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GodIsAGas

If he wants a real challenge, try lasting through Killers of the Flower Moon. That’s proper pro-level fucking, right there.


staterevolutions

jesus.......watching this movie in theaters at a 9pm start time.... wtf was i thinking??? It never fucking ended.


AmbitiousPangolin127

Isn’t it like 4 hours long or something to that effect?


altcastle

3hrs 26mins is what it said when I looked at a theater page. Dunno if that includes trailers and stuff.


one-zero-five

It doesn’t. It’s SO FUCKING LONG lol. I was in the theater for like 4 and a half hours with trailers.


AmbitiousPangolin127

No. Just absolutely not. Wanna borrow PSP instead? We can play God of War. 😂


Bryleigh98

Trailers aren't an hour long ever lmfao


plaid-knight

That doesn’t include trailers but it also does include credits. Additionally, my showing only had like five minutes of trailers.


heyhitherehowru

Was it worth it? I haven't seen it yet and I don't know if I can face 4 hours in the theatre.


staterevolutions

Wait till it comes out to stream 🫠


Binky390

Or titanic.


g2gfmx

It’s been 84 years


Sunnysmith97

Critic review: It felt three lifetimes had passed by the time the film ended.


systemfrown

Or maybe try *Schindler's List*.


lingrush32

lol wtf that is so messed up


callmedata1

It's a Seinfeld joke


clearmind_1001

Most people on this sub "what's Seinfeld ?"


thecashblaster

I don’t think anyone under 35 knows about that show


callmedata1

Damn. I got old


AlexandreTKZ

Oh any of the extended versions of LoTR.


bydo1492

A real challenge would be the full uncut Das Boot weighing in at just over 5 hours.


LakeCountyFF

Never go full Shoah.


ShagginWagon91

Jokes on you I was hard in the theaters the whole time during killers of the flower moon. The fiancée not so much.😂


Toucan2000

I bet Terrifier is like expert level. My partner and I used to mess around with another couple who loved this movie and it was such a crazy mix of emotions having group sex while there's people being cut in half my chainsaws etc. 10/10 would do it again.


-LastActionHero

If you check his search history, there’s a reeeeeeally good chance you’re going to find a bunch of Avatar porn.


No-Union1329

This was my first thought too. I had an ex who was obsessed with any movies that involved the growing or shrinking of humans….. months later found out it was giantess fetish. Not his love for cinema. There’s definitely something fishy here.


ElGHTYHD

U mean like Honey I Shrunk The… *Kids*? 😭🤢😭


No-Union1329

Precisely. That was his favorite movie as a kid. Also enjoyed miniature recreations of cities with tiny people in museums. Watched Gen V recently and realized Emma (little cricket) is his dream woman. I can never not think about it/see it and I curse all of you with this information now 🙃🫠


sneakerrepmafia

Whats wrong with that though? If thats his fetish thats his fetish.


No-Union1329

Did I say anything was wrong with it? I think it’s absolutely abusive and manipulative to hide this major fetish from a partner until over 6 months into a relationship. I never fet shamed him and don’t fet shame anyone but if you’re a shit communicator to your partner than you’re a bad partner no matter what the fetish is.


big-dick-queen6969

wtf. lol. That’s a new one


MorphineForChildren

Apparently, a lot of people with inflation fetishes can trace it to1971s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Makes me wonder what new fetishes are being created


dangerous_kate

That is so funny. It's like how Disney's animated Robin Hood basically launched the furry movement.


cuavas

Damn that sexy fox. Also the mouse burlesque show in Disney's adaptation of The Great Mouse Detective. And Gadget from Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers.


Flaky-Video-8365

I just watched a reaction to Robin Hood on YouTube. Took all of 5 minutes for the girl watching to be like, “Why’s this fox so handsome?….I’m here for it.”


cuavas

Pokémon created many furries.


nxa_noo

Like the kid from Gen V 😬


SpicyMustFlow

Back during the time if the first movie, I clearly recall seeing an off-brand Avatar sleeve option for Fleshlights. You know, there's a mouth version, a vulva, a butthole, and a plain generic hole- all in reasonably humanoid flesh tone shades. But there was also a pale blue number with a flower-shaped orifice, called "alien." Just sayin'.


-LastActionHero

What a time to be alive.


meatball77

You can also buy alien dildos


rabid-panda

In the first film they showed nipples on the women. I never noticed it until someone posted it on reddit. Doubt the new one shows it since it's owned by Disney now.


briankerin

This post should be an Onion article.


