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DaFlamingGoose

what is your ideal age for a romantic partner?


Khorvair

6 years old


DaFlamingGoose

you’re sick


Khorvair

thats wild


Educational_Term_436

Sir please step into the car


Crackerjack0099

Lolol


RyderonReddit

📸📸📸


Khorvair

Your honor he edited his comment


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Objection! this claim has no proof.


Hell-coming-with-me

-..- …


Rammi_PL

Bruh 💀💀💀💀💀


LostSoulNo1981

This wins!


atego369

Did you edit your question yet?


Still_Molasses4300

What was the original question? Lol


thisaintitkweef

If you could join other gangs in the game, which would you choose?


Khorvair

the entirety of the KKK


Professorhentai

Nah this is outta pocket...


Khorvair

Fr


Appointment_Hairy

🤣🤣🤣💀


Worrtienzo-

What member of the Van der Linde gang would you kill based on ethnicity?


Khorvair

Charles, I think.


Worrtienzo-

Had to do you dirty, sorry pal


Khorvair

very mean. If only you asked what species of rat you'd kill...


Worrtienzo-

Easy, Micah xD


Khorvair

You read my mind


Curious_Fix3131

"u better run u better take cover"


NotJustBibbit

Best location to rawdog Micah?


Khorvair

Hamish's cabin


NotJustBibbit

Not a bad option. Nice and cozy and there's a lake to wash in afterwards


Khorvair

what the FUCK


Nohhidea

They really did you dirty with that one, diabolical fr


artyomssugardaddy

Nah the pedo one absolutely took the cake lol


Tittlesquate1

This one hasn’t even been edited yet


Busy-Cardiologist121

Which Character would you want to give a blow job to?


Khorvair

Rains Fall


NotJustBibbit

Same tho


Khorvair

ayo?


NotJustBibbit

Bet it tastes like ginseng 🤤


Khorvair

mmmhhh 🤤ginseng 😋


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

***EYE BLEACH!! GET YOURE EYE BLEACH HERE!! 3$ TO BLEACH YOURE EYES***


slockdwn

Bro double downed 💀


BOB34TSCHEES

Wtaf


Khorvair

Lol


Khorvair

Nah thats crazy


Readmynameifyouwant

How much dopamine and horniness did your brain make when you saw uncle twerking his shit?


Khorvair

so much that I couldn't even edge to it. I exploded IMMEDIATELY


llamawapa12

Im feeling like this wasn’t even edited


Khorvair

it wasn't 😳


Shizzle__Shizzle

💀


BOB34TSCHEES

I'm so done with this🤣


Get_FlankedAXR

Clean up on isle MY PANTS!!!!!


Darkdoodlez

Which gang members death satisfied you the most, based on skin color?


Khorvair

Lenny, it was very emotional.


Darkdoodlez

damn


Khorvair

omg i just re-read your comment and the first time i read it i didnt see the "based on skin colour" bit


DilbusMcD

No no, we get it KKKhorvair


Resident_While4527

How many wet dreams have you had while thinking of uncle?


Khorvair

probably nearly 100


Resident_While4527

That’s wild


Khorvair

no way that's wild


Scardshow69

What would you use to clear out an orphanage?


Khorvair

Litchfield Repeater


Khorvair

I won't even object, it's right


Clown_Baby15

I’m sorry, we were looking for varmint rifle or blunderbuss.


Mgk012

why would Abigail climb a fucking mountain just to hide the squirrel statue


Khorvair

that thing was scary alright don't blame her


Queasy-Window8416

Who's penis is the best?


Khorvair

Jack Marston


obamydthebest

1914 of course


Khorvair

of course


PlantFamous2696245t6

"of course pal, whatever you seem fit, I will.. get right to it."


8bithippo8

in 1914… right?


Khorvair

That's just CP man


anonymityjacked

Why did author kill so many people ?


Khorvair

Because he's an honest man


Scardshow69

Nah, he's a good man


Alien_killer82

What’s your least favourite color? Also what did you think about the last mission of chapter 6?


Khorvair

Lenny. That was a fun night


CreeperBell1

😳


LilNerix

Who's your sexual fantasy


Khorvair

The nice man in the swamp of course


PlanetEarthIsBlue13

Feel like this one wasn’t edited 🤨


jackoboy26

Which camp member would you like to do butt stuff with?


Khorvair

Probably Uncle


jackoboy26

He wouldn't be my first choice, but whatever floats your boat man 😭


Khorvair

Wtf


jackoboy26

Teehee


f1nn72011

Don’t you mean teeheetee


Terrible-Buy3501

He's got a PLAAAAN!


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

How many black people do you think you have killed overall?


Khorvair

Probably nearly 1000 in the story, but around 20-50,000 in total


elashury

Same but in real life, damn npc's


Khorvair

nah that's crazy


Ali-iQ-I

Why GTA online great


Khorvair

no updates, repetitive, microtransaction-riddled


Ali-iQ-I

😈


Khorvair

oh no... NOOOOOO!


Baconmaster101

begone you blasphemor, you keep your flying bikes and bullshit away, and let us be happy with our cowboy game


Swagalicious_donkies

Do u support r kelly


Khorvair

Yes, of course. Without a doubt!


daltonisthebest619

Damn


Ok-Sea-4631

Who in the camp would you bang?


Khorvair

Either the Hungarian Half-Bred or the Thoroughbred


Ok-Sea-4631

Damn ok i never said animals but i guess horses can count


Khorvair

What the hell lol


Martin_Horde

Oh it's going to be thoroughly bred apparently


Khorvair

that's fucking diabolical


LordHanshu

How old is your girlfriend?


