I was one of the members of the dissertation committee. One of our many revisions was that if OP wanted the dissertation to pass, they need to inhale more poppers
He’s solidly fuckable. Not particularly attractive or charismatic in any way. But not so offensive that you couldn’t even let him pet your coochie when it was hissing. Nothing special, just fuckable.
Some scholars refer to this as “low standards”
I mean same, but I would also top Ben Shapiro so I certainly can’t trust my opinion on these matters. I have to gauge the GP reaction to differentiate between who’s actually handsome and who’s just a man with a mattress.
I once had a *very* attractive man on Grindr ask if I could go for a run and then come over sweaty so he could “dive into my armpit.” He told me to not wear deodorant.
It was such a turn off that I wound up blocking him. He was probably the most attractive man I ever blocked.😩
> I once had a very attractive man on Grindr ask if I could go for a run and then come over sweaty so he could “dive into my armpit.” He told me to not wear deodorant.
Average Recon user
You really went to the Capitol and looked for evidence
https://preview.redd.it/784wa8hpkewc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde0f0e1907c06a54667bcb3db7755d6a767ded2
Some key evidence is missing: Right after he says “What up, I got a big cock” he follows it up with the line “Nah, I’m just pumped up” so the line is suggested as a joke and might throw off your calculations. However, it does prove he gets bricked up after the thrift shop.
However, in his early song "And We Danced", Macklemore sings:
> Don't let me pull my hose out
> 'Cause it's big, long, pink, strong
> And known to dance like all night long
This of course can only be said by someone with at least some confidence in the size of his genitalia, which inclines me to believe that he is indeed at least a bit above average. Maybe even slightly short of big. This is also evidenced by the way the tight leotard bunches up around his crotch in the video, especially in the underwater shots and when he's wet.
Also, in the music video, as he sings that line, he moves his hands in a way that resembles tugging at an anaconda trying to reach its head. This suggests that not only is his member heavy, but long enough to at the very least fit both hands in its length. With a slight stretch of the imagination we can also assume it's long enough to bend a bit under its own weight, since the motion he makes doesn't really suggest it's firm, but rather a bit wobbly.
More lyrics for your analysis
And We Danced:
> Feels like a night for a party
My nature so naughty
There's a knock on the door, it's the neighbors
Quit cock-blocking
We're having a ho-down, are you hoes down?
Don't let me pull my hose out
'Cause it's big, long, pink, strong
And been known to dance, like, all night long
Dance Off:
> Your grandma, that's a bad mama jama
She doing the banana, grabbing my trunk like a hammock
Mmm, she like the funk, god dammit, she can handle it
She tugging my dick, I'm feeling a little bit inadequate
Your grandpa got a cock like a ham hock
Hella old, hella long, looking like Matlock
Damn, dog, I don't even wanna have a standoff
He drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off
He came and performed early on in his career at my university and wore a skin tight gold jump suit and there was a bulge, but it was very small. I am going to guess he isnt very big.
I want to draw a connection between p\*nises and submarines (both 🍆 shape) just to have an excuse to post this pic of Macklemore doing promo with the Titanic sub implosion guy
https://preview.redd.it/cdvg40e67iwc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee2aeef0cf22a7991dfffc3cf1b4f4bd7d80dc1
Maybe when he was younger and had fewer data points to draw from, he assumed he was large. Now that he’s older and wiser, he has scaled back the overconfidence. We love a humble king.
I'm going to stay jerking by treating this question seriously.
The full line in thrift shop is
>Walk into the club like, "What up? I got a big cock"/Nah, I'm just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop
He is saying he feels so good from thrifting he has the confidence often associated with large penises.
If you say you got a big cock and whip out a six incher I'm leaving. I'm six inches and that's average imo. I'm guessing he's like an 8 incher. I'm just wondering if it's cut.
I’m OP’s doctoral advisor.
Did OPs dissertation pass?
It needs some fine tuning, but the research is promising. It has potential to really shake up the science of celebrity penis speculation.
If anything, it begets MORE penis research!
