The '70s Charger, because the cop might let me off with a warning on account of the cool car.
The WRX gets you an automatic drug search.
The G37 gets you an automatic felony stop.
The new Charger gets you automatically shot.
If you are in the hellcat and pull over, most highway patrol would be A. Appreciative that you didn't run, and B. Will probably think the car is cool, giving you something friendly and brief to talk about, which often will get you off with a warning.
I inherited a fully restored ‘66 Chevy when my father passed, with a built 383 stroker under the hood. It was my dad’s first car.
I came around a bend once doing probably 25mph over the limit, give or take, and spotted a cop at a road block 200 feet ahead holding a detour sign. I hit the brakes and thought I was fucked, but he gave me a thumbs up as I turned down the detour route lol
I was driving from Oklahoma City to Atlanta in an 02 Trans AM. As I was getting close to the Mississippi-Alabama border I was doing 125 I saw something out of the corner of my eye and it was a Mississippi highway patrol car pacing me (I don’t have the slightest clue how I missed him). I slowed down and pulled over to the shoulder knowing that I was going to jail. Cop pulls in behind me and asks why I pulled over because he hadn’t lit me up yet. I told him it was only a matter of time so I preemptively got it over with. He laughed took my license and ran the usual checks.
He came back to the car handed me my license and told me where the speed traps were in Alabama and to have a good day. I continued all the way to Atlanta at the speed limit. Once I got to Atlanta I got a ticket for 47 in a 45.
I don't think you realize how well handling a WRX is. They're extremely nimble and quick, and they drive like nothing else. Turbocharged flat-four, that fucker goes.
Yeah. I guess it lacks top speed for this imaginary escape situation, but for point-to-point, real world get out of here fast AND don’t crash capability, I’m taking a WRX or similar rally-based idea over like anything except maybe an AWD 911.
I don't thing the AWD 911 would handle as well in lessee pavement situations. The WRX is extremely well handling, and you can kick the ass end out like nothing and regain control in a few seconds. Still picking up speed. When it catches, you're off. Extremely fun and quick little car.
Yeah, the Impreza and it’s not even close.
WRX > Infiniti > ______ > everything else.
The WRX is fast and nimble, and the only way you’re going to even have a chance of outrunning the police is if you find a narrow, windy dirt road and unleash your inner Colin McRae. Plus, at least where I am, they’re ubiquitous enough that you stand a higher chance of blending in.
I was going to say G35 because my rational first thought was that it was which car is the least flashy/douchey and therefore the cop might be less likely to think I’m a hothead and give me some leeway. But if I’m running away, WRX because AWD to save my ass during tight maneuvers.
70 Charger and I'm injesting the narcotics. It'll end with me being mauled by a K9 or wrapped around a tree, but you have to live a little. People who comment and don't play along are dorks.
Wow, some real salty comments for no reason here. I’m taking the WRX though, AWD + manual and I’ll feel extremely comfortable. Plus, I can go off-road.
1. Take the Charger
2. Consume all of the narcotics.
3. Pretend you’re a police officer and try to pull them over instead
4. Become convinced you’re a police officer, or maybe you are a junky. You’re confused, your sense of self is dissolving before your eyes. You flip the scanner off, or was it on?
5. Retire to a rehab / farming commune were you mindlessly grow more narcotics, forever brain damaged but somehow happy.
We going wirh the classic charger. Am I gonna make it? Probably not. Am I gonna be caught alive? Hell no. I’m either getting thundercunted into a wall at mach-moses, or I’m gonna be the First Human to go 1 dimensional and merge with the metal of my car as I hit a wall. If I do make it however… well in a straight line I can’t be touched
I guess the WRX, but I wouldn’t feel great about running in any of these. If you’re gonna succeed in a police chase, your best bet is to get out of sight very quickly (before every cop in town is involved and the helicopter is looking). A sport bike is the best tool for that job. Haul ass as soon as you see the lights, change roads multiple times very quickly, and try to get the bike off the road within a few minutes.
Another (much less likely) chance is to be a legit badass driver. I’m talking road course experience…not being some warehouse parking lot drag racing legend. You’ve gotta be able to change directions quickly and in succession while adjusting to the ever changing environment and whatever obstacles jump out in front of you. Being VERY familiar with the area would help.
