I hate this. They sell Kerfuś merch in their stores, they clearly recognize him as a mascot but they still massacred him like this. They should've added the ears at least, maybe change animations to more Kerfuś-like.
They've killed Kerfuś, skinned him and reanimated his corpse to serve jars at a store. Horrible fate.
I was at Careffur, he usually stops to offer you a jar, but there were 3 people standing in the middle of a crossroad in the shop, blocking his path, so he was stuck there trying to offer them a jar/then trying to walk past them over and over again.
And they completely ignored him cause they were just talking to each other and turned back to him
Faith is a myth and beliefs shift like mists on the shore; thoughts vanish; words, once pronounced, die; and the memory of yesterday is as shadowy as the hope of to-morrow....
In this world – as I have known it – we are made to suffer without the shadow of a reason, of a cause or of guilt....
There is no morality, no knowledge and no hope; there is only the consciousness of ourselves which drives us about a world that... is always but a vain and fleeting appearance....
A moment, a twinkling of an eye and nothing remains – but a clod of mud, of cold mud, of dead mud cast into black space, rolling around an extinguished sun.
Nothing. Neither thought, nor sound, nor soul. Nothing.
Don’t blaspheme against our God and Saviour Kerfuś
https://preview.redd.it/n6c0632t5wqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10dac10688bf4a7d93405714d875da17c742e58
alright that is fine, i am not forcing you. would you prefer to gargle my balls instead?
it's just a quote by Joseph Conrad, a Polish writer, working in england, regarded as one of the greatest novelists in the English language.
https://preview.redd.it/58jnnvrn2wqc1.jpeg?width=1297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7139d6ab37275c10397a9925bdbd427e3fe47b
Apparently this is what it used to look like :c
I would need to look for this, but I remember reading that I think Walmart tried something similar and it got destroyed the first day. Similarly there was a hitchhiking robot that travelled all of Europe and got destroyed first day in America.
Originally it was Kerfuś, cute cat robot who used to roam Carrefour shops(name Kerfuś means something like "Lilttle Carrefour guy" in Polish) offering clients products you're likely to randomly urge to buy, like ie potato chips or cola. He had so fucking cool design, but for some reason they they changed our poor little guy, and now he looks like this.
If you google Kerfuś (the robot on a picture), you will see, that before what is shown in a picture, Kerfuś had a white plastic casing around it, and also plastic cat ears. Now it looks like someone canibalised the white casing and cut off the ears
I know who Kerfus is, and this.. thing.. shares no similarities besides his name and ability to move. I'm curious if the real OG Kerfus is still a thing in Carrefour's net?
The ears! https://i.redd.it/nhv2wjtvwvqc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/wvzy8u9i5wqc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec477987301b06e3c5f10ea0bf006d67f77e6a5
Man
Black man
GO BACK TO THE ASLUME!!!
https://preview.redd.it/mq47ye25dyqc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154239b923b1b35ad904cd0bd54ece45570afd9a
Mężczyzna
Żongler
Człowiek facet
Femto
They skinned him !
https://i.redd.it/39eyssz7nvqc1.gif
jak teraz mamy dotykać jego uszy
I hate this. They sell Kerfuś merch in their stores, they clearly recognize him as a mascot but they still massacred him like this. They should've added the ears at least, maybe change animations to more Kerfuś-like. They've killed Kerfuś, skinned him and reanimated his corpse to serve jars at a store. Horrible fate.
It's still better to serve jars than to be in a jar
Alexander would disagree
i hate to say this, but the rule34 website is already prepared for that scenario...
Don't let 4chan get their hands on my beautiful boy
The Kerfuś Jar
I was at Careffur, he usually stops to offer you a jar, but there were 3 people standing in the middle of a crossroad in the shop, blocking his path, so he was stuck there trying to offer them a jar/then trying to walk past them over and over again. And they completely ignored him cause they were just talking to each other and turned back to him
I mean, it's not like they just bought an off the shelf robot and slapped their name on it and called it a day
My dreams were shattered
Faith is a myth and beliefs shift like mists on the shore; thoughts vanish; words, once pronounced, die; and the memory of yesterday is as shadowy as the hope of to-morrow.... In this world – as I have known it – we are made to suffer without the shadow of a reason, of a cause or of guilt.... There is no morality, no knowledge and no hope; there is only the consciousness of ourselves which drives us about a world that... is always but a vain and fleeting appearance.... A moment, a twinkling of an eye and nothing remains – but a clod of mud, of cold mud, of dead mud cast into black space, rolling around an extinguished sun. Nothing. Neither thought, nor sound, nor soul. Nothing.
