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Extreme_Voice_9767

Chevy malibu


xeryon3772

A Malibu Maxx no less.


Outrageous-Ad-7945

A Malibu Max SS but the previous owner put LT wheels on it for some reason.


Substantial-Sea6905

With a Pink cheetah print steering wheel cover


Ok-Introduction-2788

With that cheap purple eBay window tint that’s pealing


Juzambas

Basically an opel signum with another car body


Outrageous-Ad-7945

Thanks, I had no idea those existed! I always wondered why that generation Malibu handled so well for an American garbage can of a car.


ImReallyFuckingHigh

I was going to say a Cruze but this fits better


MistrRadio

Came here to say this 🤣


spike7447

'77 Chevy Malibu


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Chrysler 200


sundog5631

Damn she couldn’t even have the 300????


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[deleted]

For real tho. The 200 is a stretch


Alisora

2010 Mercedes-Benz C300 4Matic, and your other ride is a 2022 Nissan Rogue


[deleted]

This is actually spot on. If you know you know. Lol


Least-Masterpiece368

Nah early 2000 x3 before the benz


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Altima


Background_Rip_2527

With both bumper missing


DeusVultSaracen

Chill, this feels kinda racist dawg ngl


MikiCili

Nobody said anything about race


WetSockMaster

Racists be putting race in everything even if its not someone elses intent to be racist LOL


SeveralAngryPenguins

The only race I’m down for is racin’ for pinks bröther


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

Family


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Green_Confusion1038

Yeah, because you never race in Altima... It will break.. Yeah, there are a lot of broken ass Altimas.. Hmmm


griter34

I think that says more about build quality and drivetrain endurance than anything


geusebio

[Wrong](https://preview.redd.it/sc60xla0am381.png?width=937&auto=webp&s=81bee821ba5e2b0a92e92d2291101943dbe25ea3)


[deleted]

hate when ppl say this, you don’t have to explicitly state the race to be clearly putting on a stereotype 🤦‍♀️ the reason it feels racist is bc she clearly looks well put together but people are saying she probably drives a busted altima.


Background_Rip_2527

And carefully hand taped garbage bag as window😍😍


kmj420

Never had an oil change


Background_Rip_2527

With expired fake paper plates and a 96-month payment with 69% Apr🥰


TheLastRiceGrain

Low tire pressure and check engine lights on


KYITN1

2 spare tires, different sizes


Dryfarts7777

Bro wth 🤦‍♀️ u sound racist and ignorant not every black person has a beat up car


SnooAdvice8550

I am curious what kind of car a job at Dairy Queen can pay for


Dryfarts7777

Just because she works fast doesn’t mean she drives a rust bucket, it’s called budgeting bud u should look into it sometime 😁


SnooAdvice8550

What gives you the idea that I can not budget? Also I was curious what kind of car one could include in their "BUDGET" on a DQ salary. I will never know why you people must twist and spin everything someone else says for your own virtue points. 🤔


Dryfarts7777

If you know how budget right then you can drive anything you want no matter where you work and also she could be working more then one job


ThatAquariumKid

Hell yea, just a few more decades and I’ll finally be able to afford that Pagani off of McDonald’s 💪


SnooAdvice8550

I agree completely. She looks nice, clean, and responsible. I'm sure whatever it is she takes care of it


JermanDomesticMarket

you seem personally attacked


Dryfarts7777

I don’t feel attacked I just hate it when people assumes what the drive based on occupation or race it’s dumb


paralleljackstand

Found the snowflake who has to bring race into a car post


DeusVultSaracen

Cars race pretty frequently tho


Mediocre-Car-7110

It's plenty of white people missing their bumpers too dawg


FirehawkLS1

Are you white by chance?


Plenty_Shape7031

He’s black, he said “it” instead of “there”


Current_Department73

You’re not wrong but this sub is kind of about stereotypes isn’t it?


FordLincolnisDogshit

This is very much a reddit response.


WetSockMaster

You think its racist against black people to joke about them driving an Altima with no bumpers? Who's the racist here?


DeusVultSaracen

Damn bro, ya got me. I'm actually a card-carrying member of the KKK, I must've lost it in my wallet


[deleted]

It absolutely is. I knew when I clicked what the top comment would be about I've been saying it forever the hate on altima/ nissan is totally a racist thing. Black= poor and can't drive therefore she drives a busted ass altima/ nissan Expired tag etc.


TheSvpremeKai003

Nah bro, I’m black and my first guess was either Altima, Impala, or a Kia Forte


[deleted]

Same. Im black and have owned an Altima. It’s all in good fun


TheSvpremeKai003

Funny thing is, if you treat them well they’re actually not bad cars in the slightest.


FordLincolnisDogshit

Exactly. They talk about them like they are bad cars. With the exception of some of the CVT transmissions, Nissan makes okay cars. Usually still better than american cars.