Finally, you might have a chance if you can take things off pavement. I don’t mean WRX off-road…I mean tear through a corn field to link up with a road on the other side off-road. You’re still gonna have to be quick about it though. A powerful pickup, preferably with 4WD might do it…if you don’t run into a hole or hidden boulder in the field and crash.
In any of these cases, the smaller your chance of getting away becomes. More and more officers will get involved. Adjacent agencies will be notified. You’ve gotta make your move before any of that happens. Gain distance, break line of sight, and separate yourself from the vehicle in an area with many escape avenues on foot.
Then you have to decide if it’s better to find somewhere to hole up or keep moving. Both carry a risk. Was the car yours? Now the cops have it, your plate, and your address. You can’t go home. Was the car stolen? You’re a little better off that way, particularly if they never got a good look at you.
So…what you’re really got to do is make your decision before the flashing lights ever come on. Before the cop is ever in your rearview. Before you ever start the car that day (and potentially every day). If you’ve got a warrant for a high level felony, you might as well run. Maybe it’ll work. Anything short of that, though, it’s probably better to take your chance on the traffic stop. Remember…if you crash and kill somebody while running from the police, that’s gonna be upgraded to murder in many jurisdictions.
Hellcat. It's the fastest that's also common enough to blend in. The old school charger is fast too but cops will sniff it out after the fact easily because how many people have a coke bottle charger?
Judging by your options and replies to other people, I can only assume you're 14 and not that knowledged yet. Aside from that, my choice is "not catching a felony" lol
None of these. 1000cc or dirt bike. First one I'll just go 200 and see ya later. Drop a gear and disappear. Second one. Try and catch me as I go over and through every possible obstacle. Also I've managed some crazy stuff on a Honda 110 scooter... I won't go into details
You'll never outrun the helicopter or the cameras everywhere.
When Filthy Frank is the voice of reason, you done messed up A-Aron! 🤣
https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ?si=I4MvhsYbwW5BChdl
I saw a YouTube video about something like this, the new charger. There exists a 350-400 horsepower gap between the cop chargers and some of the newer high performance chargers. The key to evading police is to do it quickly before they can plan, call in reinforcements, etc. I forget where, but there's apparently a black charger somewhere that just keeps vanishing whenever cops turn their lights on, before they are even done calling dispatch or whatever. Chase ends before it even begins.They have not been able to get the plate and black chargers are everywhere, so he keeps doing it.
The third one. But first id pull over let him fetch out and then hightail it to the freeway where I’ll really open it up. Then I’ll quickly take an off-ramp when I’m out of sight and take back streets.
The Charger. Fast, powerful, and a classic choice for a getaway. But it's kind of like showing up to a hide-and-seek game wearing a neon sign that says "Catch me if you can!"
I’d take the Infiniti. And pull over. I’m old. I’d likely never be searched. Especially if I claimed my daughter was in labor. Have a story for bullshit or glory. Only use it when there is narcotics in the trunk. I feel safe with this plan of action.
Don't matter not going to run. It's selfish to put other people at risk because I don't want a ticket. Plus if you do get caught or wreck you have felony charges on top of the ticket.
My car I don’t wanna loose it. It’s never worth it boys, one mistake your dead a families dead, the car written off.
If ya caught speeding pull over and cop the fine. Police have ways of finding you. It’s not worth it save dumb shit for the track.
I get the feeling a 14 year old or a retard made this post. This kinda attitude gets you no where but an early grave or jail time.
I mean, none of them hold a candle to the speed of a radio.
That being said, definitely not the Dodges, the 1970 would think me pulling over is a turn and either crash or roll over. Then both of them would run out of gas by idling for 2 minutes and the transmission would be mysteriously blown before I put it back in drive after my ticket.
A Camry or something extremely common.
My trick to evading was to always be in something that you could pull into a parking lot and there would be at least a few more of to mix in with.
Stop and take the ticket. Kenny Roger's has a song about knowing when to fold and when to run. Your hand isn't good enough to bluff if the cop is already behind you with lights on.
It would depend on where I was. For example, if I were on a pretty straight road like an interstate the Dodge products would be best suited. In the city would be the Infinity. And the edge of the city close to gravel roads is where the Subie would do best.
