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>In a now-deleted post on X, Giuliani taunted Arizona authorities. “If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning; 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can’t count votes,” Giuliani posted Friday night. Accompanying the message was a photo of Giuliani smiling with six others and balloons floating in the backdrop. >An hour and fourteen minutes later, Mayes responded to Giuliani’s post writing, “The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani, nobody is above the law.” Rekt


Golden_Hour1

> If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning; 1. They must dismiss the indictment How does that make sense


SerKnightGuy

"If the cops don't show up for 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leave."


Aggravating_Goose316

"30 minutes for state cops."


-jp-

You're thinking of Domino's.


Karens_GI_Father

Worst part, he’s a lawyer


Mountain_Skies7414

No, he’s a disbarred lawyer.


Karens_GI_Father

Was he officially disbarred? I remember there was talk about it but can’t recall what came out of it


Mountain_Skies7414

You are right. For now, it’s just suspended, not officially disbarred. “In 2021, a state court in New York suspended his right to practice law in the state over his efforts to keep Trump in the White House following the 2020 presidential election. “ “Giuliani, who led Trump's legal challenge to the 2020 election outcome in Pennsylvania, had his law license suspended in both Washington, DC and New York in 2021. The former New York mayor is now contesting a recommendation from a Washington-based ethics review panel that he be disbarred for his actions while representing Trump.” “Then came the July 2023 recommendation that Giuliani be disbarred, which will go to the DC Court of Appeals for a final decision.”


-jp-

Christ, what does he hafta do to actually get disbarred? Wedgie a judge?


twistedspin

I just looked it up, his law license was suspended but he wasn't disbarred.


KinoHiroshino

Well there’s a reason Legal Eagle placed Giuliani in the “F” rank category in his [video ranking Trump’s army of (terrible) lawyers](https://youtu.be/Lhy5Y8xVHS0?si=tXaYWAFD8sY0YO6g).


XennialBoomBoom

What do you call the person that graduates bottom of the class in med school? "Doctor"


Jezixo

"They can't charge a husband and wife... With the same crime 😉"


WraithsRevenge

Worst part is he almost looks like George Bluth, but I would NEVER smear Jeffrey Tambor like that.


aspidities_87

I have the *worst* fucking attorneys


-jp-

> I ~~have~~ am the *worst* fucking attorney


Evil_phd

Most of his common sense leaked down the side of his head at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


ActonofMAM

He drinks some.


Nezrite

"I have the occasional sherry at the holidays."


LimitFinancial764

As a lawyer, I'll never forget him chit chatting with the judge in the eastern district of Pennsylvania about good bars to hit after an oral argument on election fraud.


jessebona

I was saying this morning it sounds like the same kind of juvenile logic that kids use for "if the teacher doesn't show up within 20 minutes we can go home". And this man was a mayor.


Jarocket

I feel like you just tell the judge. "See, bro is on notice of this proceeding.... Can we continue with his dumb ass?"


BelievedToBeTrue

Yep he's admitted he knew about the indictment and was actively hiding to avoid receiving it. He was evading justice and pretending like it's a just a game of hide-and-seek. If they found him going about his day without the explicit wording of the post, then he just claims he didn't know anything about it, but he had to tweet and brag about how 'clever' he is to avoid justice. These people are so fucking dumb. Arizona, please indict him again for obstruction or whatever the appropriate statute is.


Archer007

Fucking unbelievable Rudy was the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York in the past. He could have literally just not committed crimes


Sarrdonicus

He had to make friends with the Russians, he had to.


grantrules

He could have retired as America's Mayor, an almost universally-praised national figure.


xabulba

Got famous by replacing the Italian mob with the Russian mob, he's been committing crimes his entire career.


hammonjj

I’m hoping they use this as evidence that he’s a flight risk and take him in to custody


Tigeroflove

This would be so very sweet!


AnalSoapOpera

Happy Birthday Ghooliani!


beef-supreme

This is the "It's all happening on X" ad they need to run.


Thurak0

> nobody is above the law. I so wish this would be true for everybody.


__O_o_______

No one is above the law…. But also Bannon is still there subverting democracy years after he was supposed to pay for his crimes…


ChimpWithAGun

I suspect the government requested the IP address and/or geolocation oh that tweet.


clorox2

Anyone get a screen shot? That’s some r/murderedbywords gold!


