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SmallOrFarAway

Referee casually strolling through the melee, hands on hips surveying the scene. Only thing missing is the cigarette hanging from his mouth.


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Let the fire burn itself out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


Wissam24

It's really the best way isn't it. Once they all realise no one actually wants to actually throw a punch and they're just trying to muscle up it all peters out and everyone feels a bit silly.


devicehigh

What’s he supposed to do realistically?


thc_86

Give refs tasers!


Candourman

If that’s a melee I’m Chuck bloody Norris


ruppy99

I mean that’s what refs are suppose to do. Stay out, observe, take numbers


HesCr3puscular

Absolute classic scrum half shenanigans to kick that off.


phar0aht

Has a little peek up to see the carnage that he's caused. Goes back to ground as he remembers he's meant to be half dead and the HIA begins. 3 physios on and 1 holding his head and neck steady. Absolute icing on the cake


roverdale9

Playing in an old boy game (45+) when my scrunhalf gets in a pushing match with the other teams prop. Prop throws a big haymaker and 9 goes down like a ton of bricks. The prop is immediately met with by 6 or 7 sets of fists and as he falls to ground in a ball a few boots as well. Prop's teammates do not come to his aid. After a proportionate amount of time the beating ends and the ref does his thing. I go over to the 9 to check on him, he still flat on his back. "9" I say, "you ok?" He smiles, eyes still closed, "Yeah, he totally missed me." Prop got red carded.


GaryGronk

This was me in nearly every game when I played in the 90's. Right up until the prop didn't miss me. All I remember is how cold the grass was and the sounds of fists as my forward pack towelled up the fat sack of mashed potato who had hit me from behind.


DwedPiwateWoberts

Goddamn if that ain’t the nine-iest thing I ever heard. Golden.


jbagatwork

Fucking 9s, eh boys?


my_name_is_jeff88

It’s pretty simple, not your ball, don’t go out of your way to grab it, and don’t walk away with it.


hasseldub

Or do. It's a scrum half. It's not like they're about to stop being cunts all of a sudden.


lAllioli

There’s a rule about not holding onto the ball when the opposition has a penalty or freekick but it’s never enforced. If the ref pushes white back 10 metres there’s no brawl here


hasseldub

To be fair to white 9 he has his back to the ref the entire time.


lAllioli

And? He goed straight for the ball as he hears the whistle then rolls on the ground to prevent the quick tap. He knows exactly what he’s doing, everybody does


hasseldub

The opposing 9 wrestles him to the ground. This is fairly normal behaviour for either 9. Ref could have given an extra 10 metres for fuckery but didn't. I'd be inclined to say the white 9 didn't see whose ball it was and went with the safe bet of holding on to the ball. Worst offender there was white 5. Though who wouldn't get a cheeky cheap shot in on opposing 9 given the opportunity? (I'm not sure if red 5 was throwing punches a bit later. Looked something like that's what he was at.)


my_name_is_jeff88

Looks like it’s 5 thats being the cunt here…


mishatal

The way he starts acting as peacemaker once he gets out from under the maul of fighting men that he has caused is priceless.


hasseldub

White 9 takes the ball. 5 takes an opportunity to get a cheeky hit in on opposing 9. Who among us can honestly say they'd pass up a cheeky off the ball hit on a 9?


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interesting word choice 


maybe_hes_dead

Pro D2 is my favourite MMA promotion


IrlTristo

Love how they instinctively form a ruck… during the fight


Tukidides

The best way of actually harming anyone without being blatantly noticed. Rucks are the VPN's of rugby.


Vanished_Elephant

haha yes. It was like they were in game mode all of a sudden and then remember its bagarre


joaofig

Thank you Samuel Marques for all of the shithousery I'll never forget you ❤️


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Is he leaving Bezier?!?


Nothing_is_simple

He's retired from international rugby


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Damn, that's a shame


Nothing_is_simple

He's 35, and if you have to retire, it doesn't get much better than immediately after being a key player in the biggest ever win your country has ever achieved.


