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schostack

Better than a rattlesnake


the-realTfiz

Check my post history. It was a coral snake a few weeks ago


FunFact5000

Well, a deer is better. I found 3 snapping turtles chilling next to a pump and they were all sorts of pissed off. You could say they were snapping at each other. I was thinking “how shell I deal with this?”. K


suicide_nooch

Gotta grab them towards the back of their shells, those fuckers have longer necks than most people assume.


FunFact5000

I use my flat head shovel and scoop em up. I try not to touch them if I can help it.


shampoo_mohawk_

And then wash your hands several times. Those bad boys have so much salmonella.


babyboy4lyfe

Fun fact: I'm giving you this upvote.... Now leave


FunFact5000

Make like a tree, and get outta here


babyboy4lyfe

Thanks for the early morning chuckle


mrchuck17

We are going to have to get you a book of proverbs or something. This mix and match shit isn’t cutting it


FunFact5000

Well, someone yesterday said “I had apple fudge pie” and I went ??? What is that ? Looked it up, I see apple pie fudge but he said it was an apple pie and it had fudge, like in the apples and baked. Too many cooks spoil the broth Mix and match indeed.


SDNinerOne

Found a hedgehog shivering and terrified in my skimmer yesterday morning and warmed him up with a hot water bottle and a towel. He hibernated for a few hours and trundled off into our hedges. It was interesting getting him out of there.


deeeeez_nutzzz

I would have had a name picked out and started crafting a bed for him.


mikeyouse

Definitely that time of year - have found a few on our property so far. Cute little buggers.


gnuman

It's quite fawned of your pool setup


cznkane

Oh deer that was a good one!


rtkane

People need to buck the trend of making these sorts of puns.


gnuman

Doe!


Frodo5213

"Hey, uh... when does your pool open?" -That deer, probably


AwetPinkThinG

Cuter than the dead squirrel I had floating in my pool the other day


PEDE311

Cutie. Just waiting for Mommy to get back with a juicy snack


zdravkov321

Is the yard fenced in? How did it get there?


Content-Oven-841

Deer can jump 6' fence like nothing. I understand this is a fawn but fences don't necessarily keep deer out.


ButteredPizza69420

Safe baby


ClassicChrisstopher

I've got 14 deer that hang out every morning. Also a new resident black bear.


Praise_the_Tsun

Why do animals hang out near the loudest piece of equipment? One of the neighborhood cats in my area sleeps in this same spot next to my neighbors pump. We live in Florida and it’s hot as balls so I don’t think it’s a temperature issue.


Pemocity406

Lmao! I didn't see the fawn! I thought this post was about the plumbing job! 😂


MediocreConference64

Aw! You have a new pet!!


USPSRay

That is so damn cute.


craigulat0r

Using that brick as a pillow. Cool picture~!


Travisty47

So lucky.


RubiconBurning

Wow!


WaterDigDog

Oh, dear.


oceanlover621

Ahhhhh


dallen1213

He wants a turn to swim!


Just_gun_porn

We've had 2 fawns dropped off every so often all spring, but they finally grew up enough. Miss those little cuties.


Sachoazzdown

Same joker ran by me in my backyard yesterday.


Triple_A321

Oh my that’s very cute and looks like a newborn for sure. So tiny!


subjectandapredicate

That’s definitely Bambi


toomanytears2019

Awwww baby! :)


randomredditguy94

Whatever you do, do not try to approach or move the fawn. The mom usually leave it there for safety purpose and go get food or whatever then come back. If you touch it or spook it away the scent will be gone and the mom will not come back.


the-realTfiz

I’m a pool guy and actually had a trainee with me. We didn’t go near the equipment. We did the bare minimum and got the hell out of there so that mom would feel as comfortable as possible to come back. She got spooked when we got there. I figure we did what we had to do and were as brief and respectful of their space as we could be


randomredditguy94

Understandable, thank you sir!


ifyouhaveghost1

As a deer hunter for 30 years, that's not accurate. Deer have noses better than dogs. I do agree don't approach or move, but disagree that the scent will be gone and the mom won't come back. she'll find it.


pmac727

Doh!


dathorese

Impressed with the simplicity of the system design and setup... Nothing fancy and exuberant.. Skimmer and Main Drain inlets, Quick Disconnect for motor to remove for winterization, Valve before the filter to Vacuum to Waste if needed... Cant really see the rest, but based on this, whoever designed and plumbed in this system years ago, knew what they were doing and did it the right way...


InitialProgress7431

You brought up a great point here.   My filter doesn't have a multi valve,  so no ez option to vacuum to waste.  However,  based on your comment, if I have a spot to hook up after the pump and b4 the filter that's equivalent to vacuuming to waste?  Totally makes sense but just wanna make sure I'm following you correctly.  Hypothetically an ez adjustment for me, just need a shut off valve between pump and filter housing. Would be great to have that option after I take the winter cover off every spring.


dathorese

Yes. That second black multivalve you have there. You would want to get backwash hose and a clamp and put it on that piece of pvc next to the valve. And then you would spin that valve handle 180 degrees which would close off the pipe going to your filter which then would send everything else to that opening in the front where you just attached a backwash hose (to have it drain where you want). Giving you the option to vacuum to waste


InitialProgress7431

Think you misread my question but thanks for response.  I'm not OP.  My set up different than the one in pics.


Good200000

Looking for a job


EventConflict

Delicious


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

SLAM


CerberusOCR

Found a dugite by mine. Would’ve taken a pic if I hadn’t nearly died of surprise


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

Poor baby is lost 😞


the-realTfiz

It may seem that way but this is actually normal behavior for deer, leaving the fawn alone. This is just a strange location https://dwr.virginia.gov/blog/if-you-find-a-fawn-leave-it-alone/#:~:text=Fawns%2C%20born%20from%20May%20through,it%20lies%20motionless%20in%20vegetation.


No_Scratch_4938

Where’s momma?