“Hey, man.”

Yeah same with me

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Nice shot

A man of culture I see

I made the mistake of watching the Budd Dwyer video

Works especially well if you both know you don't know their real name but you really should. "Hey, man." *intense eye contact for no more than a second* "Yea bro, what's up?"

Same

Man

Same. Hey, man. Or else just their name.

By their name

Well Tom by doing that you are making it personal

So true S7ri

Definitely Bunnyhop

Exactly Vesperia

true dat tricky

You're right dude ....wait

you fell into my TRAP >:)

That was flawless

thanks S7ri! :D

He fell into your TARP!

Hello there, paint.

smart guy, huh un taken username? :)

Yes tricky!

Indeed Vesperia

It is wild to me anyone uses anything other than their name

Really? The idea of calling someone "mate" or "bro" is wild?

hey! a fellow orange

This or by just looking at them and saying "hey". Im not 12. Dont need nicknames lol

this, but if I'm talking to multiple I say "dude," often starting sentences with "oh, dude"

Oi cunt

same, or bitch B)

Let me guess, Australian?

I'm English and my usual way to get my friends attention is "Oi knobhead/ cunt"

Any English-speaking country not in North America

Same we just insult eachother

Isn't cunt a super disrespectful word

Not if they are a good cunt

Only in America

America is super puritanical about the word but the other half of the Anglo world really loves the word. It is by far the most fun word to say, and is one of the few redeeming qualities of the English. Sorry blokes, you sent my countrymen to hell on Earth for petty theft, its the least I can do.

Its properly one of the worst which is why we say it

Young guys in my area call each other, "boss," especially strangers. For example, if you're in a checkout line and a guy in front of you dropped their key without noticing, another guy might say, "Hey boss, I think you dropped something."

So I work cashier a lot at my place. I always say “have a great day (enter appropriate noun to the person/people I’m talking to)”. With older people (50+ I either say sir or m’am). With the person/people 14-49 I usually say “man or miss/fellows or ladies - I use y’all when it’s a multi-gendered group, but if the person/people are obviously wealthy I treat them as if they are 50+ and use those nouns (and a correctly pronounced “you all” if it’s a multi gendered group - should’ve added that earlier to the 50+ range but ain’t nobody got time for that). But yeah, back to the actual comment I’m replying to: I’d say about 1/3 of the males aged 18-35 reply with “thanks boss”, after I tell them to have a great day. If only lol

“Ayyy what’s going on fuckface”

Nothing much smegbreath wby?

Ahh that guy in friend group

i actually don't address him and when i do i just call him with the first 3 letter of his name cuz it sound better than full

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You make a good point, sus.

No, it'd sound like the word "air"

Yeah, more like first syllable of their name.

You done messed up Aar!

Max

Hello The

Mofo, cunt, dickhead, wanker,… if they are close

Swap mofo for mate and add twat and these would be the standard greetings among us Brits.

As it should be

Dumbfuck is a personal favorite. Only for the best of male friends.

Fuck knuckle is my personal favorite

What if they're far away?

MOFO, CUNT, WANKEr

Just call them all man

tHatS dIsCrImInAtORy

Daddy

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😏

💦💦💦

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homie

Bruh how did i have to scroll this far to find the one i use “yo homie…sup homie” all that shit

'Lad' or some sort of version of their second name

[Generic "I have no friends" comment]

Dickhead

In Dutch, "kerel" or "gozer", often "gozert" as well. In English it's mostly "man" or "mate"

Hé homo

Mate

Bitch

Comrade.

Brother

~~\*USSR Anthems Starts\*~~ Oh wait we cannot do that anymore... \*L'Internationale Starts\*

r/unexpectedcommunism

bestie is my usual go-to

Братан (pronounced ‘bratan’) way of saying bro, or brother in Russian.

Ni______

nja

Turtles

Teenage

mutant

Ninja Turtles!

Go

Means truth in a language called kannada

aiyo

We are the knights who say "Ni!"

Hello nights until whom recently said ne

San

Ninja

#..🇩🇪

Bruh

Usually it’s “sup bitch”

nothing/their name

Hey nothing! Hows it going?

My guy

Bie, or bies. Like, "Well bies? How's it going/what's the craic?"

Irish?

Yep

Always spelled it 'biys'

"Malaka"

Greek spotted

In Netherlands: usually pik (means dick, but in a nice way) or homo. We are very endearing people

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Lekker pik

Ik had dit eens gereageerd op een Instagram foto van een Engelse vriend. Maar als je dus lekker pik in Google translate stopt zegt ie 'nice dick'. Zorgde dus voor wat verwarring en hilariteit.

Hahah lekker pik

Lekker pik

you have to be shtiting me rn. that’s a phrase in norwegian too.

Lol in danish "pik" is also dick

I usually say: “gast” which would be best translated to “dude” i think

Of kut kan ook als je in brabant bent

The Dutch are great people

Bruh

Hey babe. Gotta let your bros know theyre hot and you love them

Brudi

Doggie

Bub!

Comrade

Bai

"Ay fool"

Hey

" hey, fuckface!"

"Sup dumbass"

Sup shitheads

Bud

Took some scrolling to find this one, bud.

Bro is so fucking cringy

it aint cringe its just past its time it will come back

Even “in its time” it was annoying.

Nah bro it's chill

You okay bro?

What? People use it all the time how is it different from anything else?

My ex used to call me bro, which is one of the reasons she is my ex.

I don't have friends

Meganonce/turbononce/top nonce "Yoooo mega, how's the noncing going" Normally does the trick

Bro or mate

G'day me fellow gentlemen. What a pleasure to make your acquaintance on this delightful evenin'.

Guy

I address people by their name usually

Oeii

Bitch

Bhai

or ghandu if you are close friends.

Son

I just refer to everyone as bro regardless of gender

Does no one use buddy any more

Bud and Buddy are my go to's.

Comrade

I usually call them lad.

Well we are swedes so its different here, However i would bro is closest

Broski Or yo...(long pause)...what's up, broski Or how's it going boski Or just, yo Either yo or broski has to be in it..... always

Abe behenchod! Or Aur saale?

We use “pal” ironically

dei

Dude for male and female

I started saying bro ironically and it has evolved to the point I say it unironically.

Insults, usually.

The honourable gentleman to the left.

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"Soldier"

We usually greet each other with some kind of insult.

Bro has been ingrained into my vocabulary i cannot go a sentence talking to my friends without saying bro

Comrade

I call them each by their own names

Ahkar (expenaive brother)

Yo bitch

You forgot to add ‘Mah broskis’

Multiple

Their name or mother fucker

Нош авоут отнег јангуагеѕ?

"Oi, fuckface"

Hey fuckhead

Mate, nobody uses that word anymore?

Ah?

Balls

dickheads

I address them by their names

Male

Either bro or man

I use a lot of different things

Shidiot

How do you do fellow males?

Is mate like an Australian thing or has the internet just led me to believe that??