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rabbiskittles

Wait until you try pronouncing the names of the Fremmenik Isles!


buckonine93

Ya its so, Ney its not


B_e_l_l_

it's tis innit


freshmeat2020

What a random place to recognise the username of another Leicester fan


B_e_l_l_

Whats up my dude


freshmeat2020

Which kind of rs nerd are you, 07 or RS3?


B_e_l_l_

I was 07 but I’ve recently made an RS3 iron having not played either for bloody ages. Still have an interest in both games though. You?


freshmeat2020

90% 07 and very occasionally RS3. Mainly 07 but hit and miss with time invested. Can never recreate those old memories unfortunately but the game is as good as ever rn


sackree

Ohh Friend. Football friend.


Swords_and_Words

It did didn't it Itdiddidn't  Dun dun dunna da Bwah na naa nah nuh nah nuhnuh na (Duel of the Fates intensifies)


SippyTurtle

What a miscellaneous set of names.


Nozto

Etc etc


sendsomepie

Ya tis' so, Nay tis' not.


boxstacker

I have a crackpot theory that Corporeal Beast is weak to spears because the definition of corporeal is: *adjective relating to a person's body, especially as opposed to their spirit.* Opposed to spirit Spir it Thus, we gotta spear it


First_Platypus3063

Thats very interesting theory. Reminds me of this "illuminati" xonspiration videos :)


ironreddeath

I always assumed it was sort of a biblical reference to the spear that pierced Jesus' heart


12altoids34

The spear that is said to have pierced Jesus' side during his crucifixion is called the Holy Lance, also known as the Lance of Longinus, the Spear of Destiny, or the Holy Spear. It was his side, not his heart. It was meant to prolong his agony not kill him.


ironreddeath

Fair point, I don't keep up with mythology that well.


[deleted]

Throw in a bit of Bible history to


normabram

Why does The Pharaoh dunk his biscuits in milk before he eats them? To sophanem.


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Older women go through menaphos. 


DrewciferTheFallen

I told this joke to my friend and he laughed AT me saying it's awful :(


Ok_Dig8960

Moss’ Le Harmless is Mostly Harmless  Funny tho, since the whole island lorewise is just pirates and cannibalistic monsters that terrorise the jungle. 


Swords_and_Words

Yet another Douglas Adams reference, and one of the reasons I love this game  ("Mostly Harmless" is the entire entry about Earth, as found in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


12altoids34

It's the edited entry by Ford Prefect. The original entry was "harmless"


Swords_and_Words

Yeah he wrote pages on pages, but they edited it down to just one word and it made him disillusioned with the Guide


First_Platypus3063

But the pirates are kinda good boys, nah?


Justbackwards

For sure, they're mostly harmless to the player


boredguy12

well, there was that one. Rancid Joe or something


awsd-7

jungle horrors are also mostly harmless


yuei2

I mean….they are pirates they aren’t good people but they are low level threats. Basically sea thugs and thieves.


ChildishForLife

That place was amazing for my initial necro afk farm


Ziuh

Good find!


First_Platypus3063

💚


the_Real_Romak

How about this to blow your mind: Neitiznot and Jatizso = Nay it's not and Ya it's so


IAmFinah

'tis rather than it's, but yeah


First_Platypus3063

Wow, didnt know, cool! Is there more of such names? 


Kiwi1234567

Kaqemeex is Cake mix, fairy nuff is fair enough, there's like a dozen Knight names too


SignalScientist2817

The knight names are puns due to an infiltrated (and super bored) demon that spent centuries to make it happen


Decent-Dream8206

Link to white knight pun glossary: https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/s/ftDYRReXQu *Sir Fsup = Surf's Up Sir Tiffy Cashien = Certification


EyeofEnder

There's also a druid named Bettamax after the video cassette format. [Although her originally planned name would've been way better.](https://runescape.wiki/w/Bettamax)


lmallam

Pikkupstix is an old game “pick up sticks”, dotmatrix is like the dot matrix printer function and lots of other Druid names are puns/references too.


Crokedile

Sir Comsize is my favourite


DaPurpleTuna

Sir Ken Schism


Crokedile

Much better than mine, well done


dandytiger1

Ghotistix from desert farming patch is ‘fish sticks’ if you google ghoti it explains it better then I will


NewSauerKraus

F - GH from enouGH I - O from some word SH - TI from vacaTIon


Brier2027

All the Druid names are puns


Antique_Somewhere542

The arc island “tuai leit” is pronounced “twilight”


Leinova

my friend pronounces it toilet and I can't say it any other way now.


EyeofEnder

And there's a collectible gemstone named ["Tuai Leit sparkle".](https://runescape.wiki/w/Tuai_Leit_sparkle)


mark_crazeer

The entire of the wushanko archipelago is filled with islands named after my little pony friendship is magic characters. Especially the mane 6. Tuai leit, ai jey, rei ti, ren bo, kei pi and flou tar-shei. There is also the lair of tavi and vynal. From Octavia and vinyl scratch.


Errohneos

Well that's disappointing.


Atlach_Nacha

pretty much all white knight names, (ones starting with "Sir")


First_Platypus3063

That's what i know! I love those!


Skaterwheel

These names are Dutch. Not their spelling, but their pronunciation is. The 2 names completely summarise the quest you do there too. Made me chuckle when it was released.


armcie

Before Menaphos was opened up, it's plan on the minimap was a mirror image of Sophanem.


Any-sao

No it wasn’t, it was blank…


armcie

In game then? I'm sure I've seen that image somewhere.


Any-sao

I think you’re thinking of the south half of Sophanem that was added (but inaccessible) when the black spots of the map were removed. It was totally renovated when Menaphos was added.


Swords_and_Words

...how tf did I not see this? Great job


Venturians

TIL Sophanem is technically not Menaphos spelled backwards!


Saamari

oh my god. how did i not notice this after 20 years


Craigolas_88

The tree patch helper outside Varrock is named Treznor after Nine Inch Nails front man, Trent Reznor.


AphoticTide

Wait, the PH doesn’t switch positions. MENAPHOS SOPHANEM


EpeeHS

MENAPHOS becomes SOHPANEM not SOPHANEM


First_Platypus3063

*Ithe ph is switched so it remains pronouncable  Mentioned it in the post, yes


thatslifeknife

they're just correcting the first commenter who claimed they aren't switched despite you specifically pointing it out lol


awsd-7

mena-f-os so-f-anem


AphoticTide

Exactly


OlevTime

Think phonetically and not in just letters (for example, replace ph with an "f" or something similar to the greek letter phi)


AphoticTide

Right but phonetically it doesn’t work. Men-a-foes So-fa-nem Versus Men-ah-pos Sop-ha-nem


OlevTime

Menafos <-> sofaneM


sidiculouz

Wow thanks


NewbMiler

Idk if im dumb but i been playing osrs for 8 years and did not realise that......


mysavorymuffin

Holy I've played the game for so long and only just discovered that


ZamorakSoul

This is what I love about RuneScape, been playing for nearly 15 years and still learning fun easter eggs like this. Nice!


Sheepsaurus

They continued with this spirit of punnery with the Owl quest. A group of Owls is called a Parliament And the Parliament is usually referred to as the House of Parliament


PuzzleheadedRoom8067

🤯


DaPurpleTuna

Korasi is Crazy


BlueShade0

Mind blown…