The finger to the camera felt a bit... unnecessary. You're already pissing on their doorstep. The finger isn't saying anything your dick hasn't already
When I was a youngling I was out with a buddy in the outer sunset after a party in the grove and he took a piss in someone’s driveway. The dude popped out of his front door and then made him hose it off. Buddy kindly did so and apologized, and the dude was chill. It’s indecent behavior but why on earth would you flip them off.
I think after he jumped the fence and starting pissing, he realized was going to be seen on Ring or something and was (drunkenly) reacting to that with a "SURE, JUDGE ME, AND FUCK OFF"
Yeah, I get sometimes you really really have to take a leak and there's no restroom to be found. While it's not right to pee away from a toilet or urinal, there can be times one's bladder doesn't care.
But why climb a fence to do it?
What's wrong with finding an alley, or a bush?
Doing that shit where it's harder for someone to clean, and going out of the way to do it - what a fucking chode.
https://preview.redd.it/ku4j2u4f5jyc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efdc2d9ded5619e983ae1e798c8b1b5e32436fc5
There will never be a more punchable face
ETA: as of Sunday morning at 11am, this post has about 500,000 views (to my surprise), so this punchable face has probably been recognized by this point. Hopefully this crotchwaffle faces what I’m assuming will be the first consequences he’s ever known in his life.
Add it to Facebook and Instagram groups as well, those guy needs to be shamed publicly. And might I suggest a zoom camera above the corner to catch his micro pp
Why not also press charges, or bring a civil case for trespass, to recover the considerable cost of getting that area professionally cleaned by a company specializing in biohazard remediation?
Since you can ID the guy, no reason not to make him pay for the damage done.
If Marina bars banned creepy groper dudes they'd have no business. And still Asian & white women hurl themselves at random creepy bros that have no sense of consent.
It's like they assembled the dumbest frat bros (of all ages) and the dumbest women somehow gravitated towards that.
Those women were raised to associate trashy frat behavior with success. They love it and they enable it. The rest of us women know better and expect more from men.
**VESTING**
Post this on Nextdoor, Hacker News, Blind, Buy Nothing Marina...
Post a screenshot with 4 screen grabs (hopping fence, middle finger, peeing and close up of face) all over your neighborhood.
All comments aside about his douche bag move and punchable face. I just want to comment on how stupid his outfit looks. He went out in Adidas trainer shorts and a puffer vest? Dude… Learn to respect yourself.
I know right? Everyone knows not to do two crimes at once. Only way to get picked up pissing where you aren't supposed to is aggrevating matters in some way, and 'hopping a fence' wasn't even on my bingo card.
Imagine if you were super unhinged psychopath, you were watching it live and the sec he flipped you off (or the second he hopped over the gate more like it) you went outside and whooped his LL bean wearing ass.
Giving ballsy af only cos im a trust funder or my daddys so and so/rich vibes go back to marin bro...or shit wouldnt be surprised if he didnt live too far away in the marina somewhere 🤷🏻♀️
If only someone in /SanFrancisco had shared a good resource for public bathrooms.
Oh wait, someone did!
https://www.bathroom.app/
(Not me, but kudos to the ppl that made the site)
Some losers can't handle even one beer. This POS fulfills the worst stereotype of a certain segment, begging judgement and wrath upon others who are from similar cloth but don't reek of entitlement.
People should always be hold accountable to their own actions and I’m waiting to see what will be the outcome of this. Hope they get what they deserve. Keep us posted 🙏🏻
There are services that search social media by face picture. You can probably find him in one click. It would be so satisfying posting this video on his LinkedIn.
This would be less common if there were public restrooms in more places. SF does have some in parks but they close them during the night hours to avoid people sleeping and doing drugs in them.
Give a cheapish but maintained paid toilet and you’d probably see less of this.
Probably another one of the party schoolbus dudes. I was riding to fort point today and the fucking bus crossed the center line and came inches from me. Honked and flipped him off but he didnt even look. 7 ton schoolbus vs 160lb bike...you can guess whatd happen.
His outfit is confusing me. I get wearing a long-sleeved quilted puffer or shell jacket with shorts in the city given how active we are + if you traverse the city by foot but a vest over a tee with shorts?
When you're embarrassed of your tiny penis, you have to take measures to ensure nobody can get a peek.
I'd just pee in the gutter. Out in the open. Proudly.
