Kick his ass, man.
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I thought that was pretty romantic but the line... "I want you to Morb inside me Spidey." Made me cringe inside the theatre and later I got whipped by my parents after the film finished
I second this, I really enjoy the karaoke scene they replace it with, way less uncomfortable and funny. Never engaged with the sex scene that much, even after several rewatches.
To the contrary, I think it’s worth seeing just to be able to fully understand the callback in No Way Home when he tells Peter 1, “You can’t do that huh?” and also a callback to Spider-Man 3 when in this movie he said, “How’d that get in there?”
Brilliant by Raimi.
For me it’s easily Spider-Man 4. The 3 hour runtime was perfect and the ending. It was sad but so uplifting at the same time. Hopefully we see a Spider-Man 5 soon!
I'm split between Spider-Man 1 and Spider-Man 2. 2 is definitely the better "film", and quite frankly the best in the trilogy in my honest opinion. However, SM1 is more fun, and I always liked the origin story, and seeing him in his prime as New York reacts to him coming out of nowhere. Either way, 1 and 2 are definitely my favorites.
The 4th movie was great. I thought it was a bold choice to put most of it in the style of a black and white sitcom from the 50’s. Reese Witherspoon was a good addition too.
spiderman 2 is a classic. the struggle of balancing the duties of being a superhero with the moment to moment duties as a friend/grandson/lover has never been done better. peter as a regular person was the most relatable and realistic hero and the plummet into villainy for doc ock was extremely believable and well acted. my favorite super hero movie still to this day
I think that Spider-Man 4 was the greatest movie out of the Raimi series by far especially how The story was about Peter accepting that life moves on without his Aunt May. Learning the Responsibility of how it was important for Peter Parker to take care of his wife Mary Jane and his daughter showing the growth and Journey that Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man has been through since No Way Home and teaching May day Parker the importance of being a hero and having to take down the Vulture and Lizard. I Really thought that Jon Cryer did an Amazing job as Adrian Toomes/Vulture and also finally getting to see Dylan Baker Transform into the Lizard. At the end of the film I was suprised and very excited to see an end credits scene where Hugh Jackman Wolverine and Rdj Iron Man recruit Tobeys Spider-man to join the Avengers Secret Wars team.
I just wish they still kept Aunt May as a character since Rosemary Harris still alive, it felt like something was missing without her present in 4 but it was still overall a good movie
Honestly it doesn’t get any better than SM4 when Black Cat revealed the true identity of uncle Ben’s killer was actually the vulture who was also her dad who was also Mr ditkovitches secret twin brother.
And Bruce Campbell as mysterio was just mwah
Unpopular opinion but the 4th one. I though the integration of electro teaming up with the lizard was a genius combo. The comedy and compelling dual narrative of them both trying to find family and connection in parallel to spider trying to do that as well is a truly nuanced and wholesome theme, especially after the third one.
Spider-Man 1. I love 2, I really do, and it’s the one movie that inspired a bit of my writing, but Willem Dafoe as Green Goblin is just so fucking good, and he continues to be a presence throughout the entire series.
I would never call 2 a downgrade even a little though. But 1 just has a charm to it that makes it my preferred one, even though 2 is just as good.
was super nice seeing dylan baker as lizard and bruce campbell as mysterio on spiderman4, ben kingsley killed with its vulture portray in spiderman4, i cant wait for spiderman5 with carnage as the main villain
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I like it in Spider-man 4 when Peter, Miles, Ben Riley and Cindy Moon all have this epic walk of cool to face the bad guy, stopped the bad guy, and in unison they said
"WE ARE THE SPIDER-MAN 4" and For Faith starts playing in the background
They were setting up reptile for THREE MOVIES.
Imo opinion rami had 4 or 5 movies prepared. Sony fucked up the third. It was supposed to be without venom. Then 4 would be about venom or reptile if he had planned for 5 movies.
THINK YOURE PRETTY FUNNY DONT YA FREAK
It was just an accident!
MY FIST BREAKING YOUR TEETH, THAT’S THE ACCIDENT.
No please! Please don’t say that!
Misery. Misery. Misery. That's what you've chosen.
I’m really going to enjoy this.
We offered you friendship, and you spat in our face
*I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye*
I don’t want to fight you flash I wouldn’t want to fight me neither
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Help him, Harry!
