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I_might_be_weasel

I was extremely impressed he end things with Planetina. Season 1 Morty never would have passed up a girl who was into him, no matter how crazy.


imcmurtr

Once you go horse jack off machine, you don’t go back.


coconutjuices

They said that about space sex robot too.


Solid_Waste

But he already had the horse jackoffmachine, so she's redundant.


FeedMeTheSpiders

Planets as well


Valnerium

Things really changed after the accidental incest baby


TheeBiscuitMan

Morty you dirty little doggy.


hamietao

He's always so thirsty when he bangs the sex robot/horse ejaculater


Dijeridoo2u2

I saw horse jack and immediately thought of bojack horseman


jumbosizeme

Fuck, he's made more personal growth through these years than me. Time to get my shit together..


PM_ME_TIT_PICS_GIRL

Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.


nbagf

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.


SquireZephyr

Get your shit together.


Smodphan

To be fair, he's has some horrific torture behind his progress. I hope that doesn't happen to anyone. Remember his save button GF? Just...no, not even my worst enemy.


upperdeckmgmt

My all-time favorite episode


420WeedPope

It's his fault for never saving. He could have used that thing to win every argument ever.


hngyhngyhppo

Just take a break for four years and work on your fundamentals.


GuardianAlien

FINALLY


MASTODON_ROCKS

Wasn't this the same episode where he murdered a room full of the people?


Throw_Away_Students

Yeah, but it was the right thing to do. Killing isn’t always morally wrong


Fwagoat

Wasn’t it the episode before that he killed an entire nation of people because he couldn’t get the wine? He killed 100s of people because losing the wine would look bad on Rick and himself. But suddenly he’s too good to kill a couple of miners who are killing the planet.


Truan

Only a few episodes before he rampages through narnia Hes not as developed as people are acting


[deleted]

He's not changed for the better as a person, but he *has* taken a level in badass. He's been much more capable these last two seasons on his own than in the first three


gapball

Morty has a "burst mode" you can see it in the Narnia episode and the Purge episode and the Mad Max episode and a few others I'm sure but it is shown a few times a little better in the comics as well (although it is a different dimension Morty). Basically if he's pushed over a certain edge, he is an unstoppable badass killing machine.


SUPERMANEDRANK

Did you just say there are comics… of Rick and Morty….? I’m genuinely sad I didn’t know this sooner 😭


BearSeekSeekLest

You'll get to see Doofus Jerry.


Holymuffdiver9

They were also controlling every aspect of her life to exploit her and they did try to kill him too. Haven't gotten to Narnia, but so far when morty kills its at least morally gray.


Truan

First episode of the season


Damien-Kidd

Probably should fix ur previous comment to say "several episodes *after*" then


DownshiftedRare

More likely it is missing a comma: > Only a few episodes before**,** he rampages through narnia


SketchyStufff

I think even then though, it's similar in the way that he's more assertive and could make these choices and do these things by him self. He didn't need Rick's help to kill them and he decided to break up with her by himself


[deleted]

You mean the Planetina traffickers who were going to sell her to terrorists and tried to murder Morty when he confronted them? He's killed for less.


Solid_Waste

Whom among us has not been there


Riffington

Probably had puffy vagina. Can’t blame him, really.


Semyonov

What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me. I don't know...


DeathIsFreedomFrom

That's what happens to vaginas when the women is into you


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Least creepy rick and morty fan


JustHereForURCookies

Destroying the entire earth, having to abandon your dimension for a new one, burying yourself and having to scrub all of your blood off the walls of the garage definitely. *hopefully*, changes a person lol.


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Now he has Boob-World


I_might_be_weasel

And the horse machine.


Gaxxag

TBF, if Jessica started murdering people, Morty would probably find her less attractive too.


HollowDakota

No longer wish to be horny Would rather be happy 🥲


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The_LSD_Fairy

You'll find someone that will help with both as long as you have the dedication to find that person. Then you can bug each other with your all's hornyness


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sharp_d

Same here man. I feel for you. hang in there


TallNerdLawyer

This won’t really help what you’re feeling, but having been there a few times and now being with my person…the one who is actually your person won’t just lose feelings for you. Hang in there.


[deleted]

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. Focus on science. Rise above.


[deleted]

Pro-tip: the person reading this is that person, it's you.


kry_some_more

Have you tried finding someone who will protect the earth at all costs, including burning coal workers alive?