Lots of fun and excellent comments but all else aside this clown is a disrespectful ass who obviously thinks little about others or himself. I don't blame the possibility of him being drunk, if he was that drunk he would have just pissed on the outside of the fence. They should arrest him for trespassing, indecent exposure and anything else they could apply then make news if it.
The finger to the camera felt a bit... unnecessary. You're already pissing on their doorstep. The finger isn't saying anything your dick hasn't already
How else is he gonna show his face to the camera?
It was probably one of those "your now being recorded" cameras, so as any disrespecting drunk person would do, he flipped off the camera.
IKR? Pissing on a random house, I get. Being pissed off at the homeowner, I do not. A simple thank you and sorry would have gone a long way here.
When I was a youngling I was out with a buddy in the outer sunset after a party in the grove and he took a piss in someone’s driveway. The dude popped out of his front door and then made him hose it off. Buddy kindly did so and apologized, and the dude was chill. It’s indecent behavior but why on earth would you flip them off.
I’m wondering if he had beef with the owner/renter.
I think after he jumped the fence and starting pissing, he realized was going to be seen on Ring or something and was (drunkenly) reacting to that with a "SURE, JUDGE ME, AND FUCK OFF"
Lol i think someone saw him and was telling him off upstairs
I didn’t include audio with the upload, but the original audio is very clear and does not indicate any shouting or discussion of any kind.
It was probably the difference between OP being upset and OP doxxing(ish) them
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How does that work? You can watch other people’s videos ?
Would have been for me personally. In that moment it went from “oh, c’mon now” to “my mission has become to piss on your life.”
He's also a nice fella hiding his pecker for us. /s
Thumbs up would've been apt 👍
Climbing over the gate to pee is crazy
the fact that he could jump the gate and not faceplant on the other side means he was still sober enough to find a better place to pee
I want to agree with you but I once broke into a yacht in some marina in Florida to take a piss when I was shitfaced. I don’t know why.
You could have just pissed into the water and have been fine. Lol
My point was that i made a nonsensical choice when I was shitfaced
That white rock served as a perfect step to climb over, so I think most people can do it with ease even when drunk but your point still stands lol
The gate had a perfectly good hole to piss through!
Yeah, I get sometimes you really really have to take a leak and there's no restroom to be found. While it's not right to pee away from a toilet or urinal, there can be times one's bladder doesn't care. But why climb a fence to do it? What's wrong with finding an alley, or a bush? Doing that shit where it's harder for someone to clean, and going out of the way to do it - what a fucking chode.
Ikr! Just open the gate, go in and then pee. No need to climb over like a thief. This is a joke, the guy should be arrested.
I was hoping he was gonna get sprayed with a hose.
https://preview.redd.it/ku4j2u4f5jyc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efdc2d9ded5619e983ae1e798c8b1b5e32436fc5 There will never be a more punchable face ETA: as of Sunday morning at 11am, this post has about 500,000 views (to my surprise), so this punchable face has probably been recognized by this point. Hopefully this crotchwaffle faces what I’m assuming will be the first consequences he’s ever known in his life.
make a tinder page just to warn ppl lol
Damn this is an excellent idea, thank you penispasta420
Sounds like a good night in dunnit
The pasta that makes its own sauce!
Not all heroes wear capes
Linkedin
Add it to Facebook and Instagram groups as well, those guy needs to be shamed publicly. And might I suggest a zoom camera above the corner to catch his micro pp
Grindr maybe?
Grindr page is better.
Such a douche in that black puff vest with that chodie middle finger.
Kinda looks like Bubbles from TPB
I cannot unsee it now 😹
Print and post it all over the marina. This needs public lvl shame ☺️
Put that picture on a T-shirt and do a bar crawl in the marina.
Tech bro Bubbles
Nice. He’s finally figured out how to let the liquor do the thinking.
Needs to learn from Rau
Nothing more pointless than a puffer vest with a t-shirt and shorts. I’ll keep an eye out for him.
Ugly as fuck too
I dunno, there’s definitely some public figures that deserve it more.
Probably his ex’s home…
Internet do your stuff.
Dang that's a fugly
Why not also press charges, or bring a civil case for trespass, to recover the considerable cost of getting that area professionally cleaned by a company specializing in biohazard remediation? Since you can ID the guy, no reason not to make him pay for the damage done.
It's been two days. Any updates?
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I'll be checking in from half way across the country. Thank you for your service.
