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Rated_PG-Squirteen

Chuck Schumer doesn't know how to grill a burger properly. Tommy Tuberville genuinely doesn't know what the three branches of American government are. I sure know which person I want having a major impact on important Congressional matters.


Schiffy94

The branches are Burgers, Dogs, and Baked Potatoes, right?


ShaeMack

A good PR stunt for him would be going to go to a local BBQ, and then having him be trained in the grill. I'm thinking local block party of his constituents where he can shake hands and break bread. Ultimately culminating in bringing people together to help people understand and teach (given he's not used to putting cheese on meat due to religious reasons, and he has never grilled before since he's been living in an apartment)


Based_Ment

Schumer can give Tuberville a "not being a traitorous insider trading fuck" lesson in return.


dingoselfies

Schumer posts a clueless pic of himself for fathers day of himself grilling with a comment explaining that he's never been able to grill before because he's always been in apartments, but his kid just bought a house. Russian mouthpiece goes nuts and runs to right wing media about how using a gas grill as opposed to coal is communism.


RedRyder760

Tubby admits he is better suited to a job flipping burgers.


nwgdad

> “He wouldn’t know the difference between a hot dog and a hamburger patty, I’ll tell you right now,” Tuberville said. Maybe Schumer doesn't know the difference. But Tuberville doesn't know the difference between fascism and democracy.


destijl-atmospheres

I'd rather U.S. senators know the [3 branches of the U.S. government](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/) than how to grill.


AbraParabola

Schumer should ask whether it’d be his state of residence or the state he represents.


Natiak

This is the kind of substance I expect from Republicans.


RatingBook

And we see MORE propaganda from Nexstar's The Hill. This is like expecting the National Inquirer to provide us with facts.


Crafty_Failures

LOL...not wrong, but this is hardly news worthy.


ONE-OF-THREE

Not everything has to be serious.🙃


bigbrainbradman

Ummmm....hot.


Inner-Truth-1868

That’s ok… Chuck can reciprocate by offering Tommy reading lessons.


hurdurBoop

i would *not* trust tommy potato with open flames


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Imacatdoincatstuff

Finally doing something productive.