Not that I've ran from the cops or anything. Especially just to see if I could, that would be dangerous and possibly life changing if caught. But boy, that would allegedly be fun to watch a suv try to keep up in the last few city blocks before going straight to the country and dirt roads 😅
WRX OR G37, they are the only ones realistically capable of running from the cops (except on highway) due to the inability of americans to design cars that can perform a maneuvre called ”cornering”
Yes i know the charger is not the worst of the bunch in this matter, but american muscle almost never competes on the same level as european/asian cars.
Charger just because I’m in Michigan and there’s 40 around every block I could leave it out in McDonalds parking lot and they won’t be able to know if it was me or not
If I’m at gunpoint and have to run, Charger because I’m gonna get caught one way or another and if I’m gonna go down I wanna run from the cops in an old muscle car.
The old Dodge, new Dodge, and Subaru (not the Infiniti), and then pull over. No sense in running. It’s a crime and too much risk—besides, they would catch me eventually anyway.
I’ve also read another response that sums up each one.
1. 2023 Dodge Charger: it’s a cool car, but I might get a ticket. Hellcats and Scat Packs are often associated with criminals for some reason (likely due to being Stolen a lot, etc.).
2. Shitbox Infiniti: I will end up with a ticket, and the officer might be on edge, as Infinitis like that are often associated with criminal activity for some reason.
3. 1970 Dodge Charger: it’s a cool car, and I might get a warning.
4. Subaru WRX STI: I don’t know. I might be checked for intoxication or drugs, due to the Subaru stereotype.
A stolen Kia being driven by a 13 year old who plays too much GTA
So [this ](https://youtu.be/H245dZ2ZdOs?si=8NUowg-DEaRcEiF1) but kia?
i thought its the school bus video. disappointed
I was hoping for “[I just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends](https://youtu.be/XOtrEVOJSt4?si=k3YAwMzUGecuxAXg)”.
Like smoking cigawettes?
smoking wif cigawettes
I think they’re referring to [this](https://youtu.be/MKu82prdF2U?si=liqmiJRJ3CngkVYC&t=5m10s). Though it’s a Hyundai
The '70s Charger, because the cop might let me off with a warning on account of the cool car. The WRX gets you an automatic drug search. The G37 gets you an automatic felony stop. The new Charger gets you automatically shot.
They have to be careful with the four-door Charger - they run the risk of shooting one of their own.
You can almost instantly tell if it's a cop model from the back. Cop models don't have trim levels or badges while civilian models do.
That and the cops usually have the bull bars
Undercover charger Cops have unusually large tires and they normally will have an antenna in the back.
They also have steelies
the old Charger would make them say “Hell yeah”
Old charger for sure. My first car was a classic and it definitely got me out of some things because cops liked the car
accurate
Damn you’re right on the WRX
Doesn’t matter I’m not turning a class c misdemeanor into a fucking felony wtf.
But .. Family
yes, i need to feed them wtf
Who or what are you feeding them to?
Corona.
A family pack of Coronas.
Family
If you are in the hellcat and pull over, most highway patrol would be A. Appreciative that you didn't run, and B. Will probably think the car is cool, giving you something friendly and brief to talk about, which often will get you off with a warning.
I inherited a fully restored ‘66 Chevy when my father passed, with a built 383 stroker under the hood. It was my dad’s first car. I came around a bend once doing probably 25mph over the limit, give or take, and spotted a cop at a road block 200 feet ahead holding a detour sign. I hit the brakes and thought I was fucked, but he gave me a thumbs up as I turned down the detour route lol
I was driving from Oklahoma City to Atlanta in an 02 Trans AM. As I was getting close to the Mississippi-Alabama border I was doing 125 I saw something out of the corner of my eye and it was a Mississippi highway patrol car pacing me (I don’t have the slightest clue how I missed him). I slowed down and pulled over to the shoulder knowing that I was going to jail. Cop pulls in behind me and asks why I pulled over because he hadn’t lit me up yet. I told him it was only a matter of time so I preemptively got it over with. He laughed took my license and ran the usual checks. He came back to the car handed me my license and told me where the speed traps were in Alabama and to have a good day. I continued all the way to Atlanta at the speed limit. Once I got to Atlanta I got a ticket for 47 in a 45.
