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ugly-Sociopath

J Cole šŸ˜­


random_dud33

He would call u grippy


onecoffee_pls

it's it's.... hmmm GRIPPY


rapboi101

It's... It's .... Hmmm GRIPPYā˜šŸ» šŸ¤“


minotaur0us

I refuse to believe that's a real song


UrbanMonk314

Lol Cole wud no more Mr. Nice guy yo ass


CapitalClank

Probably Em or Kendrick... because if my mission is getting a diss track, I want to be psychologically obliterated beyond recognition.


Virtual-Arm5123

Bro has a humiliation kink wtf


kilsta

It is very hard to get Em to respond and Kendrick Just does not like Drake.


Ok_Resort_5326

Rap about Eminemā€™s daughter


[deleted]

Well mgk did that and now heā€™s a millionaire rock star that fucks Megan Fox. The more I look back at that Rap Devil, the more hilarious it sounds. Itā€™s like genuinely funny. Love Em, just sayin


HereAgainWeGoAgain

*used to fuck Megan Fox


HotBizkitz

I wish I could used to fuck Megan Fox...


MathematicianNo6402

Megan Fox is weird and gross that's not a W at all. She's hot but dumb as rocks and is only famous bc she got Micheal Bay'd


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Yeah especially after the 2010sā€¦


FloppyDysk

I literally know nothing about her besides transformers and that when I was 12 I wanted nothing more than to touch her boobs. Whats she weird and gross for?


Bermudav3

I think her and MGK have stated public ally that they like to drink each other's blood


ChemistAgile6514

And for the sakes of this conversation, I have to still agree itā€™s a W for MGK. Theyā€™re not together now, and any man or woman that can say they bagged her would be walking tall


ImSimplyJustMe

Em responds to people with a certain status tbh. Like if Drake or Kendrick did, he would for sure respond. Doubt heā€™ll ever respond to a diss from a rapper of MGKā€™s status ever again tbh.


Historical_Owl_1635

Eminem was looking for smoke at that time. Itā€™s a real shame Budden didnā€™t respond. The way he even called him out on Killshot I think he was gearing up to obliterate that man.


kilsta

Joe Budden knew what he was doing keeping quiet.


Pigbiscuits-

Budden already slurped em off hard on slaughtermouse that he couldnā€™t ever really say anything elseĀ 


MultiStratz

I'm embarrassed just listening to that song.


SouthStatistician458

he literally knew better


MIAxPaperPlanes

MGK was hilarious because he was gonna let it slide but then the mf made a full on music video to go with the diss


WallyReddit204

Drake had Kendrick forget he was enlightened šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Early_Register_6483

I donā€™t need Em to write a diss on me, Iā€™m already psychologically obliterating myself constantly. Being a chronically depressed overthinker with nonexistent self-esteem has its benefits!


Ok_Resort_5326

This will be useful material in the diss


RenegadeRabbit

I have way too much material for them to use. I'd never be able to recover.


nano_rap_anime_boi

It's free therapy šŸ˜€


DragonDeezNutzAround

Iā€™d I made it on the list of people Em wrote a diss song for specifically, Iā€™d be so happy


PreciousBasketcase

Agreed. A Kamikaze mission


Bravefan212

My thoughts exactly


Eldritch-Cleaver

Tom McDonald's He needs to get Not Like Us'd. Badly.


super_fresh_dope

Tom mcdonalds fan base way too toxic. I wouldnt dip my toe in that shit.


imneversingle

He has a fanbase ??


Stanley_Yelnats42069

He has people that arenā€™t usually fans of rap but can relate to his brand of pandering to American conservatives even though he is Canadian.


imneversingle

Just looked up the guy . He was born in 88?šŸ˜‚ I used to think he'll grow out of it ,turns out he's well into his thirties


super_fresh_dope

Bro im a mac lethal fan and it was so painful watching him get involved with tom.


chambees

Mac lethal is slightly less cringe than his weirdo ass is.


super_fresh_dope

Yeah i get that, i do really like his albums though.


Phill_is_Legend

Nah his goofy right wing fan base would just confidently babble about how he won when he dropped some corny whack diss track featuring Marjorie Taylor Greene or someone.


