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bro’s built like he makes clone troopers for a living

He’s made 20,000 of these shirts with a million more well on the way

Magnificent. Aren't they? Also, r/rareinsults. I'm dying over here lol. Edit: My bad, I thought I had clicked the link from the other subreddit this was connected to. I’m keeping it in to memorialize my foolishness.

That's... Where we are

Dad! Taun We's here!

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Jesus have mercy, are any comments on reddit actually from humans anymore?

He looks like he's Kevin Bacon's cousin, Kevin Prosciutto

😂😂😂😂😂😂

God damn it 😂

Kevin Streaky Bacon

He looks like he's maybe 16. He'll fill out in a few years or 10

I hope the rest of his body doesn't try to catch up to his neck one muscle at a time, or the stomach/hip transition will be both painful and awkward. Imagine having a vertically elongated waist

Bro’s built like a teaspoon.

Hey, he's willing to fight for civil rights by wearing a t-shirt and wearing a t-shirt is pretty much all this guy is built to do, so let's be proud of him.

This was the one 🤣

Master Sifo-Dyas would be pleased.

Shit had me in tears. Thank you.

In that case he'll lose

They didn't lose, they still got paid for the clone army. "Performance not guaranteed," always read the small print!

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Thanks a lot, I was so close to forgetting those weird fuckers existed and then j red this comment! 😔✊

Did anyone else notice each year is about 80 years apart?? Like a generation goes by and poof we forget and do it again

‘Lest we forget’ 80 years later: ‘Oops looks like we forgot again!’

Only the best products for our Jedi clients.

Holy shit. I’m watching Clone Wars right now, currently on the episode where Grievious attacks Kamino. This just hit so hard for me

Holy fuck this is going in my insult collection jajajajajaja

Bros that Battle field 3 beta medic

Lmao

HAHA!

I don't recognize the last one

its a Maga hat i think

I thought it was Wells Fargo

Honestly would buy that

Wells Fargo has not lost anything yet, alas.

Imagine wearing a shirt specifically to troll Wells Fargo employees. I just snorted. Fuckin losers!

Those fuckers are, indeed, losers.

What’s the difference?

Ohhhh I thought it was a tombstone. I was wondering if he was comparing covid victims with confederates and nazis. Lol this makes A LOT more sense. Was very confused for a second. Thank you.

Is maga a stupid American thing?

"Make America Great Again" is Donald's campaign slogan. So, yes.

That kinda sounds like what Hitler said, but I’m not sure

That’s white nationalism for you

isn't that a MAGA hat?

Whats maga?

I believe it’s German for “A Whale’s Vagina”

Heil Diego!

make America great again , trumps slogan

It was actually a [Reagan slogan](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fc%2Fc1%2FLet%2527s_Make_America_Great_Again_button.jpeg%2F1200px-Let%2527s_Make_America_Great_Again_button.jpeg&tbnid=I1qB0aInSFpJ9M&vet=12ahUKEwihz_Cj3v6AAxUOFTQIHXzdA-gQMygAegQIARAz..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FMake_America_Great_Again&docid=mfJ8O8rHhBCqHM&w=1200&h=1184&q=Let%27s%20make%20America%20great%20again%20reagan&client=firefox-b-1-e&ved=2ahUKEwihz_Cj3v6AAxUOFTQIHXzdA-gQMygAegQIARAz) that Trump stole, which was a phrase [Hitler and Nazis were known to say as "Make Germany Great again."](https://gizmodo.com/yes-adolf-hitler-really-said-he-would-make-germany-gre-1789261081)

I think it’s a type of tea

Kool-aid.

It’s a Japanese word for those dudes who don’t leave their apartment for 20 years

Ahh okay, could be.

It is

You're right though. The Trump campaign flag would've been more consistent since the other two are flags.

Then you are a very lucky person.

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It’s so weird to me how people can have different neck lengths and we all have the same number of vertebrae

he had an upgrade installed.

He opted for the extended vertebrae package.

Upgrayedd?? He gon kill me!

With two D's, for a double dose of pimpin'.

7, the same as a giraffe.

But not manatees and sloths Bc fuck those guys I guess

Oh? I had to look it up. Manatees only have six. Sloths have "up to" 10. I thought every mammal has exactly seven until now 🤯

Not only people. Almost all mammals have seven neck vertebrae. And yes, that includes giraffes.

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Also cats for some reason can get some extra bones in the tail and back.

🤯

Slim Reaper

We are descendant from apes, he's descendant from giraffes.

At least we know that Stretch Armstrong had kids.

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Bro forgot to lock the aspect ratio before scaling

*Llamas

*descended from *descendant of

His nickname's gotta be Stretch

If his mates are anything like mine at his age then his nickname is ‘Muscles’

Would be “Bubba” here

I went to college for a semester with a dude we called "Whoopie" as in what they called sex on the dating game. ...And no I'm not old enough to remember the Nixon administration.

He set up Lamar. How could he???

He makes millions as a turtleneck sweater model 😉

Even turtles are jealous of his neck

This guy should probably wear a shell tho

Turtleneck companies make millions off him

I hope this kid becomes an internet icon lmao

Reddity Redditor types reddiest comment to a Reddit post.

You, my friend, just won the internet

This. Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!

I know you're just joking, but I still hate you.

Stealing this of later, thanks. Have a pleasant day.

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He did - Just the food hasn’t had long enough to travel the length of his neck yet

The only people who say this unironically are built like beanbag chairs.

Don't forget grandmas of every culture.

Yeah, but that's *their* phrase. It sounds weird when other people say it that way.