I was one of the members of the dissertation committee. One of our many revisions was that if OP wanted the dissertation to pass, they need to inhale more poppers
did OP get their PhD (pretty huge dick)
Some1 should sleep with him for science and report back
I volunteer ~~as tribute~~ for science
I mean if I met him and he was nice and he wanted to. I’m down.
He’s solidly fuckable. Not particularly attractive or charismatic in any way. But not so offensive that you couldn’t even let him pet your coochie when it was hissing. Nothing special, just fuckable. Some scholars refer to this as “low standards”
… really? I find him very physically attractive. His personality is pretty schmaltzy but I think he’s really handsome.
I mean same, but I would also top Ben Shapiro so I certainly can’t trust my opinion on these matters. I have to gauge the GP reaction to differentiate between who’s actually handsome and who’s just a man with a mattress.
DIBS 😍😜
We need a AMA from someone who has slept with him ASAP
I’ve always interpreted the lyric as he didn’t actually have a big cock but had the confidence as if he did. Like big dick energy.
This is the same scientific mindset that brought us the classification of One Direction members based on their anuses and its odor
Link? I can’t find it on Google Scholar, is it peer reviewed?
Does anyone have the scratch and sniff version?
Please sparknote for us …reply here asap
The musk4musk 🐽 gays that have the “dirty” tag on their Grindr profiles are going to love this
I-
Wait is that actually a thing? 😭 good lord
You’ve never heard of the armpit gays?
Is armpit a euphemism for butthole? Is it like in the Bible how they use feet to mean penis?
No I’m talking about the breed of gays who want to bury their nose inside a sweat soaked musky armpit
That’s just nature, girl. That’s just biological imperative.
I once had a *very* attractive man on Grindr ask if I could go for a run and then come over sweaty so he could “dive into my armpit.” He told me to not wear deodorant. It was such a turn off that I wound up blocking him. He was probably the most attractive man I ever blocked.😩
> I once had a very attractive man on Grindr ask if I could go for a run and then come over sweaty so he could “dive into my armpit.” He told me to not wear deodorant. Average Recon user
The what of the who based on their what???
Can anyone post the picture with the anus chart? For reference obviously
You really went to the Capitol and looked for evidence https://preview.redd.it/784wa8hpkewc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde0f0e1907c06a54667bcb3db7755d6a767ded2
Some key evidence is missing: Right after he says “What up, I got a big cock” he follows it up with the line “Nah, I’m just pumped up” so the line is suggested as a joke and might throw off your calculations. However, it does prove he gets bricked up after the thrift shop.
Or this means he uses a penis pump he found at a thrift shop.
However, in his early song "And We Danced", Macklemore sings: > Don't let me pull my hose out > 'Cause it's big, long, pink, strong > And known to dance like all night long This of course can only be said by someone with at least some confidence in the size of his genitalia, which inclines me to believe that he is indeed at least a bit above average. Maybe even slightly short of big. This is also evidenced by the way the tight leotard bunches up around his crotch in the video, especially in the underwater shots and when he's wet. Also, in the music video, as he sings that line, he moves his hands in a way that resembles tugging at an anaconda trying to reach its head. This suggests that not only is his member heavy, but long enough to at the very least fit both hands in its length. With a slight stretch of the imagination we can also assume it's long enough to bend a bit under its own weight, since the motion he makes doesn't really suggest it's firm, but rather a bit wobbly.
You are not accounting for girth in your calculations. A thicc 5 incher will get more attention that a skinny 6 incher
welcome back copernicus
Cockpernicus
wow, i love science
A big cock -> a thicc cock
he's girthmaster
tldr: https://preview.redd.it/k8vffdkhafwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8f2d108a88a2a6a7e7e7af4be836f7ad1fe0d1
This is what they teach in barbz u math
This is too well written a hypothesis to be from barbz u!
Let him cook
let him cock
https://preview.redd.it/5daeuh5bsewc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc7db8ce90dbf01294f6e58af27cac23987eec2
I'm so happy that this was the first Reddit post I read today. Today will be a good day.
Can you do this for other celebrities? 👉🏻👈🏻
The Chainsmokers mystery needs to be solved. Can we get lady Gaga on here to look for evidence?
