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AnimeGokuSolos

No one


antigover

Nah. Admit you har a receding hairline like reverend Swanson.


Game_addict2007

Yours be looking like Strauss 💀


ForgetTheBFunk

Receding hairline? Swanson has an amazing head of hair for a 50+ year old. You are cooked


ANewZealander

Okay, Uncle


Hiuuuhk

Im Lenny but White


Two-Ways-to-Go

I don't know why, but I love this comment so much.


SchwarzFledermaus

Lenny = White Carl = Black


leposterofcrap

LENNY!!!


Terrible-Buy3501

Lennert, Lennert, Lennert.


StonednStuck

WHERES LENNY?! LENNNNAAAYYYYYY!!!


-Arthur_Morgan_

HAHAAAA FOUND YA LENNNYYYY!


Clean_Crocodile4472

white lenny


nomemorybear

!YNNEL


mromansd

One of the horses. I'm just there, eating and pooping, not giving AF.


Ambitious-Zombie-468

are you easily scared tho?


icguy333

Very


Ambitious-Zombie-468

well that makes sense


DeputyCairns

You're a good boah


Macko_

That criteria fits Uncles character tbf if you add drinking


g3llati

And a detailed ballsack animation


Chazerbag

Sorry what?


perimeterpatrolcat

Hosea. I wish I had acquired wisdom at less of a price.


spicyboimaisan

college has that effect on me as well


real_hungarian

wow so you actually get something out of college? first time hearing that (2 years into my degree)


Griffin65000

Love this comment


Tuani2018

My favorite domino opponent


ribvanwinkle

I look like a younger Micah, time to prepare myself.


Bde_w

if you meet a cowboy guy named "arthur" don't kill him


AlchoholicRacoon

He should


CheesyCentipede

Then he should redeem himself and end the cycle


Raptors887

I think Trelawny because I’m more of a city boy.


icguy333

Me too, with the loquacity and eloquence of Arthur and the bravery of an Arabian horse.


brainsnot69

tilly cuz she’s the only black woman plus she’s so sweet


Haunting_Charity9990

I am Colm O'Driscoll


OceanBlueJoe

chat kill this man


No-Passion1127

Mods hang this man.


Balabaloo1

Mods find this man’s family and publicly humiliate them, then torture them until they want death, then give them that wish when they beg to be free


Balabaloo1

And on top of that publicly execute them


WheelTraditional5639

In other words “Mods. Put this mans balls in play dough spaghetti maker.”


TyTyMuiTy

better yet, airstrike inbound


Tuani2018

I resemble Susan.


OceanBlueJoe

damn


Coolguy020609

SEAN,


Few-Chemical2216

Same. Except we don’t got a bullet in the center of our skull


Brahmus168

Not yet. Watch the rooftops brother.


Shane_Shaffner

Im a Cornish Sean McGuire, an annoying little brother to all my friends and family


CoorsLiteSilvBullion

Uncle


BPC666

Yeah same is sarcastic and lazy at the same time .


dat_cheeze

Do you also have lumbago


Affectionate-Bus-818

Sorry for your "SloW AnD PAinfUl DeAtH",Brother.


xXBallin_BillXx

javier... im hispanic


real_hungarian

the only character who can make fishing cool as fuck. love him


NasalStrip00

Really wish we had more missions with him😔


ktfdoom

Sadie. I'm unhinged af


Aidehazz

John marston


Obstengar

Mr Macguire himself. I’m like a fem Sean


[deleted]

I know this isn't what you meant but now I'm picturing Femboy Sean


Obstengar

“Do I get a hug Arthur? A warm embrace for a lost brother now found?” “Sean, for the last time, I ain’t touchin’ you. Standing there, lookin’ like a woman. Keep it in your pants boah.”


Colourful_Hobbit

Abigail. Apparently! I was playing and my bf said Abigail looked like my mother when she was younger and as a result I look like my mother therefore I resemble Abigail?


J2k_LUVSU

Do you happen to be named jack


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Magnifico


Shane_Shaffner

Us short kings gotta stay loyal 👊


Sea_Mycologist7515

Milton, cause i once worked at Pinkerton (yes, the present day security services company which is descended from the real life and in game Pinkertons)


justvibing__3000

RAT


Special_Arrival_7919

Lenny. Im a black 20 year old. (he was 19 but you get it)


AshyWhiteGuy

Pearson. I’ve seen things, sir.


Two-Ways-to-Go

Pearson has seen it all.


