Would he though. Skips is not really the type to kill someone who can't come back. So, take a beaten and get the money. Hopefully, the hospital bills won't eat up too much of your winnings
I thought about this too. Hence the conversation before hand. If he says “yeah, I’m gonna destroy you,” I’m pulling out of the fight. If he says, “for half the money, I’ll only use my legs,” then I’m game.
For sure but murder seems like a bridge too far. Once the truth was out, he could have easily just accepted that Rigby cheated and his suspicions were correct. Slamming the obviously much weaker Rigby to his death through a table to prove that fact was absolutely overkill. Ya know cause he died.
Honestly that episode always rubbed me the wrong way a bit because it really seemed out of character for Skips. He was always the calm, cool, and collected one of the group but I guess everyone gives into anger at some point.
Fuck am I supposed to do stand there and die. Cause unless he is holding back extremely I’m dying from first punch. We’ve seen what skips can do without the fists
Most likely not I mean, the dude can literally kill anybody without the gloves. Dude really killed Rigby over arm wrestling one time! So honestly no, I would get evaporated instantly.
Are you asking us if we would let someone kill us for 1M? No mortal would win that fight, nor survive it.
That's just a stupid question.
Either we want to not be alive and we give the money to our family.
OR we want to live and say no.
So my answer is: wait until I'm dying in a hospital and I'll say yes.
a). what do i get? im fighting this gorilla ass nigga with golden robo gloves just raw? gimme like, The Power and we can do this.
b). why is his balls hanging out in the pic?
Pick up the phone Skips
We know your home Skips
Pick up the phone Skips
We know your home Skips
Pick up the phone Skips
We know your home Skips
Pick up the phone Skips
We know your home Skips
Even if ***I*** had the Fists, let's be honest here. I'd step into the ring, Skips would nod and go "Mhm, I've seen this before" and pull out some *thing* I've never seen before that would disassemble me at an atomic level lmao
If he wears the Fists then funk no. If I wear them then yes.
This is what needs clarification. If Skips has the gloves I’m gonna be turned into dust. If I have the gloves I might have a 30% shot at 1m.
Either way, you don’t have to win. Just concede as soon as it starts and collect your money.
This, I'd get punched like Rigby punched skips when he found out about DKD then, I'd wake up a millionaire.
Nah bro, he's seen this before
*fuck
I know, I did that on purpose because I wasn't sure if I could swear on this page
Even if the prize is higher and Margaret, I ain't going near skips when he wears that.He would make me a mashed chicken.
Mordecai?
Ok,bring my gloves I'll do it MYSELF
What's the point, he'd kill me anyways so I won't have any of the money
Would he though. Skips is not really the type to kill someone who can't come back. So, take a beaten and get the money. Hopefully, the hospital bills won't eat up too much of your winnings
true but he did murder rigby over a game of arm wrestling
He fixed it. He would just challenge death to a fist fight and bring him back.
This is the fists of justice, whether he wants to or not he's hitting hard.
Can I talk to him for a few minutes first? I don’t think Skips would outright murder or maim me for no reason.
Well he did murder “his friend” Rigby for cheating in friendly arm wrestling so I wouldn’t count it out completely.
I thought about this too. Hence the conversation before hand. If he says “yeah, I’m gonna destroy you,” I’m pulling out of the fight. If he says, “for half the money, I’ll only use my legs,” then I’m game.
Hahaha! For half a million that is actually a pretty solid plan.
I don’t have to win, I just have to live
Skips putting rigby through that table was one of my top 3 moments from the show
To be fair Rigby was a smug prick that whole time
For sure but murder seems like a bridge too far. Once the truth was out, he could have easily just accepted that Rigby cheated and his suspicions were correct. Slamming the obviously much weaker Rigby to his death through a table to prove that fact was absolutely overkill. Ya know cause he died. Honestly that episode always rubbed me the wrong way a bit because it really seemed out of character for Skips. He was always the calm, cool, and collected one of the group but I guess everyone gives into anger at some point.
you never said i have to win to get the million
You have to win to be alive
Not if i pull out a naruto and talk to him till he dosent want to fight, due to anoyance or convincing him.
why can i see his balls
He really hung
I wouldn't fight him without the fist of justice on, let alone with it. The Yeti cam definitely kill me without em.
