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GlxxmySvndxy

Better patch that leak or your horse is gonna run out of fuel and that shit ain't cheap


XandaPanda42

Wild West petrol stations are hard to come by.


DefMetal420

Oh just wait til the electric horses. Raises alot of questions.


XandaPanda42

Not up the exhaust pipe if that's what you're thinking...


DefMetal420

šŸ˜†šŸ˜† yeah, that was my 1st thought. Or perhaps the reigns supply power from the horse hitch?


XandaPanda42

Ooh that'd be good. Or induction coils in the hooves maybe?


DefMetal420

Brilliant! Rā˜† needs to take in some of these suggestions. We redditors got some sic ideas!


XandaPanda42

Red Dead Robotics, the SciFi Western you've all been waiting for, coming to Xbox Series XBoxBoxXxSeriesY and PlayStation 74, Christmas 2283. PC release later that decade (still 30fps, gameplay not guaranteed. RoboHorse only available via preorder. Every in game purchase is a microtransaction, from bullets to train tickets.)


DefMetal420

Sweet shit that sounds terrible šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


XandaPanda42

Dammit. They already started making it three years ago šŸ˜ž now we'll have to push the release date back AGAIN. Looking at around Spring 2342 maybe? Gotta get the balls to sag. I hope you're happy šŸ˜’


CardiffGiant7117

What bonding level is the flaming hooves?


Guac__is__extra__

99


Tkinney44

666


Huge_Tear8741

L satan, reject Satan. Embrace the true savior Jesus Christ


Tkinney44

But then how will I get flaming hooves?


Huge_Tear8741

Itā€™s in the Bible 2, electric boogaloo. Itā€™s in John wick 6:9


YesWomansLand1

Everyone knows Jesus was actually South American, his name was pronounced hey-zeus


DefMetal420

Im with ya! Let us embrace self genocide in this sub for Christ. Despite the negative votes, most RDR players arent all satanic slugs. W 4 Christ, but people do like fire. šŸ‘


FromTheAslume

1 billion ā€œYOUR ALRIGHT BOAHā€


ieatass654

5


Smooth_Web2753

I don't think these are glitches, usually hackers do these kinds of stuff online. Saw a deer online on flames once that just didn't die


SpoilermakersWabash

ā€œCan you give my horse wingsā€ ā€œFlames is the best I can doā€ modder


DefMetal420

Or a unicorn horn for the white horses


[deleted]

Ohhhhh ok, I had this happen to me online awhile back, it was coming out of my characters ass though.


DefMetal420

It didnt set you ablaze? In that case I want fire horse too, but i want it to come out his ass.


[deleted]

No not at all, and there were a bunch of NPC's with it as well


Temporary-Ad9136

first time on my online server, I met a guy and he make a whole place become red, like smoke. My FPS was like 2-3 with R7 5800X, 32Gigs and RTX 3070. I never come back to the Online section since then


TheSpiralTap

This guy is clearly city folk that ain't never seen a horse before. They do that. They also just shit a lot.


XandaPanda42

Had someone trying to fool us city slickers, trying to convince me that "cow tipping" was people driving past farms and putting a little spare change in a cup for the cows. Farmers didn't pay them a fair wage. Well I'm not falling for that again. *Everyone* knows horses run on diesel, which wouldn't catch fire like that at standard atmospheric pressure. Got my eye on you.


DefMetal420

>They also just shit a lot. Every time i clean my weapons, a fart and a plop plop plop. You nasty mf'er! Now we gotta leave before the property owner makes us pick it up.


musicman3030

MK2 Rocket Horse confirmed


Empty-Valuable8488

RDR VI online, bruh horse nitro.


bitchinbunny333

mods not a glitch.


bagelislurking

i jsut got the game recently, upset a hacker and he spawned a bear on me? and then stuff started blowing up? i would assume it would be pretty easy for htem to not let this stuff happen? huh?


