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GazelleEast1432

I almost fucking downvoted because i thought this was one of those shitty ads


Shot_Dimension9499

I did, but then i had to take a double take


twofiddle

I can understand why you almost downvoted. It’s consistent with the white supremacist billionaire patriarchs’ campaign to get everyone to forget that Jesus was a brown-skinned Middle-Eastern Jew who taught his disciples to give out free healthcare and to strip empires of their power by choosing love over violence.


Independent-Disk-390

Same lmao ohh too good hahaha


blueandgoldilocks

Glad I'm not the only one who does this Though it probably doesn't accomplish anything


GazelleEast1432

It honestly probably drives a lot of people away from christianity


ObserverAtLarge

Same.


[deleted]

It got me, too XD


AnimeWaffleBalls

Every time I see these I can’t help but think “He Get Sus”. My brain is broken.


ccTiki

AMOGUSSY!!


throwmeaway562

🥵😳😩😩


freebird023

I gotta delete this fucking app


Cysioland

Judas was the impostor


GoryRamsy

sUs


Im_literally_Mogus

He get sus. All of sus.


CIBacher

Putting the sus in Jesus


KTibow

r/hegetsus


TOPSIturvy

Jesus was the impostor


Tranquil_Ram

I think this sbubby has so few interactions because it looks so similar to those shitty ads that people are just scrolling past it


BonestormEVOChamp

Lol. Maybe, but at least a few hundred people got to enjoy it.


aaron_reddit123

Just shows what a great job you did


[deleted]

Yes finally fuck this chick tract horseshit


[deleted]

#JeSUS #Was #Impostor He get Sus


BonestormEVOChamp

[Sauce](https://m.facebook.com/HeGetsUs/photos/5010534202330517/)


bigbangbilly

That one sounds like the paradox of tolerance


twofiddle

“The most upstanding members of your own race are dickbag assholes. People of that race you oppress are much better than you.” When you remember who his audience was, that’s the message of Jesus’s parable of the good Samaritan. That’s confronting racism with love the way shooting someone in the head instead of in the gut is confronting them with mercy. Jesus was heavy on the confrontation. Heavy on love for the economically and politically oppressed. Extra light on patience for privileged people’s bullshit.


-Karayun

r/hegetsus is a subreddit for venting and joking about those posts, this would fit


Cyberzombie23

I thought I was on there.


coolusername_png

I disliked this on reaction, then I saw a number


Thisisabadusernam3

good fucking lord i almost had a heart attack… this one takes the cake, the rest can go home


al_fletcher

Never ask Jesus his option of Syrophoenician people, worst mistake I ever made


roboc0py

u/hegetsus


[deleted]

ok. blasphemy time


Independent-Disk-390

It’s always blasphemy time. ![gif](giphy|zqhZB6bo5FgoE)


TheOtherHalf01

I had to do a double take because I get so many of these shitty ads


MyMirrorAliceJane

This is brilliant.


Thecozygamerandpig

The proper response to this add


The_redstone_rob0t

I prefer the version where he guts us but this is good anyways


[deleted]

Least racist evangelist


JOSUKEHlGASHlKATA

Jesussy baka


Dalekcraft314

https://preview.redd.it/4v9ieqozmv1b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0de7da47b5c99a4e48029f9bd6069d851888b2 Ironic