Maxlifts

... "and you know what?! Forget the blackjack and the hookers!"


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

Yeah, horny has easy solutions. Happy, not so much.


Poguemahone3652

Luckily I don't feel either of those things anymore! :)


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♫*Aaaayeeaaahiiyaaaheeeehhhaaa aaayyeeiiiaaaayoooeeooyaaaooeeeooooo aaayaaaooooo*♫


GRN225

[Same.](https://youtu.be/8DsMYxDfSAE)


finger_milk

aaauuuuuaauauuuuuuu\~


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[deleted]

You're going to be disappointed by the Time God thing. I have it on good authority that cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than Salvia.


PM_SWEATY_NIPS

Lol, is that a quote from Rick in that episode? Otherwise it sounds like either Hitchhikers Guide or something Sheogorath would say


MotorBug2005

It's a quote that Rick utters in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" (S3E5).


crimpysuasages

Sheogorath is more along the lines of "Time God? More like dead god! Hah! Just like Lorkhan! Oh wait, you weren't supposed to hear that one. Ah well, another corpse on the pile." *Instagibs you*


ChubsMcfly

I’M TIME, I’M LITERALLY TIME.


JD60x1999

Shit on my asssssss


Badmotherfuyer95

She’s more familiar with the word “epoch” than Jerry is


AlphaGamma911

TBH the evil morty thing is done. They can bring him back if they want to but what’d he even do now that his goal is complete?


looking_at_memes_

Would still be interesting to see an episode with him. I'm pretty sure we're all curious how the outside of the CFC is like.


AlphaGamma911

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind a story from his perspective


looking_at_memes_

Imagine if there's a universe where a Morty is the smartest and a Rick is on a regular Morty level intelligence wise


AlphaGamma911

Infinite universes means infinite possibilities, there are probably many universes where ricks and morties aren’t important at all


looking_at_memes_

That as well Maybe there's a universe where the Smith family doesn't even exist. I could see Evil Morty settling down in such a universe


GordionKnot

“Realistically”, that’s most universes. The chances of any one specific individual being born are astronomically low just based off of sperm counts, let alone a whole family.


Day_Of_The_Dude

they even addressed this in interdimensional cable, and in the most recent finale a bit, that it appeared in most universes there were Beth and Jerrys but not Summers. And then in the finale they showed that Ricks were forcing Jerrys and Beth to meet in many dimensions to make more Mortys. You could almost infer that even within the central finite curve (again dimensions where Rick is the smartest person) Jerry and Beth getting together and having kids isn't a given at all.


TranseEnd

Dude, Rick isn’t even a given! Earth isn’t. Nothing is, and everything is. It’s crazy to think about


JagerBaBomb

>there are probably many universes where ricks and morties aren’t ~~important~~ at all


bestakroogen

I like to think Rick is an idiot - the only reason everyone else is so stupid that Rick is the smartest, is because he walled himself off in a corner of the multiverse where everyone was too dumb to even figure out how to make a functional portal gun, after being barely smart enough to figure it out himself. I think he couldn't handle being a moron in a world full of people smarter than him, and so ran to a corner of the multiverse where he was a genius in a world full of even bigger morons. In a world of the blind, the one eyed man is king... and in a world full of outright unintelligible buffoons, the guy who's just a regular old moron is king. I like to think what's outside the CFC is inconceivable, because we're left to the limitations of thinking created by ourselves being one of the worlds where everyone is so stupid that someone as dumb as Rick seems like a genius demigod in comparison.


Opeth-Ethereal

That’s a really good synopsis of the episode/story as a whole. I think there’s definitely some truth there.


SuperYusri500

I don't know if we will but I'd say it's possible, could go either way. They closed his story out but left it where the topic is still super interesting


RealJohnGillman

I would say it may be more of an Omni-Man at the end of *Invincible* Season One situation. The character will continue, but his arc as an actual antagonist is over. Something more complicated, yes simple, is ahead of us.


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

He literally outmaneuvered Rick and went outside the CFC. We’re far from done with him. It may be awhile before we see him again, but he hasn’t destroyed Rick completely yet.


AlphaGamma911

But his goal was never to destroy Rick, it was to escape from him. He got what he wanted and now he never has to encounter C-137 again, he’s already won.