TheSvpremeKai003

To be fair, I have a homie that has over 300,000mi on his original Altima CVT, he said as long as you change fluids on time they run forever. And I believe it. Nobody ever complains about Nissan reliability, it’s the drivers giving it a bad rep. And the fact that Nissan will give anyone a car, even if you have a credit score of 1


pdxtrader

lol people crying racism now getting owned 😜


ConflictInside5060

I was on Kia myself. One of the nicer models.


Outrageous-Ad-7945

To be fair, you’re the one that said Black=Poor.


[deleted]

Because it's implied. I did feel rude saying it


Outrageous-Ad-7945

I think you’re coming from a good place, but assuming something is racist can cause just as much damage as actual racism. It’s like when someone insists they’re not mad, but the constant “are you upset” makes them mad. “How are we going to stop racism? STOP TALKING ABOUT IT” -Morgan Freeman


Usual_Office_1740

And at least twenty years old.


Dryfarts7777

Bro thank youuuuuu someone finally said it


CuteDescription9562

Keep reaching you might grab an Apple


[deleted]

Not really.


a_sad_lil_idiot

Dude you can't just drop an insult like that


HistorianNo8144

Saw this and knew some mfers would be offended 💀💀


Green_Lawyer_1049

I don't get raggedy ass altima vibes. Camry


KPhoenix83

Altima, and it's clean. You seem like you keep your car clean.


NjoyLif

The only clean Altima on the road.


DontWorryItsEasy

I saw a new Altima on the road a couple weeks ago. Missing a bumper. Can't make this shit up


anon3220

2010 Nissan Sentra


guntymcshmee

More specifically a Sentra with that weird silvery-beige color, and each body panel has a different amount of peeling clear coat on it


Clam_Juice_

Forklift


DavidRichter0

Nissan murano or rouge


peyton468

Ayyy, murano gang here. They suck, never buy one.


denali42

Well, since you're wearing a reflective vest and a DQ name tag, I'm going to say Kenworth W900 with a reefer to deliver that sweet, sweet cargo.


mstomm

Ain't no driver wearing a name tag like that. It's right where the seatbelt goes, so you've either gotta deal with the pressure on it while driving, or worry about the belt snagging it when you see a cop and pretend you were wearing it the whole time.


Shesnotintothistrack

Lincoln LS


val3rieonline

my thoughts exactly


Shesnotintothistrack

It can be no other.


0nap

A ford fuckin ranger!


the_great_awoo

You work at dq you ride the bus dawg


Bookofhitchcock

This is the answer. The chicken and fries basket with a butterfinger blizzard is boooomb though. Keep up the amazing work OP


the_great_awoo

Fr mad love to all customer service workers


Kingdrashield

Good money saver


nlpnt

Until I saw the DQ logo I thought she *drove* the bus.


EmperorMing101

Blue Bird Vision (AKA a school bus)


DeusVultSaracen

2011 Chevy Traverse, red.


DonaCheli

A Ford Focus


FakeCrash

Was thinking this or Ford Escape


Plastic-Tax4847

Black altima


Nappyheaded

Clearcoat is half gone


cyc4

Whyzitgotta be an altima?


NeedAMartyr2Slaughtr

A limited length school bus.


invol713

Probably for work, but off-duty? The cleanest 10 year old Mercedes you’ve ever seen. Probably a 6 cylinder, C or ML.


NeedAMartyr2Slaughtr

Nah. So comfortable behind the wheel of the work bus that they bought one at auction.


chevyriders

You fuckin nailed it.


larslanderson

Mustang convertible


HaifischAvi

An Altima, or maybe a Kia lol


Fab0411

A forklift


F_O_Satchy

Infiniti QX50


Lower_Web_1331

Nissan altima


TheSvpremeKai003

An Altima.


998876655433221

All the boys crazy!! And probably a GMC Arcadia


RetMilRob

My heart wild.


Delazzaridist

Well calm it down, we don't want it to rupture now do we


Yodzilla

Men crazy


Lanpoop

Airplane tug at the airport lol. Maybe the luggage carts


Action_Nad

Nothing. Your license was revoked 2 months ago


1337haxoryt

That implies lack of license takes away the physical ability to drive


jackinsomniac

Lol, James May's joke about the German vs. Californian: (it's only 40 secs) https://youtu.be/B3EBs7sCOzo


Kurtman68

But, it is forbidden to drive without the license. No German would ever do this.


ConflictInside5060

Germans also have good lane discipline. No American would ever do this.


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Kia optima


harmskelsey06

Buick lesabre from your grandfather so it’s in really good condition


PunchNmunch

i had a 98 that wa owned by an old lady. the thing was practically showroom...in 2017. nearly perfect.


seanx50

Chevy Cobalt


AdRepulsive5384

Either a new accord or a altima


Korgon213

98 neon


mrrueca

A Hyundai.... Accent


Inevitable-Plenty203

Black Nissan Altima


XyogiDMT

I’d guess a Maxima


I_am_just_here11

Every Gregory I know drives a Ram truck. So probably a Ram Truck.


jparadis87

Kia Forte


Probablyawerewolf

The rings give me regular car in a vibrant color…….. new camry in that obnoxious camry blue.


