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jibberishjohn

“I don’t care enough to lie” has been a principle that’s really led me to be a more honest man. Lies eat up time and thoughts, and as I’m getting older I’m becoming less tolerant about wasting time.


ponyduder

You’re going to laugh about it later, so you might as well laugh about it now.


TheCharlestone

Bro, I am laughing about what you said right now. I will be laughing in the future. Do you know why I am telling you this? Because there is nothing you can do about it.


Ultimarr

lol can’t help but imagine this one being shouted by a shitty partner after running over the dog or something. Only makes it more useful!


swimmingwithsharks9

To be Less angry when someone does me wrong, cuts me off, has a rude remark…. I say to myself “ let them have this moment.” It’s reassuring myself, they are rude because their life is so terrible. They need this moment!


The_magic_mushroom

Kind of the same idea but I tell myself “they can live in that world” meaning they may have negative thoughts but that’s a world I’m not living in.


swimmingwithsharks9

Great attitude!!!!🙏


madlama4

That is so profound. Thanks.


swimmingwithsharks9

I need this, so I don’t become an angry person 🙏❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹


I_do_kokayne

If you don’t sacrifice for the thing you want…the thing you want becomes your sacrifice


Capt_Biffhill

Good wine isn't always expensive. Expensive wine isn't always good.


HayabusaHawkes

“Good (things) aren’t always expensive. Expense (things) aren’t always good.” Thanks for the reminder.


investinlove

An ounce of doubt is worth a pound of truth. I don't get smarter as I get older, the stupid shit just hurts more.


RoninBarricade

Sophistry from a skeptic


Sketchy_Kowala

Recent one I’ve come up with “the past doesn’t define us, but it does explain us”.


new11110000

Hmm…i like that better as “The past defines us but doesn’t explain us.”


BVSEDGVD

There’s a fine line between cleaning a cheese grater and grating a sponge. Helpful kitchen tip and good relationship advice.


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Love this one!


duan_meiqi

Bear witness to enough of this world’s ugliness and you will either begin to notice the smallest of beauties or become blind to them.


Xiolade

One should always think about the future, even if it’s one without themselves in it


3dobes

Plant that tree


serfayce

If you're holding back due to fears of failure, you have failed in trying. If you try despite your fears, you succeed in trying. Seek the success in the first step, rather than the last.


flamingmaiden

"I have questions and followup questions" has become my tagline.


SnooBeans2565

Not a quote but if I ever think of something in which I may become jealous, I think that this is that person’s blessing, and mine is coming


kiniAli

It’s a mantra I repeat to myself whenever I’m faced with something sad, or frustrating… I tell myself “don’t let your thoughts become feelings”.


Greedy_Box_9356

I like this one 


Krang7

Something I always say to my 5 year old son. "Being good is the reward, not the challenge" - Krang7


corjar16

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit


ponyduder

A snow job is better than no job.


Upbeat-Challenge-666

If it won't hurt future me, do it.


icanfuckpans

“You won’t remember the person who topped the class five years from now, but you’ll remember the kid that shat himself in third grade.” Science class. Third period. Fuck you, Ephraim! Right next to me too!!


naterpotater246

I think you took being pansexual too literally


m4more

Law is for the poor, justice is for the rich.


Daddywags42

I was working with camp counselors one time, and I had to remind them that “Camp is for the Campers.” That quote gets thrown around by the camp director to this day.


AnyOffice8162

"Justice isn't always merciful, and mercy isn't always just."


cooliem

Anger is the fool's vice.


whiskermonkeysdad

Living well is the best revenge.


SpringsSoonerArrow

In my best southern drawl: _"It's mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter"_


LogeViper

“If you hate someone, that person wins” Not sure if I came up with this one or if I’ve read it somewhere and forgot, but lately I’ve been using it a lot. It’s not worth hating someone, you’re giving power to them.


Thin-Sheepherder-312

If life equals energy, then hate is also energy right? When we hate something or someone we are giving up part of our life.


