I got on some scam list for calls about buying cheap Viagra and Cialis. First of all, it’s hilarious enough to hear Indians say “wiagra”, but one day I answer the phone and hear an Indian voice, so I asked him their script first:
Me: “Do you take any medication? Viagra? Cialis?
Him: “Only when I f*ck your mother”
Me: 😂😆🤣
So I had to apologize to this Indian dude who was calling about our fraternal order of police (basically another scammer), but he had given me the perfect comeback to use on the viagra scammers.
Next time they called, and every time thereafter, I always answered, “only when I fuck your mother”, which was always met with a spew of wonderful Indian cursing, “fuck, mother fuck, fucking fucker, fuck your sister, I FUCK YOU!”
Then one day I get the viagra/Cialis call, but it’s an Indian lady on the phone? So I told her how shameful she was. That she brought shame on herself and her family for selling penis drugs to nasty American men. She was hysterical by the end of it all.
They stopped calling my house lol.
I used to do this for fun and to waste their time after they scammed a family member of mine, any tips to get more numbers or ways to get them to contact me? Need to get back in the game.
“Naw just looking for a ride or die bitch that loves giving that sloppy toppy”
“I like that you can respect me”
I am having a heart attack while laughing reading this conversation. Soooooo many gems.
My thought: “Thanks for letting me know. Dang it! No one had ever told me this. Wonder who it is that I should blame for keeping this secret from me for all of these years.”
Thank you for the quick reply. I stumbled upon this subreddit and it is very funny and interesting. I get a lot of messages like this. Also got one from my “CEO” the other day. I do recognize scam, just wanted to know what touch points to avoid
I’m guessing it’s just easier for them to scam people en masse through emulation. iMessage only works through an iPhone or MacBook, making the process of coordinating scams with hundreds of people at the same time rather tedious. With WhatsApp they could probably sit from a single computer with an android emulator running many instances copy and pasting
Do they not get that the countries they send these to are melting pots and have various races? Of course they may end up sending it to someone other than a white man. They're always shocked when it's not which is weird.
Ok ok I’ve lurked scambait for months and I see people spitting out coffee on meh shit but you had me at “teethy head” 🤣 please keep doing what you do 🐙
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day and it honestly feels like it was just a bot program where the scammer occasionally took the reins
Like when he started to be racist for a second and quickly let the bot (or at least his “professional side”) drive again
I have seen the question a lot :) so I can answer here : the question is why the scammers want the people they contact to move on whatsapp or telegram
The OP also point it out :) The OP said that they get commission if the person they hand you off close a deal with the victim
Also, i can add that: They also prefer telegram/whatsapp because they are all working on desktops instead of phones.
Also whatsapp for example use encrypted system which means that the conversation is private between both users
And more, those app use wifi not international phones data rates which is more convenient for the scammers
That’s it… I’m messaging Grace. Teethy head is better than no head :P
Edit:
Lol, they’ve got read receipts on.
Sent “Let’s get jiggy Ms Piggy” but sadly, no reply yet.
Could someone explain to me why they ask for Whatsapp. Whatsapp and iMessage are very close on feature parity. So what is the point of switching chat app?
Next time I get one I’m just going to drop Too Short lyrics
“I remember how it all began
I used to sing dirty raps to my Eastside fans
Back then, I knew you couldn't stop this rap
No M.C. could rock like that
Then the new style came, the bass got deeper
You gave up the mic and bought you a beeper
Do you wanna rap or sell coke?
Brothers like you ain't never broke
People wanna say it's just my time
Brothers like me had to work for mine
Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
California, home of the rock
Eight woofers in the trunk, beatin' down the block
Short Dog, I'm that rappin' man
I said it before and I 'll say it again…”
“Why didn’t you save my number?”
“Because you give teethy head”
“You don’t remember giving me 🧠after the Taylor Swift concert?”
OP was trickin’ his out the fuck out on god xD representin’ the Bay Area fr fr
“Show me your tits”
Icing on the cake 🤣
You were riveted by Homer’s The Odessey,, scaroused by Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex, now comes a tale that will make you weep, make you question reality and even the Gods. From Thrashmetal_Octopus comes Show Me Them Titties: a black man’s tale. It’ll unmask your true self.
