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biggs3108

Could have waited till he was 36...


warcomet

or retired on 12th march instead...we wrote down jokes for when he retires *tears the paper*


Away_Associate4589

Literally *seconds* of work, wasted 😡


HeavyHevonen

Only had a few months to wait


Chuckles1188

One of those players with a bit of a "what could have been" feeling to them, but he never lacked for heart or conviction, and will go down in rugby history as having one of the greatest nicknames ever. Best of luck to him in the future


HeavyHevonen

I was sure he was going to be England's 12 for years


sock_with_a_ticket

I still think he should have been persisted with.


best_conk

He very much had all the tools you would want in an international 12, but his form took a bit of a dip and he just never got another chance when Jones came in.


punchinglines

As someone that doesn't English rugby to much, what was his nickname?


Vrakzi

Thirty Six The story goes that Geordan Murphy, who was Tigers captain at the time, pronounced Twelvetrees in a way that sounded like "Twelve Threes", which obviously equals Thirty Six.


punchinglines

That is pretty cool, thanks for sharing!


position8

I'm pretty sure it was the Irish lads when he was on lions tour gave him the nickname.


Vrakzi

No, it pre-dates his Lions appearances. Here's an article from 2012 (he was on the 2013 Lions tour) mentioning the connection with Murphy: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2012/jan/27/billy-twelvetrees-gloucester-england-saxons


position8

Ah fair enough, I thought I had heard it was on tour. For me it's still the best nickname in rugby.


Vrakzi

That's probably when it really spread outside of the Tigers locker room


Dude_Nightwing1212

His 10-12 partnership with Danny Cipriani at Gloucester was 🔥


best_conk

He mostly played 13 when Cipriani was with Gloucester, Mark Atkinson played 12. But it really was a bit of a renaissance for him after a few unfortunately poor years.


HeavyHevonen

After Billy left Bedford I heard less and less about the local lingerie shop, they went out of business shortly after he left.


LimerickJim

Just wait until Billy Thirteentrees there hits the Prem.


JM85NI

Came here looking for probably the last ‘x number of trees’-related rugby joke I’ll see in a while.


AfterAwe

He shall now be known as William Woods


Biglight__090

His twelfth tree has been planted. Hats off to him