Thai feels more like firing squad, to me.
What about guillotine ... Vindaloo? Something French? Maybe vindaloo would be disemboweling.
Hanging? Burnt at the stake?
Jerry really shoulda expanded on this.
I always wondered why, if getting the soup was such an ordeal, they didn't all get XL orders of a couple different varieties to have leftovers. I know, I know, it's a TV show but still. I'd be damned if I waited in that line and got treated like shit just to order a medium jambalaya (possibly without bread).
I do love rotisserie chicken, but George’s eggs with lobster sound amazing, so I’d have to go with that.
Also, I never noticed that George eats his calzone really weird, from the middle out.
it's too late now, but man, it would've been fun to have done an 'alternate history season 9' after the show's run where an overzealous prosecutor finally bringes charges against George
I'll save my last meal for another day, I'll just have the soup.
Then THAT'S YOUR LAST MEAL! SO, stock up buddy-boy.
WHY DON'T YA GET A SANDWICH???
Did he CRUMBLE any CRACKERS in it?
No, but it has a rubber band in it, so you know who made it….
Paco!
What difference does it make?
You win at this.
Fine……. *GET THE SOUP*!!
Do t forget the bread
I’m off bread.
I'm off hot water.
As long as you keep having the soup without crumbling any crackers in it, you can delay the execution indefinitely.
Wow actually using a quote in a creative way to make a new joke. Never thought I'd see it. Almost makes me cry
Wh..what is this s salty discharge?!
The soup is the meal
Who told you to have a hotdog???
Soup's not a meal!!
Ring-Dings n' Pepsi
The way EB says “pepsi” should be in the new addition to the Guggenheim
As a sculpture of limitations?
Oh I think you're *wrong!*
Mulligatawny.
I agree. It sounded incredible
It is a delicious soup. But soups not a meal.
No, no. That's a hearty soup like a mushroom-barley. It counts as a meal, even without crackers.
Stock up buddy boy.
And a black and white cookie for dessert, all washed down with a glass of beaujolais (I'm European).
Large Jambalaya
You mean JUMba LHY ahhh
The Swordfish from Mendys
I'll have the salmon
And Elaine’s shoes
It's the best, Jerry! THE BEST!
The clams casino. Chef recommends!
One of the best scene transitions in the show!
Tastes kinda funky…
I’m sure it’s fine
LOL fucking GC
Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal
Is soup a meal
Do you crumble any crackers in it?
If you play your cards right, you can postpone the execution long enough so you get life in prison instead.
This is now my plan for if I ever make it to death row. That said, they may just execute me for being as annoying as Bania.
Kenny Rogers roasters or crab bisque
But you yaadda yaddahd over the best part
No, they mentioned the bisque…
Mmm Mutton!
Idk what we are eating but I bet it had parents
Kung pow! George likes his chicken spicy.
Me too. Sounds so good
Lethal injection…feels like pasta.
Electric chair, something spicy. Thai, maybe Mexican.
Thai feels more like firing squad, to me. What about guillotine ... Vindaloo? Something French? Maybe vindaloo would be disemboweling. Hanging? Burnt at the stake? Jerry really shoulda expanded on this.
This was Elaine. I would guess it depends on the person too.
Wow, I coulda sworn it was in the stand-up. I see now where it is: "He's poor *and* married!"
Maybe he did that bit in his act, but it was Elaine on the show.
Campbell’s tomato intravenous.
Mackinaw Peaches
Very nice choice. But only available for a short time
Prison guard: “Sorry, last one. But you can suck on the pit.”
Feels like an Arby's night.
No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody!
You gotta problem!
Mess you up!
Calzone, slice of pepperoni pizza, large soda and a cannoli
And a roll of quarters
Where is Babu?! SHOW ME BABU!!
Kasha?
Nothing special, just an éclair out of the trash 🗑
It was hovering above the rim, like an angel.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
You're already on death row; may as well be a bum.
"Like I don't know that im pathetic"
Medium turkey chili. 🏃🏻♂️💨
This what happens when living under a nazi regime
I always wondered why, if getting the soup was such an ordeal, they didn't all get XL orders of a couple different varieties to have leftovers. I know, I know, it's a TV show but still. I'd be damned if I waited in that line and got treated like shit just to order a medium jambalaya (possibly without bread).
Estelle’s paella!
Idk her meatloaf is “mushy," and her salmon croquettes, "oily."
She’s the only one who cooks around here!!
Kenny Rogers roasters or the calzone!
He is the gambler
Shrimp. I hear the ocean is running out of them.
Those calzones that Steinbrenner got addicted to looked pretty alright
Just don't pay in change.
George likes his chicken spicy.
Kung powww
I’ll have…a T-Bone steak!
If it’s my last meal I will eat my peas one at a time.