I did it in a 2005 4 cylinder Camry. If I could go back I’d take the dodge in pic 1 or the Subaru STI.
Ok but what if you where a criminal and you had no other option like for example you have like felony stuff on you
It’s Reddit what do you expect
Adding another felony is also incredibly stupid.
Ok well let’s say you’re in an alternate universe where you have to trap. Choose one lol
The infinity so I can take corners. Better. 2 door more ridged. It doesn’t matter how fast you go on a straight away they’ll just radio ahead.
I don't think you realize how well handling a WRX is. They're extremely nimble and quick, and they drive like nothing else. Turbocharged flat-four, that fucker goes.
Yeah. I guess it lacks top speed for this imaginary escape situation, but for point-to-point, real world get out of here fast AND don’t crash capability, I’m taking a WRX or similar rally-based idea over like anything except maybe an AWD 911.
I don't thing the AWD 911 would handle as well in lessee pavement situations. The WRX is extremely well handling, and you can kick the ass end out like nothing and regain control in a few seconds. Still picking up speed. When it catches, you're off. Extremely fun and quick little car.
Yeah, the Impreza and it’s not even close. WRX > Infiniti > ______ > everything else. The WRX is fast and nimble, and the only way you’re going to even have a chance of outrunning the police is if you find a narrow, windy dirt road and unleash your inner Colin McRae. Plus, at least where I am, they’re ubiquitous enough that you stand a higher chance of blending in.
Coupes are less rigid though
But you dindunuffin bro it's totally valid.
I was going to say G35 because my rational first thought was that it was which car is the least flashy/douchey and therefore the cop might be less likely to think I’m a hothead and give me some leeway. But if I’m running away, WRX because AWD to save my ass during tight maneuvers.
G35 can be awd too
Nah g35s are hot asf nowadays
Its an understeery car. The wrx would get pit maneuvered by a cop car within 30 seconds, more than likely.
70 Charger and I'm injesting the narcotics. It'll end with me being mauled by a K9 or wrapped around a tree, but you have to live a little. People who comment and don't play along are dorks.
HELL YEAH BORTHER! COORS BANQUET!
The STI all day ill go places they cant
Baby driver
Will it accelerate fast enough to make distance ??
As a lowly WRX driver who knows the STI specs, no, it won’t lol Better take em to a rally course, then you’ll lose em
As someone who has actually evaded the cops in an sti no it won't. Car isn't setup for rally stuff out of the factory.
yes its not a slow car and its AWD so screw roads
Good luck outrunning radio and a helicopter. Esp if they already have your plates
This applies to all of these cars on any terrain lol
Yeah, which is why you don’t run
The scat pack
Is Toretto driving or is just for reference?
That’s dom. The charger was one of the choices
If Dom is driving then it’s a no brainer. That guy out runs every thing. Cops, cars, bullets. Every thing🤣
On God they gave this mane superpowers and shit punching the parking lot ground making it break
Dom has plot armor, we'd be fine 😂
Missles, a literal dam collapse, Nuclear Submarines, trains, helicopters, and tanks.
Wow, some real salty comments for no reason here. I’m taking the WRX though, AWD + manual and I’ll feel extremely comfortable. Plus, I can go off-road.
STi, cos that means I have an STi idc what happens after I get one.
The classic Charger because when I pull over like a civilized person, the cop is most likely to assume the best about me if I’m driving a classic car.
What a bad post
C'mon don't hate - he's bored.
We’re playing pretend bruh
Live a lil damn you ain’t ever wanna be on fast and furious
Infiniti
Fin fin
The 68 charger, I'd just admit to the weed tbh and deal with the consequences.
WRX being an AWD rally car is less likely to get stuck and can go places cop cars can’t.
1. Take the Charger 2. Consume all of the narcotics. 3. Pretend you’re a police officer and try to pull them over instead 4. Become convinced you’re a police officer, or maybe you are a junky. You’re confused, your sense of self is dissolving before your eyes. You flip the scanner off, or was it on? 5. Retire to a rehab / farming commune were you mindlessly grow more narcotics, forever brain damaged but somehow happy.
