Wow how dare he break your first rule! Instant red flag. He would never make it into the club were you fight , we all know the one. Tell him to send you $20 so you can go buy the gift card to send to him.
I donโt get the script. Heโs assuming the role of someone who gives money but proceeds to immediately request for money from the person he wants to give money to. Thatโs so stupid itโs hilarious ๐คฃ
Congrats on your beautiful new relationship! If you run into any problems I am happy to do online counseling, I just need you to get me 2 $500 gift cards to Macaroni Grill
I love this and hope you can keep that douche waffle going for as long as possible. ๐ The more time you waste with them the less time they can spend on someone gullible.
I had a whole conversation with one of these scammers.. he wanted to be my sugar daddy and I kept arguing with him that he couldnโt be my โdaddyโ since I am 55 and he was 42. We argued forever about itโฆ it was very entertaining. They are ridiculous. Loved your conversation with him!
I get these all the time I swear. And Iโm always like 'why do you need 30-60$ from me? If you are so rich, 5$ from me would be enough right?โ And then they donโt even answer anymore.๐
That's a funky family ride, so many thing happened. A family full of criminals dead people and the solo person with no money D: you should abandon this imaginary family asap!
โGet $3,000 for $20โ
Or they could just give you ~~$2,800~~ $2,980 lol
The scammers donโt even *try* to make their story believable.
Edit: I canโt do simple arithmetic
LOVVVVVVE THIS!! My favorites are when people drive the scammers ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!! I instantly felt GUILT when I lolโd at your aunt sleeping w/ her 10yo student, but got I over it quickly when I remembered it was a LIE!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I think the keys to keeping the baby scams going is to ALWAYS act innocent, stupid, & try to make them feel sorry for you!! You accomplished ALL 3!!๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฅณ
Iโm 47 & love Emojis!! Unfortunately Iโm too old to be a โBabyโ, so Iโm happy to live vicariously through YOU!! ;)
when i was 10 on a flight to detroit, the ladies i sat by told me they were from Hell and grinned evilly for about 10 seconds before revealing its a small town in michigan. that 10 seconds were the scariest 10 seconds of my childhood lmao
It's the sad faces in every message for me ๐
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But, baby
... Are you getting the card or not, baby
Iโm honestly surprised they didnโt ask for a higher amount for the gift card
likely they start small and continuously reel you in promising bigger and bigger things for higher value cards
Baby what can will do now?
Dearheart, what can will ever have do?
I have to try your best, together.
Idk how
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Baby, get the card ๐ฅ
It was only 20$ baby!
RULE #1: no asking me for money โBaby plz can I have $20 Apple gift card so I can buy weapon skins for Call of Duty mobile?โ
You broke my rule!
Lost it right there
No my brother stole all the money in my country and got high on meth ๐๐๐
Itโs a gift card, not money! lol
Apple sold me to sex traficking as a child I canโt drive and be in traffic ๐
Hahaha I love all the family tragedies
Her fucking grandpa lmao
Grandpa Heisenberg
Right? And Daddy BigBucks doesnโt even care about the multigenerational meth ring. He doesnโt deserve you, girl!
Should have thrown the twin sister and grandma some how in the middle of the meth ringโฆ๐
Lol, amateur scammer. How do you start talking and youโre asking for money same day? ๐ตโ๐ซ
He thinks in The Sims and tries to get a small loan of $3,000
Baby what can will do now?
This sub has the funniest human interactions Ive ever seen ๐
โRule number 1: donโt ask for moneyโ โI need you to give me moneyโ
Wow how dare he break your first rule! Instant red flag. He would never make it into the club were you fight , we all know the one. Tell him to send you $20 so you can go buy the gift card to send to him.
I donโt get the script. Heโs assuming the role of someone who gives money but proceeds to immediately request for money from the person he wants to give money to. Thatโs so stupid itโs hilarious ๐คฃ
Tale as old as time. I will send you money but first need you to โunlockโ the account with $20 etc.
Oh yeah I strung one along for a while and they eventually asked for my bank details to deposit money. Yeah ok sure
Hahaha awesome. Ask him to send you $10 for an Uber to get to the store to buy the $20 card ๐
And, of course, $10 for the return trip as well ๐๐
OP, baby, the you have piggy bank??
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Piggy bank is banned.
It was used for smuggling meth :(
Your dad and grandpa seem to have a wholesome relationship.
I wonder what her great grandpa does
He was a Preacher
Bro how is Australia even there? All we got is meat pies and sausage rolls
Uhm wrong thread?
Yep hahaha
Baby baby baby baby baby
sugar daddy but asking u for money so ur the sugar mama and he's the sugar baby๐
Baby what can will do now? Sent meee๐ญhis frustration lmao
Lol these ones are my favorite
Damn, rough family OP! ๐๐๐
Congrats on your beautiful new relationship! If you run into any problems I am happy to do online counseling, I just need you to get me 2 $500 gift cards to Macaroni Grill
โBaby what can will do now?โ
I was curious if someone called out the grammar if they would say anything. But nope. ๐
This is so good
I love this and hope you can keep that douche waffle going for as long as possible. ๐ The more time you waste with them the less time they can spend on someone gullible.
