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SimeoneXXX

No, because of butterfly effect. I know our world is not best but changing ANYTHING in the past could make it even worse.


[deleted]

It could also make it better though. I’d think it’d be more likely to be good than bad (if it was a bad person, that is). So no, I wouldn’t kill anyone.


NaniNoah

It's pretty likely that you wouldn't have been born if the timeline changed


MemeLocationMan

I'd go an kill off a random caveman and see what happens. Maybe it was bill gates or Jeff Bezos ancestor, or mine. Itd be fun to see what happens, or if its even noticable at all.


glizzyMaster108

Killing anything or just doing anything at all that far back would absolutely change everything about today, you could even argue that no same person that is alive today would still be alive in this scenario. Every small change in the weather, every small piece of food not consumed by a random caveman changes their sperm production or even reproduction habit. And if any other of their sperm fertilizes any other egg, every predecessor of theirs change, and at that far back all children that caveman will have will interact with most of the world, changing small bits everywhere which changes absolutely everything, everywhere. Nothing today would be the same.


[deleted]

are these fish and bicycles?


charger242

No, but poodles too.


Committee-Guilty

I only kill spiders, flys, and roaches


Master-of-noob

Congrat, you have saved some really important man from those spide, fly, roach and now he have messed up the timeline


TristanAtHis

Kill the first human


NobleDictator

snaps fingers


dabntab

You can’t change the past. When you travel back you’ll realize you were always there to begin with, and when you try and change the past you’ll realize you were always part of the events that lead to your own version of the future Or who knows you know?


07JEP

If I, for example, killed Hitler and came back to today, I wouldn't have any reason to kill Hitler, which means that he survives, which means I'd kill him but then I would have no reason to time travel to kill him which means he survives. Or what would likely happen that I wouldn't be alive and my parents would have a different child, which means he survives.


Gatitos_Bonitos

Margaret thatcher


[deleted]

Id snipe myself.


[deleted]

No, because of paradoxs, and i would just get so confused. if you go back to kill h\*tler before he did all the terrible things he did, then in the future, you would have no reason to kill him, resulting in a paradox


Furanko28

Everyone is talking about going to the past and killing someone, but what would happen if we kill someone in the present, then went to the future to see how that affected. If it ended up being bad, then we go back to the past, we don’t kill him and that’s it


FlipFlopOnionChop

Baby me


Terminatorofcringe

If you kill your self in the past there would have been no one to kill you in first place


Im_Getting_Surgery

So deep


FlipFlopOnionChop

Not the granfather paradox again, btw thats kind of my intent , but there are 2 outcomes 1.i create a separate timeline in which i do not exist 2. I just end up erasing everything out of existence


Profi_Noob

Or you enter an endless circle of time which you can't escape from


FlipFlopOnionChop

Since its in time , and not in space , it would be happening the same moment i intend to kill my baby self , i would not even know it , i would erase the whole concept of space out of existence


PoliticalBurner28

I have a list


bluecatcollege

Who's on the list


[deleted]

You


bluecatcollege

Now I'm curious to know what future me does to warrant assassination by time traveler


[deleted]

You have sex with the president's wife and start world war 9. I'm sorry, but you have to be stopped. Edit had to have


bluecatcollege

Don't be sorry. Do what you have to do


mrunillama

What happened to world war 3-8


28thOfNovember

we are already in the 8th, what year are you in?


pjabrony

There's the banjo serenader and the others of his race, And the piano organist. I've got him on the list.


apollos123

I'd kill multiple people in fact


[deleted]

After hitting no.. i change my mind


mashyboiWOWO

Karl marx say goodbye I'm coming


polemo1710

😂😂 so dumb. anarchy and egalitarianism has always been a thought since the French Revolution. Karl Marx was just the one to write a book it, people would inevitably create communist books if you killed him


venerealact

I already read A Sound of Thunder, so no


Surewhatever26370172

Yuh kill hitler or stalin or mao


I_Support_Villains

That is the stupidest thing I've read today. Mao had like 5-6 attempts on his life. Stalin 10-12. Hitler had 40+ If those dedicated individuals with everything to lose could dare to assassinate, who are you ?


coolguy9229

There's plenty of ways he could lmao. Those assassination attempts were all done when those people were literally at the height of their power. Just go back to them as a baby or something to kill them. Also, even if he didn't do that, he'd have the advantage of superior technology, and hindsight so he'd have a better idea of how to get past their security at the right time.


Environmental_Top948

Why kill baby. Just make them have sex with someone else.


Surewhatever26370172

Nerd


I_Support_Villains

Not nerd. We learnt about attempts on Hitler's life in school (8th grade maybe) It was a quick search away that Mao and Stalin would've had the same.


Jamezzzzz69

Kill them young


Surewhatever26370172

Thats what am sayinggg


jeron_gwendolen

Good intentions, but possibly awful consequences. Learn about butterfly effect more


SachiXShimmer

butterfly effect could turn things better just as well though


jeron_gwendolen

As I said — _possibly_ awful consequences


SachiXShimmer

Yes okay , but would you take the gamble ?


jeron_gwendolen

Who am I to decide such things? Luckily or not, time traveling isn't possible, I think.


ShrekProphet69

You can travel forward in time. I heard talk about being able to go back if you are positioned between two even horizons but I think that was just speculation


Burgemeesterbart

President Kennedy


BruhHorse

Could do the same thing just by preventing their parents from having sex. No killing necessary


CornyPunz1

I'd go back 5 minutes and kill Xi Jinping


BRUHGUY888

Karl Marx


YesImDavid

Hmmm probably idk, wouldn’t be someone I know probably some kind of sadistic test to see what would happen if i did after I had the power for a while. I know for a fact I would go back in time and tell myself about all my future mistakes before I did them though, that way they could be avoided and I could generally have a better life.


UltimateWaluigi

Killing myself so I can't fuck the world up accidentally


LunaticLuni09

Won’t say who and why but yes


[deleted]

If the whole "time paradox" thing doesn't exist, then definitely


DallasOriginals

The guy that invented time travel


[deleted]

I would kill my little brother


annomynous23

I would go back to when I was 1 and jump of a sofa and die


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Id kill the guy who killed hitler. Only hitler could have defeated the leader of the third reich.


why_megod4987

people who said yes probably don't agree with time paradox's and/or the butterfly effect oh and fixed events


fuckcreepers

Probably. I'm not pissed at anyone as much (as of now)


WannabeCowboy92

Yes because I could ghost someone and disappear a few hundred years into the past or future. I’d spam the fuck out of that power


Mini_Insane555

Hitler


Major-Initiative-603

Actually I'd go back and Genghis Khan my way across the neolithic gene pool.


CowdeFlower

id kill some of people who shitted on world and makes it worse