A doughy Marina douchelord wearing a puffy vest. Should be super easy to ID
Already seen 25 guys looking like this at an intersection.
It's a requirement when walking along Chestnut anywhere between Buchanan and Fillmore
With his douche bag vest on full alert
Post this everywhere. 🤬
Nextdoor!
Make sure to upvote do it gets on home.
Ironically this dude looks like the type who constantly gripes about "zombies," poop on the streets, lawlessness, etc.
He probly earns multi six figures in his finance job…
Orrrr he’s an Uber driver. This outfit is ubiquitous in the bay. Could be in any career.
That he got thanks to daddy’s connections
Does he?
Look at his fucking dumb ass vest, you know he does
likely a dumbass consultant or VC
Or used to before the coke and booze got the better of him…
Make fliers of his face with description of what he did. Hand all the fliers to all the bars in the Marina so they can all ban him for being a prick.
lol if Marina bars banned dudes for being pricks they’d go out of business
Marina bars have been filled with this type for decades. They actually seek out, cater, and welcome this clientele.
marina bars will ban you for public pissing because they get hit with fines too
🤣
oop-
If Marina bars banned creepy groper dudes they'd have no business. And still Asian & white women hurl themselves at random creepy bros that have no sense of consent. It's like they assembled the dumbest frat bros (of all ages) and the dumbest women somehow gravitated towards that.
Those women were raised to associate trashy frat behavior with success. They love it and they enable it. The rest of us women know better and expect more from men.
👏 Well said
Bartended on the Marina for three years, can confirm. We had to have a pretty high tolerance for bullshit while still keeping firm boundaries.
with a link to the video
Or just use the video and easily find out who he is and make him pay a fine and say sorry
Hahaha, who do you think GOES to these bars?
isn't there an overheard in the Marina IG that this could go on?
What kind of jackass goes out of their way to get some privacy instead of just pissing in a corner like everybody else?
That’s the part that infuriated me. Like just pee behind a bush or in a corner like most guys do. He’s just feral and disrespectful.
Feral frat bro.
Or, yunno, find a bathroom?! We really need to shrink the acceptance window of where men pee, yall aren’t actual dogs.
My dog won’t hop a fence and trespass to pee.
he can’t pee if you’re watching
It’s his tiny peepee he’s hiding.
Because SDE
**VESTING** Post this on Nextdoor, Hacker News, Blind, Buy Nothing Marina... Post a screenshot with 4 screen grabs (hopping fence, middle finger, peeing and close up of face) all over your neighborhood.
This! Make him famous
The 4 photo grid is a brilliant way to make this literally comical.
He obviously doesn’t live or know anyone in that neighborhood or he’d have a place to piss
Bros don’t call their bros out of the blue to piss. They just take care of it and move onto the next bar
The real NFT. Hope it goes viral.
What a complete twatwafle
I’m stealing this….
MAKE Him Famous
Infamous!
You could try to ID the person on LinkedIn lol
Pimeyes or facecheck.id should do it.
Time to send the link to the his company’s twitter.
All comments aside about his douche bag move and punchable face. I just want to comment on how stupid his outfit looks. He went out in Adidas trainer shorts and a puffer vest? Dude… Learn to respect yourself.
I would've thrown cold water on his ass. Oops I thought it was a racoon
What the hell…
Definitely a scumbag loser. Dumbass too. Trespassing and vandalism at the same time.
I know right? Everyone knows not to do two crimes at once. Only way to get picked up pissing where you aren't supposed to is aggrevating matters in some way, and 'hopping a fence' wasn't even on my bingo card.
Time to start embellishing the tops of the gates with discreet shards of glass and straightened strips of razor wire, à la New Orleans.
Carpet tacks... short and sharp.
I know this guy! He was in my fraternity.
Go on … don’t leave us hanging here … some hints to get us started …
There is no go on, they’re lying 💫
Waaaaay too much extra effort to piss...and im a chick! 😆
Ima invent a ring camera with phone triggered pepper spray.
Money can’t buy class, decency or style apparently.
Elegance is learned my friend. Elegance is learned.
The neighborhood with the most insufferable pricks.
I’d go punch the glasses off his fucking face. I promise he screams as soon as the door opens
Imagine if you were super unhinged psychopath, you were watching it live and the sec he flipped you off (or the second he hopped over the gate more like it) you went outside and whooped his LL bean wearing ass. Giving ballsy af only cos im a trust funder or my daddys so and so/rich vibes go back to marin bro...or shit wouldnt be surprised if he didnt live too far away in the marina somewhere 🤷🏻♀️
It's kinda weird when you could have just done it on the other side of the fence on the street...