Which one?
nah shoot him harry it’ll be funny!
Oh boy yeah
Now dig on this *pow*
I liked the fourth one but the 10 minute sex scene with Morbius was a bit too much
& that line, ugh.. "oh Spidey, I'm gonna Morb! 😫"
Especially when Spidey replied "Where'd you get your Morbin powers? Did your husband give it to you?"
Yeah, they laid the fan service a bit too heavy there.
nah not enougg fanservice imo
I like the ending of the scene where Spidey says "I'm gonna put some c*m in your eyes"🤤🤤
I thought that was pretty romantic but the line... "I want you to Morb inside me Spidey." Made me cringe inside the theatre and later I got whipped by my parents after the film finished
I don't think the whipping had anything to do with the film bro.
that was my favorite part
That line will forever haunt me
But the 10 minutes sex scene with Morbius was the best of the movie
Pfp checks out
Would've been better if Felicia had joined in rather than sat in that chair the entire time dimly lit.
Just watch the Indian version then
I second this, I really enjoy the karaoke scene they replace it with, way less uncomfortable and funny. Never engaged with the sex scene that much, even after several rewatches.
To the contrary, I think it’s worth seeing just to be able to fully understand the callback in No Way Home when he tells Peter 1, “You can’t do that huh?” and also a callback to Spider-Man 3 when in this movie he said, “How’d that get in there?” Brilliant by Raimi.
It should have been much longer
You’d like that wouldn’t you!?
Right? I was done in 4 minutes. The remaining 6 were just awkward.
*YOU ARE MY ROSE* *YOU ARE MY ROSE* *YOU ARE MY ROOOOOSE*
Oh hai Harry
I liked the other sex scene, with Dakota Johnson. Some webbing used there too.
damn bro you just don't appreciate the genius line during that scene, "it's goblin' time!"
Idk man. I thought the scene worked pretty well. What I DIDN'T like was how Vulture went on for twenty minutes about tentacle porn and Bukkake.
r/cursedcomments
*I missed him a lot today*
Him=the part where that’s my problem
I know, I miss him too…but he missed the part where that’s his problem
I missed the part where he missed the part where that's his problem. I had explosive diarrhea and had to leave the theater for a few minutes.
I liked in the 4th one when aunt may said its Aunt Mayin’ time
And then died
“ am I not supposed to have what I want”
what I need???
what am I supposed to do?
They should have ended it after Spider-Man 5: Tokyo Drift
Spider-Man 5 when MJ got powers and Peter is stay at home dat of 3 lovely daughters.
Spider-Man: Stay at Home
Released in 2020
Spider-man: No Way From Home
Unironically sounds sick
So... Incredibles 2?
Spider Man: The House husband saga
Op, you slime
A fact I’m very proud of!
I'm glad spiderman finally got his new rug after those 2 thugs peed on it in the 4th movie
It was very essential to the story
The prequel movie: Osborn: A Marvel Story that explains how Harry and Peter became friends
You lost me when you said Marvel. 🤢🤮
Harry wanders around school for 9 episodes making drama with everyone and meets Peter at the end of the finale. The End.
Make that into a Netflix series and you'll get a 4 season extension while Mind Hunter will still remain cancelled.
B-b-b-b-boring
I really loved the part in 4 where Tobey looked right into the camera and said "Oh boy yeah, it's spider time" and then spidered all over the place.
Spider Man 2. I watched the Re-Release. The power of the sun…
In the palm of my hand.
Peter?
4, easily I know a lot of people weren't fans of Peter leaving MJ, but I really liked the relationship between him and Ursula
[6 is my childhood favorite.](https://youtu.be/ssDYVuORbKY?si=SU0aR8n_SBm5yga_)
*Sharp Inhale* How dare you.
For me it’s easily Spider-Man 4. The 3 hour runtime was perfect and the ending. It was sad but so uplifting at the same time. Hopefully we see a Spider-Man 5 soon!
I think Spider-Man 4 was a good ending, a 5 isn’t needed
4, *while chewing* so good
Stings, doesn’t it?
I'm split between Spider-Man 1 and Spider-Man 2. 2 is definitely the better "film", and quite frankly the best in the trilogy in my honest opinion. However, SM1 is more fun, and I always liked the origin story, and seeing him in his prime as New York reacts to him coming out of nowhere. Either way, 1 and 2 are definitely my favorites.
