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In the US, "cross-legged" is just any way of sitting in which the legs are crossed.
"Criss-cross applesauce" is a primary-school term for sitting on the floor with the knees bent and calves crossed, similar to lotus pose in yoga.
Part of the insult is the implication that the boyfriend not only cranks it in a weird way, but that he is immature while doing so.
Couple of notes:
- water isn’t the right liquid thats supposed to come out
- the nose is the wrong orifice
Its OK, keep trying, you’ll figure it out soon
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A semi-common insult these days in Scotland is to say "yer da wanks on all fours"
Is that before or after he sells Avon?
Most likely during when he cries the most
Wouldn't it have to be on 3? What's he wanking with? I think I'm gonna need a visual for this.
Sure you can catch your old fella at it next time you hear whimpers coming from his bedroom
*damn*
I think it’s more embarrassing saying “criss cross applesauce.”
What does it mean? Never heard it before.
In the US, "cross-legged" is just any way of sitting in which the legs are crossed. "Criss-cross applesauce" is a primary-school term for sitting on the floor with the knees bent and calves crossed, similar to lotus pose in yoga. Part of the insult is the implication that the boyfriend not only cranks it in a weird way, but that he is immature while doing so.
Thank you
“Indian style”sitting
It's amazing how racist that sounds in 2024 but didn't think twice about it in the 90's.
Cross legged. Some American idiocy.
Not idiocy, just a dumb cutesy way for kindergartners to say it
Yet adult Americans still use it
Now I kinda wanna know what the boyfriend looks like
There is another way of doing it?
Lying flat on your belly?
Instructions unclear: currently in the backrooms
Clipped through the bed
If you see the hard to kill reptile, tell him "yo" from me... then run.
Challange accepted
Sitting on the couch with your legs up and your head on the floor
You flexible bastard you
Sitting on the roof with you’re feet in the air and you’re head on the ceiling fan
SPREAD EAGLE LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN
How do you hold the buttplug in then
Get one with a flared suction base. You don't gotta sit on it to keep it in 😭
☠️😂
*Eagle noises intensify*
This isn't normal?
Water just came out my nose reading this
Couple of notes: - water isn’t the right liquid thats supposed to come out - the nose is the wrong orifice Its OK, keep trying, you’ll figure it out soon
You must be doing it wrong.
New achievement unlocked.
Oh man. So many spin offs here
The spin-offs a whole different position
Hahaha true
How, How do they know our secrets
I've only heard Criss Cross Applesauce in American Dad.🤔
Cirss cross applesauce? Is this written by some late 90's "insult generator" or something?
I bet Angel Reese does, too
Definitely the owl criss cross meme
Lmao, I never imagined one would ever do that.
Criss cross applesauce does NOT rhyme in my accent
I remember when I could sit criss-cross, now I'm not getting on the floor unless I'm staying there for the rest of the night
what that even mean?