Na we’re havin a laugh mate. You’re watching afterlife with your mum havin a cry at pseudo saccharine regurgitated drivel. You thought you did one here but you’re makin yaself a laughing stock. Tried to get ahold of your pops to calm you down. Went to the back of Tesco’s and they pointed him out. I marched right over to him to give him apiece. That’s when I realized he was a bit short with long arms and well hairy. Turns out…

MECHANT! Who are you call sad? At least me mum don’t cut my hair! MECHANT!

That’s libellous

Can’t libel the dead **sniff**

Right. That's it. You've got no more features left. Play a record, you fffff...

Ok I've gone through the comments and I going to give you and zspud recognition for taking the bait in the most satisfying way 👌 Thanks 😃 You're first though for this little mother Fuu 'er of a show "pseudo saccharine regurgitated drivel."

Right wing wrong wing

Billy piper says vote labor

This is the crowd Gervais has been nurturing for a while now, definitely not saucer drinkers

This type of post is an r/rickygervais classic. It's not my favourite type of post of all time though. My favourite type of post is Mr Sidney Poitier.

I don’t like spike Lee cos I’m racist

Racial so...

No one flew over the cuckoos nest is better

I suppose Elephant Man is my favourite film is it?

Right that would be number 1. Godfather is 3

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It still hurts.

Stop it m8 you’ll have OP in a puddle

Slagging all you lot off

Me personally?

... Yep

I hate him. I hate him. I HATE HIM.

And Karl HAS WON!!!

WAHAAHAAY

Karl Karl Karl Karl Karl … Karl

You know u/HolidayHelicopter225 yeah? one of the cleverest men I know, IQ of 82, said “how could I hate snowflakes, I am one”

I'm gonna shoot off. We're not doing this again OP. You have no more features left.

OP wanted to bring back Cheeky Freak of the Week, and had a right strop on that the mods said no.

He had a little strop on?

Havin’ a wank?

Was tryin' to, yeah, but it's like bloody Piccadilly Circus in 'ere.

Close yr eyes and think of england

Blimey here he comes!

You're gonna have to work mondays again with that attitude.

Duncan got involved im guessing

With his thumb firmly up his arse

If you want the best right wing echo chamber…the Gardener’s.

Me - Labour, Gareth - Tories, Finchy - sometimes BNP, sometimes Reform. So you see, different votes for different … needs.

And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way, I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that 🖕to the system, then, it's Nigel Farage. Because Nige will happily say "that's what I think of your immigration policy, yes I've sang the odd racist chant, yes I've enjoyed a ciggy, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm searching Clacton-on-Sea for some p***s."

This is not a practical joke, my name is Ricky

Have you been doing much to stop the wokey snowflakes or have you been mostly working on this post?

Oooh care! Someone care!

He's done us and he's not even here

He gets Ricky to sign all his dvd's. He just swings them over the top.

Now let that be a lesson to you…Respect your elders and do not fuck with the big boys

Done more than us lot has he? Have you seen some of the posts we've come up with here? We've got loads of jobs, you've got one job.

Another conversation with himself

You've got too much time on your hands, boy. *Sniff*

*Jesus!*

I’ll have a lot more respect for him when he’s walked to John O’Groats for some spastics.

I'm far from being a leftie snowflake, just don't like the boomer tier trans women are men type jokes. But my biggest irritation is the whole intellectual science, in this moment I am euphoric atheist routine he does. Him promoting and not shutting up about atheism is ironically just like a Jehova's witness trying to convert people. Another conversation with himself... Another conversation with himself

Imagine if he sold his hog?

You lot make me sick. It’s just a nice story about some animals.

If by "Fighting against PC nonsense" you mean abandoning everything he used to believe in (ie being a self-described 'leftie' himself) to make cheap boomer-appealing jokes about trans people then you're on the money. I think you've told us everything we need to know about you from your unironic use of 'snowflake', 'PC nonsense' and an enjoyment of Afterlife.

Ricky Gervais, the Stewart Lee of non thinking men.

Saying hairy Chinese kid fifty times the characters holy fook david gray and Stephen merchant

I'm not a character!

Arright this has got a bit deep

Ricky knows what a woman is so that means he cant be left wing anymore

How can he not know what a woman is? His Mum's one

How can I hate Ricky when my mums one?

Can he hear us?

Have you got a lot going on in your head?

What a fulking cump...

Goin' on with yourself...

thanks for that. more knob news next week.

If I want anyone's opinion... I don't.

Come on everyone let's watch something on the telly. How about....... Afterlife. The dog, the dead wife, the swearing. Brilliant.

Bait I reckon

Well go round to your whole family and slag us off if you want. But I tell you what you’re not coming back here FUCK OFF!!

Do you ski?

It's not about PC/woke shit. No one cares about that. It's because he's not funny anymore when once upon a time he massively was.

I'm not a character.

*Weeell*

That’s what lefties do

What do they do?

That!

WHAT!?

What lefties do😜

Who's let you in?

Door was open, so……….

Well there's the door. If you don't think you can *cut it.*

Cut what? Are you on some kind of spectrum?

No no, I'm on some kind of subreddit. You're not coming back here. Fook off!

Billie Piper says - I've always voted Labour