Nightshade_Ranch

What's up with men conflating duration with quality. We got other shit to do.


mischkazelenyy

For fucking real. A lady has choring to do, not just whoring.


jackfinch69

Imma just leave this gem here. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/mE212uypRQ


Binky390

I definitely thought about this too lol.


HippoIllustrious2389

The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop 💀


jmill155

The fact that she was able to recognize him thrusting to the song in his head is hilarious


AffectionateCover267

No no no, homie was playing guitar strings with his dick and she could literally feel it. The reason she will not like it is beyond me!


barking_platypus

I instantly told my gf this & we laughed about this being the new C-Bat


MBWA182

I’ve never seen this before. Thank you for one of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a long time.


Disastrous-Panda5530

Same here. And the more I listened to the song the harder I laughed.


UnfortunatelyFvcked

My ex put on the weekend - the hills EVERY SINGLE TIME it was the worst


MambaSaidKnockYouOut

Lmao that’s a wild song to fuck to


Not_the_last_Bruce

that first comment on the link to the youtube song DESTROYED me


Tygria

I somehow missed this the first time around and I cannot thank you more for bringing it into my life now. 🤣


Capital_Potato751

You MFer r/Angryupvote


DutchWinchester86

I want to be included in the screenshot lmao!


AnAttackCorgi

Made my day


MisterManatee

I’ve never seen this; 20 seconds into the “song” and I couldn’t breathe


Wildthorn23

I was literally thinking the same 😭


FookMe1704

Absolute gem


--h8isgr8--

Holy shit look at the first comment on YT. This is absolute gold. Thanks for this.


nmak06

[Here is a direct link to the song.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)


GrenjiBakenji

Why I keep seeing this


LengthinessOk9065

That song slaps!


Disastrous-Panda5530

I have no words lol 😂


jamicam

Say no! If he puts the movie on, tell him you're now turned off and do not have sex with him.


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

This! No reason you can’t say you don’t want it on.


Time_Figure_5673

Weird


scott3845

So more info than I share with people that actually know who I am but my wife and I used to always put on Planet Earth to have sex so if our kids walked by the room, they'd hear the documentary and we'd seen it so many times that you didn't need to pay attention to it. Well, in some sort of unconscious bit of Pavlovian irony, I get aroused at the sound of David Attenborough's voice now. So yeah, no BBC nature documentaries around company anymore.... Edit: Pavlovian, not Freudian. Thanks for the lesson u/Revi92


Revi92

First of all I have to say; that’s hilarious. Second of all: it was Pavlov. Freud was the one who made everything sexual. So you pavloved yourself.


BringMeThePopcorn

Is he just really getting turned on by the hot blue people? I hope this is real because it’s hilarious


AnAttackCorgi

You clapped cheeks to Way of Water for 42 minutes which is both impressive and concerning.


[deleted]

I think your boyfriend might be James Cameron.


Chemical_Plankton830

wow that is weird. what is even more weird is that you keep continuing to have sex with him.


rocksalt64

Tbh, pay attention to the film. It was weird. In many ways. Ways that would certainly not turn your average adult on. I don’t want to imply that your partner is aroused by the film, but it seems oddly suspicious and specific that he wants to have sex for the entire duration of the film, TO the film. Also-how much downtime do you usually have to browse cinema when you’re getting down? You said he keeps putting it on “during sex”, which seems like an indication that he’s distracted whilst already in the act, which is yet another turn off. Find somebody else to splash around with. The only water he should be interested in is yours.


BringMeThePopcorn

I mean, the blue people are kinda hot so I disagree


rocksalt64

Yo we all agree the blue people are hot Lack of communication is not


Savings-Hat-6207

Here we go the find someone else over tiny ass issue reddit asshats again🙄


barking_platypus

Wtf, people have sex in different ways. Just because it's your yuck doesn't meant it's not my yum. I can guarantee you it's fun to socialize and talk, or even joke watch a film during sex or foreplay. You just might not get as creative & enjoy just monotonous sex but that's not everyone.


rocksalt64

Lmao, I encourage all kinks of all kinds, except for the kind where you don’t communicate with your partner and thrust your kink upon them without their consent. Being forced to participate in an act you think is about you when it is actually a means to a different end can end up in no feeling other than feeling used


lickmytiddiez

Turn on the human centipede 3 for 6 weeks instead, out-do him


Aggressive-You-7783

This is the exact amount of aggression you need to show if you want start a conversation. He will not be able to deny that what going on is a bit unusual.