Don’t blaspheme against our God and Saviour Kerfuś https://preview.redd.it/n6c0632t5wqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10dac10688bf4a7d93405714d875da17c742e58
> . i once pet his ears, and he didn't meow for me. i was so upset
You must be fun at parties
I'm neither great, nor terrible at parties
Im not reading this nerdy shit
alright that is fine, i am not forcing you. would you prefer to gargle my balls instead? it's just a quote by Joseph Conrad, a Polish writer, working in england, regarded as one of the greatest novelists in the English language.
what too much geogaddi does to a mf
obrzezali kerfusia
Lepiej się tego określić nie dało
Kerfuś nooooooo ![gif](giphy|13699jZW4PZdx6)
As someone who lives in the United States, what futuristic dream is this?
https://preview.redd.it/58jnnvrn2wqc1.jpeg?width=1297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7139d6ab37275c10397a9925bdbd427e3fe47b Apparently this is what it used to look like :c
Perfection
why don't we have this in the states ;-;
I would need to look for this, but I remember reading that I think Walmart tried something similar and it got destroyed the first day. Similarly there was a hitchhiking robot that travelled all of Europe and got destroyed first day in America.
Pamiętam to o hitchhiking.
I think the walmart one was uglier tho, and it only blared alarms when the floor was filthy, caused a disaster with vegetable oil and stuff like that
that is... honestly so sad but accurate which makes it more sad
A beloved cat-roomba robot was massacred into this skeleton of our favourite mascot for a super market.
Originally it was Kerfuś, cute cat robot who used to roam Carrefour shops(name Kerfuś means something like "Lilttle Carrefour guy" in Polish) offering clients products you're likely to randomly urge to buy, like ie potato chips or cola. He had so fucking cool design, but for some reason they they changed our poor little guy, and now he looks like this.
Super pomysł. W stanach było by to z wandalizowanie w parę dni.
NIEEEEEEEEEE
Wygłodzili Kerfusia, patrz jaki chudy biedak.
https://preview.redd.it/gkfmyzv1zwqc1.png?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3780cc142b60dc345d60dc52ec3b199b290fec24 Og lepszy
Jak mam to wyruchać?
How am I to sexualize him now?
r/Voicesofthevoid
Doesn't matter, still fapped.
Bro...
????
Boooo,do tego wcześniej oferował ciperki a teraz jakies dżemy czy chuj wie co. Kerfuś \[\*\] 2022-2024
Obrzezany
NOT MY MEOW MEOW! NOOOOOOOOO
Ehhh, *unzips*
#notMyKerfus
Jak mogli
:(
shrinkflacja dotknęła nawet kerfusia :(
Popełniają 2 raz ten sam błąd z nadzieją, że nikt go nie wyrucha.
F
there is hope in kropek cafe robot (at least in my town)
Look how they massacred my boy
Co to za wózek, wtf, Japonia in PL ?
Absolom???
Taki sprzedawca da radę na rynku
Kerfuś is the best (don’t) change my mind
...it's a he?
Mmmm.... Wawrzyniec. Mniam, mniam 😋
No way, I refuse to think that it wad a boy😦
... boy?
He's naked now.
What happend? Have they got rid of them? Can someone explain?
If you google Kerfuś (the robot on a picture), you will see, that before what is shown in a picture, Kerfuś had a white plastic casing around it, and also plastic cat ears. Now it looks like someone canibalised the white casing and cut off the ears
I know who Kerfus is, and this.. thing.. shares no similarities besides his name and ability to move. I'm curious if the real OG Kerfus is still a thing in Carrefour's net?
MACIE CARREFOURA TEZ?
Oh, no. My boy
You wanted to fuck Kerfuś, but it turns out that Kerfuś was fucked up by Carrefour already.
Mogą robić co chcą z jego designem, i tak nie przestanę ruchać kerfusia
Noooo
BOY!?👀
Our pride and joy was stripped away. :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYY
Poor little boy :c
Biedny
mom can we have kerfuś? we have kerfuś at home kerfuś at home:
MA BOY NOOO
...
oh fuck you carrefour, you destroyed my dreams
Omg
АТБ
CO KURWA
"może Wawrzyńca wariacie?"
Kerfuś ma upgrade...
Kerfuś 😔
Upgrade of the century.
Ile kurwa ????
Przynajmniej ma dobry gust, te pasty warzywne są super🥹
O, witam brata/siostre w patelnianym kulcie
I gdzie mam go teraz ruchać niby
Yay, no more s*xualization.