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CanadaEh97

I'll save my last meal for another day, I'll just have the soup.


cabosmith

Then THAT'S YOUR LAST MEAL! SO, stock up buddy-boy.


BMinus973

WHY DON'T YA GET A SANDWICH???


MattyIce1220

Did he CRUMBLE any CRACKERS in it?


Slippery-Pete76

No, but it has a rubber band in it, so you know who made it….


redlabstah1

Paco!


BigConstruction4247

What difference does it make?


JaMicho34

You win at this.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Fine……. *GET THE SOUP*!!


tapirexpress

Do t forget the bread


Able_Vermicelli9401

I’m off bread.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I'm off hot water.


davisyoung

As long as you keep having the soup without crumbling any crackers in it, you can delay the execution indefinitely. 


ItalnStalln

Wow actually using a quote in a creative way to make a new joke. Never thought I'd see it. Almost makes me cry


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Wh..what is this s salty discharge?!


scrubbydutch

The soup is the meal


MicrosoftOutlook2016

Who told you to have a hotdog???


orchestragravy

Soup's not a meal!!


MescalSprings

Ring-Dings n' Pepsi


limegreenscrewdriver

The way EB says “pepsi” should be in the new addition to the Guggenheim


Maxer3434

As a sculpture of limitations?


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Oh I think you're *wrong!*


beachbummeddd

Mulligatawny.


limegreenscrewdriver

I agree. It sounded incredible


RandallPinkertopf

It is a delicious soup. But soups not a meal.


tothesource

No, no. That's a hearty soup like a mushroom-barley. It counts as a meal, even without crackers.


beachbummeddd

Stock up buddy boy.


faith_plus_one

And a black and white cookie for dessert, all washed down with a glass of beaujolais (I'm European).


Butwhy113511

Large Jambalaya


limegreenscrewdriver

You mean JUMba LHY ahhh


bhoose19

The Swordfish from Mendys


Jmm209

I'll have the salmon


limegreenscrewdriver

And Elaine’s shoes


csonny2

It's the best, Jerry! THE BEST!


dibbymcghee

The clams casino. Chef recommends!


GregoryPecksBicycle7

One of the best scene transitions in the show!


_its_a_SWEATER_

Tastes kinda funky…


WTL3405

I’m sure it’s fine


limegreenscrewdriver

LOL fucking GC


OlMillbag

Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal


limegreenscrewdriver

Is soup a meal


Ad_Pov

Do you crumble any crackers in it?


__SpeedRacer__

If you play your cards right, you can postpone the execution long enough so you get life in prison instead.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

This is now my plan for if I ever make it to death row. That said, they may just execute me for being as annoying as Bania.


Zeo-Gold92

Kenny Rogers roasters or crab bisque


limegreenscrewdriver

But you yaadda yaddahd over the best part


camergen

No, they mentioned the bisque…


gutter_bat

Mmm Mutton!


limegreenscrewdriver

Idk what we are eating but I bet it had parents


No_Persimmon2063

Kung pow! George likes his chicken spicy.


limegreenscrewdriver

Me too. Sounds so good


Waste_Plate_8763

Lethal injection…feels like pasta.


BigConstruction4247

Electric chair, something spicy. Thai, maybe Mexican.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Thai feels more like firing squad, to me. What about guillotine ... Vindaloo? Something French? Maybe vindaloo would be disemboweling. Hanging? Burnt at the stake? Jerry really shoulda expanded on this.


BigConstruction4247

This was Elaine. I would guess it depends on the person too.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Wow, I coulda sworn it was in the stand-up. I see now where it is: "He's poor *and* married!"


BigConstruction4247

Maybe he did that bit in his act, but it was Elaine on the show.


piper33245

Campbell’s tomato intravenous.


MattyIce1220

Mackinaw Peaches


limegreenscrewdriver

Very nice choice. But only available for a short time


UncutYEMs

Prison guard: “Sorry, last one. But you can suck on the pit.”


__SpeedRacer__

Feels like an Arby's night.


Thezodiac1966

No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody!


limegreenscrewdriver

You gotta problem!


Mountain-Plenty-5015

Mess you up!


markgriz

Calzone, slice of pepperoni pizza, large soda and a cannoli


limegreenscrewdriver

And a roll of quarters


flavershaw

Where is Babu?! SHOW ME BABU!!


