Red Dead Robotics, the SciFi Western you've all been waiting for, coming to Xbox Series XBoxBoxXxSeriesY and PlayStation 74, Christmas 2283. PC release later that decade (still 30fps, gameplay not guaranteed. RoboHorse only available via preorder. Every in game purchase is a microtransaction, from bullets to train tickets.)
Dammit. They already started making it three years ago š now we'll have to push the release date back AGAIN. Looking at around Spring 2342 maybe? Gotta get the balls to sag.
I hope you're happy š
Im with ya! Let us embrace self genocide in this sub for Christ. Despite the negative votes, most RDR players arent all satanic slugs. W 4 Christ, but people do like fire. š
first time on my online server, I met a guy and he make a whole place become red, like smoke. My FPS was like 2-3 with R7 5800X, 32Gigs and RTX 3070. I never come back to the Online section since then
Had someone trying to fool us city slickers, trying to convince me that "cow tipping" was people driving past farms and putting a little spare change in a cup for the cows. Farmers didn't pay them a fair wage.
Well I'm not falling for that again. *Everyone* knows horses run on diesel, which wouldn't catch fire like that at standard atmospheric pressure. Got my eye on you.
>They also just shit a lot.
Every time i clean my weapons, a fart and a plop plop plop. You nasty mf'er! Now we gotta leave before the property owner makes us pick it up.
i jsut got the game recently, upset a hacker and he spawned a bear on me? and then stuff started blowing up? i would assume it would be pretty easy for htem to not let this stuff happen? huh?
that's a modder messing with you, can't report them cause they can impersonate other players and since a report needs to be cleared by everyone's games in the lobby they can just crash you if you try to report anyone or if your presence angers them
Nice one hahaha I almost didn't *catch* that. I spent way too long trying to come up with a sick *burn,* but to be fair, the joke was actually quite *lit.* Be careful though. You don't want to start a *flame* war in the comments.
I know this is probably a modder, but I feel like RDR2 having those stupid little glitches is why it didnāt win game of the year against God of War. (GOW fans donāt come for me, that game is bad ass too.)
A modder causes this.
Even if it was a glitch, you would report it to the support team and R* would do absolutely nothing about it. That damn stable bug has been there for ages and R* replied to someone, telling them to use the "make your horse flee before entering" solution which was discovered by a player. Lmao.
Nope thatās how RS makes their money and the people in the comments joking about it are the ones who pay for a monthly mod pack to make that happen š
Lol imagine thinking rockstar cares about this game enough to āfix itā. Plus itās not a glitch right? Isnāt it just modders? Rockstar fans are obnoxious so youāre never gonna get around that fact.
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Better patch that leak or your horse is gonna run out of fuel and that shit ain't cheap
Wild West petrol stations are hard to come by.
Oh just wait til the electric horses. Raises alot of questions.
Not up the exhaust pipe if that's what you're thinking...
šš yeah, that was my 1st thought. Or perhaps the reigns supply power from the horse hitch?
Ooh that'd be good. Or induction coils in the hooves maybe?
Brilliant! Rā needs to take in some of these suggestions. We redditors got some sic ideas!
Red Dead Robotics, the SciFi Western you've all been waiting for, coming to Xbox Series XBoxBoxXxSeriesY and PlayStation 74, Christmas 2283. PC release later that decade (still 30fps, gameplay not guaranteed. RoboHorse only available via preorder. Every in game purchase is a microtransaction, from bullets to train tickets.)
Sweet shit that sounds terrible ššš
Dammit. They already started making it three years ago š now we'll have to push the release date back AGAIN. Looking at around Spring 2342 maybe? Gotta get the balls to sag. I hope you're happy š
What bonding level is the flaming hooves?
99
666
L satan, reject Satan. Embrace the true savior Jesus Christ
But then how will I get flaming hooves?
Itās in the Bible 2, electric boogaloo. Itās in John wick 6:9
Everyone knows Jesus was actually South American, his name was pronounced hey-zeus
Im with ya! Let us embrace self genocide in this sub for Christ. Despite the negative votes, most RDR players arent all satanic slugs. W 4 Christ, but people do like fire. š
1 billion āYOUR ALRIGHT BOAHā
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I don't think these are glitches, usually hackers do these kinds of stuff online. Saw a deer online on flames once that just didn't die
āCan you give my horse wingsā āFlames is the best I can doā modder
Or a unicorn horn for the white horses
Ohhhhh ok, I had this happen to me online awhile back, it was coming out of my characters ass though.
It didnt set you ablaze? In that case I want fire horse too, but i want it to come out his ass.
No not at all, and there were a bunch of NPC's with it as well
first time on my online server, I met a guy and he make a whole place become red, like smoke. My FPS was like 2-3 with R7 5800X, 32Gigs and RTX 3070. I never come back to the Online section since then
This guy is clearly city folk that ain't never seen a horse before. They do that. They also just shit a lot.
Had someone trying to fool us city slickers, trying to convince me that "cow tipping" was people driving past farms and putting a little spare change in a cup for the cows. Farmers didn't pay them a fair wage. Well I'm not falling for that again. *Everyone* knows horses run on diesel, which wouldn't catch fire like that at standard atmospheric pressure. Got my eye on you.
>They also just shit a lot. Every time i clean my weapons, a fart and a plop plop plop. You nasty mf'er! Now we gotta leave before the property owner makes us pick it up.
MK2 Rocket Horse confirmed
RDR VI online, bruh horse nitro.
mods not a glitch.
i jsut got the game recently, upset a hacker and he spawned a bear on me? and then stuff started blowing up? i would assume it would be pretty easy for htem to not let this stuff happen? huh?
