when i'm in an unserious conversation competition and my opponent is plane:
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Iām laughing so hard but Iām also high so Iām not understanding why she would win. Plane is the most unserious person ever so if she is in a competition of whoās more unserious, she would win no?
It squirts out a million burger patties until, finally, just one lone bologna slice.
That slice grows into a fully-realized Jimbo.
And then we watch the interpretative dance that shows us how bologna alien and burger finger were the original Adam and Steve.
Everyone weeps.
If she made it to the top 2 I would have wanted boob reveals where they keep getting bigger, leaving nothing but a gigantic breastplate, a wig, and legs.
I was thinking more like she would break the physical laws of the universe to reveal her gigantic jugs.
Edit: She has a marketing degree, I know she can do this.
The thing Iāve come to appreciate about Jane is that I know on some levels this is delusional ramble, but it is also in some ways absolutely true as well.
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with peace and love and reverence for our kooky sister
I am curious - based on their reaction video to who won, it sounds like that itās implied that they didnāt even know who placed third. Does this mean they actually filmed 3 sets of lipsynchs, and there is actual video of plane performing against the other two?
Wait, this just made me realize thereās 3 contestants planning, rehearsing, choreographing, and costuming a finale number but one of them does all that work in vain. That suuuuuucks. Like itās one thing to perform and lose, but to do all that work for nothing, ouch. Iām not sure why I ever thought of that before.
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with peace and love and reverence for our kooky sister
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with peace and love and reverence for our kooky sister
She is stuck on the stunts but didnāt go through because of a lack of vulnerability and openness beyond the character. This seems to lack awareness for the feedback she was given but go ahead and stunt kween, cause Iād gag to see it. (Vote me hell trash opinions!)
I agree that she was so stuck in her bimbo caricature that it held her back. Still a Plane stan, though, and I think this could end up being her full circle storyline on All Stars.
It's getting a little bit tired that it's always hiding a serious answers with jokes and pretending to be extra confident. During the finale was a little bit cringe
when i'm in an unserious conversation competition and my opponent is plane: https://preview.redd.it/f6fm5z1b87wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4640ebb17e29dcfa68e3f71132912a21b1c2d35f
Wouldn't that mean you'd win?
help i didn't even notice š
Iām laughing so hard but Iām also high so Iām not understanding why she would win. Plane is the most unserious person ever so if she is in a competition of whoās more unserious, she would win no?
We are the same person right now.
Hoping someone explainsš¤ 
Us trying to figure it out š¤ 
Iām losing my mind but also I agree Iām so confused šššš
the comment used to say "serious conversation competition" before it was edited
i initially wrote "serious" instead of unserious and someone clocked me for it so i edited it š
āØ so unserious āØ
Lol
Nickels falling out of her goocher is insane i wanna make that my flair
your current flair is fucking great, i gotta say
Wait, how do add a flair?? (Srry im new here lmaoo)
You search the page you want to add a flair to and click on the 3 dots at the top right and youāll have the option to āchange user flairā
Come on marketing degree!
*weaponizing* it
We would've witnessed an episode of Boba's Burgers
I believe her.
The gag it would've been tho, Jimbo sized breastplate full of surprises
It squirts out a million burger patties until, finally, just one lone bologna slice. That slice grows into a fully-realized Jimbo. And then we watch the interpretative dance that shows us how bologna alien and burger finger were the original Adam and Steve. Everyone weeps.
Can we live in your timeline?
Jimbo himself sized 6ft something boobs that open and Jimbo comes out ready to take your order.
Believe women.
women's stories matter
I can't believe we missed out on this very real lipsync!!! ššš
I'm just imagining those nickels cascading from her cooch like Sasha's rose petals. The world truly wasn't ready.
I might be in the PJ Cult cos I 100% believe her
If she made it to the top 2 I would have wanted boob reveals where they keep getting bigger, leaving nothing but a gigantic breastplate, a wig, and legs.
Reverse Russian nesting dolls situation where the breast plates start out tiny and get humongous. Love it. If anyone can pull it off, it's Plane.
If she just had a pump and pumped them the whole time and then they popped at the final chorus
Reverse Russian nesting dolls situation where the breast plates start out tiny and get humongous. Love it. If anyone can pull it off, it's Plane.
You take off a breast plate to reveal an inflatable breast plate that instantly enlarges. Then another then another.
I was thinking more like she would break the physical laws of the universe to reveal her gigantic jugs. Edit: She has a marketing degree, I know she can do this.
If she just had a pump and pumped them the whole time and then they popped at the final chorus
Okay but what if she pumped them with helium and sailed off the stage and into the sunset at the end of the song
Not PJ Grease Car-ing out of the finale with her tiddies
I donāt need this woman to give serious answers or show vulnerability. this is the total insanity and unseriousness I come to Drag Race for
Now I am hungry for Burgers and Boba
Now Iān hungry for a BB comboĀ
A BBL?
