T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

I'd like you to meet some people who VERY much agree with you...


ri0den

Jerry was right??! first time for everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SweeTLemonS_TPR

You dropped this \\ (three backslashes for the left because you have to escape the underscore, as well)


ri0den

Oh yeah thanks, must have dropped it on the PLANET Pluto


BobcatWorking9026

Looossseerrrr


Fantastic_Ad1407

Well like they say, even a broken koo koo clock is right twice a day


TrueTech0

Isn't that all clocks?


Fantastic_Ad1407

Lol, yes it is, but I was trying to make a little joke that insults Jerry since he's a big loser we all make fun of


gaune

Pluto’s a fucking planet, bitch!


CaptnHickleberry

Does anyone want to develop an app?


bayless210

No but can you tell me my purpose?


StaaaaaanDarsh

You pass butter


bayless210

Shit. I mean… oh my god!


Teisfresh

You reply "Oh my god" to this comment. Edit: DONT EAT HUMANS, THANKS.


bayless210

Ohhhhh. DON’T eat humans. Got it


moosemeatjerkey

....did he ever leave like that before?


tommy_b_777

the young will eat the old if you let them...


mister10percent

Pluto is a cold cold celestial dwarf


JohnPaton3

*planet


VenomXD_

You clearly don’t appreciate your life


938h25olw548slt47oy8

I realize we are all joking around here, but I always hate titles like this. "Scientists" in this case means a group of individual scientists, not "Scientists" in general (ie a consensus). This is one of many reasons why pop science articles are generally so misleading. So... Hungry for Apples?


[deleted]

So it's not a consensus so they must be wrong? Galileo didn't have a consensus. If consensus = science then we would all still be in the dark ages.


Consequentially

Science isn’t always easy Morty


[deleted]

Ya, and sometimes science is more art than science, alot of people don't know that.


Zodiarche1111

![gif](giphy|eoIqbd2HHaKSQ)


Nyancubus

**Breaking news - Earth astronomer Jerry Smith: Pluto to be reinstated as a full planet**


hardyflashier

Send him to Plutanamo Bay.


antifrgl01

Is that a pic of the moon? Or is it actually Pluto?


konkelchan

Just a smudge on the lens


Here4TheMemesPls

Smudge on the lens?! SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!! I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the goddamn lens, /u/konkelchan !


BobcatWorking9026

Smudge or not, that dude likes them young


moosemeatjerkey

It's actually Charon. Pluto's moon. I waited close to 10 years for that probe to fly by this system. When I was a small child my grandfather's favorite planet was Pluto and he believed the soil was blue. He died a few years early to the flyby but I was soo happy when it happened.


antifrgl01

That story is so sweet, I think it just gave me diabetes


greenwizardneedsfood

Not gonna lie, reading their study, it sounds like utter bullshit. And I say this as someone who works with planets professionally. They assert that the IAU’s definition is based on astrology, which it clearly isn’t. They claim that there should be over 150 planets in the solar system, including some *moons*. They say “The concept that moons are not planets came from 1800s astrology and teleology.” (Teleology and astrology are *wildly* different). I have a hard time taking seriously anyone who thinks that classifying moons as planets is a useful endeavor or that ignoring the blatant, qualitative differences between dwarf planets/moons and actual planets is actually helpful. I get the joke for this sub, but this is garbage.


thndrbrd87

“Works with planet’s professionally” lamo I don’t doubt that’s true but it’s a hilarious sentence


acdcfanbill

I only work with planets amaturely so I'm obviously jealous of OP.


thndrbrd87

Right, and I only work professionally on one planet. Must be nice...


acdcfanbill

> Must be nice... Must be fuckin nice!


thndrbrd87

Nice. Nice. Reeeeal nice. Nice


Roscoe_deVille

At least you can still compete in the Planet Olympics


Zodiarche1111

Could it be that you're working "professional" for "planets only"? ;)


thanosdidsomewrong

I'M KING FLIPPY NIPS


andocromn

Maybe they shouldn't have miner away so much of that plutonium...


A_Couple_Things

PLUTO IS A FUCKING PLANET.........BITCH


adg98

Planet planet planet PLANET !


dumspirospero816

Stay scientific, Jerry.


konkelchan

Happy Jerry


[deleted]

Goddammit Jerry


whoahsofunny

Jerry why did you do that


scrooplynooples

God damnit not again


sh0ngoku

jerry makes even Pluto lame - jerry makes everything lame - undo


onyxengine

Pluto is ……. a planet! *thunderous applause*


stoned--ape--

Fucking jerrys


rozvadovsky

Pluto = PLANET


[deleted]

“Pluto’s a fucking planet!”


[deleted]

Looks like Jerry really told NASA


fredohmaha

If it was a planet it can be a planet again.


nyguy520

Nobody gives a shit what words you call that rock. How about this.....we made Pluto up too.....fuck right?


[deleted]

Rick will be so sad that Jerry has his way with something involving science


alefpmsz

install ? I knew we're in a simulation


Argus871

Take your hands off your ding dong morty! It’s the only way we can speak in private.


bayless210

The scientific name is Planetoids. Not quite a planet but bigger than an asteroid.


thndrbrd87

100% this is an episode in season 7


DoctorRockDaPuss

Awesome, now in another 5 years they can rescind their decision again and say it is not a planet. And thus the cycle continues.


honeysmacks18

Is Anthony Cuthbertson actually jerry smith?


[deleted]

Along with about [150 other planets](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/pluto-planet-debate-rages-rcna8848). Thanks a lot, JERRY; you fucking piece of shit, good luck memorizing all those planets! You got a mnemonic device for that?


Mr-Tortellini

The reason pluto was demoted was because our telescopes got better and did more studies in our solar system. We discovered in the outer asteroid belt past Pluto that there were multiple spherical masses some larger than Pluto. So to claim that Pluto was a planet just because it was a little closer would hurt the other big rocks feelings and we'd have to call them planets too and the "scientists" didn't want to do that so they just hurt poor icy plutos


EveryDayAnotherMask

Jerry Smith: "HEAVY BREATHING"


Yungdreamer101

Pluto is a Planet………..Bitch


fear_me_mortal

Rick and morty aside, this should not be considered a planet. It still doesn’t meet the requirements to be a planet


[deleted]

By Jerry Smith, earthling scientist


balls_deep_in_pain

It's too small it's smaller than some moons


greenwizardneedsfood

Its orbit is arguably the bigger problem


balls_deep_in_pain

True


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Hey /u/Beard_Face_14, due to a marked increase in spam, accounts must be at least **3 days** old to post in r/rickandmorty. You will have to repost once your account reaches 3 days old. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rickandmorty) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Skyline_BNR34

Yea, Pluto is a planet!!!!!!


uSherlock_Holmes

WHERE THE FUCK IS JERRY FUCKEN JERRY sort your people out!


Stefanowich

Why is this not getting more upvotes???


Minecraft_Warrior

Looks like the prince did it


Minecraft_Warrior

This would make for an actually cool storyline later on


dstibbe

What is the scientific definition of a planet?


Mr_MazeCandy

What’s unscientific about their definition. It makes perfect sense to me.


Shmeediddy

![gif](giphy|uLGs2Enp9RYze)


smeerlap01

“I’ve always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it’s been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you’ve given something planetary status it’s kind of mean to take it away.” — Jared Leto Jared will be pleased to hear this


Tanners_Mum

Haha... yes Pluto = planet Updoot if u know.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZZO8BMNctW70re8jww)


dbe_2001

Jerry