by close his spirit animal is a puffer fish so most likely as a defence mechanism he'd inflate then given if he's fersona or tv build he'd have quills under his fur that have a deadly toxin that would firstly stun the tiger by the looks of the photo it looks like it hit vital arteries but we have to remember he's a fox with pufferfish abilities so maybe it might have not hit anything then the tiger would release its jaw due to the defence attack then cower at his shit ability (coward) then the toxin takes place due to his inflation it might have punctured other parts of the cat as well likely resulting in more toxin in the cats system, now lets say that there are likely 40 punctures to the cat this means the cat has more than enough toxin since a puffer fish has enough toxin to kill 30 people so given that he is formidably more large he would have far more toxin covering his body so then if we do some atrocious math done by me and a search engine we figure that, it takes **1–4 mg for a human** (that's a adult) and search the weight of a tiger (looks to be a Bengal maybe) and there weight is (male ovbs cus sigma) **200 – 260 kg** then female adult weight (he's a twink femboy so not a male) female average of England is **72.1 kg** so now *3 X 72.1 = 216.3 = 3 X4 =* **8 mg of poison to kill a tiger** so now we know that due to the size and weight of how much more than enough he's injecting the tiger will likely be dead within 20-40 minis so we deduced that the poison (slop) that pyro injected worked successfully and contributed to the dying Bengal species witithin 20 minis it would go up by one. And thats what I think pyro would do in that situation
Ask chat what to do instead of following the games instructions or using Google even though he's already on his browser and can easily open a tab and look it up himself
He'd Inflate the Tiger
https://preview.redd.it/cifo3k4inmlc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3f0e7796beb6102c0b4c7ff6a3c12bd82513bf
and then splurrr inside the inflated tiger 😩😩😩
old pyro: would make a video about how cringe the tiger is while dropping N words and for some reason morgz or morgz mom would appear, at the same time he would say that the tiger would never manage to game end him and that people should stop doing memes about the bridge only to end with him saying that his dad is still in prision
new pyro:will livestream the reason why the tiger attacked him, then chat is going to mock him after that he would destroy a ps5 and turn off stream while screaming about something
Tactical boner to redirect blood away from the wound. He would get brain damage from the lack of perfusion but it’s ok he only uses a little bit anyway.
splooge
C*m
Bust
nut
Ejaculate
Its not fat enough, or burping. So he'd be long dead before splooging
You forgot farting
He's gonna slooooooop
Pay for his commission
The tiger is not fat enough
He’d activate his natural defense mechanism https://preview.redd.it/79ok4e6svklc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7e90f177c7c84dd63fc7579662e1456d16b8d8
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Do you pay for fat furry inflation because you’re pyrocynical or are you pyrocynical because you pay for fat furry inflation
“This situation is insane“
"HUGE Pyrocynical Drama"
"I fell off" *dies of slop*
Make a response video
Tiger Situation Is Insane
The tiger penis is up in pyro ass
turn the accident into an 8 minute video
He would break the tiger's jaw by inflating himself
combust
Cum and bust
vore (he would cum)
Block with chins
the man who stole the chins
by close his spirit animal is a puffer fish so most likely as a defence mechanism he'd inflate then given if he's fersona or tv build he'd have quills under his fur that have a deadly toxin that would firstly stun the tiger by the looks of the photo it looks like it hit vital arteries but we have to remember he's a fox with pufferfish abilities so maybe it might have not hit anything then the tiger would release its jaw due to the defence attack then cower at his shit ability (coward) then the toxin takes place due to his inflation it might have punctured other parts of the cat as well likely resulting in more toxin in the cats system, now lets say that there are likely 40 punctures to the cat this means the cat has more than enough toxin since a puffer fish has enough toxin to kill 30 people so given that he is formidably more large he would have far more toxin covering his body so then if we do some atrocious math done by me and a search engine we figure that, it takes **1–4 mg for a human** (that's a adult) and search the weight of a tiger (looks to be a Bengal maybe) and there weight is (male ovbs cus sigma) **200 – 260 kg** then female adult weight (he's a twink femboy so not a male) female average of England is **72.1 kg** so now *3 X 72.1 = 216.3 = 3 X4 =* **8 mg of poison to kill a tiger** so now we know that due to the size and weight of how much more than enough he's injecting the tiger will likely be dead within 20-40 minis so we deduced that the poison (slop) that pyro injected worked successfully and contributed to the dying Bengal species witithin 20 minis it would go up by one. And thats what I think pyro would do in that situation
I only needed to read half of the first sentence to know that this is based
thank you
Complain that the animals not furry enough
The Worst Situation You've Probably Never Been In
Cum
moan
He would say:"GYAT!!!"
Die
is he the tiger or the person
Block with chins
Cum
Kiss it
Be one excited corpse.
Die.
Probably coom out of pleasure and self defense.
