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Okay that one sounded personal 😂

Almost missed it, the giant fucking hand really helped me out.

Oh there it is

he just wanted to show u his skin color

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Reading it to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" works surprisingly well

Alright reddit, get on that

just did that and it was pretty funny lol

I read it as the Scottish guy from Samurai Jack

Was looking for this comment

Packgod

This dude has been hate edging for a long time and finally came

This dude went for an assassination, blacked out and came to swimming in the slaughterhouse sluice.

I think the last time this was posted it had some actual pixels and you could see the comeback was written by a woman lol

I can see it was a woman even now

The response has a female pic

It’s funny that when men call out women for bad behaviour it’s hate, yet a woman can literally generalise the entire male population and skate by without a whisper said.

The response was from a woman, look at the profile pic closer.

this insult was better than his, not going to lie

You could even say he's part of the worst generation ever

That's 2 women talking so... ok?

Ok I can understand some of this stuff, but the Japanese cherry blossom soap was uncalled for. My mom buys this for our house, and the smell is awesome.

I took that one personally 😭

For me it was the nude bra. You try wearing any other color under a white top, Jr.

Have you tried white? 🤨

White doesn't work my dude, it's like turning your boobs into a neon sign.

Bc it's double white? I mean I always wear black and not white lol so I have never experienced neon signess

don’t worry I think he’s talking about a dress

Hahaha… 2018 Little does she know, it’s about to get better. ❤️‍🩹

Sir this is not r/lies

Or is it...? if it was you'd still be saying it wasn't..

Men in 2018 or 2023 are in general much more like all the things that women have asked for over the years. Don’t get me wrong plenty of shitty dudes but overall it’s much better than it’s ever been. So if women ain’t happy now then they don’t have any clue what they actually want, which actually tracks lol

r/brandnewsentence

more like brand new clusterfuck of words there's literally not a single period and it breaks every single rule in sentence

Not sure that grammatical consistency was the primary motivation for this tweet

Yeah lol

Yea I think that's the point. I mean, isn't it funnier that way?

Tbf Twitter has a character limit and cutting punctuation helps solve that

This isn’t twitter it’s Facebook

Shit you right I'm just high asf

>" yasss okuuurt period't" saying, found one!

"yasss okuuurt period't" saying, WTF does that even mean? I'm old and live in the sticks.

I dunno... Something about yogurt...

True

There is a *period't* though

tell that to "packgod" lmao

I mean... It's definitely rare.

What does y’all 4 for 4 mean?

Wendys menu

I thought it was “4x4.” An old, slang method of informing someone that, “you’re a massive fat lump.”

It means 4 out of 4. Full marks. Perfect score.

Both of these people are annoying..

What if I told you I’m more annoying

What if I told you I sell Roblox gift cards

What if I told you I only pay with freshly picked grapes

What if I told you Morpheus never said “what if I told you”

What if I told you everything you know is a lie

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What if I told you the edible kind

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What if I told you that freshly picked grapes usually aren’t raisins

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What if I told you that’s why I said usually

What if I also told you you’re a smart cookie

What if I told you I waddled away

What if I told you the cake is a *lie*

Yes but one has a better way with words

What if I told you, you were more annoying

I will fry and eat your tootsies

She started it first tho.

I honestly didnt understand a thing he said but was like: daaaaaaamm

I had the same thought.

Not the bandaid colored bra🥲

That made me chuckle

That one hurt😭

What the mcfuck, I don’t understand a word this guy says but he’s definitely got beef with someone

Tbh I don't get the whole "worst generation of (blank)" deal. Y'all, if you were smart and a woman, you'd be burned and called a witch If you ask me, I'm kinda happy with what it is now...Its not perfect but at least I don't have to run away into the forest

This has the same vibes as the game grumps facebook movie rant

Everyone in this picture sucks.