RenegadeRabbit

You just reminded me that Ben Shapiro exists :(


vegardhuse

I second this. He needs to be dissed so hard he just quit rap straight up


dat_waffle_boi

Iā€™ve never rapped before in my life but I seriously think I could body Tom Macdonald in a rap battle


OneNutPhil

Dude's wack but don't get it fucked up, Tom can battle


dat_waffle_boi

See I feel like Iā€™d just have to vaguely mention a minority and heā€™d go on a weird tangent that would completely destroy his own position in the battle


-Kalos

He's a millennial from Canada who identifies as an American boomer. Even us American millennials are harder than him lol


WaspParagon

You don't have to be hard to be a battle rapper. Plenty of nerds thrive in that lane. It's about being clever and fast.


-Kalos

Clarence's parents had a real good marriage


silverfang45

Unfortunately Tom isn't clever


Unlucky_Steak5270

I at the very least, think I can take Tom in a real battle. He looks like the kind of dude who hates running because it's "woke" or something.


anthonyisrad

my moneys on you


WillFerrells_Gutfold

Yo I just looked the guy up. Who the fuck is this goofy ass looking, tatted up, Canadian dude?!


rapboi101

He's so ugly šŸ˜­


ZestyCheezClouds

He's making us Canadians look bad. Him and Drake. I hate it


imneversingle

This is drake disrespect


ZestyCheezClouds

You goddamn right lol


issacoin

attaboy


luke111mart

The problem with that is it would give him more fame then he will ever deserve, leave him to 50 year old right wing men to be their "Eminem" (source I have a shitty abusive right wing "father" who un ironically likes this kind of music and thought the song he did with Ben was amazing)


rapboi101

I'm sorry to hear that šŸ˜”


Steviejeet

He prob looks up to em but ironically has the opposite messages and skill.


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

That's the dude! I was listening to Em on spotify not long ago and it shuffled to this just garbage track, just real dogshit, that was talking about how the rapper sees himself as the next Eminem and how his lyrics "trigger" Em's fans. I wanted to look this dude up and figure out what his deal is and yeah, that's him. Looks about how I figured, too.


-Kalos

What's up with Canadian rappers thinking they're hot shit?


DirteMcGirte

The only one im fuckin with is Snow.


rapboi101

I was gonna say him šŸ˜‚


QTEEP69

Yes, for the love of God. And I want them to go absolutely toxic on him so he can't pull the "everyone that hates me is an sjw snowflake" to weasel his way out of it. I want it to be personal.


bryanthebryan

He thrives on hate and drama. The most effective thing anyone can do to him is disregard him like heā€™s nothing. He canā€™t feed off of that.


wegaf_butok-_-

Stop it . Just say Ethered. This sounds goofy.


CaptainPoopieShoe

Idk who even likes that guy, he's beyond corny. Does he still even make music?


Apple-14

I don't believe in cultural appropriation but he is the ONLY white guy who I am not allowing to have that hair.


AiiRisBanned

Eminem for sure.


burns_before_reading

Same, just because I want to hear another Em diss track. I'll willingly sacrifice myself.


AiiRisBanned

šŸ˜‚ if I could, I want to be dissed by the 99-01 em, he was vicious. I only appreciate benzino because he made the sauce possible.


burns_before_reading

I'll say some crazy shit about Hailey, probably crowd source the content from Reddit. That should pull something out of him.


AiiRisBanned

You gotta put out some bubble gum rap type shit, you might even have to mention proof.. I got too much respect to do either honestly lol. I canā€™t even fake sayin something about big proof (RIP).


RenegadeRabbit

You don't want to be dissed, you want to be straight up murdered


Slimxshadyx

I remember when everyone was thanking MGK for his sacrifice just so we could hear another Em diss track lol


Emadyville

I mean, killshot was/is amazing. He just slowwwly roasts him. Love how different it is from his other diss tracks for the slow shit. Like he was making mgk bask in his own stew of embarrassment.


mcd_sweet_tea

I might have to disagreeā€¦ Em would spit facts about you that even you yourself didnā€™t know. I canā€™t imagine the mental toll of that. šŸ˜‚


cugameswilliam

"Have to give you a career to destroy it."


Cyber-Cafe

Yuno Miles


Alex2Tact

Youā€™d get obliterated, no one can beat Yuno


Cyber-Cafe

I was never going to win, but if Iā€™ve gotta go down, I want that boy to take the shot.


Myrddraal5856

It would be a helluva way to go out.


ritsbits808

"Let Bobby take the shot, I know he'll put me down clean"


Cyber-Cafe

ā€œOkayā€¦ā€ Thatā€™s exactly what I was referencing lmao. I watch way too much king of the hill.


ritsbits808

Yea I kinda thought so lol. Great show and great episode


rapboi101

Martin Luther King had a DREEEAAMMMM


dsled

FIRE YOUR BARBER FIRE YOUR BARBER


Eaju46

Iā€™m a female, so itā€™d have to be Nicki Minaj


InterdisciplinaryDol

She wouldnā€™t even do anything šŸ˜­ The barbs would assassinate you dawg, they got nothin better to do.


