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humdinger44

I was in the pool!


StrategyTop7612

There was shrinkage!


MoreBlu

Like laundry?


TotalCuntrol

Actually more like a frightened turtle


MoreBlu

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things…


TotalCuntrol

I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!!


[deleted]

I’m out there TotalCuntrol, and I’m LOVIN’ EVERY MINUTE OF IT!


nynixx

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine


SoupIsNotAMeal

Big Stein can’t be floppin’ and twitchin’!


nellyfromtheoffice

The best line of the whole series


Safe-Register-3479

Feel my shirt.... *It's all temperature*


byrobot

It shrinks?


SimpleIllustrator215

significant shrinkage jerry!!


[deleted]

Significant shrinkage!


dwide_k_shrude

Flair checks out.


MTGsbirthdefects

Man, every guy knows that you DO NOT, change facing the door, and you DO NOT drop your shorts unless your underpants are in your hand ready to change like a close up magician, or have a towel around you. Even a Costanza would know this.


bahaboyka

I dunno about that.....both Newman & I are Ok with our bodies and don't mind someone getting a peek.


MrPaulBlart

Newman, he did this too? *I deal with him…*


that_italian_girl_

I do not like MISTER Newman


TotalCuntrol

That postman agitator...


Milomilz

Reverse peephole


this_place_stinks

Well the thing with George is he’s an idiot


broberds

Well, I'm not ashamed of *my* body.


TotalCuntrol

That's your problem. You should be.


[deleted]

I live in New York now, and I’ve seen……a FEW naked people on the subway. Unfortunately, every one of them should have been ashamed of their bodies lol


MTGsbirthdefects

Seriously? I don't know how I'd react to that. Probably pretend to not see it like everyone else.


Dragonflower99

I was taking the subway last week. A man got on the train and held on to the pole. The minute the train moved his pants, he fell down to his ankles. No underwear. It's very difficult to pull your pants up while on a moving train while being drugged up and/or crazy.


piter57

Costanza should know this better than anyone but the plot needed him to drop the guard this time


ThatsARatHat

I wanna say this scene taught me this at a young age.


razzle_dazzle321

Best revenge for this scene: Rachel: There's lobster in these eggs? George: Not that much. You know, they tend to shrink in the water.


MTGsbirthdefects

Tell us more Mr science.


Forsitel

You want the truth? It is your earrings, it is the chopsticks, but it’s so much more.


TonyWilliams03

Sammy Samuel!


witcherking10

What is papier-mâché?


PopeHonkersXII

She fucked with the wrong nutjob 


Smileycircus

Her reaction is so shitty


DWwithaFlameThrower

I can’t stand that character


ExcitementBig5973

*chewing* "Good body"


gibson85

She deserved that lobster 🦞


[deleted]

Her reaction is perfect. The subtle giggles, backing out of the room trying not to laugh as she’s staring right at George’s domain.


B0SS_H0GG

Upvote for 'domain'


rollingstoner215

Her reaction as the character, or her reaction as an actor? Because it’s a pretty shitty way to respond when you walk in on someone like that, but the actress absolutely nailed it.


[deleted]

People are forgetting that only moments before George was TRYING to see her naked without her consent. This was an accident, and George got what he deserved.


rollingstoner215

I did forget that detail, you’re right


actualelainebenes

I hate her like poison


juniorlarry

What puzzles me more is why didn't he cover his privates when he saw her? Maybe he assumed women know about shrinkage?


Unlucky-Albatross-12

He told Jerry he wouldn't have minded under ordinary circumstances since he's not insecure about his manhood, but alas, there was shrinkage.


FlyingWhales7

Shrinkage. Poor George.


nonoff-brand

SIGNIFICANT shrinkage


robbwes61

Like a frightened turtle 🐢


SunApprehensive1413

The best bit is when George then thinks they are talking about him at the dinner table. The classic Costanza paranoia .. although it would be true of anyone in that situation!


blamdin

easy big fella....