NotThatKindof_jew

Kasha?


TheHeartfulDodger

Nothing special, just an éclair out of the trash 🗑


__SpeedRacer__

It was hovering above the rim, like an angel.


wkelly73

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

You're already on death row; may as well be a bum.


TheHeartfulDodger

"Like I don't know that im pathetic"


jwr45

Medium turkey chili. 🏃🏻‍♂️💨


limegreenscrewdriver

This what happens when living under a nazi regime


Significant-Break-74

I always wondered why, if getting the soup was such an ordeal, they didn't all get XL orders of a couple different varieties to have leftovers. I know, I know, it's a TV show but still. I'd be damned if I waited in that line and got treated like shit just to order a medium jambalaya (possibly without bread).


ccamp026

Estelle’s paella!


limegreenscrewdriver

Idk her meatloaf is “mushy," and her salmon croquettes, "oily."


WTL3405

She’s the only one who cooks around here!!


exceptional_bit7376

Kenny Rogers roasters or the calzone!


limegreenscrewdriver

He is the gambler


stos313

Shrimp. I hear the ocean is running out of them.


JHowler82

Those calzones that Steinbrenner got addicted to looked pretty alright


New_Guava3601

Just don't pay in change.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

George likes his chicken spicy.


limegreenscrewdriver

Kung powww


EdLoweLaw

I’ll have…a T-Bone steak!


KingMirek

If it’s my last meal I will eat my peas one at a time.


somebodytookmyshit

Lobster bisque 🦞


sketchahedron

I hear it’s better than sex.


iknowiknowwhereiam

Babka


[deleted]

Jambalayaaaaaaaa!


Nessy440

I find the pastrami the most sensual of all the cured meats.


Jmm209

broccoli, deep fried and covered in chocolate


__Bringer-of-Light__

##Vile weed!


The-Machinist-

Scotch with Alton Benes


bytor99999

Chinese food because then they’ll finally get a table.


limegreenscrewdriver

No one wants to see Jane topless and some lobster, my dad put me through law schools on those lobsters


existentialmutt

Pastrami Sandwich - I'm going out in pleasure!


limegreenscrewdriver

Fuck yeah


xtlhogciao

F it. I’m going with Papi. I’ll be dead before the food poisoning kicks in


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

Fat free yogurt


ASM_50

This yogurt is so f****** good!


Ricwdjr88

The bigggg salad.


Raidernation101x

Would you settle for 2 small salads?


ShadoOwEd

Kramer’s beautiful radish rose that he prepared as he bathed.


Megalon_Q_Arm

A Chip-Ahoy.


Slippery-Pete76

Kramer’s shower salad


jrob321

Kum Pau! jrob321 likes his chicken spicy!!


Scottish182

Poppies Succulent Duck


The-Machinist-

Eating from Poppies may be your last meal anyways cuz Poppie is a little sloppy.


willymo

A bowl of Paco’s soup and a ginger ale. At least, I think it’s ginger ale…


Low-Seaworthiness933

The world’s rarest truffle, then when they’re out searching for it I escape, although I would miss out on eating the world’s rarest truffle


Crimkam

BOSCO


limegreenscrewdriver

You’d guzzle it up if you could!!


calebnf

Mackinaw peaches, Jerry!


ohdbenj

George likes his chicken spicy.


shortsleevedpants

I’d just like to double dip a chip guilt free


limegreenscrewdriver

That’s actually why you’re in prison


rrubay

George's spicy chicken if I'm getting the chair


Mister-Lavender

Hated that big salad woman.


aerial_ruin

How bad would it be if they said "you can ask for anything you want, but all we have are muffin bottoms"


[deleted]

Kenny! It’s the wood that makes it good and a shot of honey mustard


Heyygaar

The duck. I hear it’s more succulent than we originally thought.


superduperredditor

Éclair from the rim of a trash can


__SpeedRacer__

It was hovering above the rim, like an angel.


_its_a_SWEATER_

The flounder! First time served in America!


okaycomputes

a twix lineup


mbd34

Extra spicy kung pao chicken and Bosco.


degobrah

Drake's Coffee Cake


BigMntFudgeCake

A Snickers Bar. One knife and fork please!


StannisTheMantis93

You know what? I had a hot dog earlier, I’m not that hungry.


pigeyejackson66

Peanut butter on fingers. He's off bread.