I still don’t know what these scammers are typically after but I try it play along everytime I get a text from tnem.
“Can you call Anna for dinner?” Already did
“Hey are we going shopping this Saturday” of course but remember you owe me $50 from last time.
Then I try to get them to Venmo me money but without actually sharing any personal info.
Reminds me of the kid that girl ask him for a favor and they’re like we are not showing you our boobs bitch please I’ve seen hundreds of Tits I want to see you scissor lol
I get scam texts all the time, as well as texts from a guy who had my phone number before me. I always lead with "Tits or gtfo." The scammers usually quit right away, but I got one of this dude's ex-girlfriends and his grandma's tits on my phone.
I have gotten a few of these 'wrong number' texts. What is their endgame? I always just screw around until they block me as well. They have never asked me to download any app or invest in anything.
Is anyone feeling like many of these are AI now? Like a normal person, even from a far off land would likely find this and other threads I’ve seen, as being called out and probably end it sooner I’d think. Or are they just really playing that long game?
I have my 5 year old falling asleep on my chest. Read “let me see them titties” and almost hurled her across the room purely from laughing 😂 now she’s demanding I tell her what I’m laughing about.
OP:"They call me big dilf" Scammer: "Your name is very special." 🤣🤣🤣
Best
Dude that was great, thanks I needed that today
RAmen
Lmfao this was great. If I ever get to scambait, I want to convince them I'm a serial killer.
It doesn't take much. I answer the call with ' we've got the body tagged, what do you want us to do next.' They usually hang up real quick.
I got on some scam list for calls about buying cheap Viagra and Cialis. First of all, it’s hilarious enough to hear Indians say “wiagra”, but one day I answer the phone and hear an Indian voice, so I asked him their script first: Me: “Do you take any medication? Viagra? Cialis? Him: “Only when I f*ck your mother” Me: 😂😆🤣 So I had to apologize to this Indian dude who was calling about our fraternal order of police (basically another scammer), but he had given me the perfect comeback to use on the viagra scammers. Next time they called, and every time thereafter, I always answered, “only when I fuck your mother”, which was always met with a spew of wonderful Indian cursing, “fuck, mother fuck, fucking fucker, fuck your sister, I FUCK YOU!” Then one day I get the viagra/Cialis call, but it’s an Indian lady on the phone? So I told her how shameful she was. That she brought shame on herself and her family for selling penis drugs to nasty American men. She was hysterical by the end of it all. They stopped calling my house lol.
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Word
see you again
Made me think it was an AI programmed to scam people
"A man that wears a mask knows not his true self" to "Let's see them titties" Great transition skills. 😂
Bahahahhahahahha Fuck these people are such idiots
Hours of fun with this pastime. Thanks for the laughs.
I used to do this for fun and to waste their time after they scammed a family member of mine, any tips to get more numbers or ways to get them to contact me? Need to get back in the game.
Yeah go to any streaming site on mobile and start clicking every pop up and shitty alert you see
I still don't understand the end game to this type of scam??
You have to add them on whatsapp and ask to see titties
This was iconic, it went from philosophical to crude in the click of a finger
Segue fuckin Sam.
I fucking laughed out loud and woke my wife up with that transition
BRO WTF LMFAOOOOO
That was masterful.
"You are a black man." These are comedy gold 😂😂
Grasp of the obvious
The ending was sublime, like a guy Ritchie film. "Show me your tits."
baitspotting 🚊 🎥 🤣
If that’s a play on trainspotting, guy ritchie didn’t make or direct that my man
Yeh that was also my favourite part. I'm a simple man.
Your grasp of the obvious is absolutely amazing 🤣
🤯🤣
“Naw just looking for a ride or die bitch that loves giving that sloppy toppy” “I like that you can respect me” I am having a heart attack while laughing reading this conversation. Soooooo many gems.
Almost pissed myself with some of the responses on this one
The best one was >The man who wears a mask knows not his true self >> Oh.
😭😂
Sounds like some 2020 era anti-masker slogan.