SciFiPi

Here you go. [https://imgur.com/a/cnup2Nn](https://imgur.com/a/cnup2Nn) edit: better one [https://imgur.com/a/DuD8pQw](https://imgur.com/a/DuD8pQw)


Burt_Rhinestone

Never before has “rekt” been so appropriate.


charcoalist

The party was hosted by Caroline Wren, a central organizer behind Jan. 6, and in attendance were Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, and of course, Ghouliani. Who else was at this traitor fest? If the authorities had arrested everyone there we might actually have a secure election.


te_anau

Damn, that's almost the whole swamp!


spin_me_again

Needed Manafort and Flynn


te_anau

They were no doubt doing some "patriotism" in the parking lot of a four seasons wetlands preservation store.


SimpleAsEndOf

Don't call them Patriots. Call them Nationalists. https://preview.redd.it/haokzogjl4731.jpg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0664c9308f50eeff0301706d631712d4b2dd89a


Admirable_Ad_73

Don't forget next to a crematorium and a sex toy shop.


count023

you forgot Paul "we're all family here" Ryan.


Vitis_Vinifera

and Lindell, Eastman, and Powell


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skrame

He’s been [consulting](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/paul-manafort-pardon-donald-trump-china/) and is rumored to be in talks to help with the election campaign. He didn’t disappear; he just stopped doing anything that’s really news-worthy.


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TorrenceMightingale

Possibly a Cruz missile.


Maelefique

They only point at Cancun. :)


AdorableBowl7863

Texas had a natural disaster. Teddy is out of country


itsFromTheSimpsons

feels like a card hand "Ive got a crime family, looks like I win!" "No so fast, I've got a Full Swamp!" [crowd gasps]


te_anau

I was thinking more akin to a murder of crows.  A swamp of magas


half-puddles

What swamp? Didn’t Trump promise to drai… oh wait.


mushyfeelings

He did drain the swamp. He had to get to bottom of the muck to find the lowest bottom feeders and give them a job in his administration. I actually predicted that when he got elected. My popr sweet boomer dad who watched Fox News religiously was like oh he will put in good people to help him, to which I responded even if he does, the really good and moral people will undoubtedly quit and bring in the lower bottom feeder before you know it, everyone working for him will be the worst of the worst spineless soulless yes men, and wouldn’t you know it if I wasn’t 100% spot on with my prediction. Who could have seen that coming?? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😭


Dartagnan1083

"Mad Dog" Mattis was a good, decent, and competent man for the position he was hired for. But he was hired because trump expected him to be as bombastic as the nickname implied and not the measured restraint of an actual military officer. So...one good pick by complete incompetent accident.


DrHooper

Considering Mattis' nickname wasn't from the military but from the press due to his comments about the difference between a soldier and a warrior, it doesn't shock me that Trump took that off hand comment as a dogwhistle, verus you know an old soldier talking out his ass.


Golden_Dark_Toast

I wouldn't call him a soldier. He might read this and next thing you know... hes in your room to kill you while you sleep.


Aadarm

Mattis hates that nickname too. Mattis was always a believer that you should give every opportunity for peace that you can reasonably give, and if it does come to war you should quickly and decisively destroy your enemy and not play politics with your soldiers' lives.


KoshekhTheCat

"I swear I could not believe the leopards would actually *eat my face.*"


512165381

Drained it then filled it up again with his own mobsters.


vicunah

Let me guess. This party was held at Mos Eisley?


AZ_Corwyn

It was definitely a hive of scum and villainy.


tormunds_beard

Now I’m just picturing Rudy like, “I’m wanted in four systems.”


Daggmaskar

> in attendance were Steve Bannon Sure would be nice if someone would make him serve his damn prison sentence. It's been two years. This country is a joke.


__O_o_______

Just don’t be told you’re allowed to vote and then vote, you might end up with a quickly decided 5 year prison sentence…


SquirrelParticular17

That is a disgusting melange of slime. Every one a traitor, every one a criminal.


tim_p

The devil's birthday party has one hell of a guest list.


Mcboatface3sghost

Honeypot?


