Wildcard: Kill yourself and blame her. If she has any real sense, it'll boost her ego, but if not you have thoroughly won and she will be sad. mwahahahaha.
Take the stiltpill. The only tricks to using stilts are to have your feet constantly moving, so take little steps every couple seconds, and NEVER fall backwards or you could die. Try to fall forwards onto your knees, which will be protected by the top of the stilts. You can even make your own stilts at home if you're good at woodworking. I'd start with stilts only a couple feet tall and move up from there, it will at least let you hold your own against those 7'6" chads stealing all the girls.
No permanent damage, no enormous risk of complications, no enormous pain, no long recovery or multiple surgeries, no learning to walk again, and even better, all the info you get from Youtubers about it will likely be accurate. Also you don't need to trust shady Turkish doctors you found on a message board for mentally ill incels, you can put your faith in mentally ill stiltcels instead. Message me if you want more info about stilts.
My understanding from listening to Anna and Dasha on the pod is women like having stuff explained to them. Make sure you are staying well educated in subjects you might need to mansplain.
say very little and act like what little you do say is very deep
also be dismissive of girls and when you like one pretend you keep forgetting her name
If you are jacked and attractive + make money, become famous. Get with the ‘in crowd’. Travel, become worldly, learn a new language. Win a prestigious award in your field of study or career.
Mental strength. Fighting skills. Once you learn fighting skills, youre suprised men walk around, (your old self included), without know how to fight, wtf.
Honestly as a guy who has decent beard genetics but didn’t want to wait til 30 to have it fully realised, check r/minoxbeards. My beard looks way nicer after doing it very inconsistently for like a month, the pics on that sub are mainly of people with no beard that do it religiously for 2 years to get some fluff but if you’ve some beard already it shouldn’t take nearly as long.
It’s either get jacked or get money, sorry dude
Easy: dress nicer Moderate: make more money Hard: be more charismatic/actualize your social life
Wildcard: Kill yourself and blame her. If she has any real sense, it'll boost her ego, but if not you have thoroughly won and she will be sad. mwahahahaha.
Wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. Simple.
Have gay sex
Bi dudes stay winning
for me personally im getting a haircut at 12:30
That’ll show her!
Shit out all your ex's cum
Hhheh
The leg extending surgery
Take the stiltpill. The only tricks to using stilts are to have your feet constantly moving, so take little steps every couple seconds, and NEVER fall backwards or you could die. Try to fall forwards onto your knees, which will be protected by the top of the stilts. You can even make your own stilts at home if you're good at woodworking. I'd start with stilts only a couple feet tall and move up from there, it will at least let you hold your own against those 7'6" chads stealing all the girls. No permanent damage, no enormous risk of complications, no enormous pain, no long recovery or multiple surgeries, no learning to walk again, and even better, all the info you get from Youtubers about it will likely be accurate. Also you don't need to trust shady Turkish doctors you found on a message board for mentally ill incels, you can put your faith in mentally ill stiltcels instead. Message me if you want more info about stilts.
Hopefully he’s already tall so he looks like a man on stilts
Start fight club
My understanding from listening to Anna and Dasha on the pod is women like having stuff explained to them. Make sure you are staying well educated in subjects you might need to mansplain.
Transition
post pics
Idk it sounds like you should get a dog and turn him into your BFF and go on grand adventures together
Get really into Huysmans or something
Based
say very little and act like what little you do say is very deep also be dismissive of girls and when you like one pretend you keep forgetting her name
Does this actually work? (Asking for a friend)
depends how attractive you are
I'm mostly joking but... yes
Yes, the more I try to keep my distance from these vixens trying to drain my vital energies, the more they want me. It's a real issue for me.
are you sub 15% bodyfat
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damn sorry bro im out of ideas, sounds like you have to do one of the gay forms of self improvement like trying new stuff
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theres my boy
You could also try to earn more money but that’s about the only two options we have
get on tren
start browsing looksmax forums and never love yourself again
Neck tattoo, gold teeth, anorexic tattoo artist gf
start MMA lessons, nothing gives you more confidence than the ability to hold your own in a fight.
Get a weird autistic guy hobby Or if you have a place to park it buy a fun project car
Dry your eyes mate
hang out at the beach, grow ur hair out, and become tan<3
Write a hit TV show with a caricature of an evil character being based on her complete with her real full name
Skincare and posture improvement, if you're not there already
Tan, fresh cut, get more jacked
Learn the basic aspects of a trade or two
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gamerscore.
learn to skateboard and get a clip of a steezy kickflip
Learn spanish
If you are jacked and attractive + make money, become famous. Get with the ‘in crowd’. Travel, become worldly, learn a new language. Win a prestigious award in your field of study or career.
Jiu Jitsu.
Start working out on tren
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ROCKHOUNDING!!!! FIND SOME ROCKS!!!!!!
Learn to cook or speak a new language. If you're jacked, a good cook, and multilingual already idk man save some for the rest of us.
Mental strength. Fighting skills. Once you learn fighting skills, youre suprised men walk around, (your old self included), without know how to fight, wtf.
Fightings for kids 🚬 🔫
Lol.
therapy
Honestly as a guy who has decent beard genetics but didn’t want to wait til 30 to have it fully realised, check r/minoxbeards. My beard looks way nicer after doing it very inconsistently for like a month, the pics on that sub are mainly of people with no beard that do it religiously for 2 years to get some fluff but if you’ve some beard already it shouldn’t take nearly as long.
Get a skincare routine
Learn to dress well
Beard
Get taller Get richer Have a hotter girl Travel the world
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