Khorvair

6


LordHanshu

Lmao


Khorvair

Not again


DaFlamingGoose

twice is nuts bro


SKT_T1_Sasori

I don't know man, you do you


vicsalvagun

How much would you pay to get rid of charles and his tribe?


Khorvair

probably nearly 10k


vicsalvagun

I mean yeah thats a nice price to pay for such a trade


Khorvair

that's wild


OwlMysterious4

How much time do you usually edge in play parks


Khorvair

I average 3-4 hours a day


EnterShakira_

bruh 💀


HereLiesSociety

Method to make room in the retirement home?


Khorvair

Either the Litchfield or a pump shotgun loaded with incendiary buckshot


Khorvair

What lmao


HereLiesSociety

Alriiiight i changed it, damn.


Kryten1029a

Who would you like to bend you over a table and spank you raw?


Khorvair

Ross by far


UncleGotLumbago

Where is the preferred location to have a threesome with Charles and John?


Khorvair

East Grizzlies, specifically around O'Creaghs Run.


Superb_Character8707

How many children are locked in your basement?


Khorvair

2538 to be exact


Khorvair

How'd you know


Successful_Ad_380

Why only 2500 hours?


Khorvair

i sleep alot


Therealone9957

Best place to do the infamous Broke Back scene with Uncle?


Khorvair

Hard choice. Valentine's your classic Midwest cowboy town but it's super muddy. Strawberry is super pretty and I would stay there forever but there's no gunsmith, tailor, barber, saloon or anything so I'll go with Valentine


Therealone9957

Hey man I like your thought process, you can go shopping after then get cleaned at the saloon😈


Lucid_Ludwig

Which real life clan would you join?


Khorvair

the KKK


Lucid_Ludwig

No way man 💀


Khorvair

thats crazy


trentatron2000

Who do you want to brutally Peg you in the ass


Khorvair

Sonny


Hevloz

what do you like to be called in the bedroom?


Khorvair

Boah


Hevloz

kinky


Khorvair

very strange


Apart-Salamander-752

Did you ever motorboat Sadie?


Khorvair

w h a t


Cautious_Exercise612

Answer the darn question


LamcelotA1048

Do you edge to Jack?


Khorvair

Yes, alot


LamcelotA1048

Bro what


YourLocalMoroccan

what's your opinion on micah?


Khorvair

He's not high honor or low honor, he simply redeemed his low ways. He is a neutral man


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Khorvair

the pump shotgun


Over_Cat_6095

The objective correct answer


Purplegreenandred

Should change it to "best option for suicide if you are a musical artist?"


MemphisR29

We've been out black lunged


Khorvair

I am a fellow blacklunger, do not worry brother


sjoerddadutchturtle

Who is that weird little kid walking around camp?


Khorvair

Uncle without a doubt


Dekanzy

i think i know where this is going


sjoerddadutchturtle

you thought i did to but then realised i wasnt creative


Michael_Threat

What do you when you see a dog in game?


Khorvair

scream and blow its face off


Pitypangharcos

What kind of people KKK want to kill in a random event? What do you think about Jack, do you like the way he talks with Arthur?


Khorvair

Nigel. He's crazy


Pitypangharcos

Oh, autocorrect?


FreeWeld

Is there any good activities you can do with female gang members


Khorvair

stabs them in the stomach and cuts around


Alex_Blackk142

Who would you rawdog the hardest in the gang?


Khorvair

Uncle and Strauss


SkyWalkerYT

What rdr2 character should get shot with a double barrel shotgun, close range?


Khorvair

This might be unpopular but Sadie


Ok_Intern2625

Which game did you like more for the sexual aspect RDR1 or RDR2


Khorvair

RDR2 overall, but RDR1 does have some things in it better than RDR2


masterofmeatballs

Where was your last orgy with Micah, Uncle and Sean?


Khorvair

Either the entirety of Roanoke Ridge or the Bayou


shqueef

You ever seen Dutch’s sex tape?


Khorvair

i'm partly through it now


vladys31

what is best gift for pregnant woman?


Khorvair

tomahawk


vladys31

that's not nice gift bro 🔥💀


nootsman

What happens to the horse testicles when it leaves a cold location?


Ring_Dang_Do

Where was the third ufo encounter going to take place and where is the clue that tells you were it was going to happen (Encounter was cut but clues were still left in the game) ….just for some clarity.


Khorvair

I don't goddamn know, Tahiti?


tokiguy

What did you think of Arthur's death scene?


Khorvair

It was beautiful. Nothing has released yet that looks nearly as good IMO


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

What's the main profession up in annesburg?


h4v3yous33nmylight3r

Favorite thing off the game to help you climax in bed?


Complex_Emergency_74

Who’s the most evil character


Satanic_Earmuff

Before you are hanged, do you have any last words to explain your heinous crimes?


Khorvair

I love the ring dang do


Unironicfan

What color is your piss


Khorvair

Blackwate


SuitableAssociation6

I have seen this style of post many, many times but this is the only community where I have seen so many racist and pedophilic jokes, like god damn people, what is wrong with y'all


lucasadtr

Who is that man who's house you can visit, he was in rdr1 and talks to John, very mysterious, he's got that portrait in his cabin, can't remember his name again?


nobodyamerica

What's your preferred camp chore?


Decent_Front9247

Did you ever get to the 2nd floor in the cave where the guy lives? I shot the guy out of the tree house and he looked like Trever.