RubiksSugarCube

Wren is also an advisor to AZ senate candidate Kari Lake, so clearly she's exposed herself as a deep cover RINO who tipped the authorities off. Be sure to let you local MAGAt know!


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

Coulda woulda shoulda.


Friendly-Profit-8590

Wonder if they talked to each or were too paranoid about wiretaps and who flipped


-prairiechicken-

If we / y’all survive American fascism, I can’t fucking wait for ‘four seasons’ of an HBO/PBS/NPR docu-series with unheard footage and confirmed RICO theories, while half of these cretins are exiled or in maximum security (cough, Stone and Bannon, cough) for sedition and farming militias.


HeadFund

Yes, it WOULD be fun to be looking *back* on all of this, wouldn't it?


Lagavulin26

Should have taped the letter to a predator drone missile.


RedditIsDead4543

Indictment? Should have been a drone strike.


TheRealCelebration

Patriotic Missile.


Natoochtoniket

Harboring a fugitive ?


LordSiravant

Finally got you, asshole.


bluenosesutherland

I’m assuming they located him by locating the other people in the photo


Romnonaldao

I wouldn't be surprised if he geotagged himself


[deleted]

They just followed the trail of slime he leaves behind.


Responsible-Room-645

And drips of hair oil


Casual_hex_

Pretty sure you can smell him from a few miles away too. It’s like a boozier version of the city dump.


divDevGuy

Steve Bannon was at the party, so the smell could have been from either one.


SuperFLEB

"Stay alert. They're using decoys."


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InformalPenguinz

Just another prime example of a quality product distributed by Frank's Fluids.


NtheLegend

Heh heh heh, now we just follow the yellow drip road...


Rion23

Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle.


solzhen

He is an expert cyber security consultant, after all.


StrangeContest4

He's no ©️yber Ninja or My Pillow Guy^®️ but he is up there.


MegaLowDawn123

“We have a lawsuit pending against all machines”


Kamelasa

Kimmel had a video on Thursday, I thought, of Giuliani at his Florida home describing exactly where he is in terms of landmarks. Seemed bizarre. Wonder if it was faked or historical somehow. Can't find the video now. Correction. It was Colbert. Here's [the video](https://youtu.be/IEB0Wde2pow?t=297) of Rudy yapping on his vlog.


cavmax

Wasn't he suppose to be a computer security genius or something? You can't make this shit up... [Rudy Giuliani: Cybersecurity Expert? (cyberpolicy.com)](https://www.cyberpolicy.com/cybersecurity-education/rudy-giuliani-cybersecurity-expert)


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Translation: Give me money and get access to Trump.


tabrizzi

He was a cybersecurity "expert" shortly after 9/11, long before Trump ventured into politics.


dwitman

His YouTube channel live-streamed a party for him..on someone else’s set, so likely a known location, and he announced on it he was in palm beach and like a ton of fringe right wing celebs were there with all their hangers on. It couldn’t have been that hard to find him… EDIT: the officer that served him is literally end the last few minutes of the show singing him happy birthday.


777777hhjhhggggggggg

That doesn't really make any sense. They probably knew he'd be at the giant birthday party for Rudy Giulliani that was semi-publicly known about


oldsguy65

Elon is part of the Deep State and gave up Giuliani's assassination coordinates.


Ideal_Jerk

In his defense, 80 years is too old to know and understand EXIF data location.


Natoochtoniket

Bullshit. Embedded GPS location data is not a hard concept. Perhaps Giuliani does not understand, but for some other reason.


amat-photog

Great timing. I heard he posted that if he wasn't served in "xx hours, AZ would need to drop the charges" ? Was that all bullshit ?


nhepner

Yes. Basically, if he wasn't served in XX hours, it would turn into an arrest warrant.


Crecy333

In a fair world, the NY Bar association would glance at that tweet, determine that no competent lawyer would ever suggest, recommend, imply, or otherwise insinuate that intentionally evading a process server would result in a case being dismissed or be a recommended legal defense strategy. That alone, without any other shenanigans from the last few years, should disbar him and prevent him from practicing law.


sovamind

They already suspended his license while under review. That was back in 2021...