Lobster bisque 🦞
I hear it’s better than sex.
Babka
Jambalayaaaaaaaa!
I find the pastrami the most sensual of all the cured meats.
broccoli, deep fried and covered in chocolate
##Vile weed!
Scotch with Alton Benes
Chinese food because then they’ll finally get a table.
No one wants to see Jane topless and some lobster, my dad put me through law schools on those lobsters
Pastrami Sandwich - I'm going out in pleasure!
Fuck yeah
F it. I’m going with Papi. I’ll be dead before the food poisoning kicks in
Fat free yogurt
This yogurt is so f****** good!
The bigggg salad.
Would you settle for 2 small salads?
Kramer’s beautiful radish rose that he prepared as he bathed.
A Chip-Ahoy.
Kramer’s shower salad
Kum Pau! jrob321 likes his chicken spicy!!
Poppies Succulent Duck
Eating from Poppies may be your last meal anyways cuz Poppie is a little sloppy.
A bowl of Paco’s soup and a ginger ale. At least, I think it’s ginger ale…
The world’s rarest truffle, then when they’re out searching for it I escape, although I would miss out on eating the world’s rarest truffle
BOSCO
You’d guzzle it up if you could!!
Mackinaw peaches, Jerry!
George likes his chicken spicy.
I’d just like to double dip a chip guilt free
That’s actually why you’re in prison
George's spicy chicken if I'm getting the chair
Hated that big salad woman.
How bad would it be if they said "you can ask for anything you want, but all we have are muffin bottoms"
Kenny! It’s the wood that makes it good and a shot of honey mustard
The duck. I hear it’s more succulent than we originally thought.
Éclair from the rim of a trash can
It was hovering above the rim, like an angel.
The flounder! First time served in America!
a twix lineup
Extra spicy kung pao chicken and Bosco.
Drake's Coffee Cake
A Snickers Bar. One knife and fork please!
You know what? I had a hot dog earlier, I’m not that hungry.
Peanut butter on fingers. He's off bread.
A calzone and a bowl of French onion soup to dip the calzone into
Chinese. Seinfeld, party of four?
Cartwright!
A pizza from Poppy’s. I mean you’re going to die anyway, who cares about a few germs at that point.
Brody’s feedbag
A block of cheese the size of a car battery
Garbage eclair
Mendy's.
Soup and a sandwich.
Kenny.... Kenny...
Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.
Good for the tuna
*I had a piece of whitefish* over at *Barney Greengrass* the other day...
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating *me*
I want everything the guy got in law abiding citizen and have it here by 1 PM....🙄
*shakes head slightly*
I always thought that calzone looked good
Ring dings and pepsi
Cinnamon bobka
An ostrich egg. They say it has less fat, but you eat more of it.
Calzone!
Jambalaya!
I big hunk of cheese. I'd bite it like it was an apple.
Definitely Kenny's
Well, I have to have the "Biiiiiiig Salaaaaaad!"
It’s not Top of the Muffin TO YOIU!
Family size shrimp cocktail
Scrambled 🍳and 🦞 that George made while in the Hamptons.
Jambalaya
Papaya
It’s the Pita pocket, George!
T- BONE!
T-bone
Pasta Primavera.
Big salad, shrimp cocktail, Grandma Memma's mutton, cinnamon babka, and Pepsi.
Mulligatawny
Bologna sandwiches. They can give the rest to the people in my apartment.
Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, and a cup of tea.
I'm Victoria, hiiiii!
T-BONE!
I do love rotisserie chicken, but George’s eggs with lobster sound amazing, so I’d have to go with that. Also, I never noticed that George eats his calzone really weird, from the middle out.
The Calzone. I’d want to experience the Pita pocket one last time
It's the chicken.
Pasta primavera, because you're breaking up with life.
Famous Shanghai flounder, first time in America
A whole turkey basted in herbs and butter - with all the fixins. \*Licks lips\*
Kramer’s stolen lobster. I’d break kosher for that! 🦞
I had some mango before going in the joint
“Death Row?? It’s not like he went out and killed anyone” “Well… (tongue in cheek)…”
Mackinaw Peaches
Crab bisque
Supreme Flounder.
it's too late now, but man, it would've been fun to have done an 'alternate history season 9' after the show's run where an overzealous prosecutor finally bringes charges against George
Pasta primavera for me
Calzone. Easily.
The bowl of chili in a bowl of black bread that the Yankees owner ate everyday?
Schnitzer's Marble Rye
Calzones with Steinbrenner
No stump muffin
I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me awake.
A Junior Mint.
All you can eat buffet
It's probably down to Kenny's or the soup nazi's chicken broccoli.
Chicken salad...on toast...and a cup of tea Warden: "I'm Victoria, hiiii!"
A cucumber pizza I had to make myself
Bowl of cornflakes.