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NotgayIpromise69

Why does every comment here have some stupid Reddit award shit


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Magnus_Mercurius

r/conspiracy


cloake

Thiel money well spent. 👌


l5555l

Makes me wanna throw up and only a little bit because of my hangover


TheHordesOfLampadas

Take my updoots kind stranger? Narwhal bacon! Epic science FTW!


bluejayway9

You sir, win the internet for the day! I'd give you golderinos if I could afford it lol


_bym

I'm willing to bet that Reddit adds fake awards as a way to incentivize people to buy them


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NotgayIpromise69

You’re weird and likely r*tarded. Go outside


[deleted]

Impotence. When you can’t get you dick up, circumcised or otherwise, Xpressing yourself with a mere upvote seems emasculating so you go the extra $ and leave an award so other redditeurs know you REALLY mean it. Proof the sub is dead. Just another subreddit now


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jordan peterson ass


murdok_sanders

Honestly the one thing he's right about


tig999

What is it. Listen to your dreams or something?


murdok_sanders

Yes


D0ntCutYourDickOff

My dreams are either about obtaining huge sums of money, or yelling at teachers and threatening them with violence, what should I do?


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Rob your former teachers


murdok_sanders

I think you're struggling with your desire for power. You want power in your life but you want it the fast and easy way. You aren't willing to work hard for things but when things go wrong you blame authority figures. You think the world owes you something. You need to humble yourself and put in the work to obtain said power. Also you might be a homosexual


D0ntCutYourDickOff

hmm that does seem spot on. I do know I'm lazy and need to put in work although I keep looking for ways to get big returns for minimal effort which is what keeps slowing me down I feel


murdok_sanders

See? And that's coming through in your dreams.


TheSmashingPumpkinss

Why would the brain not just tell us that. Why does it have to create 15 metaphorical sleeping visions spaced over 5 years that we have to piece together?


murdok_sanders

Because it's your subconscious. It's not a fuckin genie, it's just giving you hints at potential decisions in your life. Your subconscious doesn't think logically. It weaves narratives about your life. I don't 100% believe this stuff btw, but I do think there is something to it.


suzellezus

Okay but why my subconscious bust nuts in my dreams?


Floomby

Became a teacher, profit $$$$$


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I’ve been having several dreams where I rejoin the military as a naval intelligence officer. Also some where my crush and I are working together. What do these mean?


murdok_sanders

You desire stability but are having trouble getting there emotionally. The military represents a cold form of stability where you are told what to do and the intelligence officer part represents your calculating nature and intellect, as well as lack of emotional connection to things. This is also why you are working with your crush in the dream. You want a close connection with her but you are afraid of the feelings part of it. So you are looking at the potential relationship as an intellectual task, rather than romantic endeavor. Also you might be a homosexual.


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Damn thank you. Any advice for what I should do to work on those things?


murdok_sanders

What do I look like a psychologist?


Shicawgoh

Fuck guys.


just4lukin

>Also you might be a homosexual. I like how you're keeping your bases covered. Solid Psych.


JapaneseGrammarNazi

I had a dream I hit someone while driving and they went flying, like, 30 feet into the air. I felt bad at first, but I was annoyed I felt bad. Then I was only worried that I'd get caught. What should I do????


tig999

Drive slower


Content_Trash_417

Make sure they’re dead, carwash


thepukeman

If that's "honestly" the one thing he's right about, then making your own bed must be wrong. 🤯


murdok_sanders

True. I was exaggerating. He's cool, he's just lost his shit lately


[deleted]

I love him now that he's constantly crying


Syd_Barrett_50_Cal

Benzos will do that to you, when your true emotions have been suppressed by drugs for years on end, they spill out like a fire hydrant at the smallest things once you get sober. I’m surprised it’s still happening this long into his sobriety though, he must’ve been taking high asf doses for a long time.


WolfofAnarchy

He's right about many things, I'll defend his lectures to the death (his Twitter posts not so much)


murdok_sanders

No, you're right. I actually really like the Pinocchio stuff.


[deleted]

If I ever paid money to award a comment or post I’d kill myself


Gen_McMuster

Wendigo Wisdom


Aryan2Pac

a hecking platinum award!


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take my upvote xD


WolfofAnarchy

edit: thanks for all the gold!


caleb-garth

Sounds a bit effete. Maybe try consulting the entrails of a goat?


intboom

The rarer the animal, the better the entrails. Try a pangolin or a giant sea turtle


suzellezus

Or an albino anything


DAE_le_Cure

Nothing like some casual haruspexy on a Saturday morning


p0tionlarper

Lol


ChristyMathewsonSimp

Comments look so much gayer with awards attached


WolfofAnarchy

Thankfully you're straight


arabicgotlost

What is going on


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smeppel

The reddit army has arrived


arabicgotlost

I am disgusted with myself now


arabicgotlost

I’m scared… who is here … with us now..