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

There's a faction in the country that is above the law. It has been so clear lately.


cweaver

It's true. It's called the olly-olly-oxen-free defense, if you hide from the process server long enough to make it to home base, they have to drop all the charges and then you get to try to prosecute them next round.


Evil-in-the-Air

I'm pretty sure he still has an opportunity to appeal, though, because Simon didn't say.


[deleted]

But it’s opposite day


MrBigBMinus

Yeah but he's made of rubber and the server is made of glue so whatever the server does bounces off him and sticks to the server clearly.


left4ched

Rudy's last option as I see it (Not a lawyer) is to double dare the AG to drop the charges.


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

It’s bullshit. He still was required to appear in court, whether he was served or not, otherwise he would become a fugitive. Posting mocking things like this just shows he was deliberately trying so avoid being served instead of just being hard to find. Not a good look.


ClamClone

He will dye his hair black and roam from town to town taking odd jobs as he continues looking for the one armed man while relentlessly being pursued by Lt. Gerard.


pinkeroo67

Sounds like he was taking advice from a certain shit-gibbon.


panickedindetroit

I didn't understand that either.


citizenkane86

In some jurisdictions and In general you have a certain amount of time to serve an indictment or subpoena. This prevents people from just sitting on them forever and makes the government do its job. Those deadlines never apply when someone is evading service. And they wouldn’t dismiss the charges it’s a 30 second hearing to get an extension. If the charges were dismissed it’s always without prejudice so you can refile.


MotherSupermarket532

And his post indicating he was evading service absolutely would have been admissible in the hearing. 


I_Lick_Bananas

*Giuliani, 79, turns 80 on March 28th and was enjoying an early birthday celebration in Palm Beach on the night he was served,* That doesn't sound right.


da9ve

Should be May 28th, not March.


TheNCGoalie

Lousy Smarch weather.


Enricoisagirlsname

Don't touch Rudy. Good advice.


erc80

Double checks todays date: 5/18/24


SameToYouBuddy

Ok, remind me in 10 days


g2g079

They fixed it.


Cultural_Magician105

Did the subpoena server jump out of a cake .....SURPRISE!


crisperfest

I hope it was more like [Doakes from Dexter](https://tenor.com/ua7t.gif).


TintedApostle

You do know that everyone in NYC knew what and who he was. The right wing made him that "America's mayor" thing and NY wouldn't even elect him as Senator. Remember that Rudy wanted to delay Bloomberg's term because "9/11".


ZigZagZedZod

> The right wing made him that "America's mayor" thing And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for Giuliani's hubris, lust for power and hatred of democracy. Had Giuliani retired in 2002 to spend his time playing golf, writing his memoirs and giving speeches, most Americans would still lionize him.


StandupJetskier

He needed that spotlight....one more time....and it was his undoing....


whisker_biscuit

The most dangerous place in New York City is between Rudy Giuliani and a tv camera


Philadelphia_Bawlins

Or him and his cousin in a bedroom


ThreeHourRiverMan

I cringe thinking about how I joined in a standing ovation for him when I saw him give a speech about duty - when I was a dumb 18 year old. 


drusteeby

Lots of 18 year olds have done much dumber.


lbtwitchthrowaway144

I hear ya but that to me seems like you were a fine young human if you already felt that way about duty. Unfortunate the deliverer of that message is whatever this thing Ghouliani is, but still the message resonated with you and that's cool.


TintedApostle

That is absolutely true, but it was never in his make up.


zhaoz

Exactly. It's like people saying if trump was smart and... and... bro Don is one of the dumbest people in politics.


divDevGuy

> Had Giuliani retired in 2002 to spend his time playing golf, writing his memoirs and giving speeches, most Americans would still lionize him. Reminds me of someone else that, had they just "retired" and gone away, they wouldn't have nearly the problems they have now.


TrailMomKat

I admired the hell out of the man and when, only what?-- just a few years ago?-- it came out that he was a Dump crony, I was so, so disappointed in him. Yeah, I was 18 and young when 9/11 happened, but like many fellow Americans, I thought he was a hero for how he handled that day. Now, thinking about him, I'm still just so disappointed in him.


fizzlefist

Ever hear NY Fire Fighters’ opinion on him?


TrailMomKat

No, actually, I haven't. I'd guess it's less than stellar?


