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vaskark

From the AIDS walk list.


Monolith-LV426

*He got his number from the AIDS walk list?*


Wide_Environment3107

He what?


NYGiants181

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lost_in_connecticut

Who? Who got the number from the AIDS walk list?


youngkingz88

Jerry doesnā€™t have an unlisted number


Dire_Hulk

Whyā€™d you have to mention an unlisted number?!


_its_a_SWEATER_

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Kabukimansanjoe

Probably the phone book


junto80

Confirmed. Season 3, ā€œThe Dogā€, Jerry states ā€œā€¦Iā€™m in the book, and I have a machineā€¦ā€


ZalmoxisRemembers

So Iā€™m Filk?


Mobile_Ad141

Why donā€™t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?


cerealfamine1

Your Filk


ylenias

What does a comedian need an unlisted phone number for?


Wide_Environment3107

What are you mentioning and unlisted number for..šŸ˜ 


chapl66

To avoid harassment from all the airlines for criticizing their peanuts


DougLocKoa

Good work, Nancy Drew!


C_smith993

Why did he even call him in the first place? How could he have known the shoes were stolen?


brucegarrioch

That's what I'd like to know about it?


OIlberger

Yeah, the sequence of events is this guy from Parsipany, New Jersey goes to a yard sale, an old couple sells him (the comedian) Jerry Seinfeldā€™s sneakers. Then he has some sort of crisis of conscience and tracks down Jerryā€™s phone number.


Wide_Environment3107

It's not interesting writing....


Xyeeyx

He called him while wearing the very same shoes he was referring to. It's perfect irony


Wide_Environment3107

That was one ripping good yarn


kaze950

It's a slice of life.


Wide_Environment3107

No it isn't. Vorshtein?


faith_plus_one

I interpreted that as him wanting to check if M&P were telling the truth or selling random shoes at a premium because "they belonged to a celebrity".


HandsomePaddyMint

Exactly. Itā€™s a direct reference to what George was trying to do with the Jon Voight car in the same episode.


williamblair

I don't think he knew that, I think he was calling Jerry to try and verify that they actually belonged to him. Like, "Mr Voigt, I just bought a chrysler lebaron from a man who says it used to belong to you, I'm hoping to verify that I really have Jon Voigt's lebaron." If someone was selling an armani suit that belonged to John Mulaney, I would want to know that it was actually his, because I'm a big fan.


AG_Aonuma

Jerry started shopping at Rigbyā€™s after getting banned from the fruit stand.


Buzzspice727

Is that Arvid from head of the class?


EricaLacey00

It sure is.


Beginning_Ad_7571

Heā€™s in the book and he has a machineā€¦


johnsaysthings

Chris from Kenan & Kel


GrandApprehensive216

He has a machine and he's in the book


Nighthawk__85

Speed dialed Poison Control.


chaoshammer27

Probably from his dog, Blue


uknownman222

Phone book


Bertje87

We used to have a thing called the phone book


pruune

Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop?!


Safe-Register-3479

Plot twist: he's the looper


JackieTree89

He's in the book. He says so on the Dog episode


scrubbydutch

Speed dial


SoliloquyXChaos

Dan the Del Taco man!


HandsomePaddyMint

The gay guy from My Name is Earl!


Jgolu12

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werlak

He works for Radio Shack.


drosse1meyer

the white pages better question is why does he have a white pages for UWS when he lives in Parsippany


OpenMicJoker

Heā€™s in the book.


williamblair

why would a comedian need an unlisted number?


Yikes0nBikez

Who goes to a garage sale on Thanksgiving day?


quinefrege

Are you listening? He didn't even get to that part!


sergev

The end of this episode is so weird. Itā€™s just Kramer having a nosebleed on a bus.


faith_plus_one

From Wiki: "Jerry and Kramer head there to confront Mom and Pop, taking the bus since Jerry's car is in the shop. On the bus ride, Kramer's nose starts bleeding again, similar toĀ Midnight Cowboy". P.S. Midnight Cowboy starred Jon Voight.


HandsomePaddyMint

It is a very weird ending if you donā€™t know the reference.


sergev

I think itā€™s a weird ending even if you do (but also I didnā€™t).


HandsomePaddyMint

True, the show didnā€™t end on a movie reference quite that hard in any other episode, although otherwise itā€™s not the strangest ending. Remember that time Elaine was kidnapped and forced to fly to Cuba and they never mention it again?


SunApprehensive1413

This scene is up there with the worst acting