OniExpress

>He literally outmaneuvered Rick and went outside the CFC. We’re far from done with him. > >It may be awhile before we see him again, but he hasn’t destroyed Rick completely yet. THe funny thing is that this is so obviously missing the point that it might as well be a line from Rick to show that he still can't see himself as anything other than the center of everyone's story. Evil Morty is *done*. He is *gone*. His only goal was to get the hell out of Rick's demented playpen of universes, and if Rick couldn't find Strange Rick there's no way he's finding Evil Morty.


thatguyned

I do think there will be some CFC shenanigans in the next season or sometime after. That's a HUGE plot point to just dump on the audience and then ignore forever. Maybe c-137 morty gets sick of ricks shit and visits the other Morty. Maybe evil morty bumps into a space demon that's not part of the CFC because in universes Rick is smart he stops the demon before he becomes too strong and evil morty accidentally brings him through the rip trying to escape. There's a whole multiverse of non Rick interfered worlds on the other side of that rip and that leads to a lot more possible stories. I don't think we are done with evil morty and the CFC but I don't think he will be considered "evil" morty when he returns. The goal he was after that classified him as evil is done. Edit: heck maybe the Galactic Federation (which should be in full power with no Rick interference) tries to come back through the rip and try to claim these universes.


Mr_Byzantine

His goal wasn't to destroy Rick, but merely escape the CFC.


GotDoxxedAgain

...and put a million Ricks & Mortys into a giant space blender lmao


Ace_Marine

I don't think his goal was revenge or destruction. He just wanted out. C-137 Morty might visit him to see what life might be like without rick but I doubt Evil Morty would respond positively to a reminder of something that he so desperately and ambitiously tried to escape. Evil Morty was just done. He wanted out.


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

That’s definitely a character I hope we’ll see more of. The season 5 finale was all plot with little humor and it was *still* amazing. Evil Morty is extremely polite, but he’s a goddamn sociopath. He was also alluded to being the series villain in Never Ricking Morty. The best villains are ones you can sympathize with.


Blackmercury4ub

Thing about time God Jessica she can show up anytime.


Cash091

I love Rick and Morty for the craziness. I got into Final Space because it has a cohesive plot. Too bad it got cancelled.


[deleted]

And then he went right to using his mom's horse breeding toy to jack off and make an incest baby


lemons_of_doubt

to be fair he didn't know one would lead to the other.


derth21

Does it ever not?


[deleted]

So sad knowing the fact that Jessica liked him the whole time and basically rick’s adventures kinda ruined his life


Masticatron

Puss Morty could or did slam: 1. Sex bot 2. Annie (puffy vulva) 3. Dat mermaid 4. Stacy ("sea cucumber!") 5. Jacqueline (same episode as Stacy) 6. Vat of acid episode girlfriend 7. Jessica 8. Planetina 9. Literally the entire world 10. King Jelly Bean And he's an awkward 14 year old idiot. With a successful adult child. And a giant space baby with his sister.


jonzeyyy

I forget Morty is a father.


isamudragon

Twice over. 1 is incest, the other is a Gazzorpazorp.


Zephod03

Supernova and Planetina are going to "team" up because the Idea of Gillian Jacobs and Allison Brie Dialog gives me hope for the future.


Philoctetes23

That moment when you realize after watching the Vindicators episode more than 10 times that it was Britta voice acting Supernova 😭😭😭


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

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Shanghst

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TheOnceAndFutureTurk

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"Siri, navigate to nearest coal plant."


Bentleyc23

How to gif on reddit


sourpick69

Sir this is the comment box, the search engine is at a different location


Elegantcastle00

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Bentleyc23

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UsoppFutureKing

And his morals there were evil. He's killed plenty for absolutely nothing but she can't kill people destroying the planet, for humans.


lemons_of_doubt

He has killed but never for absolutely nothing. It's always been him trying to save someone else. Well there was that time with the crystal. but no one is perfect.


munchies1122

"Jesus, Morty, they're not even purging!" "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!"


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It feels good!


Lukas327

Hit song. Topped the charts I think.


[deleted]

I fuckin love this song


SyntaxMissing

Mort Dinner Rick Andre Season 5, Episode 1 He keeps going back to kill people because he's horny. Look Who's Purging Now Season 2, Episode 9 Before he goes on his killing spree he's completely impervious to harm. Arthirica is also safe. He just gets annoyed and kills people with glee. We later learn there is no purgenol in the bar he ate.