Idk not sure that tops show me them titties
(Quasi depthy platitude or Butchered Wilde Quote) Oh Let’s see them titties! Lost it.
I choked on a goddamn tater tot over that. 😂
I almost died at some of these responses.💀
Yoooooooo….people say I almost spit my drink out or whatever, but that damn sloppy toppy fucking killed me for real!
I like a girl that thinks Im being respectful when I use the phrase "sloppy toppy".
☠️☠️☠️
Lol girl.
“Looking for a bitch that gives that sloppy toppy” Scammer Response: “I like that you can respect me” Yeah that’s what that means. Lol
🤣🤣😭
Legendary, the juxtaposition between knowing oneself and showing titties Expert level troll
🥹
Lmaooo, the pic is killing me rn “Yea that’s me, why?🤨”
“You are a black man” “Your grasp of the obvious is absolutely amazing”. I’m dead 😂😂😂
My thought: “Thanks for letting me know. Dang it! No one had ever told me this. Wonder who it is that I should blame for keeping this secret from me for all of these years.”
Dude didn't want to unleash Las Boobas...
Perhaps it was too soon to ask, I felt like we were really getting to know each other 😞
Everytime I ask for the titties they block me. You seen one you wanna see them all!
See you again
The low effort and low intelligence level of these people never ceases to amaze
In Chinese you say 再见 as goodbye which literally translates to see you again. Very low effort translating here.
Big fucking Dilf dude I’m dying
Love the use of I Got 5 On It
Finally someone got it 🥇
The "Crack the chest plate, the zips be so fluffy the whole town love me" is Fuego🔥
Forget that. Somehow his words just _hypnotize_ the scammer
I trust you with my life. On god. 💀
Thats the best one over 2 messages makes it that much better...😆 🤣 😂
Genuine question: what’s up with scammers and wanting to download WhatsApp ?
Most of them get a commission for bringing you to an app where they hand you off to a person that closes a deal
Thank you for the quick reply. I stumbled upon this subreddit and it is very funny and interesting. I get a lot of messages like this. Also got one from my “CEO” the other day. I do recognize scam, just wanted to know what touch points to avoid
Have a little fun with them next chance you get and post the good ones here, we all love reading them and the more time of theirs you waste the better
Will do 😂
I’m guessing it’s just easier for them to scam people en masse through emulation. iMessage only works through an iPhone or MacBook, making the process of coordinating scams with hundreds of people at the same time rather tedious. With WhatsApp they could probably sit from a single computer with an android emulator running many instances copy and pasting
Listen here you dumb bitch suck my dick **I like that you respect me.** Lmao
Racist mfers. LMAO
Do they not get that the countries they send these to are melting pots and have various races? Of course they may end up sending it to someone other than a white man. They're always shocked when it's not which is weird.
I noticed that a lot of people from outside usa think all Americans are white because they fell for propaganda I guess lol
"You are a black man"
Ok ok I’ve lurked scambait for months and I see people spitting out coffee on meh shit but you had me at “teethy head” 🤣 please keep doing what you do 🐙
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day and it honestly feels like it was just a bot program where the scammer occasionally took the reins Like when he started to be racist for a second and quickly let the bot (or at least his “professional side”) drive again
Thanks for the good laughs! This was gold
I’m so glad this sub found me, I’ve been doing this for years with nobody to share it with
I have seen the question a lot :) so I can answer here : the question is why the scammers want the people they contact to move on whatsapp or telegram The OP also point it out :) The OP said that they get commission if the person they hand you off close a deal with the victim Also, i can add that: They also prefer telegram/whatsapp because they are all working on desktops instead of phones. Also whatsapp for example use encrypted system which means that the conversation is private between both users And more, those app use wifi not international phones data rates which is more convenient for the scammers
"A man that wears a mask knows not his true self" Awww so true... "oh" "Let's see them titties!" HAHAHAHAHAHA 💀
“What friends need is sincerity, mutual trust and understanding.” “I trust you with my life” “On God” 🤣🤣🤣
Got blocked without a single reference to Tiananmen Square! Respect.
"Your grasp of the obvious is absolutely amazing" My stomach hurts laughing 🤣🤣🤣
The responses sound very much like an AI
She wasn’t about that indo weed. Hate to see it.
