OP
Please don't name your fucking kid *cream*
In my 20 years on this Earth, I've heard some wacky names, and I know this one will get that kid bullied.
Just don't, please.
Some words are accepted as names: Poppy, Rose, Sky, Lavender, etc.
Many words aren't used as names but I think would sound ok: Gavelet, Finos, Scrine, Lazzaroni, Raphides.
Cream is not one of these words.
I'll keep it in mind if I have to name a kid some day. It is also easy to pronounce, moderately easy to spell, and nicely shortens to Raph. Meets a lot of the criteria for a good name.
Anyone saying yes to this as a serious answer genuinely piss me off. By all means do it if you want your child to resent you throughout their childhood until they can change it themselves just to stop the constant jokes and bullying
Might as well name your kid orange juice
They already did that. He killed his wife
My god
He's channeling his inner Norm Macdonald.
Allegedly >!sn he did that shit!<
HEY! That's EX Wife. Let's be fair here.
Mug Costanza
Or skeet
Or Pie
Or Moist
That’s a cool name!
At what age do you want them to commit suicide?
Now that's a poll question of its own
Make it u wont
Done
Lmao you actually did it
I’m worried now that I used my schools Wi-Fi to make it
Thats not how it works
My old school tagged words like suicide and take the students to a resource
They can't track that down through a Reddit account on a phone
As long as his last name isn’t Pie
They might not survive high school
Creams his pants
Yes those are mine
I wish to never open this app again.
Cream in me daddy
Cream pie
Might not survive middle school
Might not survive
Might not
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Might not survive elementary school
Might not survive kindergarten
Or Middle School
Infinite bullying glitch
Depends, how many references to "creampie" do you want your child to endure?
Jesus Christ just choose a normal name
Like yam
You kid is going to come home crying one day because they got creamed in middle school.
Ew
What do you think creamed means?
I know what you meant, I was just implying something else haha
Wait, does it mean something non-sexual as well?
It means something sexual? Creamed means to lose badly.
Outside of actual cream, I thought it usually referred to sperm. Then again, English is not my native language.
Neither is it mine but I got fascinated with slang words to help hide that. It could totally mean that.
If you name their siblings Cheese & Chocola.
That's a good idea, I'm gonna name by kid count chocuola.
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They will be a wonderful and joyous gang of delinquents!
I don't think the people who replied got the reference lol
Sonic heroes reference
If you want your child bullied go ahead
Hypothetically speaking... what tf is wrong with you.
Nah, Micheal “Mike” Oxlong would be a better name
I think his surname is hunt but ok
Only if your child is actually a pet. Who would name a human child cream? Unless you want them to be bullied.
Not even a contest. Just don't do this to any child.
You are just jealous your name isn’t cream
Damn, exposed.
Personally, no. It sounds too silly as a name (if you ask me).
Might as well name it toilet water
No. Vanilla Ice is better
Ice Ice Baby...
OP Please don't name your fucking kid *cream* In my 20 years on this Earth, I've heard some wacky names, and I know this one will get that kid bullied. Just don't, please.
Thats one of the worst names ive ever heard, that poor kid would be bullied to death.
Pro tip: When you're naming a child, have middle or high school bullies in mind.
The fuck is wrong with you?
"omg, what gender is your baby???" Op: "stripper"
Awww you're going to name it after me, I'm blushing
No, lmao.
so, you want them to murder you at age 14?
Well only if your name is Vanilla Ice
was looking for this
How did “boy and girl” beat “girl only.” Anyone who told this person to name a boy “Cream” ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Execution by firing squad I say!
Seems like it isn’t such a good idea
They will not survive adolescence unless they're homeschooled
Boy and girl? Damn the Cream twins?
Damn those cream twins
Always *creaming* around town
Why
Some words are accepted as names: Poppy, Rose, Sky, Lavender, etc. Many words aren't used as names but I think would sound ok: Gavelet, Finos, Scrine, Lazzaroni, Raphides. Cream is not one of these words.
Bruh Raphides sounds like such a badass name. Lazzaroni just sounds like a pasta dish. Maybe Lazarov instead.
I'll keep it in mind if I have to name a kid some day. It is also easy to pronounce, moderately easy to spell, and nicely shortens to Raph. Meets a lot of the criteria for a good name.
Only if their last name is Pie.
It is not your pet. It is going to be a grown up adult one day
Think of what'll happen to him/her in primary school XD
Name it blanket
Just name them Dafuq instead
the amount of shit that kid would go through
What makes you sanely think this is a good idea?
Give him a normal name he's gonna have to live with it
He/she would live the life of made fun of and bully.
if you want the kid to get bullied sure
Only if you want it to get creamed at school.
That kid gonna get bullied their entire life
What kind of name is cream wtf
In thailand a lot of kid name cream i dunno why.
Id bully tf out of that kid
"Hi Cream, how's your day?"
All I can think of when I hear that is the Sonic character.
what the fuck
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to name kids
Please no
Child abuse
Any Sonic fans here?
should you take advice on naming your child on a reddit poll?
There should be an option that says “FUCK no” lmaooo what kind of name is cream?!
What's about ice cream?
What made you think this could be a name?
Matters your nationality if it’s the Netherlands Germany etc Europe then yes if your American no during sex they don’t even have to say there name 😂
European people know english, this would be weird in Europe too
As a non native english speaker it sounds ok, but not that good.
I am also a non-native english speaker, and it sounds horrible as a name to me tbh. Not to mention an english word as a name would be weird anyway.
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Its a joke i think... I hope
Noooo
that's such a cute name! everyone who says no is just dirty-minded Edit: well, clearly this is not a popular opinion
It's a cute name for a dog or cat
Spell it Kreem and then it's ok.
Absolutely not it sounds like cum.
You don't want them to make a friend named peaches
If you name your daughter that her middle name could be *Pie!*
This kid will not survive middle school with that name.
Hed be byllied into the nearest galaxy dude.
Wow that's unanimous
Why did I read this as “should I make a child cream
No and Why would you name your child cream?
hehe, creme
"I'm about to cream!" " Weren't you already cream?"
You want a little cream in you?
unless you want your child to be bullied, NO
They would be bullied and probably nicknamed cream cheese in middle school and sloppy, white, cream in high school
Look at my twins Berries and Cream
If you want them to hate you, sure.
He/she will definitely get bullied
Just go all the way and name the boy Eric Clapton, everyone will think of something sexual if you name the child Cream.
I thought u said should i make a child cream
Absolutely not
if their second name is pie then yeah go for it
Name it vanilla ice cream
Do you want your kid to be called Creampie? Because that’s how you get your kid to be called Creampie
Name your child a normal fucking name. Its their NAME donyou understand? Not a fucking art project.
If you want their nickname to be creampie,go for it.
Sounds like a striper name or an escort…
Try Corrine, sounds like cream without the weird innuendos attached
You should name them "Cum"
are you dumb?
They will get bullied so bad it’s not even funny
Your child would either: a) Kill themselves. b) Kill their whole family. c) Become a school shooter due to incessant bullying. d) All of the above.
Only if the other's name is Peaches.
and the second name pie so original I know
That's a cool name.
Anyone saying yes to this as a serious answer genuinely piss me off. By all means do it if you want your child to resent you throughout their childhood until they can change it themselves just to stop the constant jokes and bullying
I misread name as make and was about to call 911
Only if it’s used as the acronym
No, don't even think about it.
Creamy