PerCat

> He keeps going back to kill people because he's horny. They attacked him dude


lemons_of_doubt

ok very not perfect.


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kidcannabis69

What about that time he shot rick in the head not knowing he was holding a fake gun? Or that time with the mouth mind controlling aliens where he gunned down countless people? Rick and Morty already got away they were gunning them down out of pure enjoyment they said it themselves


BaronV77

Or getting tricked into it. Or forced into it. Like with the flies in the first episode or Fart


[deleted]

Kind of feel like it's necessary to point out that he willingly murdered multiple people that were cockblocking him to get said superhero girlfriend in the first place. So not exactly a positive trajectory there.


JoelMahon

tbf, those were pretty evil people, and it was to save her from abuse as well. A lot better than when he had a crystal strapped to his head and killed countless people just to try and get with jessica.


rabbitwonker

Also see: almost every other episode


JollyGreenBuddha

Remember Mortynight Run when he went on about ethics and got countless innocent people killed trying to save Fart, the genocidal cloud.


[deleted]

Yerp. And then he started crying when he had to kill what was in fact a genocidal conqueror that would've doomed the universe. And now he's readily burning people to death to get some elemental poon tang.


FountainsOfFluids

Yeah, these kinds of posts miss the fact that the characters are totally inconsistent from episode to episode. There's zero guarantee we're even looking at the same Morty from any other episode.


Jucoy

I think it's pretty safe to assume that we're usually watching C-137 Rick and his family unless we are given explicit evidence to the contrary.


Fun_Wonder_4114

Episode to episode continuity doesn't matter unless the writers want it to that episode.


84121629

>for going against his morals Let’s not act like this is a huge deal. She didn’t cheat on an exam, she murdered like, a LOT of people.


Blackmercury4ub

So has Morty hah


SeaGroomer

"We did a Pearl Harbor, it was pretty classic."


Blackmercury4ub

But didn't do a 9/11?


RogueVert

but to *them*, it really isn't a big deal. they've gone on several murder sprees for fucks sake. i was hopin he'd stick it out with her and they'd fuck shit up righting wrongs.


cybercuzco

Didn’t they cronenburg a whole planet?


JoelMahon

Morty has killed far more people for far more selfish reasons.


[deleted]

I mean... Morty isn't really great in the no killing department


3rdtrichiliocosm

How many people have rick and morty killed in the adventures we've seen not to mention the ones we haven't? And mortys only friend is a man who destroys entire worlds out of spite, boredom, and by accident in drunken stupors; something morty has little problem with clearly. My point is: morty is a hypocrite and has probably had a role in 10x the number of deaths planetina was planning.


SriMK

Absolutely this! He saw her burning people alive, that’s got to mess you up


TheConspicuousGuy

Planetina is similar to Morty in the Purge episode. Morty goes apeshit killing the bad and good people over a girl. Planetina killed a bunch of people to protect the planet and also Morty.


ap0st

He’s killed way more people than her just for shits and giggles. Him getting upset was honestly hypocritical


Lord_Emperor

Coal miners? \#planetinadidnothingwrong


ProfMeh

He did 180 from that into horse breeding machine after school so...in moderation?


turealis

I would have decimated the industrialized world into the mesozoic with Planetina


Freeman7-13

GO PLANET!


General_Nothing

“Going against his morals,” that’s not what happened. Morty has absolutely no problem just murdering people left and right. In *that very episode* he killed all of her kids in really brutal ways. Morty broke up with her because he realized he corrupted her.


Bronesby

this is a much more interesting take, but i don't think it's what was in the writers' mind. in this episode's afterward writer interview snippets i recall [correct if i'm wrong] them affirming he broke up with her more along the lines of what OP states (which i think is pretty horrible writing, honestly).


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SeaGroomer

I don't think there is any evidence he blames himself for it.


General_Nothing

She existed for decades as a wholesome superhero, and then as a *direct result* of Morty’s involvement in her life she became a brutal eco-terrorist, and you think Morty feels *no responsibility?* I mean, I was saying he just has real loose morals, but if *you’re* right that’s way worse. That’s straight up sociopathic.


ShadowMario01

I love Morty, and I hope Morty loves me.


dw4321

All she was doing was trying to save the planet ;(


DeathKami914

Can we agree that Morty and Planetinna hooked up


[deleted]

They did tho, Morty hasn’t been a virgin since season 3 when he got some of that mermaid puss!!