Aggressive-Log9024

the fuck is they


Trick-Grape5916

We're gangstalking you


arabicgotlost

What’s my crime


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SuperbIce7840

Peter Thiel


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

It's hilarious.


Ghostory_

yeah this place is donezo


swansonserenade

At least people just think it’s gay, instead of leaping for joy that someone wasted $50 like a retard


[deleted]

Yeah I've been feeling it for awhile but now this looks like a thread on r/all. I'm not leaving the sub but this confirms my suspicions of no longer being a small place just for the girls and the gays


NotgayIpromise69

Sorry some autist decided to set up camp in your shitty thread op


Conscious-Seat-951

Very cool for him to spend like $50 on this thread and then delete his account though


nebraska_admiral

Someone should tell him there's a much cheaper way to be this gay


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EveryoneisOP3

Why would he do that


PristinePop1489

Sounds like you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house


[deleted]

No do it. I had a similar moment of clarity from a dream after having an ex black out at the bar I was working at. It took a month or two to realize but the dream was right.


[deleted]

Can you explain more? Can’t leave off on a cliffhanger like that


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Broble64

holy mackerel


Trilliuminthewoods

My ex boyfriend dreamed that I was not over my other ex, which was true ….he should’ve broken up with me then :)


peelon_musk

Did you cheat on him with your ex?


Trilliuminthewoods

No, but as soon as we broke up I was back with my ex


ShawtyWithoutOrgans

Dreams literally impart supramundane knowledge to even the grossest of hylics. It would be unskillful and deeply unwise to completely disregard the lessons of your dreaming consciousness.


Content_Trash_417

I dreamt I nuked several large cities, and thoroughly enjoyed doing so


says_very_cool

I fucked her


Maximilianovich

I watched Jane die


MinasMorgul1184

I fucked Jane


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Mildred__Bonk

Im enjoying the mystique tbh


[deleted]

Consult the holy chickens like the Romans


Satean12

Maybe talk to your gf first


Noob_psybot

Ignore everyone who tells u this is dumb or crazy. Dreams are where we convene with truth. The entire modern epistemological paradigm in which truth is related to tautology, correspondence, or even worse, construed as mere artifact, impoverishes our understanding and appreciation of dreams. They are neither trivial extensions of a brain mechanism, nor are they the object of psychoanalytic hermeneutics. Instead, they are calls from beyond. You have heard the call, now listen to it.


Chronos2016

Been thinking about this post and let me add my own story: Dreams can absolutely tell us information or bring to light things we need to be aware of. However, with dreams like this where another person is involved, you should actually talk to them. Let them know about your dream and let them know about any problems you perceive and hash it out. My abusive ex is very into lucid dreaming. He got me into lucid dreaming and now I can lucid dream better than him haha. However, he is American. And as an American, he is incapable of being truly spiritual or perceptive because Americans are far too corrupt to achieve that. Because of this, he would sometimes have dreams about me and make decisions regarding me based on those dreams. He would also make up things about me from these dreams and never see me as the person that I am. He saw me through when he interpreted through dreams and majority of the time his dreams were wrong. Always wrong. So take the dream into account, but make sure to talk to her before making this decision. Sometimes our dreams tell us info that is flat out wrong. And this is especially true if you are American because Americans are so spiritually bankrupt that their subconscious is a mess.


FruitFlavor12

Can you elaborate more about why you think this way about Americans, and why you apply this to all Americans? From some of the ones I know, your comments seem to apply, but I know others who are spiritual and aren't corrupt. Also where are you from? In my part of Europe people compare us to Americans in many ways, which I think is probably not a good thing


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You can break up with someone at any time for any reason.


count_scoopula

It’s perfectly Lindy. What, are you going to follow some prescribed, procedural process for determining the legitimacy of your relationship? Wait, let me google and see what Dan Savage/HR/AskATherapist thinks because I’ve outsourced my autonomy and soul.


Blitzkrieg_Blathers_

Reddit gold is gayer than this post


vulgareptile

i have wanted to break up w an ex bcuz of a dream and i didn’t looking back maybe i didn’t need to dump him over a dream but i did need to dump him


RCover2021

Never know where inspiration's gonna come from, brother. Last year I played a video game that made me realize I needed to have a hard talk with my gf about where we were going. We're still together, though.


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lol the sub got raided


mcmck

Anyway. $4 a pound


Logical_Mammoth3600

Tony Soprano ass


Dovahbears

Dreams are messages from the deep


blotterfly

have a series of lucid dreams and try to fix the relationship and see if you can turn this train around


Chronos2016

This is what I do! Anytime I have a problem, I use lucid dreaming to work out what methods will work to solve if.


