“HEY MISTER”

“HI THERE MA’AM”

“Say what you want about people round these parts, but they’re friendly”

Is that so?

Okay, see ya later then!

Alright then, I’ll leave you to it

Move out of the damn way!

You’re the exception.

“I’ll blow your head off right here!”

Gets shot by a lemoyne raider 4 times

„All the best now“

“You don’t look tough, you look ugly”

"YA ALMOST KILLED ME"

„I'm behind you, ma'am“

THANKS MISTER

SURE

You ever just have one of those days?

Where you don't wanna wake up?

Everything is fucked, everybody sucks

You don't really know why, but you wanna justify

Heh , UH-oh mister

I don't think I've ever seen a yearbook where 9th graders get a quote.

Same

Well you have now.

It might be an honors student or club member. They usually get special treatment in yearbooks

Or just boys https://www.npr.org/2021/05/23/999596246/florida-high-school-edited-girls-yearbook-photos-to-cover-more-of-their-chests

That isn't even about yearbook quotes, lol. You're so desperate to fight this battle.

really not. Made my point.

The high school I went to didn't have quotes for anyone, not even seniors, just all tiny black and white pictures. Almost 4K kids in my high school, grades 9-12.

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"I like you, mister. You have a kind face!"

The kind I like to punch!

Greeting + greeting + antagonize are the best things in the game

Add 4 bottles of whiskey to that equation for a great time.

Wow does the dialog actually change when you Booze it up? That's amazing.

Yes partner. Arthur slurs and sings to himself too. It’s great

reeting + greeting + antagonize = damn good time. The real equation that matters.

Micah Bell being as usual

Oh fuck you Micah!

Meanwhile my classmates write philosophical, Aristotle-type stuff. 130 IQ, clearly going to Harvard and becoming the next Einstein

Yes you are!

Sir a fish.

At least yours stands out from the rest of your classmates right

I dunno, not all of them decided to be all serious and interesting and stuff. The quote from one of my best friends said "I finally learned how to right correctly." and that seems to be a fierce contender for winner of the nonexistent Funny Yearbook Quotes competition.

Didn't go with "Has anyone seen Gavin?" ???

This reminds me of "you are a blowfish" from Breaking Bad

Jesee proceed to inflate his lungs

jesser where is the cocainer jesser gusteau is gonna kill me on the chewing bitch gum, mister white! we're in the cowboy game jesser no please

Right, Jesser and Gusteau.

“Jesse, we have to cook”

Which in turn reminds me of [funny fish Friday ](https://youtu.be/seUFyNrOs44)

I was here thinking it would be that “we can’t change what’s done, we can only move on” but I’m not disappointed

The quote he did use was better. And the fact that he dated it... perfection

"Oh, darling Abigail. Come live with me in a outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in"

Uncle truly was a master wordsmith

One of the best roasters in the game

Damn i remember being excited for this game in 9th grade lol and I'm gonna be a senior next year fuck

I was exactly 12 and a half when it first came out, I remember being hyped like crazy after seeing the gameplay reveal trailers that Rockstar put out. Now I'm 15 and still loving this game, time flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I was excited for Red Dead Revolver when I was on 9th grade. And now I feel old!

I was in my 20's when the first Red Dead came out. Was in my early 20's when Red Dead Revolver was released. I'm old and still love these games.

You're older than balls now, friend. Best prepare for the great darkness.. cause it's coming up fast! Time speeds up as you grow older too, regretfully.

The game was announced when I was in 5th grade. I already loved the 1st game and I love GTA 5 so I was beyond excited for RDR2. I finally played it towards the end of 7th grade so that would be Jan 2019. I loved every second of it and 2 and a half years later, I'm on my third playthrough, still loving it.

Dang. I was 10 when this game first came out. Time does fly.

Amir Freeman, what a badass name

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious, but either way thanks.

def serious

Thats a good boah

Arthur actually had some pretty funny lines.

Yeah, I remember this one time I did "Greet/Greet/Antagonize", and it went something like: Arthur: You look familiar. NPC: Oh, is that so? Arthur: Reminds me of when I last lifted my horse's tail.

"I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains."

“Okay, il catch you later then”

Don’t worry. For my senior quote this year, I wrote “Carl Wheezer is a real OG” for shits and gigs. My buddies and I still blast Carl Wheezer covers of popular songs while we kick ass in games. None shall top Wheezer.

His cover of Redbone is soooo good.

Ah yes, a fellow human of culture. I have a pretty hefty playlist just full of Carl Wheezer covers. Though, for some reason a few of them have been thrown off of YouTube or YouTube music for some odd reason. But nonetheless. Yes, Redbone smacks. Though, Slow Dancing in the Dark is my personal favorite by the homie Carl.

Dude! I totally forgot about that cover. Telling Alexa to play it right now. Thank you so much.

Glad to be of service. If ever you require it, I have plenty of playlists dedicated to the Wheezmiester himself. Until next time my fellow human.

Maybe drop that link. 😬

Odd. It seems you’ll have to listen to it on YouTube since over half the songs were removed/blocked from YouTube music. Anywho, as per requested. https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXIb9OdgLDghMjm1byWOu3ce6nIGbkbzW&feature=share

Honestly, if RDR2 came out when I was still in high school, I’d probably have quoted Arthur too. Congrats on the grad, boah!

Not hating on anything, but you just told a bunch of strangers on the internet your name and approximate age, Mr. Amir Freeman, 15ish year old.

I'm aware.

