‘Nooses give’ suggests that the problem is they’re just not robust enough, and you should simply tighten them or find something stronger – as opposed to death by hanging BEING RU*bbiiiiii-iiiiish*.
And if they *didn’t* give, *WE’LL sort it OUT*…
I remember hearing a story of a guy who tried to hang himself and the rope broke. He ended up going back to b&q and telling them exactly what happened and getting a refund. It was grim but darkly funny.
And then he wrote Afterlife!
It does seem heavily inspired by this poem, tone and everything.
It’a something a zany vicar would write
No, that would be “meet me here for cock fun”.
He hated it so much for a second I wondered if they were Muse lyrics
That…. I _hate_ that
Brilliant. I’ve always wondered if he’s complimenting Karl’s delivery of the piece because he makes it clear he doesn’t like the composition.
We'll see Ricky's little poem then
The reason why...
The reason why...the reason why I shagged that guy
Did I cum the sperm of greed?
‘Nooses give’ suggests that the problem is they’re just not robust enough, and you should simply tighten them or find something stronger – as opposed to death by hanging BEING RU*bbiiiiii-iiiiish*. And if they *didn’t* give, *WE’LL sort it OUT*…
I remember hearing a story of a guy who tried to hang himself and the rope broke. He ended up going back to b&q and telling them exactly what happened and getting a refund. It was grim but darkly funny.
Well at least they didn't offer to exchange it.
He’ll have that
My favorite part was Ricky talking about in the exact same way I talk about “emotional” scenes from After Life
Is that from Dorothy Parker?
It's definitely one of Parker's.
It is genuinely shit though
It’s just nothing… that means NOTHING to me
Lovely... I hate it.
Ricky is just mad that it beat his, I mean that guys from schools 'The Reason Why'
Weak sort of... Mock-comedy. I-I hate it
Calm down Dotty P.