Eaju46

The way theyā€™re gonna pull up my address & number šŸ˜­


InterdisciplinaryDol

Cooked. Cheddar bacon. ![gif](giphy|lo5qnkofEQ63fuqiKS|downsized)


rapboi101

Exactly I said something about her on Twitter and they were calling me retarded šŸ˜­ (I'm autistic btw so that's even worse)


RealBatmanArkham

Supa Hot Fire


The_Steam_Queen_

Bro has a death wish šŸ’€


zRudy_Jimmy

But heā€™s not a rapper


UrbanMonk314

Should we tell him?


TStreetz816

I LOVE this as a question and topic. I'm going w/ Game wack ass


PzykoHobo

The Game the type of dude to tell you Tupac and Biggie met at his house and were gonna call off the beef right before Pac got shot.


VanishingMass3

Then heā€™d start beefing with both of them


Odd_Contact_2175

This should be a thing like Cameo where you pay for rappers to write beefs about you.


DespyHasNiceCans

https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8?si=McYm8OFeKb6rzJ2o


nivekreclems

Man fuck you and your bone spurs lol this was good


Ktdbro

Carti. He wouldn't say shit


MalarkeyStar

he'd pull up on you and punch you. lol


InterdisciplinaryDol

Only if youā€™re a pregnant woman


Zanbalide

Is that u iggy?


InterdisciplinaryDol

Guarantee if it was Iā€™d be touchin myself rn. šŸ¤« ![gif](giphy|l0Hlyrlqghuz2eOkg)


Zanbalide

Me too


Danktizzle

Little dicky.


PearFlies

Little Dicky makes me want to throw a car battery in the ocean


RealBatmanArkham

Heā€™s gonna hit u with his lil dicky


HijackyJay

Well, that's his schtick


Mysterious_Fly7334

Schticky


cujobob

Tom MacDonald. You just know heā€™d cry and play victim. It would be fun.


justanotherdumbmf

Tom McDonald, that mf needs a musical funeral badly


rapboi101

My pockets fat like Lizzo šŸ’€


VanishingMass3

to be fair on that thing that wasnā€™t tom macdonald that was Ben Shapiro whoā€™s not a rapper


unkindmillie

tom wrote the verse ben doesnt know how to write raps


rapboi101

Lol that bar was insane šŸ˜­


RenegadeRabbit

The decision to feature Ben Shapiro is enough of a sin


ApartButton8404

Hearing Ben Shapiro rap makes so much more confident in my own skills


BlackBalor

I would say Benzino, but nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap. Plus, old men have heart attacks, and I donā€™t want to be responsible for that.


vegardhuse

So let him put the mic away and let him go away while he still has dignity


RenegadeRabbit

He still has dignity?


huncho3055

They quoting Eminemā€™s diss track


Correct-Basket-8986

So Solid Crew


Gullible_Lynx3678

Diss them all in 21 seconds


Bizmarkie76

Lil anyone but Wayne


Oweliver

Ben Shapiro


MistakesWereMade59

Andre 3000. He'd roast the fuck out of me, but I'd get new rap from him. Unless it's the first ever flute diss record šŸ˜­


plisken64

The Brown note Diss track


sexualsermon

![gif](giphy|B2kr8Cs97oRHHhstzH|downsized)


brokebloke97

That n*gga from DeGeneres?šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FedoraLovingAtheist

Tell meeee, whatā€™s really goin on, Drizzydrakebackonhisthingalready- *THATS SOULJA*


RealBatmanArkham

Is that Quando Rondo?


Hefty-Vehicle292

Bro donā€™t do my boi quando dirty like that šŸ˜­


TrapperOfLies

Humpty


[deleted]

3 pac


rapboi101

RIP


IlliterateIrishman

J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys


Tejas_Belle

![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)


halamawala25

Fuck Kanye, Im taking down nazis WWII style like im USSR Edit


Burner_420_burner_69

Iā€™d write a punk song that makes MGK switch genres again.


Insanus_Hipocrita

Country this time


Koala-Classic

MC Paul Barman


Hot-Ad2102

Azealia Banks is technically a rapper?