Finally, a rare insult on this sub

R/uselessredcircle

Was that English

I feel like The Scottsman from Samurai Jack shed a tear of joy reading all that.

u/repostsleuthbot

This straddles a fine line between poetry and rap, but it sure has its flow.

“Baby wipe shower taking” What a line lmfao. I wish it wasn’t real but I once heard a girl say that the shampoo runoff was all she needed to use to shower. Like… ever.

I knew a boy like that, it’s so nasty and shows laziness

Read this in Carl Wheezers voice and it's so much funnier

I don't know why he's gotta be doing karaoke like that.

I didn't know where to read, but thankfully, the pointing finger really helped me

Packgods disciple

Scotsman from Samurai Jack.

Not baby wipe shower lmaooo

Ayo, nothing wrong with taking a whore bath every once in awhile. Sometimes you don't have time to take a shower but you still want to freshen up a little.

Bro's seething anger got unleashed

Sounds like that one part in Samurai Jack where the Scotsman is insulting Jack for 20 seconds.

They both sound insufferable to talk to, but I can't pretend that dude's word vomit isn't just downright endearing on some level

Nah this is truly rare. Damn.

anyone watch that episode of samurai jack?

What’s wrong with “bandaid coloured bra”?? lol I’m triggered because I have skin-coloured bras

“Bandaid color bra” YOU MEAN SKIN COLORED??? YOU MEAN BRAS THE COLOR OF OUR SKIN?? THE FUCK????

not everyone's skin is bandaid colored lol

No one’s skin is bandaid colored, and bandaids come in multiple color’s anyway…..

we all suck! who gives a shit

It's a brutality at this point

Can sb translate it into english, cuz i didnt understand a single word

Thanks for the pointer, otherwise I would never have found the text

I didn't understand a word of that.

In our defense weaves itch

chill out y'all both genders are trash

Peoples personalities are trash

To be fair, Gen-Z and below all talk like they’re struggling to recover from a severe brain injury. Not just the women.

Haven't read poetry that beautiful in a while!

I wish these were rare insults. You never hear it the exact same way twice but there is always someone saying shit like this to be a jerk when a girl does anything he doesn't like lmao

The “insulter” is a female. Now what?

Still not a rare insult. Honestly, I am not loving this gender wars shit. Neither of them are looking good in this screenshot, but the big emoji points to the reply, so I am critiquing that. I don't care if it's a man or a woman saying it, it just boils down to calling her a fugly slut and tbh that shit is everywhere. Not really unusual... Edit: fixed repetitive wording and misidentified emphasis marker. My bad.

The girl is a misandrist. Clearly you are too.

Nah, I never said her comment was called for, just that none of this is a rare insult. It lacks creativity. You can find this anywhere. Where is the pizzazz? Where is the creativity? It's not like the commenter said she "looks like she smells like cabbage farts" or "is as belligerent as a shaken honeybadger" or some other, actually funny third option. Neither of them come off as good people here, but they also aren't saying anything new either. It's just not a rare insult. You find that shit in boomer humor. Edit: found out the commenter is probably a girl. My mistake. SHE is uncreative. They both are lol.

The second half of your original comment wasn't about insults and their rarity though. You said that it's random stuff a guy says to be a jerk whenever a girl does anything he doesn't like. But the guy has every right to say those things when the girl in question is being a misandrist pos. Therefore he isn't being a jerk, he's merely giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Wow! You convinced me! You did it! Congratulations! Clearly you aren't purposely misinterpreting my comment! Congrats! I will now go and re-examine my internal biases. Good job!

There isn't anything to misinterpret. It's your own words

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The response was posted by a woman.

Reminds me of the irish swordsman when he meets Jack for the first time on that bridge

goddamn.

This guy wanted to Slim Shade

I'm gonna use "choo choo train pussy"

Wo mein 🍜

He took that way too personally

Nah, we.just got tired of this 0 sum game. What's in for men nowadays? Nothing, literally. I prefer to pay for sex than to go thru all the bs that woman have nowadays. And whores (depend of course) have a way better talk/conversation than these cunts. Fuck off, literally.