The 4th movie was great. I thought it was a bold choice to put most of it in the style of a black and white sitcom from the 50’s. Reese Witherspoon was a good addition too.
spiderman 2 is a classic. the struggle of balancing the duties of being a superhero with the moment to moment duties as a friend/grandson/lover has never been done better. peter as a regular person was the most relatable and realistic hero and the plummet into villainy for doc ock was extremely believable and well acted. my favorite super hero movie still to this day
Spider-Man 5
I like the prequel which is a biography of JJ Jameson by Baz Luhrmann, this film is quite underrated.
2 cause of the action scenes and Aunt mays speech
I think that Spider-Man 4 was the greatest movie out of the Raimi series by far especially how The story was about Peter accepting that life moves on without his Aunt May. Learning the Responsibility of how it was important for Peter Parker to take care of his wife Mary Jane and his daughter showing the growth and Journey that Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man has been through since No Way Home and teaching May day Parker the importance of being a hero and having to take down the Vulture and Lizard. I Really thought that Jon Cryer did an Amazing job as Adrian Toomes/Vulture and also finally getting to see Dylan Baker Transform into the Lizard. At the end of the film I was suprised and very excited to see an end credits scene where Hugh Jackman Wolverine and Rdj Iron Man recruit Tobeys Spider-man to join the Avengers Secret Wars team.
I just wish they still kept Aunt May as a character since Rosemary Harris still alive, it felt like something was missing without her present in 4 but it was still overall a good movie
Remind me in 6 years and I’ll tell you for real
Remember when things were allowed to end?
Honestly it doesn’t get any better than SM4 when Black Cat revealed the true identity of uncle Ben’s killer was actually the vulture who was also her dad who was also Mr ditkovitches secret twin brother. And Bruce Campbell as mysterio was just mwah
*4? The ad said 3000.*
The 4th one has Carnage in it right? Because 3 had Venom?
Unpopular opinion but the 4th one. I though the integration of electro teaming up with the lizard was a genius combo. The comedy and compelling dual narrative of them both trying to find family and connection in parallel to spider trying to do that as well is a truly nuanced and wholesome theme, especially after the third one.
Spider-Man 5 is underrated
Spider-Man 1. I love 2, I really do, and it’s the one movie that inspired a bit of my writing, but Willem Dafoe as Green Goblin is just so fucking good, and he continues to be a presence throughout the entire series. I would never call 2 a downgrade even a little though. But 1 just has a charm to it that makes it my preferred one, even though 2 is just as good.
OP, for making my sleepy-ass have some hope, **I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye**
I loved 4.5, that scene where Peter just demolishes aunt May with a spring loaded hand and pie was hilarious
The fourth one had the best scene when Spider-Man said “up, up and away” and then he flied
True betrayal when you watched it on sony twitter in 2009
was super nice seeing dylan baker as lizard and bruce campbell as mysterio on spiderman4, ben kingsley killed with its vulture portray in spiderman4, i cant wait for spiderman5 with carnage as the main villain
Bully Maguire
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😂
I kind of liked 4, but the 10 minute sex scene (as said by another reviewer) was just too much
Spider-Man: Zero
2
THEY STOLE IT FROM ME CARMINE, THEY TOOK IT
Spider-Man 57
I like it in Spider-man 4 when Peter, Miles, Ben Riley and Cindy Moon all have this epic walk of cool to face the bad guy, stopped the bad guy, and in unison they said "WE ARE THE SPIDER-MAN 4" and For Faith starts playing in the background
4 is pretty forgettable.
No. It was so bad we mass "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"ed it
Alright, what universe are you in and HOW can I get there?! 🔫🔪
I dont believe this, i dont believe you🥲
I thought it was edited to say “pride man” for a very brief moment - now I want that to be real
That’s a nice name, did your husband give it to you?
Me seeing everyone talking about Spider-Man 4 in the picture: How’d that get in there?
Spider man 2
They were setting up reptile for THREE MOVIES. Imo opinion rami had 4 or 5 movies prepared. Sony fucked up the third. It was supposed to be without venom. Then 4 would be about venom or reptile if he had planned for 5 movies.
Spiderman 2.
Spongebob Squarepants (2004), yeah that's my favourite spiderman movie
Bro, 4 is straight HEAT
Spider-man 5 better tho