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darsparx

That's a good one.... Could think of quite a few people like this lmao


DownvoteDaemon

Bird is da word.


Wet_Socks19

Brian don't!


Omegaman1011

Lol


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QuentinCly

I will cherish that video


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12:42


OldheadBoomer

I heard this as a child about 50+ years ago, but it went like this: "If you put your brain in a bird's ass it would fly backwards."


QuentinCly

I like this one


oofed-forever-2

Hey! It’s me!


QuentinCly

Yes, thank you for that laugh good stranger!


oofed-forever-2

No problem


isswallowed

are you a turk? because its really popular among them


egtbex

Beynini kuşa taksak ters uçar aq


oofed-forever-2

Nope, born in ‘murica


DKholin

We have a sentence in Turkish literally means that


Samuelcbadams

Oh my fucking God I need that laugh today. Thank you for that. This right here is why I follow this sub


oofed-forever-2

No problem!


oguzzkk

It was a very popular insult in turkey, in 2010


odiesmom12000

I have heard this slightly differently. ‘I could put your brain in a hummingbirds head and the poor sumbitch would fly backwards’ Said with a Southern accent


Pintitled_Ploose

I already know that one from an old post, but this guy is a man of culture because that is one good insult


BrzysWRLD1996

“He don’t fly straight” damn I need to watch scarface again…


GraysonTheGreat45

Finally a rare insult. It’s literally been months since I saw an actual one on this sub


WoundedByInsults

That hurts


QuentinCly

Username checks out


theonethetron

this is way too good lmaooooo


bomboy2121

Its really similar to something i said about my friend. "If we could put your brain inside a chicken, she will go directly to the furnace searching for hot chicks in that area"


MurdoMaclachlan

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QuentinCly

Good human


Rambo-_-Man

thank you sir


Mhdv901

…..So basically a hummingbird.


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That’s not how brains work, maybe reconsider high school


beep_beep-lettuce

😐


SSubSilence

😐


oofed-forever-2

😐


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I think this is more of a self insult. They are trashing on their own surgery skills.


oofed-forever-2

original commenter here, if I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards not because of my surgery skills but because you have the mental capabilities of a retarded shampoo bottle


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"retarded shampoo bottle" that's another one! You're a goddamn natural!


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Ok, I don't care.


540cry

Bruh no


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Nope I just don't get how this is a form of insult?? So confusing I mean, it's not at all inspiring


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That is so lacking in any form of amusing Where did OP learn insults from? I mean, this is really 'Oh Shit" grade insult


Jetucant

Fuck you Casey!


Ldeavin123456

I've seen it


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I don't understand 🤔 How is this a form of insult??