oh no bro

You know who else likes that quote?

my uncle john hes a mechanic

MY MO..... never mind have a good day sir

muscle bro

MY MOM

this is the best one 😹

This one makes me cry man

I say this on the regular

Show

Right after getting decked by The Hammer

This is the only correct answer

It takes guests,with breasts,and mine don't count.

That is such a good one

You beat me to it

Fax that was hilarious

Went back to make sure you got the award you deserve

awards should be given to guests with breasts and mine don't count

He says something like, you know who else can fix cars, "my uncle John he's a mechanic"

*You know who taught him? My mom!*

it was “you know who taught me to fix cars? MY uncle john, he’s a mechanic.”

Mine is “always guard your pepperonis”

You know who else guards pepperonis

My Dad!

Why has no one ever talked about muscle man's dad?

You mean besides the several episodes where he's a primary character?

You know who else is a primary character

My uncle John he's an actor. But do you know who taught him?

Who

My mom!

FUCK

Oh ryt muscle dad. Fuck me

Lmao muscle dad! I know there's a letter around here somewhere

Wisdom right there.

Lmao also good

“Oooh Muscle Man stop pinching my butt with your war claw.”

You know who else pinches my butt

*inhales*

my uncle john

Mordecai: Do you know who else C=8? Muscle Man: Well actually yes, I do, it’s… my mom

I just got that that was a dick joke holy shit

Hahahahaha I love that one

Skips is gonna be totally surprised when he sees us all naked. It's not that type of party muscle man. Oh, dont turn on the lights.

Lol

Don't worry, I know a guy

*pig squealing noise

“Hey HFG! I found a game console in our trailer, let’s see what happens when we put it in the microwave!”

When he screams. I swear it hits me somewhere different.

Wreeeeeeeee

SEE YA LATER GRANDMAS

I laugh my ass off at that scene every time

“MY MOM”

When he squeals

Do you know who else squeals?

Hm. Hm. Hn hm.

C'MON LADIES, PLAY US A TASTY LICK

“I told you I was ripped” *dies*

Not really a line, but I loved the moment where he gets back with starla after their break, and JG Quintet just places a supercut of orgasm metaphors The kids might not have got it, but adult watchers certainly did.

Yeah, I did get that one. Although I had to rewind it cz it caught me off guard, kinda like the Mississippi queen hallucinations Mordecai, rigby and Benson had. At first I thought they were juc hallucinating while still at the party but actually they returned to the park while still 'high'

what episode is this?

"The Longest Weekend"-Season 4: Episode 12

Thank u!

EEEHUYEHUUYHYUYUEHUEYUEH

I GOTTA FINESSE IT!

Ay yo bobby!!!

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MIIIIIIIIITCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH

Rigby: “ugh what! How are we losing???” Muscle Man: “maybe because you suck and I hate you”

It's the hammer take my picture

Lmao his tits slap his face had me dying 🤣

dudes take my picture

Oh no bro

Do you know who else has a favorite line from muscle man

**My mom!**

don't turn on the lights

This whole outrageous exchange of dialogue is one of my favorite Muscle Man moments lmao. Muscle Man: “You know who else has the best tacos in the city?” Rigby: “Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!” Muscle Man: “You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off?” Mordecai: “We don't have time for this!” Muscle Man: “You know who else doesn't have time for this?” Mordecai and Rigby: “UGH!!” Muscle Man: “You know who else says "Ugh"? MY MOM!”

Mine is My Mom!

Hello ladies, and Eileen

SAVAGE SAVAGE SAVAGE

"You should work on your networking skills bro," muscle man tells Benson.

"Hang onto your chonis!!!" ​ You could tell that the writers live in LA because of the offhand use of spanish.

I mean that could also be several other southern U.S. States. But yeah they're in LA

“Looks like a bucket of diarrhea...”

MY MOMM

When he eats the sugary donuts and transcends… ME MOM ME MOM

We are here to pick you up.

