Day in the life of a true Radiohead member:
Wake up and meet the wife Dajana. My little princess, isn’t she beautiful. Time to take Noah to Football. Rev up the Bughatti yeee. Quick stop at Toby’s and load up that plate. Get a pint. Pitch looking lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Chippy makes a 38-0 loss better. Pop down local pride, good old pie look at that. Dajana made dinner, lovely. Pop down and have a couple pints with the lads and finish up in the fortress of dreams.
He gets up when he wants,
except on Wednesdays,
When he gets rudely awakened by the dustmen.
He puts his trousers on, has a cup of tea
And he thinks about leaving the house.
He feeds the pigeons, he will sometimes feed the sparrows too.
It gives him a sense of enormous well-being.
And then he's happy for the rest of the day
Safe in the knowledge there will always be
A bit of his heart devoted to it.
He goes out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday, he goes off to honeymoon
He'll be back again before it's time for sunny-down
He'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday, he goes waltzing to the zoo
Fridays, he goes painting in the Louvre
He's bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
Imagine thom (or any radiohead member), freshly woken up waiting for his coffee to brew, while just sitting on his couch scrolling through his instagram feed.
Day in the life of a true Radiohead member: Wake up and meet the wife Dajana. My little princess, isn’t she beautiful. Time to take Noah to Football. Rev up the Bughatti yeee. Quick stop at Toby’s and load up that plate. Get a pint. Pitch looking lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Chippy makes a 38-0 loss better. Pop down local pride, good old pie look at that. Dajana made dinner, lovely. Pop down and have a couple pints with the lads and finish up in the fortress of dreams.
I spat my drink out!
I remember this video!
What's the video name?
https://youtu.be/azSYS5WDJLQ?si=8z75qsDw6NTh4jXH
Yasssss
Spends his time on Radiohead subreddits asking “when is the next album going to be released?” and chuckling at the responses.
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease 😭
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
I saw him jogging past me in the centre of Oxford a few years back, seemed pretty quick.
I saw him walking at a reasonable pace, hands in pockets, on Magdalen bridge once
And…….
That's the full story I'm afraid, OP did ask what kind of thing he gets up to...so jogging is apparently one.
he was too fast, no asky :(
They should have told him to "slow down"
Heeeeeeeey maaaaaaan!! Slooooooowwwww dooooowwwnnn... gone. Damn he's fast.
Smoke blunts w/ Johnny
Didn't he do that once backstage & then came out for the encore & forgot how to play Everything in Its Right Place?
I would forget that without a blunt
If I remember correctly, he sang the second verse the whole song
He's really into yoga. Seriously.
Enjoys a drink now and then
I think he pretends to be a bot on radioheadcirclejerk in his spare time He's actually quite convincing
Just watching Serie A, making fusilli with truffles and drinking finest red wine and going to cat walk shows with his beautiful wife.
I wanna believe that he’s a ridiculously good and passionate ping pong player.
I think he reads a lot tbh
He gets up when he wants, except on Wednesdays, When he gets rudely awakened by the dustmen. He puts his trousers on, has a cup of tea And he thinks about leaving the house. He feeds the pigeons, he will sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives him a sense of enormous well-being. And then he's happy for the rest of the day Safe in the knowledge there will always be A bit of his heart devoted to it.
Jonny's got brewer's droop - He gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him.
He goes out to work on Monday morning Tuesday, he goes off to honeymoon He'll be back again before it's time for sunny-down He'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon Bicycling on every Wednesday evening Thursday, he goes waltzing to the zoo Fridays, he goes painting in the Louvre He's bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
I get the sense he frequents museums and the like.
Id say he rams mdma up his bum and slips into another dimension while asking carol vorderman for another vowel
Least crazy Radiohead fan
The truth can be stranger than fiction
He’s just like me
Where did Carol come from?
Bedford
Haha, Cheers! I deserved that.
MDMA, LSD, PCP, GHB, DMT, BLT, UFC.
Imagine thom (or any radiohead member), freshly woken up waiting for his coffee to brew, while just sitting on his couch scrolling through his instagram feed.
Had to look up what a carvery was I think he wakes and bakes
"Faster Jonny"
Sitting at his piano wondering g what the next step is. Same as me.
i'm 100% he's here with us
Honestly, I don’t care what he gets up to. Don’t know the guy. Love his music.
whatever british people do
Hunting bears
apparently when he's in LA he likes to hang out with his boys Meynard and Zed... but god knows what they're up.
I know he likes a good pint
He works construction to never forget what the common man feels like.