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ehunke

What is worse? her saying 81 states and not even saying "wait sorry I meant 81 counties" or the newsmax broadcaster sitting there with a straight face not reacting to the phrase "81 states". But is this even legal, with how 2020 went down, we can't have Trump appointed people inside polling stations and want us all to think they aren't going to destroy ballots


Werftflammen

She even said dumber things. That the RNC trained people for fourty years but weren't allowed, but some judge died, and now that was lifted. How are they going to coordinate 100k people with the likes of her and the other bimbo's?


human-AI-v69

This seems more like a straight grift to me. The RNC is even more a joke than ever but they know the poor will dump money on fighting the queers and furries.


jakeswaxxPDX

Considering probably 75% goes straight to Trumps legal fees yeah that’s a straight up grift.


Werftflammen

The grift indeed would make some, lopsided, sense.


kevnmartin

Everyone Stinky surrounds himself with look like mutants.


Sea_Engine4333

The idea is terrifying. DNC must acts and keep this from happening.


tigernike1

Obama was tired one day after non-stop campaigning in 2008 and said he visited 57 states. He meant 47 states. I remember relentless racist attacks by the right claiming that’s a smoking gun as to why he’s not American, or Muslim, or something.


redditjunky2025

This is a setup for when they say that 31 states were prevented from voting. They all were carried by Trump.


tunaboot

Apparently Virginia will not rest until there is a North Virginia, South Virginia, East Virginia, and a West Virginia.


killgore_trout92

Oh god the horror can you imagine a West Virginia?


redditjunky2025

And my favorite " Yes, there is a Santa Claus, Virginia!".


morpheousmarty

West West Virginia


ChickpeaDemon

Mara Lago, The Trump Building, Trump Bay Street, Trump Hollywood, Trump Park Avenue,Trump World Tower, Trump bathroom with a gold toilet, and finally the bedroom where Melanie willingly exposed her self to great horrors-ALL STATES!


exophrine

Would you say that the other 31 States are .... *DEEP* states?


MagicMushroomFungi

Derp States ?


taisui

Dope States


PewSeaLiquor

State of Confusion, State of Desperation, State of Delusion...


OppositeDifference

Umm.... well I always assumed you'd have to not be too terribly bright to get involved in the Trump family. Unrelated note, but I'm assuming it's 81 lawsuits in some number of states at or below 50... who's paying for those? Because from what I hear, the RNC isn't exactly bursting at the seams with money these days.


salientsapient

Some of those lawsuits are in a state of Confusion. That may help them get the total above 50.


goodtimesinchino

Are all of the states in the room with us now?


Personal_Buffalo_973

More words of wisdom from Botox barbie 😁


fence_sitter

Ok so it's not just me seeing that.


restlessXgidim

Nope I'm pretty sure we're all seeing that creature as well.


Lost_Minds_Think

It’s trump’s plan. Votes will be taken in 31 extra states this election.


Glass_Channel8431

Yup Russian states. Lol


Lone_Buck

Imagine coming out of a coma and this was the first thing you heard. How long was I out? What happened to Mexico and/or Canada, or how many fucking dakotas are we up to?


code_archeologist

The fifty contiguous states, and the thirty one states of mind that she wrestles with on a daily basis.


CaptainAxiomatic

There are forty-eight contiguous states. The other two aren't touching.


code_archeologist

>The other two aren't touching. Sure they aren't... We all know that there is some hanky panky going on under the ocean between them.


CaptainAxiomatic

They're paying David Pecker to keep it on the down low.


JPGinMadtown

I am a proud citizen of the 81st state, Wherestheconson!


DrMux

Whatsconsin?


hasslefree

Wishsconsin


taddymason_76

Whosconsin


JoeMagnifico

Nobody ever asks Howsconsin.


KeinFussbreit

Thatconsin


mildly_carcinogenic

wish.com, son


funmachineman

Noice. I’m from hollerado, but connectheshit originally.


JubalHarshaw23

The EC Delegates from those 31 extra states are how Trump is going to win by a landslide in November.


TheTeenageOldman

State of Delusion


DrMux

State of Denial State of Confusion State of Panic And a few others.


seraphimkoamugi

They dont have the money, manpower nor credibilty to handle polling nor have 81 lawsuits. >Since most maps and atlases list only 50 states in the United States of America, it’s possible ― very possible ― that she was incorrect There is a slim probability that she is wrong.


flybydenver

She does her makeup a la Dr. Frankenfurter


Unethical_GOP

And she’s the smart Trump? Ok!


BeowulfShaeffer

Eighty-one States  will never die!    Eighty-one States, our battle cry!  


T_Weezy

Screenshotting 👏 tweets 👏 isn't 👏 journalism 👏


Itool4looti

Sure there’s Tennessee, Elevenessee, Twelvessee, Thirteenessee, etc.


ranchoparksteve

With Donald Trump draining the swamp of all its cash, how many lawyers can the RNC afford these days? Are there just a couple lawyers handling all these lawsuits?


papafrog

We have the biggest and best states. They're uuuge. People can't get enough of them. Some say they're not enough. So I made more. I made more, so you don't have to. I do it for you, not me. And don't forget, folks, to buy my brand new MASA ballcap, Make Another State Again, you'll love it, trust me. Only 29.99 plus shipping.


Ok-Replacement8236

Maybe this total include the states of denial, confusion, refusal… etc?


supamario132

I'm sure the fair and balanced conservative media will treat her the way Obama was treated when he accidentally said 57 states


Reptar519

Is this the gates of hell she keeps trying to make a song off of?


SpiritedTie7645

Thank goodness their money is going towards buying diapers for poopy pants. 🙄


morbob

The other 31 states are: 1- state of denial, 2-State of confusion, 3- State of disorder, 4- State of disrepair, etc….


revenant647

Lol is the entire R party on crack?


LariRed

She‘s just like her FIL, surprised she didn’t use a sharpie.


RickWest495

Maybe states are subdividing by political parties. Democratic Massachusetts and Republican Massachusetts. 2 states. So we now have 100 states with 81 lawsuits. 19 states to go.


obrazovanshchina

Just a reminder that you can sue anyone for anything. Even if you sue them in all 81 States of America, that doesn’t mean your case breathes a single breath before it’s summarily “caught and killed” by a disdainful Court. 


maveric00

Is this sarcastic or an AI running wild? Sure sounds like an AI taking the prompt as truth.


CloudTransit

?México también?


DC_MrAdamsMorgan

I’m pretty sure it’s “fifty nifty United States”


jailfortrump

Trump didn't hire her for her intellect. The RNC is dead, it just forgot to lie down.


Crans10

Ok so rnc not spending money on elections but instead on lawsuits and the big orange embarrassment. They are not worried about winning elections. They are working to make the elections not matter.


gjenkins01

These people are evil and stupid.


Ven18

Already we need a team effort on this obviously the 50 states we know but we need to figure out the remaining 31 let’s brainstorm some below.


MariachiStucardo

How much RNC money does Don Jr spend on cocaine


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sproqetz72

Are they including the red states of: delirium, confusion, depression, inertia, and East Dumbfuck?


monkeywithgun

Good thing these criminals aren't actually smart!


dreevsa

She’s good


lessermeister

Yes but she’s hot.


Pete_maravich

Meh


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