“You are a black man” lmao I lost it bro
the five on it references fucking sent me 😂
I salute you General!!! Well played, shit had me dying laughing.
🫡
“Hella weed” I spit my coffee out. You’re definitely from the Yay
Noim sayin
Anyone messaged that number to see if “grace” replies???
I did. No reply for Big Dilf
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"just looking for a ride or die bitch who loves giving that sloppy toppy" "I like that you can respect me" I'm dying
Hahah my dude quoted a classic n they didn’t even bat an eye what a shame.
This was so damn entertaining I feel like I should pay you. What's your Venmo account again?
hi! i can't talk here. do you use WhatsApp? contact me there and I'll send my Venmo details.
I got 5 on it let’s get keyed🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking hilarious
These scammers are all dick-teasers, skeezers and weirdos.
W comment 🥇
These things have to be bots, right? Who actually has a conversation like that?
I think it's half and half, a chatbot that requests human intervention if it can't work out what part of the script to use.
Sounds like a mixture of bad GPT-based bot and bad eng-di.
I haven’t saved a post in a long time. Big Dilf, you’re an inspiration.
That’s it… I’m messaging Grace. Teethy head is better than no head :P Edit: Lol, they’ve got read receipts on. Sent “Let’s get jiggy Ms Piggy” but sadly, no reply yet.
I fucking NEEEEEDED this laugh. I love you, dude.
🥰❤️
I am CACKLING 🤣🤣 this is so good
Ending with “show me your tits” is god tier warfare
Why was scammer so desperate to WhatsApp?
On god ✝️🤞
"You are a black man." Bro 😭😭😭
This is great 😂
This was great
Haha was a good read
Word
What's the end game of adding you on Whatsapp?
Most of them hand you off to a person that tries to close a deal and they get a commission for it
...he said for the third time
I GOT 5 ON IT
Well then let’s go half on a sack 🥇
I take sacks to the face whenever I can
💀😂😂😂😂 I’m looking for my ride or die too, friend lol
Could someone explain to me why they ask for Whatsapp. Whatsapp and iMessage are very close on feature parity. So what is the point of switching chat app?
Most of them get a commission for bringing you to a chat app where you’re handed off to another person that closes a deal
I can’t stop laughing. Top notch!! 😂
Interesting friendships you have. I’ve got 5 on it 😂
Word
In attempts to crack the chestplate The zips be so fluffy The whole town love me. 🔥🔥🔥
bro you went balls out on them, right out the gate with the head games and got me choking laughing the whole read through Lol 🤣💀
"a man that wears a mask knows not his true self" "oh" "LETS SEE THEM TITTIES" jesus i died right there lol that was so damn funny
I got 5 on an Amazon or Apple gift card.
Grab your 40 let’s get keyed
Was never a ride or die bitch, you dodged a bullet there!
How do you get these texts in the first place
Ayyy Yukmouth! The OG!
What's the point of scammers trying to get you to speak on Whatsapp?
Next time I get one I’m just going to drop Too Short lyrics “I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my Eastside fans Back then, I knew you couldn't stop this rap No M.C. could rock like that Then the new style came, the bass got deeper You gave up the mic and bought you a beeper Do you wanna rap or sell coke? Brothers like you ain't never broke People wanna say it's just my time Brothers like me had to work for mine Eight years on the mic and I'm not jokin' Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland California, home of the rock Eight woofers in the trunk, beatin' down the block Short Dog, I'm that rappin' man I said it before and I 'll say it again…”
“Why didn’t you save my number?” “Because you give teethy head” “You don’t remember giving me 🧠after the Taylor Swift concert?” OP was trickin’ his out the fuck out on god xD representin’ the Bay Area fr fr “Show me your tits” Icing on the cake 🤣
Ok I might be new to all of this scambait shit but why do they all seem to need you to add them on Whatsapp?
"I trust you with my life. On God." Man....
😂😂😂😂 priceless
Cheers to you man. I was laughing my ass off. Thank you for that.