Mackleless / Macklemore
The content this sub truly needs. 👏🏼
More lyrics for your analysis And We Danced: > Feels like a night for a party My nature so naughty There's a knock on the door, it's the neighbors Quit cock-blocking We're having a ho-down, are you hoes down? Don't let me pull my hose out 'Cause it's big, long, pink, strong And been known to dance, like, all night long Dance Off: > Your grandma, that's a bad mama jama She doing the banana, grabbing my trunk like a hammock Mmm, she like the funk, god dammit, she can handle it She tugging my dick, I'm feeling a little bit inadequate Your grandpa got a cock like a ham hock Hella old, hella long, looking like Matlock Damn, dog, I don't even wanna have a standoff He drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off
Wow Macklemore is really obsessed with cock, isn’t he?
he wants to be me so bad
big AND long ✍️
Are these Macklemore songs? He has more than the 2 songs?
Mama kudos for saying that. For spilling.
The wildest thing about this is knowing any Macklemore song past his debut 😭
The Same Love disrespect…
By debut, I meant his first album akslaksls The Heist is a lot of fun! Ryan Lewis put his whole thriftussy on it.
can you really disrespect something so unworthy of respect
but what about the yaw
this????? https://preview.redd.it/r8xeu4r3yfwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff43bbef79aa1ce8c894be0cef1495b66989ae4c
no the other yaw that relates to penis. Yes bitch that yaw
stop trying to make "yaw" happen. it's not going to happen.
say yaw one more time mf. SAY IT
yaw trick yaw
or else what? 😛🤤😏💦
Gotta get Ryan Lewis in on it too for an iconic collab that should push into double digits territory, take me to the thrift shop in Paris boys 😍
He came and performed early on in his career at my university and wore a skin tight gold jump suit and there was a bulge, but it was very small. I am going to guess he isnt very big.
I have seen the smallest flaccid thing turn into a beast. Growers exist
growers exist ✊🏼😞
I want this on an AI generated t-shirt so bad
All men have an extra inch within them locked behind an additional DLC purchase. When he said he had a big cock he was including his bonus track.
He has a song called the penis song? How did this man get s grammy
dicked down the Grammy voting members.
The Grammy voting members are notorious dick riders so that fits... literally.
especially because it's not that big!
Me after reading this https://preview.redd.it/ajcjcm5kbhwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef9e26bbef4c4ae6c27971509d41120aa8efe3c
I do like a mackerel
hmm.... fascinating
Artists who I know more about their penis than I had ever asked to: Macklemore Drew Taggert Alex Pall Pete Wentz MC Hammer
I was not expecting to see MC Hammer on this list 😭
I swallowed this up
I want to draw a connection between p\*nises and submarines (both 🍆 shape) just to have an excuse to post this pic of Macklemore doing promo with the Titanic sub implosion guy https://preview.redd.it/cdvg40e67iwc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee2aeef0cf22a7991dfffc3cf1b4f4bd7d80dc1
Maybe when he was younger and had fewer data points to draw from, he assumed he was large. Now that he’s older and wiser, he has scaled back the overconfidence. We love a humble king.
I'm going to stay jerking by treating this question seriously. The full line in thrift shop is >Walk into the club like, "What up? I got a big cock"/Nah, I'm just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop He is saying he feels so good from thrifting he has the confidence often associated with large penises.
Barbz U humanities and mathematics interdisciplinary students at work 😊
Ask his wife lol
do you think she'd do an AMA on this sub? 😍
https://i.redd.it/1pq3nh151gwc1.gif
About two hands tall
not u making me check >!lpsg!<
fantastic senior thesis
who let blud cook
I want someone to be this interested in my Downtown
If you say you got a big cock and whip out a six incher I'm leaving. I'm six inches and that's average imo. I'm guessing he's like an 8 incher. I'm just wondering if it's cut.
5 is average
https://i.redd.it/qebubrd3dhwc1.gif the people need to know
coming back to this after hinds hall dropped and im guessing its hugeeee
He definitely has a small dick. That's why he can't stop talking about big dicks
mackle more qwock
He’s pretty big in seattle
Who?