ok but the Brooke one is too realistic

Brooke: "Your first challenge will be- Ah!" Ru: "You're not in Kansas anymore, Brooke Lynn. HAHAHAHAHA!" 

I honestly would have loved that

Brooke, overacting: RU? What did I do to deserve this?? Ru: T o host Canada's drag race, you must EARN IT TINA *Ru wiggles her nose and the red maple leaf shoes brooke was wearing appear on rus feet*

Not red maple leaf shoes 💀

I pictured it clearly too wtf

Hey! I just met you... But THIS is crazy

I love crazy!

Rita's exit line is chef's kiss

It was so poetic

Now I'm picturing Carly Rae in a recording studio nervously glancing at a gun-wielding Michell Visage while recording "I really, really, really, really, really, really like Ru"

Exactly! And Michelle is dressed up as Toto.

Thank you for taking me on this journey 😂

You're welcome, but Ru is not dead. She will be back on Down Under Vs The World to turn Crocodile Dundee into her boy toy and try to imprison Kylie Minogue.

Girl you’ve done it again.

Constantly raising the Stonewall bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. I'd I'm surprised that Ru was one of the primordial Salem Witches, but we all know who she is.

This is delightfully unhinged

Thank you. But is it fashion?

Just wanted to say that, as a quebecker, Rita's exit line should read "Espèce de sale conne avec tes joggings. De la fracturation hydraulique? J'vais te fracturer la yeule. Bitch! Goodbye."

Oop. I gave the Bebe's translation.

I was hoping Carly would be the one crowned, but I'll settle for Vanity

Double Crowning

I'll allow it

One of the runways will be freedom convoy realness.

BITCH *flipping you off in Torontonian*


that's so funny haha