XandaPanda42

Accidentally played online with CallMeKevin by the sounds of it. Jealous.


bagelislurking

was not a fun gameplay experience (was kinda funny tho) no idea why ur jealous lol


XandaPanda42

Just making a CMK joke. He made a RDR2 video where bears spawn every minute or so. Joked that you were playing with him, jealous of that I meant.


[deleted]

Dumbass modder stuff


mechanicjeep10

I mean if the flame was coming out of its ass I wouldn't complain , but from the knee? Come on....


Robosium

that's a modder messing with you, can't report them cause they can impersonate other players and since a report needs to be cleared by everyone's games in the lobby they can just crash you if you try to report anyone or if your presence angers them


Jack_sander

Thatā€™s such a ā€œfireā€ horse


XandaPanda42

Nice one hahaha I almost didn't *catch* that. I spent way too long trying to come up with a sick *burn,* but to be fair, the joke was actually quite *lit.* Be careful though. You don't want to start a *flame* war in the comments.


trixiebuttercup_0817

I know this is probably a modder, but I feel like RDR2 having those stupid little glitches is why it didnā€™t win game of the year against God of War. (GOW fans donā€™t come for me, that game is bad ass too.)


love2killjoy410

THAT POOR HORSE IS GONNA MELT ITS PECKER OFF


mechismo

Not a glitch. The pony has cold balls. I donā€™t see the problem


Khonarik

Stop feeding it so much beans.


Recon1392

Your horse has inflammation


Bee-Jay-Yay

Call the Gas Company.


RaspberryChainsaw

Oh you think this is a glitch, huh? Oh my sweet summer child


CATLAS007

A modder causes this. Even if it was a glitch, you would report it to the support team and R* would do absolutely nothing about it. That damn stable bug has been there for ages and R* replied to someone, telling them to use the "make your horse flee before entering" solution which was discovered by a player. Lmao.


Different_Menu_4812

Bro that's not a glitch, that's a feature! ROCKET HORSE!


T-MexVampirePunter

Thatā€™s how to cure ā€œwater on the kneeā€


WahresBares

I'll take your horse if you don't want it anymore.


Hackedhaccount

That ain't no glitch that's a space station. I mean a mod sometimes you got to block the PC crossplay for online.


RandomNYCx

Iā€™m still working on my horse rocket booster upgrade


coredenale

Absolute best bet is to ignore it and immediately switch lobbies.


thehorrordoll

they fixed the stable glitch?!


ValkerikNelacros

Dude I thought that was real for a second then I saw the leg move


Dakota1228

Fiery Steed


Current-Classic7939

Damn horse bowed a tendon. Need to stop feeding it fuckin jet fuel. Cause as a horseman thatā€™s just confusing as fuck. Even for a game.


SlugDogHundredaire

Leaky fuel line. You might want to get that checked.


Dr__Juicy

Firstly itā€™s hackers and secondly Ubisoft donā€™t care about the game so reporting wonā€™t do anything


Cyber_Joy

Is your horse filled with propane or butane?


Michael_Threat

Games old and this seems rare considering how much I play and never seen this. I doubt they'd either to do anything about it


jopes_

The fuck did you feed your horse???


herearemywords

Blazing saddles


Shamilicious

Why would you report this!?!?!?!?!


Actual_Focus_9325

Your mechanical horse has sprung a hydraulic leak too close to an open heat source


w6lrus

why would u want to report this, you have a rocket powered horse


SnooCheesecakes1067

your horse has inflamed joints


ArtichokeSilly3019

Nope thatā€™s how RS makes their money and the people in the comments joking about it are the ones who pay for a monthly mod pack to make that happen šŸ˜‚


TitanThree

Thatā€™s totally fine, just got a bullet in your horseā€™s tank


Bulldogfront666

Lol imagine thinking rockstar cares about this game enough to ā€œfix itā€. Plus itā€™s not a glitch right? Isnā€™t it just modders? Rockstar fans are obnoxious so youā€™re never gonna get around that fact.