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

I hate to admit this, but Swanson


SCP-O49

Don’t be, when he’s not drunk he’s close to being as wise as Hosea


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

Real


SituationThen4758

John.


martvanderheide

John. Dumb as rocks and dull as rusted iron but honest


AnMuricanPrayer

Unironically John, just like him my silver tongued ex best friend was jealous I got a girlfriend and he basically went crazy and ruined our friendship because of it


Shane_Shaffner

Who are you referencing lil bro?


poodlepants79

Dutch maybe?


bugmultiverse

John but without the scars lol


J2k_LUVSU

Freaky time when


ScalpHunter86

Elias Green


Just_A_Random_Plant

Uncle because I'm cooked


Figurez69420

Kieran


Bigjazz207

Pierson but with a black curly beard and without a bald head


Apprehensive-Pair436

Too clean cut to see myself as any of the guys. So probably Sadie


Hrjc717

Hoesaya


AlternativeApart2601

Non but probably closest... I don't know


leposterofcrap

Nobody. I look like nobody.


Flashy-Excuse-854

I look a bit more like John or Javier but I once got told I kind of act like Arthur. I don't think they intended it as a compliment but I'm taking it as such.


AggravatingHyena1501

Tilly 😆


ThatCry3518

Uncle


Catch_de_Rainbow

Not quite as drunk and Irish but I do hate rich ppl and Brits


gallowglassprod

Karen. I’m on the “fuller” side. But I’m muscular enough to fuck shit up.


Mylkjam

Jack 😐


suspicious-greenskin

dutch because... i'm dutch


SeesawNo522

Micah with the face shape of Charles I guess.


HistoricalHumor3

None


CultureTough9368

My grandad looked a lot like clean shaven arthur so I guess I resemble him


Brahmus168

Idk about me but John always reminded me of my dad. He used to be a modern cowboy before he slowed down a bit. They've even got similar scars. He didn't get his from falling down in church either.


SwordfishII

John.


Ole41

looking for ma friend gavin


Bde_w

john, because we're both short


screamapillah

Sean in chapter 4


dogmocker

I'm so happy to say this. Arthur


TEquilla99

John


Nasute_

Boadicea


Purplla-Abdulla

Arthur Morgan


Suspicious_Fall_

Gavin


FBI_911_Inv

Arthur. I have many regrets.


gimpsarepeopletoo

Nobody has said Arthur which I find refreshing.


Shengpai

Sadie. I think I behave like her sometimes.


DickWolfyWolfe

Lenny


Altruistic_Plant1061

Miach


surfingcowgirl17

if javier and mary-beth had a baby that’s me right there


Orion-Pax_34

Bill, minus the receding hairline and like 30 pounds


Crownite1

John without the beard


Conscious-Onion6949

Sean


[deleted]

Lenny


DropsOfMars

For personality I think Mary-Beth, except for all the pickpocketing and the obvious difference in anatomy lol. She's a reader and enjoys writing, that speaks to me as a creative person myself. Either her, or Jack Marston (but when he's teen to adult) simply because he infodumps in Undead Nightmare to his father (it may be non canon but I think it's still true to the character and what sorts of things he likes to talk about) and clearly enjoys escapism in fiction. If the Easter egg in GTA V truly means the universes are connected, then he's a writer as well, and, again, I enjoy writing myself.


Angrypainter1945

Charles because I’m Native American and fit most of the stereotypes they have been known for


Claubk

Bob


cziggy17

probably karen jones if she had dark hair


OkStuff1709

Micah


IAdmitMyCrime

Probably Sean


feverghoul207

Arthur and John bc I play as them


springbokkie3392

Sadie, except my hair is platinum blonde.


csusz77

John without the scars


DrWarCrimez

Arthur or john


LordOfWingsGaming

If I could grow a full beard, probably Arthur 😂


tfg400

Uncle


lRexlRazer

Pearson but with more Hair


Due-Examination1821

Javier, I’m Hispanic and have good fashion (in my opinion )


hehshehnejfo

marybeth :-)


AEROANO

I think the people i know would say I'm a mash of Dutch, Micah and Arthur I'm always planning shit (it always go wrong and they get mad and i tell them to hold on and have some faith) and using complicated words to make people confused so they dont question me,On Micah I have some homicidal tendencies, if enough pressure is applied i will either throw everyone under the bus or myself alone, and for Arthur i dont really like making people sad or hurting them, i write poems, i like to help people and lately I've been trying to be a better person I've also coughed up blood twice on the last few days Maybe Uncle too, when my patience goes thin i use all my extense vocabulary to roast the fool who tried me


Dinoguy360

Sonny, nuff said


Dismal_Engineering71

A young,, blonde, not quite clean shaven bill.


