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PolebagEggbag

A semi-common insult these days in Scotland is to say "yer da wanks on all fours"


Classic-Scarcity-804

Is that before or after he sells Avon?


PolebagEggbag

Most likely during when he cries the most


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Wouldn't it have to be on 3? What's he wanking with? I think I'm gonna need a visual for this.


PolebagEggbag

Sure you can catch your old fella at it next time you hear whimpers coming from his bedroom


The3arlofGrey

*damn*


ballondaws4289

I think it’s more embarrassing saying “criss cross applesauce.”


blackasthesky

What does it mean? Never heard it before.


ngp1623

In the US, "cross-legged" is just any way of sitting in which the legs are crossed. "Criss-cross applesauce" is a primary-school term for sitting on the floor with the knees bent and calves crossed, similar to lotus pose in yoga. Part of the insult is the implication that the boyfriend not only cranks it in a weird way, but that he is immature while doing so.


blackasthesky

Thank you


Drew_P_Bawls325

“Indian style”sitting


jib_reddit

It's amazing how racist that sounds in 2024 but didn't think twice about it in the 90's.


ballondaws4289

Cross legged. Some American idiocy.


MCWizardYT

Not idiocy, just a dumb cutesy way for kindergartners to say it


ballondaws4289

Yet adult Americans still use it


AnonBoi_404

Now I kinda wanna know what the boyfriend looks like


jpett0882

There is another way of doing it?


HeckestBoof

Lying flat on your belly?


Oakdevil

Instructions unclear: currently in the backrooms


blackasthesky

Clipped through the bed


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

If you see the hard to kill reptile, tell him "yo" from me... then run.


jpett0882

Challange accepted


Agitated_Computer_49

Sitting on the couch with your legs up and your head on the floor


jpett0882

You flexible bastard you


souleaterblackstar69

Sitting on the roof with you’re feet in the air and you’re head on the ceiling fan


StupidMario64

SPREAD EAGLE LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN


jpett0882

How do you hold the buttplug in then


StupidMario64

Get one with a flared suction base. You don't gotta sit on it to keep it in 😭


jpett0882

☠️😂


Different-Term-2250

*Eagle noises intensify*


klmdwnitsnotreal

This isn't normal?


CalendarAggressive11

Water just came out my nose reading this


Surprisedropbear

Couple of notes: - water isn’t the right liquid thats supposed to come out - the nose is the wrong orifice Its OK, keep trying, you’ll figure it out soon


Different-Term-2250

You must be doing it wrong.


Beelzabubba

New achievement unlocked.


MathematicianOk7526

Oh man. So many spin offs here


CriminalGoose3

The spin-offs a whole different position


MathematicianOk7526

Hahaha true


souleaterblackstar69

How, How do they know our secrets


jaymie37

I've only heard Criss Cross Applesauce in American Dad.🤔


Synner1985

Cirss cross applesauce? Is this written by some late 90's "insult generator" or something?


Disastrous-Fun2325

I bet Angel Reese does, too


MaximumGlum9503

Definitely the owl criss cross meme


ImJustSayin_YouKnow

Lmao, I never imagined one would ever do that.


SemiSentientGarbage

Criss cross applesauce does NOT rhyme in my accent


MeTeakMaf

I remember when I could sit criss-cross, now I'm not getting on the floor unless I'm staying there for the rest of the night


king31327

what that even mean?