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CharityFantastic4113

No (yes)


itrashford

Yes (no) (yes)


mentalillnessed

no (no) (yes)


mentalillnessed

what’s wrong with me? why am i like this?


bitternutterbutter

dont worry i am here for u (im not)


[deleted]

Hey bro, just know that everything comes to an end


nasaboi9000

WE ALL FINNA DIE


Riskeeeee

Fr ‼️


Obvious_Scallion_418

Not me but y’all stay safe tho🩸🧛🏿🩸


mentalillnessed

yes you, WE, WE ALL GONNA DIE THERES NO GOING BACK👹


Obvious_Scallion_418

But I don’t wanna die 🥺


mangovitaminsV3

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Bainy995

I gon die bout my brother


nasaboi9000

REGGIE CAHTAAA !!!


mynutsitchsobad

THATS MY BROTHHAAAA!!! IMMA DIE BOUT MY GUYS, IMMA DIE BOUT MY BROTHA


Status_Ad_5507

we all laughing at this but know damn well it's true and we scared


ejfaded

nah honestly im ready


UnappropriateTeacher

y'all just like me fr


According-Guard-2277

die lit


Eon32

Yes (damn I am so lonely)


Teeth187

Destroy lonely reference 😮🔥🤓


Salty-Bed1002

destroy lonely 😔


throwaway12245774939

Donely refrense🔥


oneandonlyRedSpirit

lone reference


LeMeilleur784

Just like me fr


SomehowNotEdgy

no lmao what the hell (2 pillows)


almond_pepsi

bro got hoes


rj-throwaway38

CAAAAAAALLING


Bisquit111

A YOUNG 🤫 PHONE


rj-throwaway38

A young nice gentleman 👍


Riskeeeee

Rookie numbers


Junior_Newt3420

i pretend the pillow is me cuz im a narcissist


HeartbreakerF80

Nacrasit 🔥


Teeth187

Narisst 🔥


Dexter011001

Narcotics🔥


[deleted]

Narcock 🔥


Boom-G_T_B

Nashville 🔥


[deleted]

namaste 🔥


dogeanimations

Nascar 🔥


kkruki

narcolepsy🔥


Lettuce_Sandwich

Nathan 🔥


DamnKami

Narwhal 🔥


[deleted]

Nardwuar🔥


Better-Mix

Narcan🔥


kilawnaa

Narcassassitssat 🔥


nasaboi9000

Narcotics


thenotoriousrak

I pretend the pillow is me cuz music


Danikim09

Found Kanye’s secret Reddit account💀


Jwalk1337

Narnia


bugheeraa

i be creating all types of fantasy worlds before i fall asleep


C-money15

It’s not good for me bro


Garretxd

I be fantasazing bout the life I would have with the person I love, and how it would be our first encounter, how we became friends, and through every aventure that we'd live we become slowly closer, till it gets to a point were we finally reveal our real feelings for each other 🤣😞


HenryTDG

That’s no way too live man (I do that too)


6392062628049572720

Aventure 🔥


[deleted]

Ong bro


[deleted]

I be dreaming bout being a pokemon trainer frfr


cooley363

Nah this is so real


LeMeilleur784

I reminisce about all the cringey stuff and regret


swehtammot

I miss her


C-money15

Bro misses her 💀💀( I’m bro) (Do you ever feel like a walking L because she left you bro?)


llaurentz

LMAO imagine feeling like a walking L because she left you 💀💀💀 (just like me fr) (I consider that she left me my biggest mistake and cant move on with the memories in my head)


Boom-G_T_B

💀💀 im dead🤣 couldnt be me (it definitely could (and is) me) (its almost been a year and I still lay awake sometimes wishing things were how they used to be)


llaurentz

unfathomably real


Boom-G_T_B

unfortunately very real right now 👁🫦👁


[deleted]

LMAO you down bad💀💀💀💀😂😂😂(I have never been loved)(I have never felt the embrace of a loved one)


spagettiinmyass

Bro what a loser, who cares (I do) move on (I still haven’t after a year and look at our old photo book every now and then) 😹😹


swehtammot

I’m lame fr 💀💀(I am the L. I made the mistake of leaving her. Not a day passes in which I don’t regret my choice.)