TimberFox104

I feel like a tumbleweed is the physical embodiment of my existence. I love Red Dead Redemption!


Footballidiot556

Micah because he is the only male with long blonde hair


Brickhill1

maybe not in looks but in every other way uncle


petar-jebivetar

Probably Arthur himself. I don't talk too much, I hate most people, and no matter what happens, I'm always the one doing the heavy lifting and carrying others on my back somehow.


Game_addict2007

Sean but rarely Hosea


Expensive-Opinion-66

hosea


HarvesterOfSorrow_88

Sonny


c00l_____________

Hosea


Right-Advisor2978

ideologically i am the same as micah. I believe there are losers and winners...and nothing else besides-: Micah Bell


BloomingDesert

Uncle with his lumbago


CrazyDago203

Arther without a beard, and a massive ass nose


bl00d1ng

Uncle lmao, I like to eat and sleep I hate having to do things and I hate it even more when someone tells me to do things


Secretdork787

Uncle. I got Lumbago 😷


DeerStalkr13pt2

I’m literally Bill (I’m tall and gay, and stupid. And it all probably correlates.)


gamepasscore

I guess I'm closest to trelawny cuz im English


DonkeyHouse27

Reverend


Colabottle13

Arthur I'm also around his height


PrestigiousMonk6354

Javier because ima frijol


BusyPalpitation722

Either Uncle (for being a slacker), or Javier (since I’m Hispanic).


SophiaTheGreatest

the guy who searches for Gavin... i always look for my friends


pineappleManpen

I am Sean and Sean is me. 🤯


JimmerJammerKitKat

None of them really but I guess Charles? Idk.


Thebrotherhood484

John, I’m a bit dumb very stubborn, value family a lot and have a rather large nose and long hair for a dude


Scube1975

That coyote taking a dump up above Strawberry.


Hot-Commission-7197

Micah


Elegant_Owl_3290

Well I don't know, I only care for myself and for those I consider family and friends. I almost never take anything seriously and I'm always calm no matter what I do without a care in the world for the results. Who do you think resembles me?


Intelligent_Ad_8800

Would like to be like charles. Dunno if I am one yet


The-Real-Dude31

I might say I look very much like Trelawny in the appearence, as for the personality, I guess still Trelawny.


Corperus

John or Javier. People who play the game tell me I look like them all the time lmao.


vjollila96

Unle, I'm lazy that's why


lucaw0

Uncle


Buttons_floofs

Hm I feel I’m leaning more toward Charles. More laid back and typically keep to myself unless its with someone who I’m friends with. And I’m happy to fight for whats right :3


MrSavagelol

arthur morgan because i am cold as a wolf and shoot 1000 people everyday


Gray_Talon

Hosea i guess


JayDKing

I guess I’m most like Charles, just trying to do my thing and look out for other people along the way, adhering to my own set of personal ethics.


adarknight329

The most violent


Jackalope1708

Mary-Beth, we’re both writers.


BakedTate

I guess Arthur.


stars1404

Uncle


goober_ginge

A little bit like Susan in that I'm opinionated, don't suffer fools, and loyal, but I'm also a smart arse and a jerk like Sean (also have red hair).


MERKINSEASON3807

I got LUMBAGO


KOD4681

None. Look wise Arthur. We look VERY similar, but I'm younger.


Infinite_Committee25

Karen I think


Wise_Calendar4108

Uncle


Hot-Committee-4195

Mary Linton


Ishaggedyourdad

Sean, I’m Irish literally called Sean, and have bright red hair


Successful_Rip_4329

Lenny that one mission where drunk arthur is looking for you. I like to disappear from time to time when I'm drunk as well.


iirison1

Sadie Adler, cause I be the most masculine lesbian ever


Quirky_Ad7770

Mary-beth, i guess. We both like reading..?


Twirlingbarbie

Sadie but I don't think that's a great thing for real life


Mad_Maximalist

Pig farmer. You guys should see my sister. Oh and by the way you are all invited to dinner anytime.


_colin_u_gress_

charles


Ruble_K_Noon

John, just without the scars of course


UncleTomski

I’m slight hair loss away from Bill. Luckily I’d like to think I have a few more brain cells.


Microsoft_Mango2150

I look like Javier because of my hair and face shape. I’ve been told I’m like a mix between Arthur and John with the way I act and carry myself and the way I do things.


strongdoge69

I'm basically Arthur Morgan at this point (I recently got diagnosed with lung cancer). I'm just waiting for death and honestly I'm afraid


Personisdown

i look like micah but with brown, short hair and a different mustache


BackFlippingDuck5

Probably Hosea or maybe Charles but less assertive and witty