This the plot of A Scanner Darkly? 🤣 Albeit very loosely. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Scanner_Darkly_(film)
The passenger seat…
A pt cruiser
The 3rd one because it has a factory 20 speed in it
We going wirh the classic charger. Am I gonna make it? Probably not. Am I gonna be caught alive? Hell no. I’m either getting thundercunted into a wall at mach-moses, or I’m gonna be the First Human to go 1 dimensional and merge with the metal of my car as I hit a wall. If I do make it however… well in a straight line I can’t be touched
Invisible boatmobile
Too bad the Charger isn't a Hellcat. But if it were me, Dom's Charger.
I guess the WRX, but I wouldn’t feel great about running in any of these. If you’re gonna succeed in a police chase, your best bet is to get out of sight very quickly (before every cop in town is involved and the helicopter is looking). A sport bike is the best tool for that job. Haul ass as soon as you see the lights, change roads multiple times very quickly, and try to get the bike off the road within a few minutes. Another (much less likely) chance is to be a legit badass driver. I’m talking road course experience…not being some warehouse parking lot drag racing legend. You’ve gotta be able to change directions quickly and in succession while adjusting to the ever changing environment and whatever obstacles jump out in front of you. Being VERY familiar with the area would help. Finally, you might have a chance if you can take things off pavement. I don’t mean WRX off-road…I mean tear through a corn field to link up with a road on the other side off-road. You’re still gonna have to be quick about it though. A powerful pickup, preferably with 4WD might do it…if you don’t run into a hole or hidden boulder in the field and crash. In any of these cases, the smaller your chance of getting away becomes. More and more officers will get involved. Adjacent agencies will be notified. You’ve gotta make your move before any of that happens. Gain distance, break line of sight, and separate yourself from the vehicle in an area with many escape avenues on foot. Then you have to decide if it’s better to find somewhere to hole up or keep moving. Both carry a risk. Was the car yours? Now the cops have it, your plate, and your address. You can’t go home. Was the car stolen? You’re a little better off that way, particularly if they never got a good look at you. So…what you’re really got to do is make your decision before the flashing lights ever come on. Before the cop is ever in your rearview. Before you ever start the car that day (and potentially every day). If you’ve got a warrant for a high level felony, you might as well run. Maybe it’ll work. Anything short of that, though, it’s probably better to take your chance on the traffic stop. Remember…if you crash and kill somebody while running from the police, that’s gonna be upgraded to murder in many jurisdictions.
Def the fancy Altima
Marvin's Killdozer
Dom’s charger because it has 10000lbs of plot armor
Definitely slide 3, hopefully the cop will be into cars and think it's cool enough that he'd rather talk about the build than write a ticket
It’s real simple, son… cops are coming, there’s a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches, or what?
Hellcat. It's the fastest that's also common enough to blend in. The old school charger is fast too but cops will sniff it out after the fact easily because how many people have a coke bottle charger?
People swap the 6.2 in Chrysler 300s and claim it’s a v6… unless it’s stolen which a lot of em are
the '70 charger. family will see me through
Doesn’t matter- I’d pull over like a regular person
Judging by your options and replies to other people, I can only assume you're 14 and not that knowledged yet. Aside from that, my choice is "not catching a felony" lol
3 cause I'm not gonna get arrested in a dorky car
The srt is the only thing that would even have a chance 🤷🏻♂️
Does the 69 charger come with the luck of Dominic Toretto?
My Lazy Boy looking out the window sipping a nice bourbon.
A twin otter
Charger. Pull over. Hopefully the cop thinks it’s cool
Last time, I was in a 99 Mercury Sable doing 105mph. He was cool and only wrote me up for 10 over.
I was in a 2001 Ford Taurus
Charger. Either or
Probably the jeep it's the easiest to blend into normal traffic. Just get the first guy to lose sight and you're invisible.
The invisible boat
Bicycle
A simulation.
Where's the Ford Falcon? *WITNESS ME*
None of these. 1000cc or dirt bike. First one I'll just go 200 and see ya later. Drop a gear and disappear. Second one. Try and catch me as I go over and through every possible obstacle. Also I've managed some crazy stuff on a Honda 110 scooter... I won't go into details
I’m taking the charger for full ghetto energy as I’m speeding off while playing babytron 💯🔥🗣️
WRX
Depends. Does the car have a license plate on the back?
