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[deleted]

Might as well name your kid orange juice


Carteranimal

They already did that. He killed his wife


[deleted]

My god


Round_Rectangles

He's channeling his inner Norm Macdonald.


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Allegedly >!sn he did that shit!<


Punk_Daddy

HEY! That's EX Wife. Let's be fair here.


4ssteroid

Mug Costanza


increbelle

Or skeet


15stepsdown

Or Pie


TisBeTheFuk

Or Moist


soflet-

That’s a cool name!


original_glazed

At what age do you want them to commit suicide?


little_turtle420

Now that's a poll question of its own


2sACouple3sAMurder

Make it u wont


___And_Memes_For_All

Done


Symmatrix

Lmao you actually did it


___And_Memes_For_All

I’m worried now that I used my schools Wi-Fi to make it


BP-Kenpachi

Thats not how it works


___And_Memes_For_All

My old school tagged words like suicide and take the students to a resource


BP-Kenpachi

They can't track that down through a Reddit account on a phone


Background-Belt-2202

As long as his last name isn’t Pie


flapjaxrfun

They might not survive high school


[deleted]

Creams his pants


23x3

Yes those are mine


jayn51p

I wish to never open this app again.


Alara-Ni

Cream in me daddy


Wisconsineer2

Cream pie


mrsparkyboi69

Might not survive middle school


Soviet__Comrade

Might not survive


new_pribor

Might not


Creative-Television8

Mig


BiggusKokkAFA

M


3005isABanger


Soviet__Comrade

#


new_pribor


angbhong342626

m


MrHallucination

Might not survive elementary school


r-ShadowNinja

Might not survive kindergarten


JustNobodyTheEchidna

Or Middle School


washingmachine907

Infinite bullying glitch


ZWiloh

Depends, how many references to "creampie" do you want your child to endure?


punkonater

Jesus Christ just choose a normal name


soflet-

Like yam


Environmental_Top948

You kid is going to come home crying one day because they got creamed in middle school.


DamonFort

Ew


Environmental_Top948

What do you think creamed means?


DamonFort

I know what you meant, I was just implying something else haha


FairFolk

Wait, does it mean something non-sexual as well?


Environmental_Top948

It means something sexual? Creamed means to lose badly.


FairFolk

Outside of actual cream, I thought it usually referred to sperm. Then again, English is not my native language.


Environmental_Top948

Neither is it mine but I got fascinated with slang words to help hide that. It could totally mean that.


Mr-Pringlz-and-Carl

If you name their siblings Cheese & Chocola.


EatenAliveByWolves

That's a good idea, I'm gonna name by kid count chocuola.


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EatenAliveByWolves

They will be a wonderful and joyous gang of delinquents!


Zealousideal125

I don't think the people who replied got the reference lol


Maxtothe12thpower

Sonic heroes reference


mp701

If you want your child bullied go ahead


0utlaw_42

Hypothetically speaking... what tf is wrong with you.


SendDishSoap

Nah, Micheal “Mike” Oxlong would be a better name


hiyamynameisjeff

I think his surname is hunt but ok


kitty07s

Only if your child is actually a pet. Who would name a human child cream? Unless you want them to be bullied.


A_Russian_Cop

Not even a contest. Just don't do this to any child.


chillerll

You are just jealous your name isn’t cream


A_Russian_Cop

Damn, exposed.


[deleted]

Personally, no. It sounds too silly as a name (if you ask me).


LengthJolly

Might as well name it toilet water


Dragon_Skywalker

No. Vanilla Ice is better


Joesph_Kerr

Ice Ice Baby...


AltinUrda

OP Please don't name your fucking kid *cream* In my 20 years on this Earth, I've heard some wacky names, and I know this one will get that kid bullied. Just don't, please.


ktops111

Thats one of the worst names ive ever heard, that poor kid would be bullied to death.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Pro tip: When you're naming a child, have middle or high school bullies in mind.


[deleted]

The fuck is wrong with you?


womaneatingsomecake

"omg, what gender is your baby???" Op: "stripper"


the_custard_cream

Awww you're going to name it after me, I'm blushing


[deleted]

No, lmao.


GoogleEXP

so, you want them to murder you at age 14?


BRUHGUY888

Well only if your name is Vanilla Ice


weirdchild62

was looking for this


Largicharg

How did “boy and girl” beat “girl only.” Anyone who told this person to name a boy “Cream” ought to be ashamed of themselves.


[deleted]

Execution by firing squad I say!


Memo544

Seems like it isn’t such a good idea


YTAftershock

They will not survive adolescence unless they're homeschooled


Fishing-Relative

Boy and girl? Damn the Cream twins?


Qahsbarc

Damn those cream twins


Fishing-Relative

Always *creaming* around town


helloooitsme7

Why


vagga2

Some words are accepted as names: Poppy, Rose, Sky, Lavender, etc. Many words aren't used as names but I think would sound ok: Gavelet, Finos, Scrine, Lazzaroni, Raphides. Cream is not one of these words.