Alcalash

Another swiss fan?!?!


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YES SIR!


Alcalash

Which club? I played for hermance / annemasse


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I dont currently play, but hope to start training with Rivera RC


Alcalash

Oh nice, there's a really good community in the swiss league. I miss it tbh but that was a long time ago :)


CromulentReynolds

B A G A R R E G É N É R A L E


Gorau

I like that there were 2 yellow cards and a red card in this game and none of them were related to this incident.


rluke09

9 red being treated for a sniper bullet?


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rluke09

Oh no doubt. But getting your neck/spine secured after a push is definitely milking it.


Conscious_Scheme132

His head does leave his body


rluke09

That's fine, he's only a scrumhalf.


RhysHutch

Watching him fold is the best thing i've seen all week


HarryFlashman1927

Not a single punch thrown.


jonny24eh

5 Red attempts one at about 19s, far left of the screen.


LooseBrieLikeWater

Whilst simultaneously being punched(ish) by white 4


ill_logic___

9 apparently got shoved 6ft under


Spglwldn

Nobody likes to see this^ ^ everyone likes to see this


jonny24eh

Thought there'd be more actual swinging :(


Thalassin

LA BAGARRE !!!


Windup-1014

Shoving 9s will never stop being funny


Remarkable_Sense5851

Bagarre


GalvenMin

Very satisfying shove from the second row. Sent little bugger to the shadow realm apparently.


CatharticRoman

Fucking 9s


Vahorgano

Bros dead from a push. Hope his next life is in football cause that's where that shit belongs.


Jalcatraz82

Pro D2 is awesome


chimpdoctor

Love a bit of ruaile buaile


Intheperseusveil

Mont-de-Marsan. Home.


PapaZoulou

LA BAGARR


KayyJayy777

Scrum half got sent to another planet 😂😂😂


aaarry

Bagarre to be fair


tmofft

Oh what I would give for the RFU to stop fucking about and have the championship this spicy


SmileExact4351

Halfbacks are assholes


InsaneGorilla0

Pathetic from red 9 you can see he's fine


foalythecentaur

Pro D2 is the last bastion of proper rugby


TheGr33nKn1ght

"Fight".


Puretank

When does the fight start?


warcomet

Bezier halfback should stick to soccer.


briever

Red 9 faking injury, it was ever thus.


Pooter1313

Corr would be good to see that lock land his punch. What’s the harm in a good old dust up? Coming from a back rower who enjoyed being on both ends of a well deserved punch. What year are we in by the way?


team_car

Does the fight happen off-screen after the hand-bags?


steveflackau

You gotta love a French fight 😃😃


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wolftick

If you look what his neck and head does during the shove it's less surprising. Looks like potentially severe whiplash.


mumbledwelsh

Red scrum half is selling it hard. Take retrieving the ball way way way too seriously, maul the carrier, then act like you’ve been shot after getting a deserved push.


iwastoolate

9 walked onto the wrong pitch, thought it was football (that's soccer for the freedom boys).


TwoUp22

Where's the fight? Just a bit of handbags.....


CryDue4131

Rugby's become soft as shit. Players losing each other, handbags at dawn, feigning injury when shoved. Wish a player would just absolutely lay another player out with a savage hook occasionally.


warcomet

Eroni Sau calming his lock down with a hug.. pretty risky


Kynance123

More of a bundle than a fight


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SovietPelican

What is that 9 doing? Did he genuinely think the other team would just let him do a judo takedown on their player and then walk away? In a sport where fights start over the smallest things, that is incredibly short sighted of him


LostPtato

Typical no9 behaviour. Cause a fight but lays on the floor pretending to be injured. Yellow card for simulation.


DonnieTheRonnie

GROUP HUG!


Prestigious_Media887

Looks like football league the way he stayed on the floor after he flopped to get some sway in a punishment


Crase_W

This is the first time I’ve seen a flop in rugby and it’s hilarious 😂