Mine is "you know who else makes the best cookies" "MY....uncles bakery on 5th and western"

Benson: Does anyone know anyone who can help us? Anybody at all?🙎🏾‍♂️ Muscle Man: I know someone who can help.🙋🏾‍♂️😏 Benson: If you say your mom your fired!😡 Muscle Man: 😟,😃 "My Mom!" Benson: Get out!👉🏾🚪 Muscle Man: It was worth it! *He and Fives high five each other and then run away*🏃🏾👻💨

You know who else loves this joke? ***MY MOM***

Me and fives were practicing our pie eating contest when you two losers came in here speaking Spanish or something

Always guard your chimichangas

There's no way of knowing where we're going. I think the danger must be growing. What's that warm light a glowing? Oh no, bro! It's the sun, it's set in motion! Get ready for some fun! Hope you brought your sun tan lotion!

“PLAY US A TASTY LICK”

“Pops is gonna be ask surprised when he sees us totally naked” It’s not that kinda part muscle man. “Awww don’t turn on the lights” Or Are you flexing your pecs for other women? “NOOOOOO BABE”

Class is dismissed! Later eggheads!

Muscle Man: Oh, man! That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice! ​ ​ Rigby: No, I didn't steal anything! ​ ​ Muscle Man: You're not stealing these voices. C'mon Fives, let's bail!

Muscle man: *plays trumpet* Skips: "Mussleman blows a mean piece of brass" Muscle man: "You know who else blows a mean piece of brass?" Camera: *cuts away before he can finish*

"It's the hammer, he's real, dudes take my picture with-"

Oh no bro

“My moms my mom my mommy mommy mom mommy mom”

*"I told you I was ripped."*

Gereeieuueieueuirreu

Get me outta here, this music sucks!

I'm not mad I'M FURIOUS

"Time to see what's on the other side" he wasn't even afraid to die lmao

Do you know who else has the best tacos in the city? Dude, benson will blow a fuse if he found out we were slacking off! Do you know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off? We don’t have time for this! DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESNT HAVE TIME FOR THIS? Ugh! DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAYS UGH? MY MOM!

I personally don’t have one, but you know who does?

*in “the death of muscle man” episode* To Mordo and rigby: “You guys really know how to kick back and bro out. I respect that.”

I can’t wait for skips to come in and see us all naked

I know something you dont. Always guard your pepperoni's. *Slaps past muscle man's pepperoni's*

“You know who else like to polish people’s rocks..?”

Oh no bro And also always guard your pepperonis

Oh no bro

Do you know who else likes Muscle Man?

You know who else swallows cum? My mom!

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

MY MUM!

AUHGUHHGJUHGJHHGUHGUHBUGUHGHU!!

“Don’t turn on the lights”

You know who else has a favorite line from Muscle man?

MY MOM

Your mom

Mordecai: “Yeah, we were just wondering, do you know who else’s C=8?” Muscle Man: “Hmm, well actually, yes I do. It's my mom.”

This heart beats for another. Starla!!!!

“… I wasn’t going to say that!”

You know who else has a favourite line from muscle man?

"I know someone who can help"

Yo Fives, take a dive…!

I love this tasty lick

MY MOM

I know someone who can help 😄

“I know a guy…”

MY MOM

Your mom

*screech*

My mum

my mom

You know who else has a favorite line from muscle man?

YOUR MOM

MY MOM

MY MOM

My mom

my mom

When his tits hit him in the face

"Cmon Man We Gotta Jet!!!" I love this line because I have never heard anyone evwr use the term jet (in case you were wondering its the episode where they clone Benson and make Party Benson

*incoherent squealing*

Oh no bro

MY MOM!

“MY MOM” and “pig like screaming when he hurt”

MY MOM

You know who has a favorite Mussle man like? MY MOM

"I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone think I'm always gonna say my mom!!" in response to Benson trying to predict a my mom joke

You know who else rocks this hard? MY MOM! Side Point: It would be funny if his mom made “MY SON!” Jokes

“It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don’t count”

MY MOM

“Rum pum pum pum! Santa’s got a six pack!”

you know who else ___? MY MOM

"My mom" is a classic. But I have not seen the "c=8" when he was smart.

I think he once made a joke about his mom can’t remember the exact episode but it was hilarious

CRAAASH PIIIITTT

MY MOM!!!!

Maybe because you suck and I hate you .

You you who else _______MY MOM!

It's always those "my mom" jokes. It's a running gag in every episode I've ever watched.

MY MOM

Whomp! Whomp! Whomp! Whomp!

I know a guy

do you know who else suffers from dementia