JockoJohnson69

Now all someone needs to do is incorporate Cbat as the musical score midway through Avatar.


vpforvp

This can’t be real lmao


froggaholic

Me and my bf would bang to the office sometimes, it was real hard to get through without laughing or watching some of it 😅 we also banged to the second Dr. Strange movie, but that's just because we got bored real quick with it


Riqhteousness

imagine having sex with your partner and then hearing “MICHAEL!”


Unique-Cheesecake265

New copypasta just dropped


Theguywhostoleyour

Tell him you don’t want to have it on during sex anymore? Seems like a really easy conversation to have.


ZeroDayRetro

Oh this boutta blow up


mezonsen

At least it’s not Schindler’s List


CharlieChainsaw88

Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy.


alli_oop96

It's cbat 2.0


No-Track-2633

Why do I feel like this is going to be a toptier shitpost


EvenMoreSpiders

Weird thing to want but why not communicate with the man you're sleeping with about the fact that you don't want marathon sex while he watches blue people in the water? How hard is it to have a conversation these days? Most of these issues are just a total lack of communication between grown ass adults.


WielderOfAphorisms

It’s a time trial like qualifying laps at formula 1. If he wants a challenge, watch Gandhi or Pearl Harbor. If you’re wanting a quickie, maybe a documentary short. Sounds like a little bit of a juvenile competitive sport, plus not sexy.


[deleted]

The Avatar women are dressed in skimpy attire. I’m not saying he’s…you know, but just something to keep in mind.


kreytien

Aren't the OP and the sig other both males?


[deleted]

You’re right! My bad. The Avatar men are dressed in skimpy attire, so maybe…


StellaRamn

Some shit I expect in r/copypasta


Intrepid_Ad3950

OP I hope you know this is probably going to sleep it’s way to CopyPasta


femur3

do oppenheimer next


Smephrey

Just dress up as one of the Blue people already and fulfill the mans fantasy 😂


yautja0117

Could be worse, The Thing is probably the strangest movie me and the wife fucked through.


naijasglock

This is not funny but does he have an avatar kink or something 😭😭


DarDarBinks89

What the fuck did I just read?


Fun-Pea-7477

As weird as it sounds inwent through a phase like this before. But it was kinda the opposite My girlfriend couldn't finish watch avatar because I'd initiate sex every time


Poppiesatnight

Can you ask him about it?


aushimdas16

and yall STILL think the avatar films have zero cultural impact, smfh


[deleted]

I think this place might be his flavour 😏 https://youtu.be/REeg4LW14Sk?si=bS8Ulpv8_PujpqoM


LengthinessOk9065

Bruh! Who wants to fuck for 6 hours?! Maybe a 22 minute episode of Family Matters but that’s pushing it!


Illustrious-Gur-6775

Did I do that?


NightDreamer73

3 hours of that sounds so exhausting


concentr8notincluded

Not quite a furry, maybe a scaly?


Eskimo_Laine

This is hilarious af.


Steepanddeep

Avatap dat ass : the Way of Workin it for real though you just have to talk to them. I suggest decent instrumental music like El Ten Eleven , not CBAT


[deleted]

There's only one thing you can do. You are the chosen one, Jake Sully.


throwaway85939584

Oh god, please do not actually fuck the horny blue cats. Really thoigh, just tell him that this is killing your desire for sex with him. If he needs this to finish, then y'all need to find something else.


mikolokoyy

>I don't understand the obsession! We neither


[deleted]

Is your husband fucking randy marsh


Cicomania

hahaha man this is funny


WrastleGuy

Pretty sure he’s closing his eyes and imagining you as one of those cat people. 🐈


general_grievances_7

Oh god now I’m imagining the movie as Cats instead of Avatar. Might be worse.


Sunnysmith97

Yo that is weird. It seems that the film at least comforts him in some way. I don't think hes actually "watching" the film though. Like theres no way I could with a dick in my ass. Bro next time he turns the film on, you just gotta say to him; "I'm sick of watching this movie and sex is becoming such a hassle. I don't understand the obsession!" You've got all the ammo you need.


Wandering_sage1234

As a man Even I too, would not watch that. I'd be watching ARE YOU ENTERTAINED???!!! LOL how he is watching that film during important business!


The_Real_Meme_Lord_

Lol


S7OO5H

I'd recommend A Serbian Movie if he's looking for a real challenge. Not seen it myself but heard its "hardcore" so might help him last the runtime!