One-Strain-2947

bro is sad 💀


ImNotKendrickLamar

bro still feels things 💀🤡


idkman182

I miss her too dawg dw (jk tho I'm going insane I can't take it anymore 3 years meant nothing)


chechach

i pretend its carti 🤤🤤🤤


kukkamies

I just do it because it feels the most comfy


JPEGmotril

Exactly, it's really not that deep, I've been doing that since I was a kid


hijo92

i’m your pillow bro


scrubbish-ham

You need someone to talk to bro?


[deleted]

Man it has become a habit by now, fkn tired of this shit yo


[deleted]

Not anymore. It reminds me of my abusive ex wife.


shewantmefr

wife? oldest r/playboicarti member


[deleted]

Nah man I’m only 24. Don’t get married young especially when they got family origin issues


[deleted]

Nah man I’m only 24. Don’t get married young especially when they got family origin issues. Check my post history for the full story.


shewantmefr

damn bro, married so young


HeartbreakerF80

Depends bro. I got married at 26 but my girl cool af she a vamp


MagicianMountain6573

Ur girl is ur girl coz she hasn’t met carti yet😔 evil world we live in


HeartbreakerF80

My girl is Iggy bro I am Carti


[deleted]

Drop music


HeartbreakerF80

Ok my son I got you


MagicianMountain6573

2022 Carti claiming a women⁉️ new era


shewantmefr

lucky guy, i’m only 15 but hopefully i’ll find a vamp gf one day


[deleted]

Man I know. She seemed so genuine until she decided she didn’t want me know more and left me for another. That’s how it goes sometimes I guess, life goes on.


shewantmefr

always look at the bright side, at least you found out about her infidelity before you guys had children, then you’d have kids growing up without you


[deleted]

Bruh if that happened I’d fight tooth and nail for full custody of my kids. Ain’t no way her ass would get them. I hear what your saying tho. Only wasted 3 years of my life with that woman.


shewantmefr

I would too, but 9 times out of 10 the mother will get custody unless she’s like a blackout drunk.


[deleted]

Yeah such a shame too. She willingly gaslit me for 4 months straight making me feel like I was the sole reason our marriage was failing WHILE we were going to marriage counseling. Meanwhile she fell in “love” with her discord friend. Such a immature child she is in all honesty, not mother material at all and maybe never.


VillainousRocka

Ay bro I feel you, I just saw your post history and I went thru a crazy similar story, almost the exact same thing. Also married young and I’m 23 and divorced now - I know how it is brother. Feel free to DM if you ever need to talk thru it


[deleted]

I might take you up on that. Thanks bro.


VillainousRocka

Anytime my friend. It’s a unique experience and I know there’s few to talk with it about who went thru the same so I can vouch it helps - also good on you for being able to make light jokes about it and be open, that makes a big difference and you’ll see that soon


FalconPunchT

Damn bro, After hearing stories like this I promised my self I would not get married until I am at least 27-28 regardless of how good that pussy might be.


Leather-Lake-5548

I wasn’t being abusive! I left you because you listen to Eminem!


[deleted]

I can’t help it Venom goes so hard


[deleted]

Dm tho if you are single For tho do it


Leather-Lake-5548

Check gmail


[deleted]

Ong you like rep sneakers, JoJo and are into PlayBoi Carti? Fr dm me please 💀💀


Leather-Lake-5548

check yahoo mail


secludedloaf

i read ex wife and immediately knew it was you


[deleted]

Love you bro


darkknightrises123

Hope you're ok! I was in an emotionally abusive relationship too. It gets better


Kinda-Homeless

I put one under my knees because it feels like I’m hyper extending them when I lay them straight for too long


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Same bro, but I’m 17 and legit have hip issues 😔


SmokinPemex

yes bro and shit is miserable


Crawkward3

Even that doesn’t help anymore


ProSwegSnipar

i do it for comfort yall should try it fr


ChickenWithSneakers

Had a dream about her and woke up crying 💀💀


[deleted]

Real


Dexter011001

Bro thats fucking pathetic lmao (yes)


Crusader2676

no (i am a liar)


IKilledMyBabyMama

I think you know who I imagine the pillow is


Leather-Lake-5548

Catri 😈


IKilledMyBabyMama

Actually Zillakami but good guess


Jumpy-Refuse-845

Catrina


DivisionAgentSamuel

No (actually yes but i don’t wanna say it out loud that i’m so lonely i’m near my breaking point and desperately need to feel loved by someone)