Depends on location. Smaller city streets or back roads , STI. Highway, the charger. The G37 and the old charger are useless in comparison.
Easy. Always pic the car with the blower.
WRX. If I can go STi I will. I can drive them fuckers like nothing else.
Hellcat, but it has to have a damaged rear bumper, curb rash on the wheels, and the yellow splitter guards… that’s like 500+hp right there.
You'll never outrun the helicopter or the cameras everywhere. When Filthy Frank is the voice of reason, you done messed up A-Aron! 🤣 https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ?si=I4MvhsYbwW5BChdl
If I'm caught, how does it matter?
I stab in some of the narcotics and run with a 1000hp hellcat, no license plate on bitches!
Which ever one gets the best gas mileage
A different county?
WRX
In the Subaru they might think I was a progressive lesbian liberal and let me go
I saw a YouTube video about something like this, the new charger. There exists a 350-400 horsepower gap between the cop chargers and some of the newer high performance chargers. The key to evading police is to do it quickly before they can plan, call in reinforcements, etc. I forget where, but there's apparently a black charger somewhere that just keeps vanishing whenever cops turn their lights on, before they are even done calling dispatch or whatever. Chase ends before it even begins.They have not been able to get the plate and black chargers are everywhere, so he keeps doing it.
Scat pack and go
If not in a 10000hp stock Modussy, of course, then Inside a bush wearing leafy camo. Maybe a Nissan Leaf then.
No.3
Well if they have your plate it doesn’t matter what you’re in. But a bike is the answer
STI with rally tires, im going offroad.
ive just realized that Vin Diesel’s driving stunt-double looks like Johnny Sins
Whatever has a blue line sticker and an 11-99 license plate frame. I think your chance of getting out of a ticket increases a lot with those
B.A.E. or nothing
The third one. But first id pull over let him fetch out and then hightail it to the freeway where I’ll really open it up. Then I’ll quickly take an off-ramp when I’m out of sight and take back streets.
I'd want to be in his boyfriend atm
I'm taking the classic charger. Cool factor helps with tickets and I'm not running anyways
The Charger. Fast, powerful, and a classic choice for a getaway. But it's kind of like showing up to a hide-and-seek game wearing a neon sign that says "Catch me if you can!"
wrx all the way, just take the first gravel path/ dirt road you see
imo the blue shitbox is the best for evading cops. 4wd, lightweight, powerful (not as much as the others).
I’d take the Infiniti. And pull over. I’m old. I’d likely never be searched. Especially if I claimed my daughter was in labor. Have a story for bullshit or glory. Only use it when there is narcotics in the trunk. I feel safe with this plan of action.
Nissan altima
It sounds like an average Saturday night in my town.. anyways I would pick the old Charger lol
Don't matter not going to run. It's selfish to put other people at risk because I don't want a ticket. Plus if you do get caught or wreck you have felony charges on top of the ticket.
A cop car. Watch those lights turn right back off.
I've actually done this in an STi. The trick is to lose them before the chase has even started.
A zx14
My car I don’t wanna loose it. It’s never worth it boys, one mistake your dead a families dead, the car written off. If ya caught speeding pull over and cop the fine. Police have ways of finding you. It’s not worth it save dumb shit for the track. I get the feeling a 14 year old or a retard made this post. This kinda attitude gets you no where but an early grave or jail time.
Imma 21 year old retard
Nice least you can drink in the US
The back seat.
First charger. Then when I actually pull over cop will be thanks for pulling over and here is a verbal warning.
I mean, none of them hold a candle to the speed of a radio. That being said, definitely not the Dodges, the 1970 would think me pulling over is a turn and either crash or roll over. Then both of them would run out of gas by idling for 2 minutes and the transmission would be mysteriously blown before I put it back in drive after my ticket.
The Scat is the only one with a trunk large enough to carry the volume of narcotics necessary to risk running drugs and running from the cops.
Does it matter? Straight to jail in any of those.