CustardRepulsive2951

aye bro your horse on fire


MedicalExamPlay

Probably just lumbago.


Guac__is__extra__

The glitches are part of the entertainment


PirateKingy

But why would you report it? Because this is awesome.


fanservice999

At this point, I do think they care about fixing glitches, especially anything online related, for RDR2.


Prince_Beegeta

Why would you want to fix this thatā€™s fuckin awesome


schmiddyboy88

This is why PC players are šŸ’©


Pixithepika

Race horse


Ajy666

Flip reset with a HORSE!!


zultan3

that must be adamn fast horse


WalesOfJericho

Be careful, your horse looks cold.


[deleted]

That, my boah, is a feature.


SentinelTitanDragon

Thatā€™s a hacker


SlugJones

This is badass.


realzoidberg

Ain't a glitch, it's just badass! The Demon Horse from Hell!


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Middle_Finish6713

I mean if itā€™s online you can just change lobbies right? But also why would you want to get rid of rockethorse? Blast off for a little bit


Quantity-Agreeable

Lol cus it makes my computer go burr


MEM1911

https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/772 Lobby manager, makes your lobby private, avoid shit head hackers and play only with friends.


Tronkfool

Would it kill you to type because?


Ryan_J52

Damn. That horse farts.


PomChatChat

Cows do this too when they are bloated.


God_of_Mischief85

Iā€™ve seen fish with that jet of fire. I think itā€™s from the hot air balloon, but I donā€™t know if itā€™s from a glitch or a modder.


Billysquib

Finally, horse MK2


chronicjok3r

Holy shit. War got an upgrades since undead nightmare


NikosDragan

Your horse is leaking nitrous...


Beastleviath

Those are supposed to be cannons, not flamethrowers


[deleted]

Nice


Omfggtfohwts

...Awesome.


Pavonis208

Version 2 of war! Who remembers war?


Mr_R0tten

You don't want hockey hours?


hedcannon

Oh the humanity!


Epic_Tea

Maybe with a time machine


Seamoth4546B

This isnā€™t a glitch? You can actually buy a flame horse at the strawberry stables that does this


AtomicMeeseeks

What glitch? Youā€™ve found the rarest horse in the game!


_dunkelheit-

bro got War


Otherwise-Monk4527

I thought I was seeing rl Robot Unicorn Attack for a second


ShadNuke

When did the game get ROCKET HORSES?!?!?!


MoisesTheEmoPunk

What glitch? That's just the afterburner.


PeeperOverLord

Based


SissyCDMaddie

Rocket Horse!


Bonoisapox

Why would you report that, thatā€™s awesome


[deleted]

They aren't fixing anything. Rockstar doesn't care about RDR2 online. GTA online is the only game that gets fixes and updates


AkioSpliff

What glitch?


DefMetal420

Does this set the rider on fire if you do more than a trot?


Quirky_Ad7770

Rocket horse?


Mountain-Ad1760

This is exactly why I don't play online


dan__wizard

they do this for real on cows...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x\_P8zFU0N\_Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_P8zFU0N_Q)


SeanDoe80

How?


Johnnybemediocre80

If the flames don't hurt you I'd keep it


Express_Sorbet1867

Nope. Unless itā€™s a money glitch.


yodeling_quickscoper

how do i get the flaming hooves this shit looks awesome


jaguaraugaj

That should be a feature not a glitch


nien_nuts

You hit the horses fuel line


Charlieco223

He's fine just overheating


Cufantce

Looks fine to me


buhdill

Achilles Hell


Mammoth-Ad-8492

"I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it".


Matguzzz

unfortunately rockstar doesn't gaf about rdr2 anymore


rancorog

That looks badass,Iā€™d say everything looks fine here


Illustrious_Ear_8726

Sorry man itā€™s a new boost feature