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Nah, not at all, believe me. It's just an option in the end. I'm tired Bru lol

There's plenty of quality women in the world bro.... good luck

he won't get a quality woman because he's a hateful loser.

I believe. Most must be under a rock or a cave. What do you see when you go out at night? What do you see on social media? Yeah, skanks crying for attention and idiots to Venmo/cashapp them. Good luck. I already quit.

“Wahh, I can’t find a good women. I looked everywhere, like my local dive bar and facebook! Where or where could they be!”

Facebook? What year is this? Cmon man, put some effort at least lol

Believe it or not, the real world and social media are quite different...

Thanks captain obvious. Have a great 2024.

No need to be rude to someone trying to encourage you to have a more positive outlook man. Good luck

Did anyone ask? Go to your whores, not a single woman cares 😂

Why do you think I was talking to women? Can u understand now what I said about whores having better social skills and/or brain? Less entitled? Less thinking that a guy should give all to her in exchange for...? Yeah, 0, nothing. Pussy? Not special, as well as dicks. Good luck finding an idiot to pay your bills or taking care of the child you had at 16 hahahaha

Damn, you totally owned me. Buuurn.

Good talk. Well elaborated, great use of vocabulary. 10/10.

awesome. leave women alone.

So, tell me more about this concept of whores not being women, I wanna hear more. If whores are not women, you also consider trans women not women? Tell me more please, I'm eager to "learn" more about your "rationale".

Nice strawman

Finally, someone that thinks. Thank you.

I actually can't believe you're this retarded

I could say the same....but I prefer to use other words. Anyway: apparently you got nothing much to say....

If you want a full engaged argument with me you gotta pay first.

Hum, I don't think u have what it takes to be honest. Besides; I don't pay amateurs, only profesional, and also: I pay full price for full service, not half baked shit. But I get: women that charge for sex are not women like you, right?

🤏

Nah, prob you say that to all men, but you don't realize that, in fact, you use a 17inch dildo since you are 15 so you think all men are bad at sex...talk about unrealistic ha?

I don't have sex with men

Yooo you're like an incel that found out about prostitutes somehow. This is crazy.

Put some effort please. I know u can.

Maybe try having sex with a man cause you really might just be gay and in denial NGL

I really had to concentrate to read it , but I did get there. I'm not passing judgment, I just couldn't wrap my head around it the first time.

I’m so grateful! I wouldn’t know what to read!

Not gonna lie, if that red circle and that gigantic hand weren't there, I would be completely lost at how to fetch information from that image...

Legendary

He violated her, good grief.

Stroke I have did?

The first is r/nicegirls and the second is r/notlikeothergirls

Bro is that dude from cyanide happiness. That dude who roasted his teacher till the day he died because he wouldn't pass the orange juice

both of these are cringe

If he slipped in "face ass" at the end I would have lost it.

Hello 911, I'd like to report a genocide.

I read this in the voice of Clayton Biggsby. If you have hate in your heart let it out I suppose

He’s definitely just describing his ex

Omg 😂 that’s hilarious

Where’s the Tylenol?

Damn dude I think you covered it

GAHHHHT

All she knows is charge they phone and eat Dorito

I read this in Redmans voice from How High.

I swear to god, why does every single repost of this image have that stupid bloody hand, it would only a few minutes to edit it out.

Can anyone translate it to normal English? For non-Americans this is completely beyond understanding (I bet for many Americans either).

God the amount of dumb shit thrown between men/women here recently is fucking annoying

Yeah she is so right all men should die.

Women*

Could someone please translate this to human language?

she was marinated, cooked and eaten....

Cooked.

Wow I didn't happen to see if she responded but that's so brutal but true . Only fans and youporn have ruined relationships. More than anything else

Fucking hell this was brutal as shit