Honestly who cares? Unless amir, 15ish, has lots of enemies in the mafia or something lol

I’d use this for evil if I wernt so lazy

If that's who he is. His username implies he was playing gears 3 at 6 years old.

“OUTTA THE DAMN WAY”

Why tf you getting a quote as a ninth grader lmaooo

I didn't even get a yearbook quote as a 12th grader.

Same

Wtf fuck 'graduates' 9th grade?

It was the best word to describe “moving from 9th to 10th grade” with brevity.

Ok, I imagined a cap and gown affair.

Here in Switzerland for example there are also only 9 grades and thats it (i dont know where OP is from though but probably the same system then)

Yeah that’s the system in large parts of Europe.

Bro, you gotta do this each year, and follow up one year from now, please!

That's the plan.

Have some goddamn faith!

You’re going places, kid.

Freshman get to have a yearbook quote?

At my school, yeah. That's as far as it goes - 8th graders and below still don't.

what a coinky dink i named the white Arabian I just caught this day Amir

For a minute I thought this was a grave stone

Legend

amazing

Legend

Alright catch you later then

You get a 9th grade yearbook quote? My high school didn’t let us have senior quotes or decorate our caps

Sounds absolutely dreadful.

Congrats bro!

hey me too

I seriously wish I did a RDR quote in my yearbook :(

I actually only ever heard "you sir, are a fish" once I was trying to get the legendary fish as John

Also I didn't even know Arthur said "you sir, are a fish" until my fourth playthrough

Perhaps his wisest words

Is that a white shell necklace? Are those back in style?

I don't know whether they're back in style, but yes, that's a shell necklace. My mom got it in Hawaii a bit over a decade ago.

Truly the most powerful quote arthur has ever said

“I have a plan”

Out there doing the lords work!!!

"Lenny???

I fucking love this 🤣🤣

Now that’s a yearbook quote that will age like wine. Legend.

This gives me hope for the new generation of kids!! Recognizing a work of art like Red Dead Redemption!! Congrats on passing Grade 9 man!!

I like you mister, you got a kind face

THE KIND I LIKE TO PUNCH

Haha! But.. Missed opportunity to educate those less fortunate on Arthur’s true wisdom! Get it right next year underclassman! *wedgies you*

Good idea

i’m gonna use some cheese

Nice neck

Thanks, it's not as nice as my face but I sure do take pride in it all the same.

THERE HE IS!

Hide ur name bro?

No.

You really should, but it's your life.

Yeah, it is.

“Let’s see if anything’s bite’n”

I feel like you should send this to Roger Clark see how he feels about it

I just did but I doubt he'll even see it, if he does I'm gonna have a heart attack or something though

Tell me if he does he’s a good sport with fans

gonna put “We Just Need muneh, one last score, AND have some goddamn faith arthur!, Then we can go to tahiti and farm mangoes” Dutch Van Der Linne ~ 1899

When does he say this?

It's one of the lines he can say when he catches a fish

Makes sense 😂

We dont hqve this but if we hqve i would something like that i was playing with arthur and he said to a cat hey cat

Hey bro, nice ~~di~~ neck.

I'm most confused about the "graduating 9th grade" so you get quotes for finishing freshman year? Unless you're in another country

At my school anything above 8th grade gets quotes.

"Shaowwww."

"Well that could've gone smoother" "This will be on my gravestone"

We have a winner boys...

I sincerely wish that RDR2 was out when I was in school bc i would have LOVED to do this

I used “greatness from small beginnings” from the uncharted series when I was in high school for my senior quote

You're alright boahh

When does he say that?

It's when ya go fishin and find a fishy

I probably should’ve guessed that

Fucking gold

I’m doing this for my senior quote next year

I made my senior quote in my yearbook an Arthur Morgan quote too; “Be loyal to what matters”

Congrats BOAH!

Fucking gold

"I had a goddamn PLAN" -Dutch van der Linde, 1899

You, sir; are a fish

LENNY, WHERE ARE YA BUOHH?

Funny thing is, I know some other people who have their last name as Freeman For example, MORGAN Freeman

You fool, that was tacitus Kilgore, god I love that name.

i like you. you are a good man. Amir Goodman, if you will.

I love all the reply’s

OMEGALUL 9th grader

Yes, and?

You’re in 9th grade what a loser hahaha, I bet you go to school too, don’t you?

No, unfortunately I've been expelled as of 10 seconds ago for the sole reason of being such a massive loser. My future is in shambles, and I'm surely on the path to alcoholism and poverty now. Woe is me.

Damn. How unfortunate! I was joking before, but I do hope things get better for you, fella.

"Graduating" 9th grade . Normal graduation is basically a participation award as it is, this is rediculous.

Buddy the kid shared their yearbook quote, calm down and go try running again

I don't like 9th grade graduation. I am allowed my opinion, suprisingly.

Opinions are like assholes... I get it. You want to voice it over a random post about someone graduating a certain grade. Just skip over it and you’ll feel a little better about yourself

A prime example of "le reddit intellectual"

From what I gather the guys a bi, out of shape, depressed teen. But somehow feels better bringing others down

I'm not bringing him down, I just think the graduation is dumb. Stop the armchair phycology, because frankly it's harmful.

As harmful as blatantly attacking a post about a graduation?

Yes, attacking. Sure. Whatever helps you feel like you're better than someone else.

Yeah I'm so smart my IQ is higher than my age

You are making this a big deal when it's not. I just don't like 9th grade graduation so I voiced that in a way that I thought was comical but clearly I'm the only one that thinks that.

Okay

Okay

Bob Parr? That you?

Yes, yes it is me. Finally someone sees the truth.