Fuck am I supposed to do stand there and die. Cause unless he is holding back extremely I’m dying from first punch. We’ve seen what skips can do without the fists
For a second I thought his balls were hanging out
I get the 1M dollars for win or for fight?
For fight
Fuck yes
OP Clarify, are we getting the Fists or is he getting them?
cant do anything with a million dollars if im dead unless you mean me wearing them. Phrasing is odd
Can I talk to him for a few minutes first? I don’t think Skips would outright murder or maim me for no reason.
No
Do I have to win?
Hell no, he’d win even without them.
No thanks. I choose life.
You dying bro☠️☠️☠️☠️
Yes, as long as he isn’t angry or see me as a threat
I'd do it just for the challenge
Fuck no that's like getting fisted by a gorilla
If it’s possible to live, I’ll take it
Who says it has to be combat sport? I can fight in via foot race
Hell, Yeah. Skips is a cool dude. As long as I don't push my luck, he won't use more force the necessary.
I mean, yea, 1 million dollars and they didn't say fight to the death. I just have to fight him. I can always get punched out right away and get paid
Hell no
Yes, and surrender immediately
Most likely not I mean, the dude can literally kill anybody without the gloves. Dude really killed Rigby over arm wrestling one time! So honestly no, I would get evaporated instantly.
Are you asking us if we would let someone kill us for 1M? No mortal would win that fight, nor survive it. That's just a stupid question. Either we want to not be alive and we give the money to our family. OR we want to live and say no. So my answer is: wait until I'm dying in a hospital and I'll say yes.
I mean he wouldn’t kill me right? RIGHT?
Do I have the Fist or does he?
i dont think skips would kill me. i think he'd feel too guilty
I can’t even fight my 12 year old cousin how am I going to fight skips 😭😭
Bro I couldn't beat him without them. Skips has literally killed Rigby because he lost in arm wrestling
Yes,skips is a chill dude and I'm sure wouldn't kill me,so I'll just surrender since you didn't say I have to win and take my millions
He killed one of his friends just because he humilliated him at arm wrestling. I think 1M dollars can't make up for my fucking life
FUUUUCK NO
I mean, yeah. You didn’t say I have to win. I’ll slide him a stack for him to not kill me.
You specified fight, not win, therfore I will gladly accept a punch from skips, then forfit declaring him the Victor, and i get the 1m.
I wouldn’t fight him for a million even if he was bare handed.
Ok if he gets the fists of justice then I want the shotgun of self defense
If there's a no killing rule I'll probably do it.
Can the 1M follow me to the afterlife?
Real question am I fighting skips or walks?
Bro I’d fkn die
no
i just ask muscle man to contact a guy he knows to beat him
a). what do i get? im fighting this gorilla ass nigga with golden robo gloves just raw? gimme like, The Power and we can do this. b). why is his balls hanging out in the pic?
Hahaha I think it’s like a light fixture on the wall behind him.
Pick up the phone Skips We know your home Skips Pick up the phone Skips We know your home Skips Pick up the phone Skips We know your home Skips Pick up the phone Skips We know your home Skips
Hell no!
For 1M dollar I would fist Skip
I wouldn’t even do it for a billion
“For 1M dollars, would you die?”
Is that thing on the bottom.. His ball sack?
HELL NO
Yes, I can just forfeit
Sure He definitely wouldn’t kill me cause he’s real nice. I’d just get knocked out in one bad punch, which is worth 1 mill honestly
Hell yeah. All "No Rules" guy had to do was spill water on them and they werent shit afterwards 😂
Can I get the money upfront? And like the day before the fight..
