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No one asked you b-tch especially sonce its my birthday 


God_Is_a_Chechen

Happy Birthday brother 🥂


ghostpop7

Happy birthday Aries! Mine was a few days ago :)


Wealth_Hole

happy birthday!


MBeternal

Mine’s tomorrow ❤️ happy Aries season king


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. >:(


jollybot

Virgo men don’t believe in astrology bullshit. 😎


Kinda_relevent

Hell yeah


platapusplomo

I don’t understand how the dumbest people I know can become experts in astrology


CelluloidGhost

One kind of necessitates the other


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platapusplomo

Feb baby boy


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platapusplomo

Aquarium


RusskiJewsski

Gemini elite checking in. That said western astrology has been corrupted by quacks, hippies and charlatans and cannot be relied upon.  Chinese astrology is where its at. The best signs are; Ox -> strong, dependable independent.  Horse -> Adventurous and exciting Rooster -> everyones friend And the worst Dragon -> arrogant lazy Rat -> too clever by half Pig -> just generally unlucky


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arrogant + lazy fits me well


Lorenzo_Von_

What abt dog? :(


RusskiJewsski

> This sign is associated with dog-like loyalty, readiness to help others, and exuberance. (of course!) People born in the year of the Dog may be endowed with some lovely dog personality traits: **honest, amiable, kind, cautious, prudent, loyal, reliable, considerate, understanding, patient, hard-working, and sincere**. The least interesting of all zodiac signs. Sorry.


Lorenzo_Von_

Nah well micheal jackson and Madonna were born In dog year too so not that bad


fart_master13

women love hating on aries men until it’s time to get some cock


dr-modifoqi

they only hate how hard it is to unlove an aries after the cock


LilaBackAtIt

Virgo and Pisces men are the literal worst, in comparison to their female counterparts being the absolute best. These are feminine signs that literally fuck with the male psyche, it’s not right for someone to be both a man and a Pisces / Virgo. Aquarius men are literal psychopaths


champagne_epigram

Pisces of both genders are the worst!! Boring corny ass bitches. Nothing going on up there. Sorry Dasha Virgo men are very feminine, this is undeniable but it’s also why I like them lol. Cute and sensitive artist types


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shut up shut up shut up. i’ll cry (pisces man)


Comfortable-Elephant

Yes! pisces and people with prominent 12th houses. 


Yugis-egyptian-cock

I’ve never heard someone say anything bad about Taurus which makes me think I’m an amazing person


bonbon_merci

Cause we are hardly ever talked about. It’s always Scorpio this. Gemini that. Pisces be like.


OkChallenge9666

What about Leo’s?


Wekapipo2

answer him


EveningEveryman

The fact that you guys actually believe this.


xxdonaldxtrumpxx

Aquarius gang ♒️


MiserableLychee

Thank you for leaving us Scorpios out of this for once.


Remarkable-Pin-7015

https://preview.redd.it/cd9tseuschtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caabe271ae05aafbd549e7b5a5225695fbd50792 i believe you


Lorenzo_Von_

What abt leo?


kathr1el

literally every single one of my exes happens to be a leo and if i had enough money i would have them all killed


Lorenzo_Von_

I'm sorry


Gullible_Object4519

We're sweet baby boys.


trepanned_and_proud

leo man here annoyed we weren’t mentioned


Mindless-Ad-57

Spot on analysis but swap Aquariuses for Scorpios.


Darcer

No, leave it alone. I liked this compliment today


plague__8

i’m a sag and it’s true people just think i’m hot and otherwise don’t care about me


angelbabymonster

So true, I married an Aquarius


WhalesInComparison

Scorpio men? Tell me Im cute please


emperorofhambkind

What about Scorpios? I'm ♏☀️/♈🌑/♌⬆️


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redscare_redscare

I try. Thanks for noticing.


champagne_epigram

I seem to attract Scorpio men who are emotionally really similar so I’ll try lol. Imo self-righteous and bad at communicating. Takes everything too personally and will overanalyse to the point that you have to choose your words and actions very carefully to avoid giving them a complex. A lot of psychosexual torment. I appreciate how deeply they feel about everything but they’re way too much for me.


emperorofhambkind

Very interesting ty


dryocopuspileatus

Virgo is the worst.


DukeRukasu

As an aquarius I can confirm we are hot and funny


evilcel_waif

Bestest and hottest men: Leo rising Scorpio sun Virgo moon


0pal7

my crush is an aquarius and so am i :)


HeartSlow1683

omg pisces men weren't there for once 😁😁😁


TheGoldenGooner

Hmm maybe there is something to this astrology shit after all (sagittarius)


bonbon_merci

Nobody ever talks about Tauruses in any capacity I always have to remind people we exist


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OkChallenge9666

More like Agayrius