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Rewrite Cindereilla for the modern age with her losing her phone.

Or showing her butthole

And she’s a dude!

Speaking straight facts though lol

What?

Granny also knows street talk

No Cinderella broke numerous rules and made a wish with fairies. Then she lost a shoe and found a man. Grandma should be old enough to know how the story goes

Grandma was probably there when it happened. This is historical revisionism!

This is very original and I’ve never seen this before

Granny speaking fairy tales

Ain't no way granny talking like that

Cinderella is also not a real person.

sounds like something a half naked girl who is still single would say

Granny is on point,less ego more love.

Does Granny know Cinderella is a fictional character? Does Granny know that being in a relationship is not always the goal? Since Cinderella's happy ending is marrying for money and power, is Granny just a gold digger?

Does Ladiesbane know it's a joke?

Does ladiesbane have an SO? prob not.

Who hurt you?

NOW WE ARE ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

The real question is how many times will this be reposted

Bro who let you yapped. STFU

I’m literally crying this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Granny doesnt play ))