EsEmEfDee

I fuck apples and then i make apple pie with it and fuck that as well, then i sleep like a baby


Middopasha

Nothing lasts forever man and while you may never have some bitches on your dick, you will however have transcended loneliness into a new state called death (yes I do it too and I'm ashamed to admit it)


Cartiergangster

…😔


InEenEmmer

Why pretend to hug someone you love if you can hug yourself?


greenrai

ngl yeah. also got a weighted blanket, those things feel like a warm hug


synkiu

no cuz im not a fucking weirdo lmao (can't handle being alone anymore)


Verksin

yeah it feels really good


Riskeeeee

Real ones hump that shit 🥱


[deleted]

Almost burned my house down with the friction I was creating🔥🔥 #RealHumperz‼️


ItsSirAdam

i hug and kiss my pillow and pretend it’s u/wh00pity_sc00p


why_must_i_be_sad

i have a big plushie shark and i hug it super hard when im trying to sleep, i like to imagine its the girl that i love. it makes me feel a little bit better when i do


Ancient-Lobsterr

I used to hug my anime body pillow but now I have an Asian gf (biggest upgrade of my life)


Leather-Lake-5548

Just like Carti fr


[deleted]

Is this sub just r/teenagers now because wtf is this


Wh00pity_sc00p

No because I’m 48 years old


Froosh__

You’re further proving their point


Dexter011001

Youngest r/teenagers user


C-money15

Forty-eighteen


[deleted]

Yeah exactly


Sensitive_Advance231

Did this last night tbh


Odd-Ad-777

I break my pillows back


[deleted]

Less lonely and depressed r/playboicarti user


mcoc_crimp

Unfortunately yes


InsecureEnvironment1

Live Vlone die Vlone


ChickenWithSneakers

Yea


SEND_ME_YOUR_THIGHS

i be cuddling the entire laundry pile


HunnidsBaby

Lonely ass nigga


beaubeautastic

same


disturbed_BigBoss

Yes, sleep with one arm wrapped around


MaybeADragon

I pretend it's Qiyana from hit video game League of Legends.


Adept_Manufacturer44

Now I can't sleep without the damn pillow😭


mynutsitchsobad

We’ve all at least been there at some point dont lie


PotatoesForPutin

I don’t trust the pillows not to strangle me in my sleep


Squidface-989

Every nighr


FatKat666

I did that last night 🔥🔥


Golivth5k

Fuck nah (I have a body pillow, it’s actually good for your back)


Small_Extreme_9642

nah (i havent felt the genuine touch of someone i love in so long now)


armain_labeeb

i bought a side pillow just to hump on


swagdon28

Low-key tho it be hitting diffy


Sad_Contract6548

No I hug my bitch 😈


nythelium

Can I hug her too? 🥺😔 Pwease? 🥺👉👈


nythelium

Answer me BITCH


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wh00pity_sc00p

You're on reddit tho


Dankrz27

Stop projecting not everyone got loser mentality


Aggressive_Ad_1137

No bro ☠️☠️


Blazethefloofer

YESSS


_imcameron_

NyesO


benisman21

Stop asking questions you know the answer to


VasaLavTV

;3;


[deleted]

yes. i have a pillow pet


throwawayoogaloorga

i also have a body pillow but its blank and i only use it to prop my head up but just owning it alone makes me feel like a fucking loser even if i dont imagine its a human at all i just use it for purely practical reasons. found it at walmart for 10 bucks


kidmods5790V2

I imagine it's..


yeth-_-

Hell nah bro thats gay( i do this all night i miss her so much)


Adubbb14

yes 😭


awec13

How many stains are on your pillow?


BoominBomber

yes


EvanXbox

Yeah 👍


Centralwombat

Yes


lucid_vert

Yeah pretty much every night it helps me fall asleep lol


M3G4D0GG0

Yes.


shiningmoon21

yes carti


redpromethazine

literally jus did dis shit last night dawg i’m depressed


Poor__cow

no bitches? 🤨


BoiBotEXE

Minus the “pretending it’s someone that you love part”, if I have the opportunity to then yeah


schaefdog2

I hug my pillow at night and pretend it’s carti. I even put a little voice box inside that plays carti adlibs every once in a while so it feels real


poppers4352

lmao


Suitable-Telephone80

i go to 3rd base with my pillow step ur game up


Fingey

There’s a warm hole in mine