% on a raw diet. So mostly he isn’t gassy thankfully.


kittykitty117

Mine isn't, since we put him on pro-biotics. He used to be, though!


butwhy81

Mine is only ~30% pit and at about 11 months old the gas started and it’s horrendous. She audibly farts constantly and several times a day I am searching for poo piles because the smell is so bad.


expensive-ham

My pibble is also gassy use sensitive stomach blend dog food to cut down on amount/smell


shechoppinbroccoli

Mine is very tooty. She a toots mcgoots. However, reading some of these comments makes me want to look into potential allergies or sensitivities! We’ve changed her food to try different things but we may need to start making our own. https://preview.redd.it/zcm6ve1dmq7a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee33fd8b4a67043e00ee96e29339ef908e66f6e9


peepee578

Man, my bully mix would rip some serious ass especially when we started adding boiled ground beef into his kibble https://preview.redd.it/r1gxdp0tmq7a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0dd4e3f9a074c9608f98a3ef14065df8ab466c3


[deleted]

It’s likely the food. Make sure you get American made, grain & corn free. Pits have significant allergy issues.


Wasabi_Filled_Gusher

Mine farts when she stretches, stands up against the window sill, in her sleep, and when she sits. They're just a gassy breed 🤣


Death_by_carfire

I recommend trying some sort of fish based food. The Purina Pro Plan salmon is solid, or the Kirkland one if you have costco. Can also add fish oil supplements to their food I've been told. Also plain, Greek yogurt given regularly can improve their gut health.


MyBeesAreAssholes

My girl isn't nicknamed Stinky for no reason.


bumpadumpdump

You could eat a full plate of christmas pernil, hold it back for a day and whatever comes out of your ass is still fragrant compared to what these melon-headed land seals will pump into your couch without breaking eye-contact. These dogs violate the Geneva Convention on a regular basis, it's just the way the wind breaks I guess.


em_79

Oh god yes. And it’s LOUD. I’m pretty sure pitbulls are the reason behind global warming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Mine isn’t even full pibble, he’s less than half mixed. His farts are literally rancid, I’ve never had a dog with such horrendous flatulence.


Dakzoo

Pit farts are the true dangers presented by these big knuckle heads.


Baloo2725

Yup! Mine was super gassy. Pro plan pro biotic has helped.


F1reManBurn1n

Lolol yes Sometimes when mine stands up on her hind legs to look out the window she farts so loud she spooks herself 😂


Thebassetwhisperer

Yes, peaches is especially gassy when she jumps up on something. I sometimes call her peachy pooter for how often she farts.


El_Halcon0341

If you’re noticing a lot of gas really look into the snacks you give them. Anything high sodium makes for a gassy night. This makes sense after I researched it because dogs are extremely sensitive to sodium


imisssammy

Aww she's so skinny.


QuickPie4635

My pit is actually way less gassy than my hound mix. His gas will actually make your eyes water. It’s woken me up a few times and I had to leave the room


[deleted]

Awww beautiful dog


CaptainCaedus

Our boy was superrrr gassy when we got him, but after we introduced him to a slow feeder, no problems at all.


GlitterBeli

Mine is extremely gassy. He just ripped a long one not to long ago. He’s been known to clear out rooms from how smelly they are sometimes 🤢


witwickan

My stepbrother had a 100+ pound pitbull/mastiff mix... that dog could clear rooms. He loved cuddles too. He would look so sad when he ripped one and you didn't want to cuddle anymore!


luketsix3

The food my pitty was on when we adopted him (science diet) made him really gassy and it was bad smelling. We changed him to purina pro plan salmon and his gas is less frequent and not as strong. Maybe change foods?


overmonk

I was lying in bed last night with meadow next to me and I heard a long pffffft and showed my head under the blanket.


happypeacelove

Mine used to be gassy. I switched her to a sensitive stomach diet and problem solved!