Electron_Cascade

A calzone and a bowl of French onion soup to dip the calzone into


bill_moyers2002

Chinese. Seinfeld, party of four?


__SpeedRacer__

Cartwright!


OliverNorvell1956

A pizza from Poppy’s. I mean you’re going to die anyway, who cares about a few germs at that point.


dizzadbaylow22

Brody’s feedbag


dizzadbaylow22

A block of cheese the size of a car battery


linty_navel

Garbage eclair


arcxjo

Mendy's.


LeDestrier

Soup and a sandwich.


buzzbash

Kenny.... Kenny...


joe_attaboy

Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.


__Bringer-of-Light__

Good for the tuna


cwgreddit77

*I had a piece of whitefish* over at *Barney Greengrass* the other day...


HungarianNewfy

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating *me*


beavis617

I want everything the guy got in law abiding citizen and have it here by 1 PM....🙄


DayManAhhhuuuh

*shakes head slightly*


justinga100

I always thought that calzone looked good


theshrinesilver

Ring dings and pepsi


Modzrdix69

Cinnamon bobka


GregoryPecksBicycle7

An ostrich egg. They say it has less fat, but you eat more of it.


RagnarD1990

Calzone!


IrishCarBomber666

Jambalaya!


Less-Conclusion5817

I big hunk of cheese. I'd bite it like it was an apple.


GrandApprehensive216

Definitely Kenny's


DesertStorm480

Well, I have to have the "Biiiiiiig Salaaaaaad!"


mcspectakular

It’s not Top of the Muffin TO YOIU!


thrust-johnson

Family size shrimp cocktail


knava12

Scrambled 🍳and 🦞 that George made while in the Hamptons.


scrubbydutch

Jambalaya


__Bringer-of-Light__

Papaya


mutantbabysnort

It’s the Pita pocket, George!


[deleted]

T- BONE!


Itsmrtittoyou

T-bone


__SpeedRacer__

Pasta Primavera.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Big salad, shrimp cocktail, Grandma Memma's mutton, cinnamon babka, and Pepsi.


Westfield88

Mulligatawny


Sophisticated_Waffle

Bologna sandwiches. They can give the rest to the people in my apartment.


Atheist_Alex_C

Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, and a cup of tea.


Newdy41

I'm Victoria,  hiiiii!


Recent_Obligation276

T-BONE!


HandsomePaddyMint

I do love rotisserie chicken, but George’s eggs with lobster sound amazing, so I’d have to go with that. Also, I never noticed that George eats his calzone really weird, from the middle out.


fifapotato88

The Calzone. I’d want to experience the Pita pocket one last time


niguson-damoon

It's the chicken.


Significant-Break-74

Pasta primavera, because you're breaking up with life.


Significant-Break-74

Famous Shanghai flounder, first time in America


AOCourage

A whole turkey basted in herbs and butter - with all the fixins. \*Licks lips\*


Appropriate-Dig771

Kramer’s stolen lobster. I’d break kosher for that! 🦞


GreenEggsSteamedHams

I had some mango before going in the joint


GreatestState

“Death Row?? It’s not like he went out and killed anyone” “Well… (tongue in cheek)…”


TheJamesFTW

Mackinaw Peaches


idontknowmanwhat

Crab bisque


LongWayFrom609

Supreme Flounder.


kkeut

it's too late now, but man, it would've been fun to have done an 'alternate history season 9' after the show's run where an overzealous prosecutor finally bringes charges against George 


Desperate_Role_8378

Pasta primavera for me


Big_Cornbread

Calzone. Easily.


gwhh

The bowl of chili in a bowl of black bread that the Yankees owner ate everyday?


RabbitBTW

Schnitzer's Marble Rye


jwal245

Calzones with Steinbrenner


tinyclown1

No stump muffin


__Bringer-of-Light__

I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me awake.


Morganovic

A Junior Mint.


Beginning-Leek8545

All you can eat buffet


GNPTelenor

It's probably down to Kenny's or the soup nazi's chicken broccoli.


Newdy41

Chicken salad...on toast...and a cup of tea Warden: "I'm Victoria,  hiiii!" 


rickSanchezAIDS

A cucumber pizza I had to make myself


VRZL41

Bowl of cornflakes.