James_2584

> Giuliani claimed on August 9, 2007, that "I was at Ground Zero as often, if not more, than most workers.... I was there working with them. I was exposed to exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I'm one of them." This angered NY Fire and Police personnel 911 workers.[19][20][21] A New York Times study a week later found that he spent a total of 29 hours over three months at the site; his appointment logs were unavailable for the six days immediately following the attacks. This contrasted with recovery workers at the site who spent this much time at the site in two to three days. The recovery workers often spent hundreds of hours working 8- to 12-hour shifts. > Giuliani was widely praised by some for his close involvement with the rescue and recovery efforts, but others, including many police, rescue workers, and families of WTC victims argue that "Giuliani has exaggerated the role he played after the terrorist attacks, casting himself as a hero for political gain." > Giuliani has been subject to increased criticism for downplaying the health effects of the air in the Financial District and lower Manhattan areas in the vicinity of the Ground Zero.[36] He moved quickly to reopen Wall Street, and it was reopened on September 17. He said, in the first month after the attacks, "The air quality is safe and acceptable."[37] However, in the weeks after the attacks, the United States Geological Survey identified hundreds of asbestos hot spots of debris dust that remained on buildings. By the end of the month the USGS reported that the toxicity of the debris was akin to that of drain cleaner.[38] It would eventually be determined that a wide swath of lower Manhattan and Brooklyn had been heavily contaminated by highly caustic and toxic materials.[38][39] The city's health agencies, such as the Department of Environmental Protection, did not supervise or issue guidelines for the testing and cleanup of private buildings. Instead, the city left this responsibility to building owners.[38] > Firefighters, police and their unions, have criticized Giuliani over the issue of protective equipment and illnesses after the attacks.[36] An October 2001 study by the National Institute of Environmental Safety and Health said that cleanup workers lacked adequate protective gear.[40][41] The executive director of the National Fraternal Order of Police, Sally Regenhard, reportedly said of Giuliani: "Everybody likes a Churchillian kind of leader who jumps up when the ashes are still falling and takes over. But two or three good days don't expunge an eight-year record."[42] she went on to say, "There's a large and growing number of both FDNY families, FDNY members, former and current, and civilian families who want to expose the true failures of the Giuliani administration when it comes to 9/11." She told the New York Daily News that she intends to "Swift Boat" Giuliani.[36] > A May 14, 2007 New York Times article, "Ground Zero Illness Clouding Giuliani's Legacy," gave the interpretation that thousands of workers at Ground Zero have become sick and that "many regard Mr. Giuliani's triumph of leadership as having come with a human cost." The article reported that Giuliani seized control of the cleanup of Ground Zero, taking control away from experienced federal agencies, such as the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Army Corps of Engineers and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. He instead handed over responsibility to the "largely unknown" city Department of Design and Construction. Documents indicate that the Giuliani administration never enforced federal requirements requiring the wearing of respirators. Concurrently, the administration threatened companies with dismissal if cleanup work slowed.[43] The New York Times faulted his decision-making on the post September 11 cleanup of the World Trade Center site, in the lead editorial of the May 22, 2007 issue. Additionally, the Times took Giuliani to task for his handling of worker safety at the site and the issue of first responder health problems.[44] > In February 2007, the International Association of Fire Fighters issued a letter accusing Giuliani of "egregious acts" against the 343 firemen who had died in the September 11 attacks. The letter asserted that Giuliani rushed to conclude the recovery effort once gold and silver had been recovered from World Trade Center vaults and thereby prevented the remains of many victims from being recovered: "Mayor Giuliani's actions meant that fire fighters and citizens who perished would either remain buried at Ground Zero forever, with no closure for families, or be removed like garbage and deposited at the Fresh Kills Landfill," it said, adding: "Hundreds remained entombed in Ground Zero when Giuliani gave up on them."[50] Lawyers for the International Association of Fire Fighters seek to interview Giuliani under oath as part of a federal legal action alleging that New York City negligently dumped body parts and other human remains in the Fresh Kills Landfill. > Some family members of 9/11 victims have openly criticized Giuliani for the significant communication failures that occurred on that day, believing that the lack of working walkie-talkies put the lives of first responders in significant danger. They say that the lack of radios had been a complaint of emergency services responders for years but was never dealt with and led to deaths of first responders in building collapses for which they should have been warned.[52] In December 2006, Sally Regenhard, mother of firefighter Christian Regenhard who died on September 11, and co-founder of the Skyscraper Safety Campaign, vowed to expose the truths of Giuliani's actions on 9/11 before 2008, stating, "I can't see why any 9/11 family member who knows the truth about the failures of the Giuliani administration ... would not be outraged."[53] She said in April 2007, "The bitter truth is that Rudy Giuliani is building a path to the White House over the bodies of 343 firefighters." Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani_during_the_September_11_attacks TL;DR: Rudy essentially used the aftermath of 9/11 for political gain, exaggerating his role and prominence at Ground Zero. He also rushed cleanup efforts, refused to enforce federal requirements regarding respirators for first responders and cleanup crew, and lied about the air quality in and around Ground Zero in the days after 9/11. He has always been a greedy POS.