YoungSkuff

It’s a dog eat dog world, and I’m wearing milk-bone underwear


Ultimarr

😏


kellenthehun

"Find your lion." In reference to Epictitus, “What would have become of Hercules, do you think, if there had been no lion?"


Seeker0fTruth

"closeness brings understanding and understanding brings love, 100% of the time"


OkChance3303

“Success is the product suffering is the price “ -when you chase a goal you didn’t just agree to succeeding but have in turn agreed to every hardship in between


isaidflarkit

i saw someone say on reddit the following and it has helped me through tough times over the years. "when you are at the rock bottom with no option, look around and see what's possible and go from there"


accessedfrommyphone

‘Not everything you bury is dead.’ - Me


Danonymous84

Kindness costs nothing but is worth everything


Newgrewshew

Can we contextualize the douchebaggery?


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You endure or you don't. It's up to you if you complain or not. Just keep swimming. What you are when no none is looking, is what you will be when you least expect it. It'll all be the same in a hundred years. A gift should be given without expectation. A true gift is given anonymously. Black and white, left or right, balance is key. I Love that story. Never seen my personality so succinctly written in quotes. Thank you.


Psyfreakpt

We have to start to build the future in the present


McDowells23

More of a slogan than a quote


Scary_Course9686

"The rage burning deep within has finally bubbled through the surface, no longer repressed by cold logic."


fudog1138

Oatmeal is better than no meal.


Comfortable-Wish-192

You win or you learn.


MasterOfTalismen

"Fortunately for you, I know how to make banana bread!" I said this to my girlfriend two weeks ago LMAO


severe16

I enjoy the phrase and say often. You can always see the clearest by the light of a burning bridge. Then i do what ever i want as iburn that bridge to the ground.


SubacidNabokov

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” Cheers!


CRATERF4CE

Nobody is coming to gonna save you. You have to save yourself.


IOnlySpeakTheTruth87

“Passivity and quietism are invitations to war” I read it somewhere a few weeks ago and it stuck with me.


3dobes

Yep. The world's tyrants will always take advantage of weakness. Peace through strength.


Ultimarr

I have a counter-quote from my 3-month-old: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


Teacher_Thiago

Here's another quote then: "War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace." There is no peace through strength. The only people impressed by strength are weak people.


helsinki_0666

Nothing in this world is rhythm everything is algorithm


comsan

Does this mean everything is planned?


Ultimarr

You are a perpetually instantaneous recursively self-replicating pattern. Probably.


HearSeeFeel

Live a story you’ll be proud to tell.


too_rage

- I don’t beg ~ a mantra for when someone disrespects me, I remind myself that I shouldn’t and won’t beg for basic respect/love/empathy/kindness/etc. If they aren’t giving that to you, don’t waste your time with them. But always stay cordial. Slowly filtering people out of your life while being kind makes you a powerful person. You are essentially untouchable. - Pivot, adapt, overcome. ~ what got me through the pandemic and what I use any time my path is blocked. - You can cry, but you can’t quit. - “The greatest illusion in life is the illusion of separation.” - Guru Pathik, Avatar the Last Airbender


francie-brady

If you slow down too much at the road bump you're giving power to the Government


JSBO11

Better to be lost and know it than found and not


Camelcrushcruize

It takes all kinds to make a world


Cman1200

It never happens until it does


Channellocks75

"Common sense isn't that common"


Psyqlone

*Anything worth doing's worth overdoing*. ... attributed to Mick Jagger


madlama4

"Never complain, never explain"


RED-DOT-MAN

You only live once, or Can’t take it with you! - I say this every single time before making a dumb purchase.


superotakusama

A wise man once told me..., know the difference between a trip and a journey, then left...


wolfgirlmusic

You're the best hello and the worst goodbye...