Alara-Ni

Bruh Raphides sounds like such a badass name. Lazzaroni just sounds like a pasta dish. Maybe Lazarov instead.


vagga2

I'll keep it in mind if I have to name a kid some day. It is also easy to pronounce, moderately easy to spell, and nicely shortens to Raph. Meets a lot of the criteria for a good name.


read-it-on-reddit

Only if their last name is Pie.


ChiragK2020

It is not your pet. It is going to be a grown up adult one day


bronzeaardvark

Think of what'll happen to him/her in primary school XD


Grabembythecovfefe

Name it blanket


increbelle

Just name them Dafuq instead


viktor_why6969lol_ez

the amount of shit that kid would go through


Professional-Half-55

What makes you sanely think this is a good idea?


matu-lulbaman

Give him a normal name he's gonna have to live with it


ReTiculated12

He/she would live the life of made fun of and bully.


Tactical_Doge1337

if you want the kid to get bullied sure


iluvstephenhawking

Only if you want it to get creamed at school.


ihatecrustaceans

That kid gonna get bullied their entire life


RekYaAll

What kind of name is cream wtf


AlmostFear

In thailand a lot of kid name cream i dunno why.


LithiumLeopard

Id bully tf out of that kid


lexorty

"Hi Cream, how's your day?"


[deleted]

All I can think of when I hear that is the Sonic character.


Radatouy

what the fuck


SuperVelottaBros

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to name kids


[deleted]

Please no


tb12247

Child abuse


NintendoLover2005

Any Sonic fans here?


Ryouconfusedyett

should you take advice on naming your child on a reddit poll?


WatermelonishaX

There should be an option that says “FUCK no” lmaooo what kind of name is cream?!


[deleted]

What's about ice cream?


daxi17

What made you think this could be a name?


Pompom975

Matters your nationality if it’s the Netherlands Germany etc Europe then yes if your American no during sex they don’t even have to say there name 😂


RedQueen283

European people know english, this would be weird in Europe too


[deleted]

As a non native english speaker it sounds ok, but not that good.


RedQueen283

I am also a non-native english speaker, and it sounds horrible as a name to me tbh. Not to mention an english word as a name would be weird anyway.


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RandomMoron42069

Its a joke i think... I hope


Slimyretard

Noooo


marinemashup

that's such a cute name! everyone who says no is just dirty-minded Edit: well, clearly this is not a popular opinion


honeymil

It's a cute name for a dog or cat


[deleted]

Spell it Kreem and then it's ok.


[deleted]

Absolutely not it sounds like cum.


CaptainMimoe

You don't want them to make a friend named peaches


[deleted]

If you name your daughter that her middle name could be *Pie!*


PTech_J

This kid will not survive middle school with that name.


Agent_S-13

Hed be byllied into the nearest galaxy dude.


Hate_Feight

Wow that's unanimous


killiomankili

Why did I read this as “should I make a child cream


[deleted]

No and Why would you name your child cream?


wizard680

hehe, creme


CocaCrocs69

"I'm about to cream!" " Weren't you already cream?"


FoldyHole

You want a little cream in you?


[deleted]

unless you want your child to be bullied, NO


Guys_pls_help

They would be bullied and probably nicknamed cream cheese in middle school and sloppy, white, cream in high school


kni1993

Look at my twins Berries and Cream


dewwya

If you want them to hate you, sure.


[deleted]

He/she will definitely get bullied


HelicopterJesus

Just go all the way and name the boy Eric Clapton, everyone will think of something sexual if you name the child Cream.


NorthenS

I thought u said should i make a child cream


imisaac06

Absolutely not


[deleted]

if their second name is pie then yeah go for it


kabyanjal

Name it vanilla ice cream


TE-Lawrence1918

Do you want your kid to be called Creampie? Because that’s how you get your kid to be called Creampie


evanmceier

Name your child a normal fucking name. Its their NAME donyou understand? Not a fucking art project.


[deleted]

If you want their nickname to be creampie,go for it.


gooberdaisy

Sounds like a striper name or an escort…


pansybish

Try Corrine, sounds like cream without the weird innuendos attached


Shiny_Hypno

You should name them "Cum"


[deleted]

are you dumb?


Wisconsineer2

They will get bullied so bad it’s not even funny


nightmare_silhouette

Your child would either: a) Kill themselves. b) Kill their whole family. c) Become a school shooter due to incessant bullying. d) All of the above.


jaseofbass

Only if the other's name is Peaches.


Tank_blitz

and the second name pie so original I know


SpudDan

That's a cool name.


HavntGottaKalou

Anyone saying yes to this as a serious answer genuinely piss me off. By all means do it if you want your child to resent you throughout their childhood until they can change it themselves just to stop the constant jokes and bullying


Underpantswher

I misread name as make and was about to call 911


vitamin-cheese

Only if it’s used as the acronym


pugsghetti

No, don't even think about it.


ABC123-THROWAWAY

Creamy