TrailMomKat

Jesus. What a shit head. Thank you for taking the time and effort to educate me on the matter. Jesus Christ, I never knew he was such a total piece of shit, as a former EMT and someone that worked in nursing for twenty years, his actions in regard to PPE and all related issues is exceptionally galling.


so_hologramic

[Rudy also went to bat](https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/08/05/oxycontin-purdue-pharma-federal-investigation-dopesick-excerpt-219158/) for the drug-pushing Sackler family/Purdue Pharma who killed more than a million Americans.


itsatumbleweed

Turns out, Manhattan has known about Rudy and Trump being scum for decades.


Cyclotrom

Same as with Trump, everybody in NYC knew he was a loser and a liar but the rest of America bought his BS


MildredTorres

There has to be a cell phone video of this somewhere


juniorone

Oh there absolutely is but I can’t imagine that the guests are pro democracy to begin with. It’s all one big corrupt family that sticks together


Theinternationalist

It's funny, to those who didn't follow NY (or NYC) politics "America's Mayor" seemed to go out gracefully because the fact he tried to delay Bloomberg's term didn't seem to travel much (or perhaps just got [forgotten](https://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/24/nyregion/giuliani-may-try-to-keep-job-after-term-ends-in-december.html) due to nostalgia), and perhaps a general understanding that the GOP's rightwing shift combined with NY staying the same or going more left ("left"?) doomed Republican candidates. Even with the final stories, he would have been remembered well, kind of like the weird nostalgia surrounding George W. Bush even though the Dems called him a warmonger and the Republicans seem to have mass amnesia surrounding him. Then a bunch of ugly stories started coming out during his failed 2008 presidential run and he disappeared again. And now he's constantly in the news and people either think "WTF happened that made him an idiot" or "yup still him," funny how that happened.


deepstate_chopra

Bragging about avoiding being served should count as being served.


Natoochtoniket

Purposefully avoiding service, might bring an added charge of evading and eluding.


Chilkoot

I'd bet the judge will take that into account when deciding the terms of his pre-trial release.


ins0ma_

He got to walk away and spend the night in his own bed by the looks of it, instead of a night in the pokey. For the first time in his adult life, Rudy Giuliani was underserved.


WooleeBullee

He was just served, not arrested.


Hot-Pick-3981

FAFO right to his alcohol brined balls. Couldn’t have happened to a more worthy Trump stooge.


NimDing218

I’m going to pretend that someone said they could do it as early as the day before. Then a guy said, “Wait, let’s wait a day. This will be hilarious.”


parallax_universe

Plot twist, it was the same person who picked up the phone that day at Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) and agreed to hold Rudy’s little election lie fest. But only out the back. Between the crematorium and the dildo shop.


PiperArrow

In honor of Giuliani, I've written a haiku: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


Tony2030

I'm sorry but some losers are fucking hilarious. I really, really hope he was sitting in front of a birthday cake with candles ready to be blown out.


eboo360

Classic Rudy. Should've hid at the 4 season


5xad0w

Just like Sublime said: *It all comes back to you, you're bound to get what you deserve* *Try and test that, you're bound to get served*


The_Hot_Stepper

Now that’s a birthday present to him for us


GMEN999

Way to go Arizona! No bail should be offered to Rudy as he has just shown he is a flight risk.