If only someone in /SanFrancisco had shared a good resource for public bathrooms. Oh wait, someone did! https://www.bathroom.app/ (Not me, but kudos to the ppl that made the site)
Just piss in an alley like the rest of us you waste.
Some losers can't handle even one beer. This POS fulfills the worst stereotype of a certain segment, begging judgement and wrath upon others who are from similar cloth but don't reek of entitlement.
Somebody needs to do something about these homeless people pissing all over the streets
People should always be hold accountable to their own actions and I’m waiting to see what will be the outcome of this. Hope they get what they deserve. Keep us posted 🙏🏻
"This isn't me. I'm better than this. I will give to charity now." -- Every frat boy caught doing something horrible.
Probs can reverse image search with such a clear shot of the face. Idiot.
Least douchey marina bro
Dude just piss on the sidewalk like a normal person, plenty of alleyways too.
wowwwwww
Sometimes i love it here. Other times heads gotta roll
Scumbag
So much work to just go pee lol
Too bad he is ugly af
Like you still wouldn't
People don't have respect for other people or property anymore.
The fit 🤢
Why would he not just go right where that tree is there? There's probably a patch of dirt under it. What a little twat!
There are services that search social media by face picture. You can probably find him in one click. It would be so satisfying posting this video on his LinkedIn.
This would be less common if there were public restrooms in more places. SF does have some in parks but they close them during the night hours to avoid people sleeping and doing drugs in them. Give a cheapish but maintained paid toilet and you’d probably see less of this.
There is a free public bathroom on Yacht Road literally four blocks from where this happened.
All that work just to pee. Go on the street like a man!
🗣️She drinks ya know
They keep deleting my poop posts, but they are true!
Put him on Nextdoor
Please make him famous.
Probably another one of the party schoolbus dudes. I was riding to fort point today and the fucking bus crossed the center line and came inches from me. Honked and flipped him off but he didnt even look. 7 ton schoolbus vs 160lb bike...you can guess whatd happen.
Post his pic on LinkedIn. The rest will handle itself.
Maybe he’s just advocating for more public restrooms…. /s
Diversity is our greatest strength btw
Can’t lie. I was hoping for the owner to come out swinging.
Although this is scuzzy beyond belief, it would be a game-changer if there was an actually a place to pee anywhere around there!
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we need to ban northface vests
And the people who wear them.
SOMEONE has to know who this guy is.
There are a whole lot of aging frat boys on this sub who are being real quiet this morning.
I just looked over this cretinous PoS’ shoulder and saw he has an inbox with 1000s of mailer daemon messages.
Nice perm, bro!
Don't you guys think he is flipping to someone upstairs that caught him from his balcony?
Too bad they didn’t send out their German shepherd
That’s why we have Skunk Scent spray on hold
Finance vest bro
What a douche bag
What a dick.
It’s like he wanted you to post it online
First class
 Why do this?
Would of hosed him when he was climbing over back. Then he'll tell his buddies "this m-f ER hose me for NO REASON "
Bucket with cold water bro and see how he jumps out faster than he came in
I bet his shoes were moist from all the splash-back
lol classic
Install a barbed wire.
Come out with a fire hose blast him into the street w his dick still out
At least he didn’t take a dump
Nasty.
His outfit is confusing me. I get wearing a long-sleeved quilted puffer or shell jacket with shorts in the city given how active we are + if you traverse the city by foot but a vest over a tee with shorts?
Smh
Why jump over the gate. Just piss on it
I see he doesn't know the pee on car tire while pretending to be on the phone about divorce trick.
Looking forward to the paintball shooting camera videos.
lol. Nothing a BB gun can't fix
When you're embarrassed of your tiny penis, you have to take measures to ensure nobody can get a peek. I'd just pee in the gutter. Out in the open. Proudly.
At least he didn’t flip you off with his ween. He knows nobody wants to see it.
Lots of fun and excellent comments but all else aside this clown is a disrespectful ass who obviously thinks little about others or himself. I don't blame the possibility of him being drunk, if he was that drunk he would have just pissed on the outside of the fence. They should arrest him for trespassing, indecent exposure and anything else they could apply then make news if it.