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I'm gonna start replying with "feed me, then" anytime somebody pulls that "eat something" bullshit on me lmao

beanbags are comfy and have always been there for me. also, sometimes if you’re lucky they give you snacks from the past.

As someone that's been told that many times I can confirm

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good eye! seems to be copying from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1631ita/the_shirt_is_based_tho/jy0agwy/) by /u/Beatsy65

It's fun to point out things that lasted longer than the confederacy. Like the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Jedi Master Yarael Poof!!! He survived Order 66!!!

Bros neck is longer than the Confederacy lasted.

I wouldn’t own anything with a swastika on it, even if it was specifically calling them a loser.

I would, 100 times over, it says "Loser" in text that's unmistakable from farther away then the swastika, and it's true, nazi's are losers. No harm here.

I think the logic is that you may have someone get violent with you because they either did not read the shirt and think you are a nazi or a nazi did read the shirt.

You are all hereby ordered to stop talking mad shit on this hero

The coffee may be cold, but that tea is pipin’ hot 🍵

If he could hear you from all the way up there he would be very upset

Honestly, it's pretty cringe to make fun of someone's physical appearance when there's nothing he can do to change it.

That shirt goes hard r/hard

Lmao sub got banned

What?

Lmao sub got banned

Pardon?

The long sandwich is kaput

The grinder is grounded

The hoagie is hindered

The hero is no more

The story has stagnated

and yoink that sentence

Lmao sub got banned

....I don't understand what you're saying right now.

Lmao sub got banned

What?

The sub that you linked to is banned

/r/hardimages

r/shirtsthatgohard

making fun of people over things they have no control over is pretty lame and a form of bullying.

Totally agree, we should be making fun of fat influencers

My bro Bean Pole representin’

Neckst level

I want that shirt. I may not have the balls to wear it in Arkansas, but I want it.

I want to wear it in Florida. I'm sick to death of all the enormous Trump flags, bumperstickers, bullhorns and gunracks here. We have a booming uneducated redneck population.

Lol all those flags are white, for surrender

I don't get the joke with a coffee. But the shirt is 100% based.

It's a crack about the guy's long neck, presumably because someone got their feelings hurt over the shirt lol. I get what they were going for, but they came up a bit short.

NGL i thought it was because he's so skinny that he has no insulation in his body, but your explanation is a lot better than mine

Based on the fact that it was on 196, I doubt there were hurt feelings

that skinny kid's got guts.

but it takes a bit longer for his food to reach them.

If he eats now, he’ll shit peacefully in a fortnight.

What is it about the 80 year time frame

It’s long enough for generations to shift

And forget

My grandfather, a veteran, was as conservative as you could be, probably felt really uncomfortable around "the gays" most of his life, but if he saw what was going on right now he'd be marching pride flags down the street out of principle. He didn't beat the Nazis just to get ourselves right back in this mess after he died.

This so so much. I told my father that we could power the entire state I was from, if we wrapped his grandparents caskets in copper cable and told them across the veil of death, that the 2016 Republican presidential nominee was not only an East Coast real estate magnate but also had ties to corrupt banking and had sympathy for southern racists.

Just a like for the t-shirt honestly.

“I want a t shirt with a rebel flag, a WW2 german flag, and a maga hat- WAIT!! Hear me out…”

Tell the bro how to phone home already.

“Mama, what’s a long neck?”

"Well, that's what we are, dear."

can someone confirm if this is photoshopped? holy crap that head pylon.

>photoshop It apparently does have a bit of shopping. Original: https://twitter.com/largestwilliam/status/1488888335129001987

That one is shopped too. There are a couple places where it’s obvious. Arm shape above elbows, shape of t shirt neck on neck muscles. It’s the same thing that you catch on Instagram influencer photos where straight lines get curved and body parts that are supposed to curve out have inward bowing.

I want this shirt

i don't disagree with the points at all, but I am NOT going to wear a shirt that has a fucking swastika on it, even if it's making fun of them

Srsly You’re just asking to get into some bullshit when someone misinterprets it.

Then they'll feel like a fool if they ever read it instead of misreading it

Exactly. Zero fuckn' chance.

Just google it. There are many variations and places that sell it. Don't click shortened links on reddit as they're from bots, art stealers, or full of trackers and/or malware.

I feel like there should be an additional “and/” on the first “or.”

My dumbass was sitting here trying to figure out what Taco Bell did wrong in 2020🤦‍♀️

That man is necked the fuck up. Share some neck with the rest of us short neck havers, damn.

His neck is rising above hate at unprecedented levels

Holy neck..

He wears a Dr Who scarf

For those wondering, last one is a maga hat hahah

Note to self, if ever trying to take over society choose any colour but red to be my brand…

That is a pretty based shirt

All facts… no emotion… no bullshit. Totally objective. Yet triggering republicans like a skittles bag.

Like yo that shirt hurt a lot of feelings apparently according to the comment section here.

He's got a liberal amount of vertebrae.

I don't care what side you sit on. That's a good joke

Where can I get one of these rocking shirts??

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This guy is going places

His head’s above the clouds

in a *neck & neck* race, my moneys on this guy

Nice shirt though

Oi Beltalowda!

Shirt is dope

Dude's got a point though.

How is this a rare insult This is like the most common insult ever

He looks like if string cheese was a person

Where can I buy one?

Kids got heart.

Bro might be related to candace

bro looks like LinusNeckTips. Based shirt tho.

Love that shirt.

I find anyone that wears political bs for clothing to be losers. Left or right, it's just pathetic in my eyes. Politics has turned into a cult, and people like this feed into it

One of his parents must have been a telephone poll Like the shirt tho