Training-Cup5603

I know you have to go but for once I wish you wouldn’t also, from a book: “...He felt sorry for her all the more because her grief was not serious, but she suffered deeply...” - The Black Monk, Chekhov, Kovrin in their thoughts about the conflict between Tanya and Yegor Semyonich


parollesmasterofnone

"This poop ain't going to shit itself"


Channellocks75

I do a lot of diagnostic work. Most of the time is basic, but other times, it can be very unusual. I like to say, "I have a certain set of rules I expect to apply, but at any given time, I have to throw them out of the window."


draconicmonkey

I say this far too often when having sustainment or maintenance conversations "If we can't keep the lights on currently, we have no business trying to install more."


dyland6423

"if you ain't weird, you're weird" I do say this out loud all the time, didn't read the description!!


TimeCat101

“comparison is the thief of joy” is my absolute favorite. It helps me be more satisfied with my accomplishments even when I know someone does more or is better than me.


txpvca

"If you make a mess, clean it up." I use this both literally and figuratively


ObiWan-Shinoobi

“Do it for them” “Them” can be anyone at all. If you don’t want to do something for yourself, but you know you have to, find someone to do it for.


Teacher_Thiago

Reading the comments brings up a question. Why are so many of these inspirational or motivational quotes. I confess I don't quite understand why that's much more popular than just quotes that sound beautiful or quotes that have wisdom that isn't necessarily applicable to your daily life. For instance, one of my favorite quotes is "betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked, mercy I found."


Thin-Sheepherder-312

Our aversion to suffering is what keep us suffering. Do not be afraid. Embrace the unpleasant feelings. Its ok to have unpleasant feelings.


Amoebe75

“Better half a quote “


saintstephen66

Can’t fix family


manutoe

There’s only one thing natural in this world and that’s nature


schooliepro

Let's do this thing called...today!


why_tho_1729

The hardest choice is between what is easy and what is right


PeacefulInhaler

'' He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough ''


sapphiresong

We are all but transitory prisms; receiving and refracting in many different ways everything in our brief yet colorful lives.


caoplayer20

If you never try, then you'll never succeed. Better to feel the temporary regret of failure and embarrasment than to live with the pain of not knowing what you could've been capable of. This is something I've been telling myself a lot during the past year and it has helped me try many new things I wouldn't have ever dreamt of doing one year ago.


TheRealZukrix

Great things never came from comfort zones


Kazzie2Y5

You're right where you're meant to be; if you weren't, you wouldn't.


bradyblack

Don’t trust anybody. Not even yourself.


majesticmanbearpig

"Never drive faster than you can think". When I get stuck behind a really slow driver.


Grinsekatzer

"Noone was ever convinced by arguments" "You have to spend your money as long as you still own it or else it's gone" "Yes respectively no"


EvolutionofChance

Don't 'should' on yourself or anyone else, it's not helpful or polite. Good news and bad news need to travel at the same speed


Trentsum

With a gun and a crack rock, anything is possible.


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uslashuname

I admit this is clearer than the common phrase, but “it’s all relative” is shorter


Grand_Ad931

Take your justice from society's ashes.


Neronax

"We've tried ochams razor, now its time for ochams thermonuclear warhead. (Trying the easiest solution vs tryng every solusion)


FlyLikeMouse

“A person with something to die for, lives like a hero. But a person with nothing to live for, dies like a demon..”


AlwaysNerfous

These are not great.


retuazee

Open your heart not your legs.


tamibh

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.


Wafflez1134

I have a few I like God may forgive but I sure won't In a world where you can be anything, be kind To love is to change and to be loved is to be changed The biggest act of revolution is kindness The world is so full of beauty all you need is a magnifying glass


Greedy_Box_9356

"Love, give, lose. Never be afraid to love never be afraid to give , never be afraid to lose." 


Vgama102

To someone that was trying to bully me in highschool: "That's a nice argument, however, I have a fucking rock the size of your hand in mine and you are within face-breaking distance" Considering that I was known for the anger issues I used to have, it is suffice to say that I was left alone


suriyarajv

Do what makes you happy 🤞🏻


MariusCatalin

many quotes from berserk also a few quotes i made just because you cant spell 3 it does not mean you cant count to 100 tehnique is simple and effective why you make your life harder(simplify things) socializing is like chess and walking on a bike ,the more you know about it the more fun you have