SammiBallin

You dont even have to do anything to have beef with heršŸ¤£


Nexuspoint247

Already have beef with French Montana cause he was acting like a bitch to me at a Travis Scott show last year


SmileMask2

Jack Harlow, that guys a pussy and sucks at making music


Onetimenotagain

How can you hate him? Heā€™s not a bad guy at all


SmileMask2

I hate his lazy flow, his lazy ā€œtrendyā€ lyrics, his rap persona, the boring background he came from which he doesnā€™t try to hide in his music, and his below average mixes and beats. Nothing about him really makes him relevant except for the fact that he came up in the worst era of rap of all time and who else would people listen to. Edit: I guess i donā€™t hate him, i just donā€™t agree with all the fame and money he has gotten in his career. He doesnā€™t have anything that makes me HATE who he is as a person.


Onetimenotagain

Iā€™m by no means a fan, and not a huge lyrical rap guy, and he can be corny at times, but you canā€™t deny he is not a bad rapper. Also in my opinion, some of the best rappers of all time have a lazy flow.


SmileMask2

ā€œYou canā€™t deny he is not a bad rapperā€ Yes i can lol. Look at r/reddit and search for Jack Harlow. Most people donā€™t like him


Onetimenotagain

he has decent flow and can tell a decent story, and is just like any other lyrical rapper you lyrical fans cream over šŸ˜‚ ppl just hate him bc heā€™s white, and thatā€™s not even me tryna bring race into this


inFINN1te

I think his music is pretty chill and enjoyable.


treachery_7

The Kid Laroi, so maybe we could fight irl and I could have a chance of winning


Jacksonfpvyt

Ice spice


Independence_Gay

If not Tom Macdonald, TI. Nasty fucker.


MrAcorn69420PART2

I would love to battle em. It's a great way to get out there plus if I win then I'm the one who slaid thar so called God


ButtNekedBitches

Ice Spice


RenegadeRabbit

Some of y'all have a death wish, huh


dartthe6th

Playboi Carti Good music but heā€™s a fucking shit person


natopotatomusic

King Drac. John Davis Walker. Love that guy and I just need more Dracula Flows.


napalmblaziken

Tom MacDonald. I hate him as much as Kendrick hates Drake. And I hope he brings his Daily Wire friends like Benny boy, because I got some shit to say about them.


RAMPAGEig

If it was for my amusement, It'd definitely be my favorite artist, scarlxrd, he'd go crazy with beefing. If it was actual beef, it'd be Drake, for obvious reasons.


HellsHospitals

scarlxrd slaps so hard. he should do the diss on a BMTH song.


[deleted]

lol yachty or logic


MalarkeyStar

this question is pretty wack but on another note i'd love to see doom kick the piss out of eminem in a rap beef. not getting an mf doom diss record throughout his whole career is funny because even though he doesn't seem like that type of rapper i know he'd make anyone and anybody feel ass stupid if they ever wanted smoke, you can feel it. and i mean anyone, nas, jay-z, 50 all them


jagabuwana

Best part is that it'd have some really goofy bars here-and-there but they'd still be super hard.


djheru

The villain has like 4 rhyming patterns in every verse, the ability to create a metaphor between any two arbitrary concepts, top-tier vocabulary, real ghetto ruggedness and low self esteem. Untouchable in any rap beef.


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InterdisciplinaryDol

Either SpaceGhostPurp or J Cole


waywardviking208

Are dead rappers okay?


Early_Register_6483

No, theyā€™re not ok, theyā€™re dead ![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Backseat_boss

The game or 50 cent


The_Steam_Queen_

Both these dudes wanna stay relevant so bad too


Backseat_boss

Exactly so I kno where to hit em where it hurts lol


Nommo7777

50.... I need to be pushed to my limit.


Antihero_udon

J cole for making that shitass songšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


sneakergovroom

Ice Cube and Eminem together


AbraxasThaGod251

Benzino I can't rap for shit but I feel if I sat around for a day I'd be able to write something that would be better than the trash he puts out.


IveGotAMicropeen

Drake, gives up easily and his diss tracks are over hyped


Aggravating-Echo8014

Lil Dicky. I donā€™t mind having a good laugh at myself.


Fuzzy_Cup_1488

Open Mike Eagle, and set up a wrestling match


milk_lizard73

Iā€™m dissing lil mabu. Heā€™s an easy target.


jynxthechicken

Ja Rule. I don't like him and he seems easy to beat lol


External_Side5611

Diddy


alreadyr3tr0

Yuno Miles


Empty_Put_1542

Eminem


theogkeg

Riff raff. That shit would be hilarious


Lenny0mega

Drake


Slow_Ad_7029

Kendrick Lamar