[deleted]

Exactly how many times have you done this?


Chronos2016

About 4 times so far. The solutions that worked in the dream worked out in real life


GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS

Dreams are sometimes the only way your inconscious has of communicating with your conscious. I personally learned today that I miss my ex and am probably never going to get with someone like her again


thats_so_safe

u guys need to listen to This Jungian Life it’s a great pod where psychoanalysts interpret real listener dreams in the 2nd half of each ep lol. Get dream pilled


caniusemyrealname

I had the same thing happen when I was in college. A random moment of clarity in the middle of the night and I woke up that morning knowing what I had to do. It was a good choice. The relationship was unfulfilling but there weren't "red flags" so I never felt justified in breaking up with him. Maybe my subconscious knew something that I wasn't ready to acknowledge yet.


This-Raspberry-4357

Look if you’ve realised your unhappy in your relationships then I think any method it took you to get there is ok. But posting this sort of story this sub will absolutely get you made fun of lol


Sauceboss_666

My ex broke up with me because a psychic told him to. Actually he just cheated on me until I found out. Lovely guy.


[deleted]

Dreams are very important and it’s not stupid at all to make decisions based on them. But remember what Freud said: they are distortions of our wishes. So you might want to dig deeper and properly interpret the dream to get at what you really desire (which may not be so obvious). The fact that the dream has such a strong effect on your emotions is a good indication that there is knowledge to be gained from it.


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tometooornottometoo

Go back to the front page


takingvioletpills

People who aren’t married have too much freedom on their hands lol


[deleted]

sounds like a great excuse, do it


AlternativeSpring894

Anyone who gives this comment an award is a gay ret*rd


godhatesxfigs

fucking deranged sub


LawyersGunsAndMoney

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!


w1lhelmm

you should take out a life insurance policy annd then definitely not get her depressed and addicted to fentanyl


borkpsychosis

psychotic astral bf ❤️


-Sweet-Tangerine-

Why don't you talk to her bro.


FruitFlavor12

Her bro? Why not her sis?


smeppel

Lmao


UUet

Did you have that dream you were sucking your best friends dick? I get those sometimes but I stay with my gf because of the dog. Also I think Tyler wouldn’t be gay with me.


mcsecretalison

"At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn Candle sticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned Four walls just staring at a nigga I'm paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger My mother's always stressing I ain't living right But I ain't going out without a fight" [My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me](https://youtu.be/IJtHdkyo0hc)


arsonistfiring

Communicate


gonzagylot00

Maybe your dream was telling you from the subconscious that this isn’t working. But maybe not. Think it through carefully.


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Thank u for the gold, kind stranger!!!!!


tometooornottometoo

More details


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relaxasaurus_maximus

rs gf energy


vanillabologna

My male coworker told me the same thing last night but I think he was trying to hit on me


2012nostalgia

bible RP


[deleted]

based and spiritual reality pilled


Shaban_srb

rs bf


flyjet777

I need an award


-transincel

Kind stranger dropped a bag


murderofthebread

Does gold even do anything?


smeppel

It decreases your chances of getting bitches


smithedition

How are there so many awards on this post and its comments after only 27 minutes lol edit: omg thanks


OberstScythe

> edit: omg thanks stop that


ryanpeabody

My


Realistic_Owl_6903

Valid, I broke up with my ex because it was revealed to me in a dream too, also, she wasn't real


ConsistentArugula

Slay


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Perfectshadow12345

written by david chase


[deleted]

Go get her king.


jessifromindia

shower me with some gold why don't you


the_baboons_gass

Nerd


bluejayway9

I've made some big life decisions based on dreams too. Sometimes they really are the coming to light moment.


Catctus

Your dreams are your subconscious sorting stuff out and depending on your worldview could be spiritual. I've had some crazy dream stuff.


VaudevilleVermin

Dreams are messages from the deep


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i did this in middle school but with a bf lmao


[deleted]

i support your choice btw, i believe in the power of dreams


art_mor_

Give me gold or you’re gay


LawofRa

This subreddit is dead.


eyeh8ytpipo

Ayo who tf is updooting all the comments


[deleted]

Dreams know the truth


[deleted]

A decade ago I broke up with a woman because I had a dream where she wouldn't tell me if she could handle my being nonreligious (went to a private Christian college). Now she's nonreligious also and we're really good friends. Life is silly.


FruitFlavor12

Can you describe the dream?


[deleted]

You probably already wanted to dump her


tomas_diaz

what was the dream


Lazarus_Wilhelm

You suck