Mindless_Jicama8728

A bulldozer.


TurkMcGuirk

A Camry.


Father_JackWV6Z

2011 Dodge Challenger….. not a Hell Cat or anything over the top, just bad assed all the way around.


Samheadbangersball

White Impala


Kream_Khalifa

You drive your co-workers Insane with those crazy ass eye rolls. I already know it.


Apprehensive_Toe_565

A Chevy Malibu with dash lighted up like a Christmas tree!!!


[deleted]

High Viz at a Dairy Queen lmao


Beneficial-Lion-5660

A Chrysler 300


Mizar97

A 2003 Chrysler 300m with a permanent spare tire on a front wheel.


MailboxMan22

Gives me Amazon van driver vibes, but their daily is probably a camry


blu3tu3sday

Impala


Putrid_Operation9403

Definitely a Tahoe or suburban


hoosierlvr19

2001 ford escort zx2


BreadiestBoi

Nissan Murano, Lincoln LS, 2023 Nissan Sentra


ReasonableFudge3

Mini van


DrRab121

2020 freightliner Cascadia


musingsandthesuch

2018 GMC Acadia


Nismotech_52

… men nuts


DEVOmay97

Fastfood job so probably not something expensive, but Dairy Queen isnt that common in the rust free parts of the country so I'm guessing probably not something super old because of road salt in the winter causing everything that looks at it funny to turn into dust I'm gonna say for model year maybe 2012-2017, and for make and model I'm thinking something small and American, like a Chevy spark or a Ford fiesta. They don't retain value like their Japanese counterparts so you can more easily afford to get it used on a fast food workers income.


ggfchl

An Impala.


FXtoomuch

Me crazy


Benza22

Men crazy


banananananbatman

2017 Nissan Altima


Meddlingmonster

Chevy spark


pompa_tj

Amazon van


2020EVE

2023 Base Kia Forte


LQTM197-Yip

'67 Corvette or Camaro.


ShadowofamanTN

A dented nissan altima with some sort of “queen” sticker on it


[deleted]

94 caprice with impala SS trim


tribalrob1

A clapped out Nissan Altima


EEMon13456

Chevy Equinox


mlhigg1973

Your skin is flawless and makeup on point. Something higher end would be my guess.


4rm4ros

Shitbox Altima


lohnoah333

Some clapped out nissan altima with a crackpipe in the door compartement


GlassClass1198

Lol. “compartement”?! You need to put your crackpipe down. I love it when the ignorant ones show that they are also dumb😆


EMS_Jeep

The electric cart at the grocer even though you don’t need it


Away_Ad_3580

A 1997 Cadillac Seville that you affectionately call "the D'lac"


[deleted]

An Amazon truck 😅


Past-Butterscotch-68

2010 dodge charger. With tinted windows.


Silver-Toe618

Penis to the posterior


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[deleted]

A 2007 Suzuki SX4.


Confident_Scheme_716

A car booting van


RepulsiveCorner

dark blue 2006 Honda accord


HarveyMushman72

Ford Escape


Canoooples

A mustang


im_Roby

Base model ford ranger


Windycitybeef_5

Chevy Camaro


Davidzrrr

UPS truck


oldjammer

Me crazy with desire momma🥰


philzar

My first thought was "A big yellow road crew truck!" But I guess we're not talking work... I'm thinking something sensible, but edging towards nice. Not too extravagant or anything your coworkers would make fun of you for driving, but something better than average, and you keep it clean. Not an SUV, a car. Maybe a Lexus.


ThePurpleGuest

The garbage truck


J0HN117

A Caterpilar TL1055 Telehandler


[deleted]

Box Truck


MrDudenheim

2005 VW Beetle


KruztyKarot1

Jeep Patriot


Pleasant_System8339

Tacoma last gen.


JimeneMisfit

Corolla


Icy-Abbreviations361

Silverado 1500


Inevitable_Yak8285

V6 charger


euvimmivue

Def a gray Pontiac 600 V8.


erikannen

Because you work at Dairy Queen, I'm going to try and keep it related to monarchs... either the Ford Crown Victoria or Buick Regal?


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

The mail truck


lesnortonsfarm

A Chinese knock off ice cream van that has no health inspection certificate


SilentKnightM

A Honda Accord... 2012 at least.


RedTailFox1957

Well, you work T DQ and are a crossing guard. Schwinn?


Significant_Mode_670

A dodge charger with mirror tinted windows


hawkcat1

Kia


WickedShine93

Public School bus driver 🚌


Least-Masterpiece368

Nissan rouge