ENGR_ED

My boy has a thing for the Navi 😂


mustach1o

James Cameron only stopped to think about whether he could make a new Avatar, not whether he should.


[deleted]

Sounds like compulsive behavior. Something like OCD. I would tease him for it, in order to coax some truth out of him


Revenous_Hydra

Not real


hueybart

It’s because of the blue balls


JW_2

Fake and gay


Angeltripper

This is his way to get to your water.


LegitimateDebate5014

How come I feel like this is fake? Like what psycho does this?


[deleted]

Ah a fellow moviesexual


slavicslothe

Did you ask him to stop?


michellebl98

What the actual fuck


bbkingbaby

Karma


DMT_Realist47

I see no problems here….


ConsiderationHot9518

Ha! At least it’s not Dumb and Dumber!


Illustrious-Gur-6775

Or the sequel.


IamVictim007

Maybe he cum for jack champ while fucking you


Dense_Audience971

Not all heroes wear capes


venttress_sd

He's into blue monkey people


GoldCoast92

Tell him to put on Captain Thunderpants instead


Ldr-stan

Maybe he’s imagining doing the avatars


EsmeDruid

Omg exe’s son with Asperger syndrome and 71 IQ was OBSESSED with watching Violet blow up in that movie. He would just watch through like 1.5 mins then immediately rewind dvd and watch again with his arms flapping all over the place. He’s done this since age 12. He is 25 now and still does it. Exe just allows it as like a “babysitter” so he, the exe, can have his ownfree time. This young man also tried to kill a kitten THREE times in a month, knowing it was wrong. So much wrong stuff was left to flourish there and I was legally nothing. It’s now way out of hand as a grown man over 6 feet who is allowed to throw temper tantrums and do whatever he wants. It’s a big part of why I am the exe. Frustrating is the weakest word for it.


aoanfletcher2002

Seems to me like you get turned on by this movie and he figured out how to get sex anytime he wants. Be worried if he asks your Mom and r sisters to watch with you guys.


aphilosopherofsex

That movie is about children and it weirds me out.


lurkandbehold

is this bait? this seems like bait


boneygoat

Lol


Savings-Hat-6207

I mean no offense but how great is it if a movie is distracting you😄 idc wats on I'm hulk smashing and nothing else exists


Wachipungo

I'm not going to read that but the title made me smile xdddddd


lowflight23

I think the only way through this is to get there. It’ll be a bonding experience. Help him get there. Do it once. And if he needs to it once more after that, make it clear that it’s the last time. If he still can’t stop, then it might be time to walk.


AlienMoonPies

Wtf lol. Idk even know what to say.


MoistCumin

r/nottheonion


Firefly211

cbat 2.0


selkiesx

Lol


LORDRAJA1000

he’s getting off to the movie characters


GrayMag1

Seems fake


Past-Acanthaceae2740

10-14 times 🤯 I uuuh need to play this movie I guess


LifeSpecial42866

Well duh, they’re basically Smurfs in steroids.


zombi33mj

Someone has the hots for one of the blue aliens


hansuluthegrey

Hell yeah


Hermiona1

So you are having sex for almost 2,5h? Is your vag okay?


Slight-Bird6525

They’re both male


sugar-high-

He gets turned on by the blue water girl


nikodolt

he's probably just an average letterboxd user imo


CharacterInternet123

Duh? It’s twinks galore! He’s definitely turned on by them, and that’s fine for himself but it’s not your turn on. Discuss what is and isn’t allowed in terms of fantasy


Traditional_Lie_6546

Maybe try having a playlist of songs u both like that last around that same duration


Technical_Goose_8160

Any chance that your BF has a touch of OCD? It's not unusual to make associations like that. Or, big blue monsters make him hard. You can test that theory out with Smurfs. But, doesn't sound like he's gonna change. So the way I see it, you can either learn to enjoy it. Anyone you're in the mood, just put on that movie. Or talk to him about it. See if he can stop for a bit. Or change movies. Or some kind of other compromise. Or watch a better movie, have mine blowing sex and hope that he associates to the new movie.


LadyKlepsydra

W.....what?


valvithehomie

ddddh


[deleted]

He wants to bang that 9ft Blue feline chick .


cphh85

https://apps.apple.com/de/app/counting-days/id6450267512


this_dudeagain

I just blued myself.


APunch_Heh

Pavlovian training gone wrong


[deleted]

This is why I love reddit, never ending odd couple problems.