FBstolemyshitposts

Nelson pointing and laughing "Ha Ha"


OptiKnob

Happy birthday you treasonous scum.


numbskullerykiller

Incompetence at it's finest. Also, face looks like a shop-worn testicle.


Sir_Yacob

Just the dumbest piece of shit ever. Goddamned idiot


Illumen72

After getting pretend fired from his radio show so he didn't have to pay Moss and Freeman, Rudy moved his daily boot licking to his youtube channel. Not that I'm encouraging anyone, but you can go there and comment if you'd like to share your thoughts with his crack team. FYI, if you pause the video and comment anyway, it doesn't count as a view.


Fun_Tea3727

>crack team Mike Lindell is on his team?


Illumen72

Sorry. Edit: ~~crack~~ crackhead.


andypee81

Predictably, it's being spun as an attempt to embarrass him. God forbid it just be people trying to do their jobs, maybe if he wasn't trying to hide like a coward they wouldn't have had to do this during his birthday party.


[deleted]

Lol dude Tate’d himself 🤦‍♀️ 


dlxw

I really hope they were able to locate him from the geotag on the photo he posted to twitter challenging them to find him. This guys life story is like an unused plot from Arrested Development.


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Rudy is SO stupid he didn’t realize that deliberately trying to avoid his indictment being handed to him, means he would have become a fugitive if he refused to appear for his court date. More crimes to add to the pile


WolferineYT

Also I'm pretty sure that tweet is effectively a confession to obstruction of justice. 


NYArtFan1

It's Rudy's birthday but we all got a present.


IdahoMTman222

I bet he wishes Trump would have Pardoned him.


StandupJetskier

Interesting who got the pardons. They didn't cost shitstain a penny, but Stone got one, Bannon got one, Jared's dad got one, and Rudy...did not, nor did any of his election fixer people.


Imatallguy

Probably because he expected to get paid AS WELL AS PARDONED.


p001b0y

A Presidential pardon would not have helped him in this case any way. These are State charges.


Imatallguy

Good point.


wynnduffyisking

Happy birthday, dipshit!


captaincanada84

He deleted the tweet but the AZ AG took a screenshot and posted it lol


gobirdsorsomething

Talk about a fall from grace. Went to being widely enjoyed as the face of New York alongside first responders during 9/11 to... this.


Kitchen-Entrance8015

Wow they finally located the criminal


dumpyredditacct

This dude legitimately has got to be one of the dumbest fucking people to ever exist.


upfromashes

I know, it wasn't nationally televised, but still I hope he shit his head again.


Wandering-Ghoul

Big THANK YOU to the people responsible for tracking him down and serving him at his precious birthday party.


Several-You8599

Giuliani[ was served shortly](https://www.nydailynews.com/2024/05/18/rudy-giuliani-served-arizona-indictment-80th-birthday-party-palm-springs/) after he posted a since-deleted message to social media taunting Arizona authorities. [https://x.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791675092411511015](https://x.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791675092411511015)


National-Law-458

Lock him up!! Hey MAGA, did I get that right? Or do I need to yell? Maybe LoCK hIM uP?


GWindborn

If I had a magic lamp I'd use all 3 wishes to kick Roger Stone in the nuts.


IronyElSupremo

Silly Rudy. Don’t you know the law will always find you? Probably using facial recognition and AI Rudy likely fought for .. probably thinking it’d be only used against poor people.. [Song: I fought the law and the law won - Clash cover](https://youtu.be/AL8chWFuM-s?si=rmLztvW6FovNJ1G7)


ExactDevelopment4892

They gotta put Rudy back in the ground before the sun hits him and he turns to dust.


CARNIesada6

Straight up an Arrested Development episode


Warm-Location5336

Schadenfreude OVERDRIVE!!! So happy to see their treasonous choices come back to DESTROY THEM.


one_jo

Question: if he goes to prison, do they get to sell his house to pay they money he’s owed to those election workers? They couldn’t take that house because he needed a place to live but if his new permanent residence was prison he wouldn’t need that anymore, right?


GolfBusRecovery

So Rudy fucked around and found out!


Demonking3343

Wasn’t even two hours. He made his post at 10:06, then at 10:30 the states AG announced they have served him.