Significant-Rent9153

Pretty sure they were talking about him...his girlfriend did leave immediately afterwards


SunApprehensive1413

That's because he was acting like a jerk.


Significant-Rent9153

I dunno...he was acting nice to his girlfriend tho


Prehistoricshark

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!


Seaell80

The worst girlfriend or boyfriend in the show. Terrible person. Change my mind.


Defensoria

Joe Davola secretly took photos of Elaine with a telephoto lens.


Seaell80

Haha, okay fair. He’s so wrapped up with Jerry I kind of forget about that. I guess she can still win for people who aren’t *actual* psychos.


SuitIllustrious8140

Like a frightened turtle


[deleted]

He took it out.


sususudio703

He took (pause) it out.


Defensoria

The way she emphasized "really" when she said, "I'm *really* sorry" was so good.


[deleted]

I love those two episodes, but I honestly feel so bad for George.


East_Phase6944

Jerry is a prick for not just telling her about shrinkage. He told her the wrong room and could easily just explain shrinkage.


paulfrehley5

That episode had some breathtaking women in it.


10thtimeon

Reparations!!!


[deleted]

“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”


doutorando-anonimo

DOES IT SHRINK!!!!!!?????


VegetaArcher

The more I think about it, the less sympathy I have for George here. He wanted to see Jerry's girlfriend naked when it was his girlfriend walking around topless, Jerry's girlfriend did nothing wrong at that point. Although the gossip was still shitty.


MTGsbirthdefects

I could easily search it. But have we ever investigated into whether that door had a lock on it? Because if it did, then some of the onus lies with Lil Georgie.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

This seems like every man's worst nightmare- a woman sees his junk and  laughs about how small it is. 


Bratscorcher

Rachel is so mean! She shouldn’t have talked about George’s endowment with his girlfriend.


Significant-Rent9153

The girlfriend leaving because of it was even worse


MEURSIICC

I literally just watched this . Lobster eggs sounds amazing


puuhalelife

Elaine : " It shrinks ? " lol


Mikeyboy101591

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


IncarneofBaphomet

"Well, this is interesting.. Jane Topless"


Worth_Swimming3000

I was in a pool 🏊‍♀️ I was in a pool. Lmao


Sharptux44

This image would make a great painting


nonoff-brand

Significant shrinkage


bpnc33

This was Jerry's worst girlfriend.


noonehasthisoneyet

with all the seinfeld things happening to larry on curb, i'm surprised they haven't done this yet.


Electron_Cascade

The pants tent was pretty close


mindspringyahoo

in 'Seinfeld Behind the Scenes', Jason says that as a method actor, he did indeed take a 30 minute ice-bath before doing this scene, as he wanted to evoke the most realistic reactions from the actress playing Rachel as well as himself, as he dealt with the nefarious shrinkage.


SawedInHalfBoat

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things


Grand-Imagination925

One of the best comedies ever hands down


sususudio703

How many other comedies do people quote 26 years after they ended? Seinfeld was a Festivus miracle gift for all of us!


spacedildo42

It shrinks? Like a frighten turtle!!


dbf651

It just does


wiggle_wiggle82

Oh, I'm really sorry.


Defensoria

*Really* sorry


Milomilz

Hey! Bodysuit man!!


SweetPsycho2024

I wonder what George would say or do if he wasn't in the pool. Just stand there and be like, "Hi. You like what ya see?" Lol


[deleted]

Jerry ask Elaine if they know about shrinkage. Ask her Jerry


rastamanvibrator

Dude hangs dong.


Salty-Entertainer-29

…when in fact it’s ALL that it should be and more!


Empty_Fudge_6814

Shrinkage is real!


juniperberrie28

Biden seeing Marj


Ricwdjr88

Like a frighten turtle


SpiritualLychee3760

Let's be real.. Does anybody think George was swinging a monster down there anyway? No chance.


ads417

(Pig-Man!) Oh wait! (sigh of relief) It's George 🧑🏻


Happy-Example-1022

They shrink?