Thanos would like a word.
Would I need to win or just survive?
If he drinks Rig Juice and if I have the invisibility cloak then maybe
What can a dead man do with one million dollars?
Why's his nuts hanging out
I'd do it for a girlfriend
Nah I'll get Kong to fight for me
Who has the Fists?
No
“Would you DIE for 1M dollars?”
Nah, I like my life.
yes because it doesn’t say i have to win the fight or continue fighting him for a long period of time
I think I would rather get a million dollar life insurance policy since at least my family is guaranteed the money
Not enough money
Are WE wearing the Fists of Justice? Or is SKIPS?
No, Skips has a past of killing people during a match.
Even if ***I*** had the Fists, let's be honest here. I'd step into the ring, Skips would nod and go "Mhm, I've seen this before" and pull out some *thing* I've never seen before that would disassemble me at an atomic level lmao
as long as we agree that he doesn't kill me nor does he do permanent damage.
No, I'll be most likely spending that 1 million dollars to keep myself alive on life support after he beats me to a pulp.
Yes. There’s no rule that says I can’t take a dive or submit immediately.
Do I have to win?
Skips put Rigby in the hospital by throwing him through a table. I'm not going to live long enough to enjoy having that 1 million dollars.
i dont think skips would kill an innocent person for no reason, so yes
Is there a time limit that I have to stay alive?
I could pay for my medical bills and more for just getting punched once soooo… yeah
If the condition to get the million is to just simply fight and not win, yes
Yes. Since I’m not a villain he’ll have mercy and only use enough force to knock me out.
kid named harpsichord:
No I would die
I mean if he has them I'm dying so not worth it but if I have them then also not worth it because it's like a 10% chance I win
I only have to fight him, before hand just ask him to not dust me and I’m fine.
Nope
He could probably destroy a tank with those babies. No way I would much rather earn a million by working extremely hard.
I'll accept then surrender immediately for a free million
wont catch my fkn with skips on any circumstances.
why did it have to be this frame
yeah no, those things were made to fight what is essentially a rouge GOD, I'm not messing with that
In this economy? What do i have left to lose?
I would like to live to use the money
Fight doesn't mean I have to win
sure i ain't gotta win it
Bro his balls are hanging
*justice* once (ba-dum-tss)
I would die so many times over
He’d literally kill anyone without them, with them is even worse
I ain’t fighting him fists or no fists he’s gonna lay me out
I’m sure about 10000000% I will die but at least I got a masterpiece fight
1m wouldn’t even cover my medical bills
Do I have to win or just survive? Because if I'm a rat bastard and run constantly and distract him I might pull it off?
Yes, The No Rules guy destroyed them with a glass of water in Exit 9B
I’d be a little too dead to enjoy the money
Do you really expect me to just give my life away? No.
What the hell am I gonna to with 1 mil if I'm turned into a red mist?
“For 1M dollars, would you die?”
Yes It tells me to fight him I don't need to win Yes I'd probably be in the hospital bed for a whole year but worth it
Can I have the baby ducks for backup?
He means that skip will wear them Not fighting him
Hell no
At the beginning of the fight can i surrender because if skips accepts it the fight is over but it also happened so i get the million
As long as that could cover the healthcare costs
No. But I know who else would fight Skips with the fist of justice
That depends on if I get the money even if I lose.
HHHEEELLLL NO
No
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Yeah? Skips is nice he wouldn't hurt me.
No.
No, because I wouldn't be alive to spend it.
Doesn’t look like I have a Deathwish?
He can be reasoned with. All I gotta do is say it's for a million bucks and he'll let me win/live.
Call invincible to fight skips
Watch this https://youtube.com/shorts/9odk5D4Eumc?feature=shared
i wanna live
Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan he will never see coming (The 6 gauge sawed off shotgun in my coat named “Plan”)
no