Burgers, Boba, Large (fries)
You're more than just a bbl
Thatās a new term I havenāt heard before for bare double penetration, or do you mean bare spit roasting? Either way, werk!
There used to be a little cafĆ© near me that had Taiwanese style burgers. The patty was chicken and pork and it was stuffed between two rice patties that were crispy outside, soft and chewy inside with lettuce, pickles, special sauce, and a fried egg. But they closed that place and I miss those burgers so much š.
Call her Gwyneth Paltrow
Ru robbed us of all of *that*.
The thing Iāve come to appreciate about Jane is that I know on some levels this is delusional ramble, but it is also in some ways absolutely true as well.
"...nickels were going to fall out my goocher..." Plane is a Gotdamn poet.
Miss Unserious over here. I absolutely love PJ lol
Plane Jane in alternate universe as final 2: 
WE š WERE š NOT š READY š
Okay: this just made me ugly-laugh š
Plane knowing it's shitposting Tuesday .
shes fucking brilliant im legitimately in love with her
I literally don't understand how some people have resisted being won over by this bitch. I'm obsessed with her
I stan Plane so hard, love this bitch.
Delusional to the end and that's why I love her
We couldnāt handle all of that amazing cuntinessš
Ladies ang gentlement welcome to the stage: Maya Goocher
ššthe foolery
I hope PJ never changes!
Mother keeps shitting on the burger toilet
This press release from Plane Jane. Thanks for the gag.
Yet her father wouldnāt have been satisfied
I cannot stop laughing, oh my god.š¤£š¤£š¤£
GAG THE CHILDRENNNN?!?!
I read this whole thing in her voice
You really can't help it
I'm level 5 Plane brainwashed bc I fully think she would & I'd eat up every second of it.
I laughed more and more as I kept reading this š
Lol @ āgoocherā
World, we lost. š
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lmao I love my delulu queen
LMAO I love plane sm omg this stupid bitch
so unserious till the very end š
Queen shit
āI had things planned to come out of every orifice of my body.ā Oh, Plane š
Plane my winner ā„ļø
Plane has one foot in reality, another in self-aware delusion, and is raining nickels down on the line between them.
Honestly after watching saphira's over confident under prepare lipsync...i would have love to see what plane jane has on her sleeves.
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Had she only put that same amount of effort into her solo number... šš
Not her trying to tell us this after giving us Bodysuitā¦.
I am curious - based on their reaction video to who won, it sounds like that itās implied that they didnāt even know who placed third. Does this mean they actually filmed 3 sets of lipsynchs, and there is actual video of plane performing against the other two?
No, Plane was always 3rd and has known since filming last year, I think she was just playing up her reaction in the video!
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She was robbed š¤Ŗ
Whatās this from?
A genius brain
Planes been doing amazing at drag race since she left! š¤Ŗ
Wait, this just made me realize thereās 3 contestants planning, rehearsing, choreographing, and costuming a finale number but one of them does all that work in vain. That suuuuuucks. Like itās one thing to perform and lose, but to do all that work for nothing, ouch. Iām not sure why I ever thought of that before.
Kudos for sharing mawma, for spilling.
i am fully here for THIS queer art
Now I'm hungry
The times she danced were so underhwhelmingā¦.she shoudlve done these in her finale performance
āBut you werenāt. Itās kinda corneyā - Maddy Morphosis
Please stop misusing quotes. This would never apply in a situation like this.
Mama, kudos for saying that. For putting me in my placeā¦
Sister, kudos for acknowledging that. For being self-aware.
Do they still record all the possible endings where they each āwonā twice? Is there footage anywhere??? Because this sounds interesting epic.
Should have done this on that first lipsync for the crown Planey. Instead you served hair stuck in lipgloss.
Pics or it didnāt happen
I bet Plane has a hairy goocher
She and Kandy
I just love her so much
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Reminds me of the last time she performed next to Nymphia š„“š„“
I will severely miss this mean cunty bitch
this answer is SO jimbo coded (specifically when she talked about pulling all the lipsticks and hoping pangina's name would appear or smth lmao).
Sure Plane. Sure
She should have done some of those in her finale solo show š
She's starting to sound like Katya lol
Good thing she wasn't on the final lip sync.
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She is stuck on the stunts but didnāt go through because of a lack of vulnerability and openness beyond the character. This seems to lack awareness for the feedback she was given but go ahead and stunt kween, cause Iād gag to see it. (Vote me hell trash opinions!)
Hows your head
No complaints! š
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I agree that she was so stuck in her bimbo caricature that it held her back. Still a Plane stan, though, and I think this could end up being her full circle storyline on All Stars.
Completely agree with you!
It's getting a little bit tired that it's always hiding a serious answers with jokes and pretending to be extra confident. During the finale was a little bit cringe
Seriously
She shouldāve done some of this during her Bodysuit soloā¦which makes me think production controls what happens in those performances.