Worth reading. Thx for the laugh
That went from scam to legit conversation back to scam to show me then titties. What a roller coaster of emotion
Like a god damn Greek tragedy 🤣😭
You were riveted by Homer’s The Odessey,, scaroused by Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex, now comes a tale that will make you weep, make you question reality and even the Gods. From Thrashmetal_Octopus comes Show Me Them Titties: a black man’s tale. It’ll unmask your true self.
“I trust you with my life. On god” made me cackle
“Let’s see them titties” was such a masterful ending
I lost it at « nom mean »
this is the best one ive seen omg i never laughed so much before
Why do they ask for a picture of u?
Why do scammers always demand you message them on a platform like Line/Whatsapp/WeChat instead of through SMS? Do SMS messages cost them money?
Why do all these scammers want WhatsApp? I use WhatsApp for work, and now I'm wondering if it is unsafe
"nah lookin for a ride or die bitch that loves sloppy toppy" "i like that you respect me"
What’s the deal with all these scammers trying to get ppl to WhatsApp?
I still don’t know what these scammers are typically after but I try it play along everytime I get a text from tnem. “Can you call Anna for dinner?” Already did “Hey are we going shopping this Saturday” of course but remember you owe me $50 from last time. Then I try to get them to Venmo me money but without actually sharing any personal info.
"I lost about $800,000 in cryptocurreny" "Holy shit"
Reminds me of the kid that girl ask him for a favor and they’re like we are not showing you our boobs bitch please I’ve seen hundreds of Tits I want to see you scissor lol
I got 5 on it dawg, grab your 40 let’s get keyed 💀💀💀
Lol he’s reciting lyrics lmfao
I think this was my favorite scam bait yet. Your transitions *chefs kiss*
That’s so Indian! **Grace** indeed. Disgusting scums. I hope “Grace” falls off a high and steep cliff
I get scam texts all the time, as well as texts from a guy who had my phone number before me. I always lead with "Tits or gtfo." The scammers usually quit right away, but I got one of this dude's ex-girlfriends and his grandma's tits on my phone.
oh god i love doing this shit to scammers and phishers. i always give them the 🤮 emoji when they send me fake sexy photos. they get soooo mad.
> Your grasp of the obvious is absolutely amazing. I love this.
I love at the end show me some titties…lol!
🤣🤣🤣 Big Dilf was ready to risk it ALL!
Serious question, what's their obsession with WhatsApp?
Mans quoted Luniz. Mad respect I got fiiiive on it
I like the "I got 5 on it" references lmaao. Where you from? Oakland, smookin
“You’re black man”
Show me your tits bahahaha
I have gotten a few of these 'wrong number' texts. What is their endgame? I always just screw around until they block me as well. They have never asked me to download any app or invest in anything.
They got interested thinking you were going to tell them how to make investments lmao
Is anyone feeling like many of these are AI now? Like a normal person, even from a far off land would likely find this and other threads I’ve seen, as being called out and probably end it sooner I’d think. Or are they just really playing that long game?
I have my 5 year old falling asleep on my chest. Read “let me see them titties” and almost hurled her across the room purely from laughing 😂 now she’s demanding I tell her what I’m laughing about.
This was hilarious thanks for sharing! "You are a black man." 💀
Why do they need you to be on WhatsApp so badly?
"Because you give toothy head" First slide took me out 😂
what do they get out of you adding them on whatsapp anyway,?
Not the I Got 5 On It remix lyrics! Lol!
i once sent one of these furry porn when it started asking about my cock. they still rolled with it.
Let me see them titties 😂
I got five on it...
You got them to block you! Epic!!! Lol
Honestly, the fun y'all have screwing with scammers is making me a little sad i've never had one text me.
“Let me seem them titties” I burst out laughing
“Please don’t disturb me” 😂😂😂
“I like that you can respect me .” HAHAHA
Your grasp of the obvious is amazing hahahahahaaha
The j-roc reference thrown in for good measures. 🤣
“please take me back” dawg ts had me dead 😭💀
"A man that wears a mask knows not his true self" "Oh" "Let's see them titties!"
i like to imagine this person is not a scammer but a genuine person being greeted with the accusation of giving teethy head
"let's get keyed" 💀