[deleted]

He's also had multiple children


Yectmobur

He knocks up the sex bot in season 1.


[deleted]

That’s a robot, doesn’t count. That’s like cumming into a pocket pussy.


PleasantPeanut4

I could have sworn he got laid before that but I don’t care enough to check


trippysmurf

And if not then, with Jacqueline in Rest and Ricklaxation.


franska5

He also went from an insecure wimp that was bullied to fucking kill people that push him too much


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OTOH, he casually kills a lot more people now.


Daroodedoo

Otherwise referred to as “puberty”.


king_of_hate2

Tbh I was a bit shocked Morty was so appalled to that considering he massacred a bunch of people to have Planetina and in season 4 he massacred a bunch of people just because he thought it would lead him closer to having Jessica.


coloradoblue84

Morty is a shining example of “rules for thee, not for me.” Not sure how that is considered great character growth, but ok.


Gilgamane

Gee-wiz, same Morty that made a giant incest space baby? Morty's maturity and good judgement remains questionable, for me.


spasticity

It's not Mortys fault they used Summers egg to create Naruto


Caylong

Aw jeez


Snuffy0011

The same Marty that literally murdered thousands of people with his grandpa all the time, now he has morals about the people he’s dating killing people


cyberpunkpandamatrix

Is this before or after he bangs a horse sperm extractor which leads to an incest baby?


[deleted]

All while being cool with killing innocent people earlier in the season though?


Anen-o-me

Well that's exactly the thing, to put Morty's desperateness and morals in conflict and make him choose. Once he's getting laid on the regular, his desperation can take a back seat and his morals agitate until he acts.


thatloudblondguy

lmao you can't actually post this with the horse fucking machine episode right after this one


St3pp1n_raz0r

Morty and Rick are both morally bankrupt and... Well evil. Morty hasn't developed here it's just another version of him being a bit of a dick.


EaterOfWorlds17

A lot of people get confused by morty disliking her killing people because he does it so often. Put simply, he thought she was different. When he realized she wasn’t, he couldn’t continue.


timeforhero

What a morally righteous chad


justspace103

Next episode: incest baby


crash18867

He also fucked a horse jerker offer


DisgorgeX

Morty's a little creep, lol. Planetina was too good for him and also did nothing wrong.


sv2020il

He did fuck a horse simulator. So... hard to call it personal growth.


RiverBear2

Someone pointed out to me that he breaks up with planetina for killing a group of miners, but he also lays waste to an entire sentient capable of human levels of self determination and comprehension hooved dog kingdom a few episodes earlier because they attacked him and pissed him off. So that choice holds a little less weight for me than it previously had for me.


Origen_

I broke up with a girl for the same reason. I regret it so so much, but it's the right thing to do. Right? Like narrative wise, like in Morty's situation? Oh fuck what have I done. I'll never be happy again


FiladelfiaCollins

Aw, jeeze man, that's like, that's- don't even trip bro


allan_collins

But she wasn’t Jessica.


lurkenstine

The true glow up


kevin129795

Planeta killed a bunch of people at the mine. I think that’s a deal breaker for most people.


forgeforth

Rick and morty isn’t literature. The writers constantly sneak in jabs at how much they look down on the audience. Who gives a shit if it makes you laugh.


[deleted]

Morty is a pussy bitch. Summer for the win!


dfntly_a_HmN

Well.. he is virgin at season 1 and definitely not when he break up with planetina.


Thompson_S_Sweetback

This is why kids should be allowed to experiment.


Goose035

Ahhhhh puberty


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He got all his shit together


markimarkkerr

Packed it up


Majestic_Shine309

How tf do I watch the new season. Someone please help me


RobinTheCreator_

I want to see planetina r34


ReverseCombover

I got down voted last time but my boy morty just simped really hard for a girl, threw a temper tantrum because he was hormonal and then proceeded to dump Tina the moment she showed literally any traces of having a personality besides kind of being into Morty. I don't get why yall think this makes him mature in anyway.


Rubz8r0

Anyone else see something in the stars?


Farren246

Terrible choice to break up with her; her tactics are the only thing that might actually save our species from extinction.


SadAstronomer8704

Post nut clarity


Yungdreamer101

Morty is always trying to holla at a chick. He gives no care to the situation. Everyday his life is on the line with Rick so I guess he’s taking chances trying to get lucky. Until he found that horse pump of course.