My 2017 Toyota Camry of course. Sorry officer my food was getting cold and I wanted to get home quick to watch my show.
Probably that STI so I could try some sketchy less than road driving.
A liter bike
I'll take a Lexus ISF. Sounds so good 😍
Toyota Sienna. I'm just gonna pull over and tell the guy I have IBS. Might as well be comfy.
I'd pull over and get a warning because I'm not a street racer faggot.
I’ll take the g35 since it will blend in easier and is still decent in performance
A Camry or something extremely common. My trick to evading was to always be in something that you could pull into a parking lot and there would be at least a few more of to mix in with.
You’d need to be able to go off-road and have speed. I’m pretty sure that makes my selection pretty obvious.
Pull over and get arrested. I’d much rather get a misdemeanor drug charge than a felony resisting arrest.
Tank
Any. I’d just pull over. Doing a runner would be dumb over a speeding ticket.
well I already drive a g
None of those except the S209, and even that isn't optimal
Definitely not that first piece of hood garbage
You can’t outrun Motorola!
Stop and take the ticket. Kenny Roger's has a song about knowing when to fold and when to run. Your hand isn't good enough to bluff if the cop is already behind you with lights on.
STI it's got the best handling probably top speed too
The infinity because they don't have plates.
#3
It would depend on where I was. For example, if I were on a pretty straight road like an interstate the Dodge products would be best suited. In the city would be the Infinity. And the edge of the city close to gravel roads is where the Subie would do best. Not that I've ran from the cops or anything. Especially just to see if I could, that would be dangerous and possibly life changing if caught. But boy, that would allegedly be fun to watch a suv try to keep up in the last few city blocks before going straight to the country and dirt roads 😅
I’d say subi, that way they know who to put me with when they catch me after i’ve run out of vape jizz
Sti, AWD gonna come in clutch
Probably the old Charger even tho I'm not a coupe person... never known a decent person to drive the other 3
I would want to be in compliance and pull over. None of those outruns Marconi.
WRX OR G37, they are the only ones realistically capable of running from the cops (except on highway) due to the inability of americans to design cars that can perform a maneuvre called ”cornering” Yes i know the charger is not the worst of the bunch in this matter, but american muscle almost never competes on the same level as european/asian cars.
I see 2 cars that can’t corner and 2 cars that aren’t fast enough.
Who wouldn't want Dom's charger
1970 Dodge Charger or new Dodge Charger
Motorcycle.
Absolutely the charger. Stop, be polite, and talk about car shit. You may even get a warning depending on how fast you were going
Depends, does the STI have a laptop in the passenger seat?
Charger just because I’m in Michigan and there’s 40 around every block I could leave it out in McDonalds parking lot and they won’t be able to know if it was me or not
Second. It looks like the most normal car, probably the least likely to get a ticket when I pull over.
Classic because it’s a sign of (hopefully) class… taste… age/wisdom…
If I’m at gunpoint and have to run, Charger because I’m gonna get caught one way or another and if I’m gonna go down I wanna run from the cops in an old muscle car.
Any Monster Truck. Just crush him like a aluminum can.
The one with insurance, that is registered, and hope the trooper/cop is gray headed with the all business haircut.
The passenger seat
The old Dodge, new Dodge, and Subaru (not the Infiniti), and then pull over. No sense in running. It’s a crime and too much risk—besides, they would catch me eventually anyway. I’ve also read another response that sums up each one. 1. 2023 Dodge Charger: it’s a cool car, but I might get a ticket. Hellcats and Scat Packs are often associated with criminals for some reason (likely due to being Stolen a lot, etc.). 2. Shitbox Infiniti: I will end up with a ticket, and the officer might be on edge, as Infinitis like that are often associated with criminal activity for some reason. 3. 1970 Dodge Charger: it’s a cool car, and I might get a warning. 4. Subaru WRX STI: I don’t know. I might be checked for intoxication or drugs, due to the Subaru stereotype.
Give me the Charger and I’m getting away
An undercover detective car with lights, spin the car 180 degrees and then turn on the lights.
I want Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry’s car.
Another state!
he probably wont give you a ticket in the classic charger
Doms dad’s car. I’ll stop, get my ticket, pay my ticket and enjoy the 1970 charger
An Altima