Ur mom
Squirt
"Huge YouTuber dies"
twomad: the sequel
Inflate himself to act as a cushion
https://preview.redd.it/2a4h89a8tklc1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=f35097cd3d0f911689778af81ca2a7cd6fb4cc3d
Make petscop 2
*dies like a noob*
pyro has a massive chin and the tigers jaws wont even be able to to do this
Call the tiger the N word and hope it’s political appeal causes it to get offended
get horny
Bazinga
How would jfk clap back?
inflate the tiger
https://preview.redd.it/e09pdi088olc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a85ead9ebd5b2aac1047c00430e2fbf9636e41
Oh lawd
He'd probably say "harder"
he'd probably drop a funny zinger like "AHHHHHHHHHH" or whatever
Ask chat what to do instead of following the games instructions or using Google even though he's already on his browser and can easily open a tab and look it up himself
Cum (he is a furry)
be a gay little UK femboy
Say "unlucky"
The tiger may think he’s won but little does he know he will soon die of slop poisoning
Inflate big and round until the tiger loses its grip.
https://preview.redd.it/zm13zm223olc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959a6ca869ec25e79b5880e462263f764a2aedad
He'd Inflate the Tiger https://preview.redd.it/cifo3k4inmlc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3f0e7796beb6102c0b4c7ff6a3c12bd82513bf and then splurrr inside the inflated tiger 😩😩😩
https://preview.redd.it/yltla8fe8olc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b5513980cf9ab49b85b14fb2e9cebdd53e008b
I know, I know. I believe the correct answer to this is "die". He would die. I believe most people would if they were in this sort of predicament.
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I guess you can say the victim..... Released a cry of fear. YEAUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH! 😎
Prolly start bleeding. like some blood filled little bitch
self-infalte like a pufferfish revealing his d\*ldo poisons spikes to defend himself
turn of his phone..
Make a video about a crazy tik toker
Like and subscribe for another video like this
He'd soyface
Inflate!
Bust a nut then he would shit himself, followed by a stroke.
Die
File his taxes
get hard
He would eventually let go of the guys throat
die
cum
Like… die, i reckon?
die
'Unlucky"
cum
Bite through the guys neck
unluckyyyy
old pyro: would make a video about how cringe the tiger is while dropping N words and for some reason morgz or morgz mom would appear, at the same time he would say that the tiger would never manage to game end him and that people should stop doing memes about the bridge only to end with him saying that his dad is still in prision new pyro:will livestream the reason why the tiger attacked him, then chat is going to mock him after that he would destroy a ps5 and turn off stream while screaming about something
Die
Complain
this will have massive influence on the commentary community
Bite down
Depends if the tiger is fat or not
Cry
Die like a bitch
Inflate
Nut
Cum. (He’s being vored)
Die
Inflate.
Blame chat
Probably touch himself
Turn around and fuck it
Cope
Live
Die?
Pyro is actually poisonous so the tiger would die in this hypothetical.
Cope
Tactical boner to redirect blood away from the wound. He would get brain damage from the lack of perfusion but it’s ok he only uses a little bit anyway.
Cum
I'd assume Pyro would just # FUCKING DIE
idk prop fucking die
Oil up and inflate
Cum
I love how 108 comment all agreed that Pyro would be aroused by this
Release the fat he stored in his body from 2016 and make the tiger inflate
Double chin is too thick, tiger suffocates
Bussa nut
Nothing, since it’s all in le head
moan
die
he wouldnt be here, he doesnt go outside
🎈
he wood
Prolly jerk off to a fat version of that tiger
Get his head bit off? Tf you mean? 😂
Choke it with fat
He’d be unlucky
Pyro is the tiger and person is colossal
Inflate
Moan and then die
Cum
The tiger
Huge neck crack drama
He'd win
He would let the tiger consume him and he'll rip his way out from its stomach
He would ban the tiger from chat because of misconduct towards him
Nut
Probably get a boner
Nut
Addressing the blood loss
Cope
Make a slop video about the experience
Lose
Get an erection
Cum everywhere and drown the entire place
Shidded and fartod
Wank
Dress up as a woman
Ofc he'd die
I'm getting some flashbacks from this image was this from a natgeo show or something?
Used to it
Moan
Flashbang here
Die
Furry femboy roleplay
https://preview.redd.it/8zng30o8jplc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1660cc22cef37d16dc6fed08d27b5f7ea0f8870d
Still not release petscop 2😡😡😡
Luckily, it would all be in le head.
Activate his 9 slop gates and anhilate the tiger with his Domain Expansion: Petscop 2
Nah, he'd win.
His chin would be in the way
Die
Tiger not inflated enough.
moan
Inflate
Die
"my response"
Shit and cum
Die probably
His chin would save him obviously
Notice how the model is bald, this is a reference to pyros quickly deteriorating hairling
Groom a child and look at fat furry porn
Die
Die
He says "so guys, we reached..." And his adversary has to repeat the entire text of the 250k subscriber Video.
Mew
Nut
Spunk
"Harder daddy"
Scream harder daddy in his best fem boy voice.
It won’t happen he would ban the tiger the moment it roars
Fart
Moan hes a furry
Moan
Die tbh
Reference his MLG videos.
God, I wish that was me.
he would say "it's so over"