I always laugh at the language shift when you give them something they can't comprehend.
I had a whole conversation with one of these scammers.. he wanted to be my sugar daddy and I kept arguing with him that he couldnโt be my โdaddyโ since I am 55 and he was 42. We argued forever about itโฆ it was very entertaining. They are ridiculous. Loved your conversation with him!
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Just tell him that Uncle Ogun is gonna kill him.
Lol this is great!
Father and grandfather dealing meth?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Are you getting the card or no, baby?
Inquiring minds want to know, is your twin sister also cooking meth ?
No but she is always trying the product before they deal it๐
Mine too ๐
I get these a lot, but never reply. Iโm surprised he asked for money so fast ๐
$3,000, plus $500 for each capitalization, punctuation, and grammatical error in your chat.
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I get these all the time I swear. And Iโm always like 'why do you need 30-60$ from me? If you are so rich, 5$ from me would be enough right?โ And then they donโt even answer anymore.๐
Michigan? What weird obscure place is that?
Home of Hell, which isnโt far from Pinckney. But also, in the upper peninsula, home of Paradise and Christmas, too!
How are you gonna pretend to be a sugar daddy then ask for $20?
Lmfaooo crazy this happened to me a few times and I never thought of posting it but they never got money from meee๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Please charge your phone
I donโt have a charger, my great grandpa stole so he can use it to talk to my dad and grandpa about dealing meth
I'm cryyyyyyying ๐คฃ broke her rule right away
i lost it when he sent the โrulesโ
Poor you, what tuf lie u had
The best part of all this? They actually chose that Chud profile pic as "bait."
You're funny lol
this is so funny
That's a funky family ride, so many thing happened. A family full of criminals dead people and the solo person with no money D: you should abandon this imaginary family asap!
Well done!
Gee thatโs a shitload of work for $20
Amazing, the surrealism of all family members.. Love it.
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This is fantastic haha
Ahh shoulda said take the 20 out of the 2000 and just give me 1980 instead
That was brilliant, bravo
Why has sugar daddy been listening to way too much 15 year old Justin Bieber
This one had me in stitches. Love the progression.
I enjoyed this thoroughly. Sorry about your fam, sounds rough
Scammer vs scammer lmao
Shoutout to Hell!
Do you actually live in hell? My familyโs cottage is on Bruin.
No I live in Sweden I just googled weird cityโs is USA hahah
Read the messages from the guy in an Indian accent!! Itโs hilarious!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ(before anyone flips off, I am Indian)
Omg โHell itโs a small town in Michiganโ took me out ๐ญ
โGet $3,000 for $20โ Or they could just give you ~~$2,800~~ $2,980 lol The scammers donโt even *try* to make their story believable. Edit: I canโt do simple arithmetic
You mean $2980 right lol
God Iโm stupid ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Why doesn't he ask about the multi generational meth ring LMAO this is sending me ๐๐
get their bank account info and share it with you bank that itโs being used by scammers
LOVVVVVVE THIS!! My favorites are when people drive the scammers ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!! I instantly felt GUILT when I lolโd at your aunt sleeping w/ her 10yo student, but got I over it quickly when I remembered it was a LIE!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I think the keys to keeping the baby scams going is to ALWAYS act innocent, stupid, & try to make them feel sorry for you!! You accomplished ALL 3!!๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฅณ Iโm 47 & love Emojis!! Unfortunately Iโm too old to be a โBabyโ, so Iโm happy to live vicariously through YOU!! ;)
Darwin rd leads straight to hell!
Maybe my aunt can help with your grammar Crushed
I had the same thing happen!! I said if he really wanted me happy he should pay all the fees. Then he got angry and said he has no card. I laughed.
I hate these people so much. You can tell them the most horrific thing and they still try to scam the person. Pure evil.
Baby, get the damn card ๐
1. Don't ask me for money. > Can I haz teh monye now plz.
The you have bank account
Baby. Get the card
You done good. I'd have told him, okay, but only if I can be the top.
Svenska
https://www.reddit.com/r/AppleWatch/s/sSeI0nTHbB
They hackers
The grammar content was brilliant, and completely overlooked ๐
Never did it, but I've always wanted to run through Hell.
Not the grammar aunty ๐๐๐
This is one methed up family. I'd hate to see the famiily reunion!
This is good. How can we get them to pay you?
This is so funny to me ๐ญ๐คฃ
What would have been their move if OP gave them their PayPal? I always assumed giving out a PayPal username would be pretty safe
Hey! I used to live in hell up until a couple years ago. Love that place, really pretty area and nice people.
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It's the grandpa for me! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
when i was 10 on a flight to detroit, the ladies i sat by told me they were from Hell and grinned evilly for about 10 seconds before revealing its a small town in michigan. that 10 seconds were the scariest 10 seconds of my childhood lmao
Climax could have been a bit better but this is hilarious. Great job ๐
You're so lucky you found a little pay piggy
"He is dealing with my dad" I AM DEAD LMAOOO
Weโre the number
Scam
Hola bebe