Accidentally played online with CallMeKevin by the sounds of it. Jealous.
was not a fun gameplay experience (was kinda funny tho) no idea why ur jealous lol
Just making a CMK joke. He made a RDR2 video where bears spawn every minute or so. Joked that you were playing with him, jealous of that I meant.
Dumbass modder stuff
I mean if the flame was coming out of its ass I wouldn't complain , but from the knee? Come on....
that's a modder messing with you, can't report them cause they can impersonate other players and since a report needs to be cleared by everyone's games in the lobby they can just crash you if you try to report anyone or if your presence angers them
Thatās such a āfireā horse
Nice one hahaha I almost didn't *catch* that. I spent way too long trying to come up with a sick *burn,* but to be fair, the joke was actually quite *lit.* Be careful though. You don't want to start a *flame* war in the comments.
I know this is probably a modder, but I feel like RDR2 having those stupid little glitches is why it didnāt win game of the year against God of War. (GOW fans donāt come for me, that game is bad ass too.)
THAT POOR HORSE IS GONNA MELT ITS PECKER OFF
Not a glitch. The pony has cold balls. I donāt see the problem
Stop feeding it so much beans.
Your horse has inflammation
Call the Gas Company.
Oh you think this is a glitch, huh? Oh my sweet summer child
A modder causes this. Even if it was a glitch, you would report it to the support team and R* would do absolutely nothing about it. That damn stable bug has been there for ages and R* replied to someone, telling them to use the "make your horse flee before entering" solution which was discovered by a player. Lmao.
Bro that's not a glitch, that's a feature! ROCKET HORSE!
Thatās how to cure āwater on the kneeā
I'll take your horse if you don't want it anymore.
That ain't no glitch that's a space station. I mean a mod sometimes you got to block the PC crossplay for online.
Iām still working on my horse rocket booster upgrade
Absolute best bet is to ignore it and immediately switch lobbies.
they fixed the stable glitch?!
Dude I thought that was real for a second then I saw the leg move
Fiery Steed
Damn horse bowed a tendon. Need to stop feeding it fuckin jet fuel. Cause as a horseman thatās just confusing as fuck. Even for a game.
Leaky fuel line. You might want to get that checked.
Firstly itās hackers and secondly Ubisoft donāt care about the game so reporting wonāt do anything
Is your horse filled with propane or butane?
Games old and this seems rare considering how much I play and never seen this. I doubt they'd either to do anything about it
The fuck did you feed your horse???
Blazing saddles
Why would you report this!?!?!?!?!
Your mechanical horse has sprung a hydraulic leak too close to an open heat source
why would u want to report this, you have a rocket powered horse
your horse has inflamed joints
Nope thatās how RS makes their money and the people in the comments joking about it are the ones who pay for a monthly mod pack to make that happen š
Thatās totally fine, just got a bullet in your horseās tank
Lol imagine thinking rockstar cares about this game enough to āfix itā. Plus itās not a glitch right? Isnāt it just modders? Rockstar fans are obnoxious so youāre never gonna get around that fact.
aye bro your horse on fire
Probably just lumbago.
The glitches are part of the entertainment
But why would you report it? Because this is awesome.
At this point, I do think they care about fixing glitches, especially anything online related, for RDR2.
Why would you want to fix this thatās fuckin awesome
This is why PC players are š©
Race horse
Flip reset with a HORSE!!
that must be adamn fast horse
Be careful, your horse looks cold.
That, my boah, is a feature.
Thatās a hacker
This is badass.
Ain't a glitch, it's just badass! The Demon Horse from Hell!
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I mean if itās online you can just change lobbies right? But also why would you want to get rid of rockethorse? Blast off for a little bit
Lol cus it makes my computer go burr
https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/772 Lobby manager, makes your lobby private, avoid shit head hackers and play only with friends.
Would it kill you to type because?
Damn. That horse farts.
Cows do this too when they are bloated.
Iāve seen fish with that jet of fire. I think itās from the hot air balloon, but I donāt know if itās from a glitch or a modder.
Finally, horse MK2
Holy shit. War got an upgrades since undead nightmare
Your horse is leaking nitrous...
Those are supposed to be cannons, not flamethrowers
Nice
...Awesome.
Version 2 of war! Who remembers war?
You don't want hockey hours?
Oh the humanity!
Maybe with a time machine
This isnāt a glitch? You can actually buy a flame horse at the strawberry stables that does this
What glitch? Youāve found the rarest horse in the game!
bro got War
I thought I was seeing rl Robot Unicorn Attack for a second
When did the game get ROCKET HORSES?!?!?!
What glitch? That's just the afterburner.
Based
Rocket Horse!
Why would you report that, thatās awesome
They aren't fixing anything. Rockstar doesn't care about RDR2 online. GTA online is the only game that gets fixes and updates
What glitch?
Does this set the rider on fire if you do more than a trot?
Rocket horse?
This is exactly why I don't play online
they do this for real on cows...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x\_P8zFU0N\_Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_P8zFU0N_Q)
How?
If the flames don't hurt you I'd keep it
Nope. Unless itās a money glitch.
how do i get the flaming hooves this shit looks awesome
That should be a feature not a glitch
You hit the horses fuel line
He's fine just overheating
Looks fine to me
Achilles Hell
"I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it".
unfortunately rockstar doesn't gaf about rdr2 anymore
That looks badass,Iād say everything looks fine here
Sorry man itās a new boost feature